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[challenge entry] gundi is far more convincing than gandhi
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:20, archived)
# 'sup with his alien hand?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:22, archived)
# It's Mahatma Handhi
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Fuck'n Prawns!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:58, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalf CRAB
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalf PEOPLE

Sometimes you prefer the version you dream by mistake GET ME A TOUGH CHUTE
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:10, archived)
# damn, keep quiet - you almost blow his cover...

ummm no sir, mr MIB, no aliens here to report!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# of course it`s an alien...
you wouldn`t really expect dear ol` mr. karamchand to wave his gun around?
(yeah i`m even more alien to the PS)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Gandhi is a alien
BEWARE!!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:48, archived)
# YEAH BITCH


BEWARE OF EVERYTHING
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Where's my hat Ma?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I Like!!!!!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Putting the bore in Borat...
.......................
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Photoshop Bitch - putting the 'U' in CUNT
What's the matter too subtle for ya?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 8:37, archived)
# I meant the olympics is boring
but thanks for giving me a new sig
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Oh
Isn't that how people speak to each other on here? Glad I could help.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# so yeah
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
# this is the type of fall fashion I can get in to!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# aw man
i'd do that 4-time, but i'm drinking

mo or pedro will do it
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# thanks for that
i couldn't get my head round the rotation to do it all the way round
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeees
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:19, archived)
# FASTER!
FASTER!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:24, archived)
# There is hope for this place yet!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Great distress and indifference. How can that be?
flop flop flop

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# darren from bewitched?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Darrin.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:34, archived)
# damn merkins!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:34, archived)
# cat on the back of the sofa is too cool for this shit
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:18, archived)
# what's the source?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:39, archived)
# RIP...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I know how we can all save b3ta
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Actually.. I changed my mind
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# no I changed it again
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# no I forgot it already
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# fuck you "disco" meat, you can't do anything
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# oh fuck, now I gonna have to do this
OH MY GOD, IT'S ALL SOMEONE ELSES FAULT
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# B3ta needs saving? from what?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# robots from the future
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Mecha-b3ta
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:41, archived)
# MECHA SPACE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE HAVE TRAVELLED THROUGH SPACE WARP BRINGING FLOUNCE
THEY WILL DESTROY A B3TA!
WHAT'S STOP THEM?!

ONLY 5 BRAVE HEROES ARMED WITH MECHANICAL SPACE COMBAT SUIT AND COMPELLED WITH THE POWER OF "GAY-NESS" STAND IN THEIR WAY?!

CAN THEIR LATENT HOMO-NATURE SAVE THE DAY OR WILL THEY BE OVERCOME BY "THE FLOUNCE"?!?!?!?!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:17, archived)
# POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT B3TA TO LIVE

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU THINK THIS IS THE SORT OF THING THAT'S KILLING B3TA
:(
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
#

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Terrible bullying there.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# your walken on broken glass :((
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Look Pedro I don't know what this is all about
but I just come on here to have a laugh with some friends and to share a Fall Fashions joke of the type I find amusing and which is quickly gaining in popularity.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
#

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:22, archived)
# UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)
# I enjoy watching this
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:22, archived)
# I also want spring fashions, mofaha
spring fashions

from the spring

can we have the spring fashions.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)
# This is acceptable.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:17, archived)
# why is b3ta dying
has it got internet AIDS?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# :o
Can even the gay shift battle internet aids?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# That's not the whole collection.
There's just one more thing....
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:42, archived)
# o hai moff

some say dying on its arse, dunno what to think, things have changed but not that much.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# nothing endures like change
or sommat
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# TOAF

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Turtle banjos!

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:30, archived)
# and
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Oh baby
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:39, archived)
# oh my
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:34, archived)
# I consider myself an ass-man
What is going on here?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:11, archived)
# HaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:19, archived)
# The funny part about this picture is that in America (where you live) they call Autumn 'Fall'.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:23, archived)
# Actually good point gronkpan I meant to explain that to everyone.
The funny part about this picture is that in America (where I live) they call Autumn 'Fall'.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:36, archived)
#
THIs^
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Dave Gahan mid-gurn on a gnu with Gorn and the goons
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# i'm trying to think of an image to trump this
fuck me. well done.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# well
pretty much anything that takes more than 3 minutes to knock up would trump this :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# are you suggesting i participate in killing b3ta even more than it is already killed?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# yeah go for it
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# cheetarah's looking rough
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# so would you if you'd just been fucked by....
i'll stop there
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# no plz
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Harcourt Fenton Mudd!

You good-for-nothing...thing...thing...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)
# i'd prefer to fuck you medium rare
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# gosh
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# That's probably about as good as this compo is going to get
*click*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
#

Thank you b3ta for your wonderful inspiration. I gave you a preview of my
new series, and your response was great. It prompted me to have a showing,
and the results paid off. I sold all 11 paintings! Thanks for all the encouraging
words. o/
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WANK!?!
only joking, this is class.

got any links to the others? i think i remember seeing a few on board.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# You guys ROCK! \o/
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# They are fantastic!
Congratumoneylations on making the sales.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# cheers, i actually missed all of them as i've not been on much lately, i saw some other paintings of yours on here though
i love the "simplicity meets detailed" schhhhhtyle.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Nice, missed it, past my drinky time that was....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# congrats on becoming rich and famous
did you sell Nun of the Above paintings ?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Actually...Yes!..........................................They did make an appearance:
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# well fuck you very much for telling us
gonna print out my own copies and stick them to the wall with chewing gum :D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# i love it when you do detailed miniatures, also i like that logo
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Yay fantastic news...... your off licience will be pleased ;-)
But what preview when?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# You need to pay more attention.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# You'll be a global fransize, Nun off the above playing cards and top trumps... ;-)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Make it so!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# fantastic!
...did you hear?, b3ta is dying
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# i think you're one of the causes, pedro
*stirs the shit real good*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I am :D :D
b3ta.com/board/10816197

Actually the reason is because of Colonel Boris moving to AU
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# maybe you should post real photos all the time...in new threads.
...of big cats
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# i think we should convert /board to /tranny_porn
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# with big cats
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# cartoon cat porn
oh wait, we have that already JA JA JA!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# maybe we should all just slit our fucking wrists, and have our family post the photos on board
END IT ALL
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# dude, that would be freakin' awesome!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# ALSO
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# haha! YAY, that's how it really happened
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# just out of shot is a glass of orange and a croissant
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# game over man
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# meh, I never did like the font anyway
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# now it's brown bread
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Truth be known.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# WAS IT THE JOKE ABOUT THE DOGS???
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:00, archived)
# What sort of maniac would say such a thing....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I know...it's all my fault. :'(
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Congrats atomic
you deserve it :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Hello Mo'
...did you hear?, b3ta is dying
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# bring back the 'fall fashion' jokes
that'll sort it

cunts
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# ^THIS
It's our only hope.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# I suffered long and hard..............heh heh.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Excellent stuff :-)
well played and I never doubted it.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Very good news, but not a surprise :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# :D I'm a real artist now! :D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Couldn't happen to a better artist
Well done! Mine's a white wine, BTW.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# ^This
But Mine's a
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I got Scotch and Guinness. I'm a happy fool now.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# WE NEED MORE FUCK OUT!
Great news bloke :) Do it again!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Fuck yeah! I have to do some painting!
See if I can outdo myself. :D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# ah congrats
now you'll be able to afford food to taunt the penniless orphans who don't have food :D

Always a good thing.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Hey, I was a starving artist just a few hours ago. XD
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# heh, I don't even reach that level
I'm just a poor twat :D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Ha ha...where's your hat? I'll toss a few pennies in there.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
a few pennies
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# jeeeze
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# couldn't resist
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)
# heh
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# we like this!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# O_O you iz eveybuddy?!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# That too...! CHEERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you all. \o/
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Fuck!
I'd translate that, but it would take a while. It basically means, I wish it were 1979. That's about when I lost my creativity. And congratulations. It must feel good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NsVEjZ4HwA
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# I've been getting back into Punk. Creativity can never die.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Phew.
I guess mine is chained inside my dungeon of irritation. There's something about being 19 that was amazing. LSD might have played a role.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# this makes me very pleases
smoke a fat one muthafuck, also where was the showing?

youtu.be/yEggja_zBjs
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# It was at one of my secret bunkers.
If I told you where it was, I'd have to kill you.
Jiggered agin!
What a wonderful day.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# excellent
hope you got fucked up in celebration

now i gotta goo
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Going to do that right now.
See ya's.................... o/
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# it was at yor mum's
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Thanks all! \o/
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# But where's the hitler cockcifix nuntits?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# fisrt i've seen of them, i'm afraid
but they are ace
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Congratulations atomic
Excellent news
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Woo yay hoopla
and such like :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:42, archived)
# What good news!
Sorry I missed the show, mind you.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] near miss...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# the names windsor
liz windsor
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# perfect facial expression
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Giving Bond a run for his money....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# that's how mary poppins finally bought it
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# well, why not.....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Carry on Cavalier
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# All for yack, and yack yack yack for all.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I didn't realise this but Google Translate also does Latin. And it doesn't correct your grammar :-)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# ha, I got this
FUCK your way up your excrement
you are not all that
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# it was supposed to be 'fuck your shit up' but
they're not perfect, these translation search engines....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Last night was missing something


*edit

Scrolls down and swears
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# still, nicely done
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# there's a group of volunteers at the back of the knoll having a sneaky fag break
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Relaxing after shooting JFK
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:50, archived)
# I'v just read that b3ta is dying, draw a star trek picture and post it and comment to each other......
Or don't if you don't want to, and just keep hitting refresh and lurk... I know which seems more logical to me....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Post, comment,
share pictures you like and email/tweet ex-members whose work you enjoyed to ask them to come back.

Nice geometric Spock!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# And get Rob to bring Jaffa cakes round at about 20.30
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# I'm sure bribes will work
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I'll send you my bank details so you can deposit the money :-)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I'm not a star trek fan, so I drew a picture of my leg covered in scratches from brambles.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I CANNOT FORGIVE BRAMBLES
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Brambles sounds like one nasty tempered Kitty cat ;-)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Maybe it was Jakki Brambles
Radio 1 DJ from way back when it were all waves rather'n ones and zeros.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# She's on day time TV's drunk women as well I believe!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I was having a bit of an adventure exploring in the woods.
I didn't really notice how shredded I was getting until later.
Dark days...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I was having a bit of an adventure exploring in the woods = cruising for bum sex
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# oops
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# That'll teach you to go back and try and retrieve that carrier bacg of pornography.
You left in the nettle patch last week!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# b3ta, dying?
really?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I don't think it is.... It's just what I read futher down the board...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Best fucking beard ever.....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Is this the weak teleporter incident ryker or the mans man riker who shags up the alien wimmens
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:35, archived)
# He's capable of being both....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# kinky
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# shags up alien men
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:44, archived)
# in their space bottoms?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# in all 6 of them
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# riker loves rape
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# b3ta dying? Nooo.
Have a repost by way of CPR.

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Haha, that was always one of my favorites.....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Oh, that's a bit nice.
I want an Spock tent.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# You should see the Uhura house!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Mmmmmm. Nichelle Nichols.
I'd deliver to her tradesman's entrance, back in the 60s.

Admittedly I'd've been about three, but there y'go.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Never too young to start!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Is it a coincidence that he was in the tv series "Fringe"?
Or did you have that in mind when you made this?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Is he attempting a Ted Rogers 3-2-1 hand gesture ?
whilst wearing lipstick ?

very good
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Kirk's wearing a fucking dustbin and the lid as a hat!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# LOL, STAR WARS!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:35, archived)
# The Daleks were best!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# But it got shit when they killed off Megatron
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# yeah but that was the finest moment of battlestar galactica
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Servalan demanded it...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I sort of drew this
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Haha, looks like he beamed right up the poop shoot there ;-)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# he's a dirty dog
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Wooooooooooooof!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# K9!!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# he's getting confused in his old age, can't remember what show he's supposed to be in
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Keeping it warm untill you're ready to eat!
Gotto be careful with those heat lamps though!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bradford-west-yorkshire-12169711
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# that whole heat-source thing really burns me up (no pun realized until typed)
I can see if there are other evidence, but not based solely on warm spots
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# They have special recon missions with the helicopter here in the uk!
Just looking for hot roofs!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# oh!
umm, do meth labs generate enough heat to be detected?

...just curious
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# No idea about that one...... just know that attic home grown is big!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Captain Kirk is again all the time going to be touching your ass!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# playing keyboards ?
Star Trek could have done with a crew member providing some sing-a-long entertainment on a Hammond organ. Would have lightened the mood in those tense encounters with klingons and whatnot.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Spock played the Vulcan harp.
Does that count?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# only if he played it at weddings and kids parties
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# It is supposed to be
one of those consoles that goes Bleep! when you press the buttons. So same thing really.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# its not :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Hmmm
Photobucket
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# cyclists should get one saying 'what a load of sore bollox'
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I concur
Although being English I'd probably use a two finger salute :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Pffft, about sums it up for me....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# 'nings
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# yes
*clicks*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Arts!
:)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Magnificent!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# I don't know what's going on here
but it's well done
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)
# ahahah
Charles you WANKER!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Such a scamp.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# it's ok, the road broke his fall.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# welcome back discomeats
b3ta is dying (allegedly), only you can save it (possibly)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# crikey!
I'd suggest starting by getting naked, but I already am!

HAH!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
_________________________ You are cordially invited to________________________

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____________________________HELP SAVE B3TA____________________________

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__28th July 2012____________________________________________Dress Code : Naked
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Ok, now print this out, and glue it to every police officer you see
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:37, archived)
# the cause is just
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Ouch grazed knees
courtesy of Charliecunty
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Haha, he gets around....
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
#

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I did enjoy the NHS sequence...

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Ahahaha *evil laugh*
Killing me won't bring back your public funding!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# the wicked man
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I like this so much I have dusted off Gladys in tribute...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Thanks.
BTW You are someone who should start posting here more often again.

(I want to start pester campaigns to get/force talented old members back!)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Amazing
Should have been Lansley though.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
That is superb.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# What's the etiquette
if I want to save this pic and post it on facebook? I think my friends would appreciate the humour but, copyright laws aside, I didn't make this and don't want to be spreading something around if it's against the wishes of the person who did.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Post a link?
Don't save the picture, just link to it?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# As long as you don't crop my tag
then you can do what you want with it.

That said, a link to b3ta is usually the best as it helps promote the site.

(I nicked the images from the Guardian anyway, so I have no right to complain what anyone does with it.)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:34, archived)
# Nice one, cheers.
And it goes without saying that I like this.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Andrew bloody Landsley
should be in there with him.

(oh, and woo :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# You don't post enough nowadays, either.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:35, archived)
# I ran out of hummus years ago!
We don't all have an endless supply :(
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I can't like this enough.
l
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
#
Makeithappenmakeithappenmakeithappen
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
proper lol here!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
..
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 2:33, archived)
# I saw this after getting home from a tough shift on the ward and it made my day :) Thanks
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
# brilliant
ticks all the boxes for me
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I think everything on here today would make more sense had I actually watched the opening ceremony...
Have a Usain Bolt.

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# what are usain, like?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Bolt!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# umm, YES!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I can see his nuts.
Mind if I just drop this here?

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I like the bit where Paris gets destroyed
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Don't be too proud if this technical terror you've constructed
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# square head
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
# small but perfectly formed... spang!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I've never been spanged on B3ta before!
I'm so emotional... Think I might cry!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Nutter
:)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# He bolted for the finish line alright...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Turns out that Andrew and Edward are not that recognisable.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)
# whoah, ha!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha, great
I thought they could've done the bond parachute stunt better?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Did not watch it
I had a barbecue instead.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)
# mmmm, sounds like a plan
*Off to buy supplies*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
# This Is One's England
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Thirty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Haha
don't mess with the Windsor gang
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Haha, Charles reminds me of one of the flumps...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Becks got well smashed at the Team GB party afterwards
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# DANCE DANCE DANCE
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# duu-do-ditty-do-doo . . . duu-do-ditty-do-doo
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
# boogie like Beckham
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# He's only got two moves.... but they're both good :-)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] That's not a mouse, it's a wig!

(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha
take that Macca!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
Here's to hoping the closing ceremony is a massive game of screwball scramble.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)
# They should do Risk.
They have all the countries.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# arf!
Quite.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Did you see the Kamchatka team arrive last night?
All a bit awkward...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# yeah and throw in some kerplunk too.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# uncanny similarity
takes ages to set up and everyone loses interest
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:53, archived)
# :)
for me the highlight of the ceremony was a brief glimpse of Charlton Heston kissing a monkey on the lips during the re-enactment of last years london riots.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)
# My favourite bit was when
they brought on Gary Glitter in a cage and forced him to watch the 70s re-enacted with all of his music removed.

It was kind of like It's a Wonderful Life.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# makes me proud to be from the united britain of great kingdom
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:04, archived)
# *wipes eye fluid*
a proud history in which it's fair to say just about everybody was exploited, to death. lol.


(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha
you think he could afford a better piece than that?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# By crikey
this is genuinely disturbing.

'ning b3ta

what's been happening while MY FUCKING ROUTERS DIE AND/OR ACT BRAINDAMAGED I've been having internet withdrawl.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)

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