Shit. When did Crocs become poncey?
*suspects this has always been the case*
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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If you've got kids I suspect they fall under "practical"
/been staying with relatives with kids blog
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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As any SCUBA Diver may or may not tell you
Flippers Fins
You barstud :P
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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You barstud :P
Muddy, poncey, watery, scuba and kinky
The fundamental types of human.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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I must be old fashioned
because I think of thigh-high boots AS kinky boots.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:13,
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Wankles!
also, i feel there should be a sub section for hunter wellies as posh country ladies favour them, or wedge wellies.
so i'm told.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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also, i feel there should be a sub section for hunter wellies as posh country ladies favour them, or wedge wellies.
so i'm told.
Not at all
You've had me musing on the nature of the flip flop for a couple of minutes there, which is no bad thing.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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Pulp are playing a Coachella Festival on a cruise liner to the bahamas
I don't think Jarvis should sing common people anymore :D
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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Hehehe
I've recently been re-discovering Pulp's Different Class album. They were an awesome band.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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"#86 in a series in which the punchline is "fucksocks""
is literary genius.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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Haha. Props for shed-related sub-heading.
If I could find my uni notes from 20 years ago I could post a wonderful sketch of a 'shed vortex'.
But sadly such things, along with my drawy skills, are lost to teh mists of time...
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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But sadly such things, along with my drawy skills, are lost to teh mists of time...
I hate house guests who think it's O.K. to bring their dogs without asking!
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:43,
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A shed on the internet? And the owner of the dog is a cunt?
Sounds familiar.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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That pea green needs to go!
I'm doing this dog hatred with a 6 week old puppy snoozing on my chest!
Whimpering little goit!
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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Whimpering little goit!
Help us choose the new Question of the Week
And you all thought I was dead. DEAD. But I am not, just hungry for your lovely, tasty spicy brains.
BUT! We got loads of excellent suggestions this week, so vote for one of these...
Tantrums - When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork at another brother and it stuck in his cheek for a bit. That was a pretty memorable tantrum.
Driving Tests and Driving Lessons - On my first driving test I caused a queue at a bus stop to flee for their lives. Tell us about driving lessons and driving tests
Cycling - Are you a cyclist? Tell us tales of amazing rides, amazing escapes and bozo taxi drivers. Taxi drivers: tell us your tales of bozo cyclists
Best Sex Ever - Let's give that 50 shades of grey missus a run for her millions and tell the world how it ought to be done
Splitting Up and Divorces - In the words of poor, dead Bobby Chariot: "I'm living in me Jag and I'm on pills for me nerves". How did the end of a relationship hit you?
School Trips II - We last did this several years ago. Tales of feral youths running amok.
Vote now closed. You have chosen TANTRUMS. So mote it be.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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BUT! We got loads of excellent suggestions this week, so vote for one of these...
Tantrums - When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork at another brother and it stuck in his cheek for a bit. That was a pretty memorable tantrum.
Driving Tests and Driving Lessons - On my first driving test I caused a queue at a bus stop to flee for their lives. Tell us about driving lessons and driving tests
Cycling - Are you a cyclist? Tell us tales of amazing rides, amazing escapes and bozo taxi drivers. Taxi drivers: tell us your tales of bozo cyclists
Best Sex Ever - Let's give that 50 shades of grey missus a run for her millions and tell the world how it ought to be done
Splitting Up and Divorces - In the words of poor, dead Bobby Chariot: "I'm living in me Jag and I'm on pills for me nerves". How did the end of a relationship hit you?
School Trips II - We last did this several years ago. Tales of feral youths running amok.
Vote now closed. You have chosen TANTRUMS. So mote it be.
I VOTED DRIVING TEST COS I FELT SORRY FOR IT NOT HAVING ANY VOTES
BUT I'VE CHANGED MY MIND CAN I HAVE MY VOTE BACK?????
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:48,
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I voted for driving tests because I thought it'd be the most interesting question
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:49,
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Cycling, for sheer entertainment value.
With any luck we'll get to see a load of self-righteous, teary-eyed keyboard mashing.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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Why do you never choose any of my suggestions, Scaryduck?
Some kind of personal vendetta probably. :(
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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Look, I'm still here
Haven't posted in months and months, but since I've got this little pea I thought I'd pop my head over the parapet.
(Oh, and woo to the pic :) )
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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(Oh, and woo to the pic :) )
You may want to compo it too
I've just spazzed back to last night and so far this has been a sterling challenge. Good times all round.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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I think challenges where the obvious is startlingly boring
brings out the best. People go shooting off in their own insane directions instead.
Edit: Saying that, I originally suggested it simply because sheds was taken off QOTW last week. Then I thought it would even be a good challenge.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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Edit: Saying that, I originally suggested it simply because sheds was taken off QOTW last week. Then I thought it would even be a good challenge.
You're doing it wrong
it's SHEDS
Obviously the drugs are addling your mind
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45,
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Obviously the drugs are addling your mind
I think they must be.
It's 6:51 here and I've been awake since 5:00. I usually get up at the crack of 10:30 or so.
I just hit another dose of percoset about 20 minutes ago, hopefully I'll be able to get some more sleep soon.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:52,
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I just hit another dose of percoset about 20 minutes ago, hopefully I'll be able to get some more sleep soon.
If I may just...
as I now can't get that fucking tune out of my head.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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as I now can't get that fucking tune out of my head.
absolutely awesome
if I didn't want to be called a thread deleting cunt, I'd delete my offending version right away.
This is just superb.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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This is just superb.
I can rejig the the theme tune for you
using a hammer and two tin buckets (one large, one small).
My fees can be found on Befreeta.co.jp
Congratulations on a fine FP, Sir!
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:57,
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My fees can be found on Befreeta.co.jp
Congratulations on a fine FP, Sir!
haha, what a dick-shed!
Norning Ninj, I've just arrived to this shed madness
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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First LOL of the day
...and it's from badly-drawn cocks. Well played!
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:18,
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I love how you always strive for a dynamic play of reality and fiction, prioritising poetic memory over concrete topographies.
prioritising poetic memory over concrete topographies.Especially important for me is the issue of content the disjunctive perturbation of the spatial relationships you bring within the realms of discourse and the distinctive formal juxtapositions.
Thanks for posting.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:05,
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Thanks for posting.
Oooh...
I saw "Cold Dark Matter: An Exploded View (1991)" and thought it a marvellous thing.
Have a [click].
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:06,
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Have a [click].
I never saw it.
But I did try to recreate it from leftover planks and wooden flooring laminate as a costume for a fancy-dress party.
It was very heavy indeed.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:26,
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It was very heavy indeed.
10 points for style...
-50 points for being fucking splintery.
:-D
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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:-D
I hope you've got a supermassive version of this
that you can print onto fine canvas and flog to the Tate Modern
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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who's the old guy?
I remember old Controversial Cornelia from my school days
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:41,
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hahaha
I thought there might be a subtle reason for "who" he might be?
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:46,
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Haha
hard to imagine how she was ever considered controversial
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45,
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Any modern artwork that has been exhibited
has always been a source of public opinion and debate? And her works have been no exception?
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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You're using a lot of question marks today?
Is it your new trademark?
:D?
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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:D?
?????????????????????????????????
What do you mean? I don't understand??
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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hahahaha
Hipsters are such a rare breed of wannabes, they'd probably actually try this look?
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45,
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has this been an humiliating shambles ?
Yeah Baby !
Am I making you angry ?
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:17,
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Am I making you angry ?
"I can not disagree"
But did we really expect Austin Powers to manage a Ā£300M contract smoothly?
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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he's lost his mojo
but kept his million pound salary. The CEO who shagged me.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:52,
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I think I'll actually risk the trip to the flicks for it
but if you hear any reports of stabbings in cinemas caused by people not shutting the fuck up, or "just sitting too close" it wasn't me, honest.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:55,
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If you hear someone shush you from all the way across the theatre even during the loudest parts . . .
Sorry: my filter is broken and I can hear EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM ALL THE TIME.
Which is why I usually wait for DVDs. It's also why I can have no idea what anyone is saying at loud parties.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:06,
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Which is why I usually wait for DVDs. It's also why I can have no idea what anyone is saying at loud parties.
Marvelous Toast...
I started to photoshop him with four Mcdonald's milkshake's and bendy straws all leading into his mask. I decided it was just too much work so can you just imagine it instead. Thanks.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:59,
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Really looking forward to SHED 2012, was lucky enough to be invited!
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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This should win the challenge
My dad has a shed thats gone all parallelogram and apparently it has a family of feral cats living in it now.
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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SHED SHED SHED SHED. SHED, SHED. SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED!
SHED?
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:31,
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Crikey. What a smashing shed.
Architect-designed, frontier-style dwelling. State-of-the-art mono-floor construction. Genuine door and windows. Roof. Ā£1,250,000. No time wasters.
:D
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Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:39,
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:D
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