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[challenge entry] Ze-barcode
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Love poem dedicated to a dog's voice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
# I see what you did there
Nicely
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Updated for the Smartphone generation
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Clever bastard!
;)
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I knew someone would scan it
I thought it was an appropriate place for a zebra tag to lead
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Boo!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
hahahaha :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:17, archived)
# those ears remind me of bloody Jar Jar Binks
congrats on the frontpage btw
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Binks to Enlightenment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams quiet round here
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:49, archived)
# magic !
yes, a bit too quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Why is he in a mountainous setting?
Surely he'd prefer to boing across the plains?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# He was probably
tripping off the LSD he'd stolen from Dylan an hour earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
What was Zebadee supposed to be? A broken toy? A spring person? A pain in the arse??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:28, archived)
# He was a fisherman in the bible
and a jack-in-the-box in The Magic Roundabout
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Jack out of the box?
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Chukles meme
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Charles finally paints something funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)
# He left it with black stockings
to keep the zoophiles happy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)
# in the name of the father, the son and the stripey hoss
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
silly zebra, believing in that nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning all.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# code_39
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Code 39 was the tannoy code for "sandwich lady is here" at one place I worked
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:02, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:03, archived)
# The sandwich zebra is here. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
# BOOP
Unexpected zebra in bagging area
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# shit you
(1.618..., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
# This is all the win
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Minecraft has zebras now?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Dagnammit, beat me to it.
Should've read the replies.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Definitely should be on Minecraft
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:47, archived)
#
[porn link removed]

Mod Edit: Fuck off back under your rock.
(her, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)
# CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Any mods about?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Yay mods!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:53, archived)
# No, but I am omni-present
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:55, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I like how God has a pirate hat
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:58, archived)
# God wants to plunder your doubloons!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
I cant believe you didnt even put the effort in to link to "I love horses" or similar.

Disappointed is an understatement.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Swift justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# GREAT JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Somebody set up us the bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# You know what you doing!
Take off every Zig!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# MOD HAMMER BANISH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:55, archived)
# MOD SMASH!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:00, archived)
# TOOL.
Say hi to Hitman for me
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:05, archived)
# eye tic barbie
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Aw fuck, late for the party again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)
#
^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# who was that masked mod?
to the sound of the william tell overture
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Mr Ed was a zebra!
NOTTRUEFACTZ®
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:46, archived)
# aaaw zebras won :(


but woo this :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:58, archived)
# He'll have to stay there for the whole programme you know
The art of hitting electrical equipment to make it work survives to this day
The remote control for the DAB radio at work only works if you bash it quite sharply against the desk first...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:04, archived)
# as used by professionals
I was on a plane once where the pilot wouldn't take off because a warning light was on. Two boiler-suited mechanics ambled on board and I'm convinced all they did was give the clearly misinformed indicator a good thump.
Budget airlines, you get what you pay for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I once saw someone give a meter in the control
room at Sizewell B a thump to unstick the needle.

Filled me with confidence...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:45, archived)
#
confidence radiation
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# My brother in law works there
Sounds like standard operating procedure to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Percussive adjustment...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:07, archived)
# good stuff chum
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] No need to thank me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:25, archived)
# pssst, his name was just silver, hi ho (or hiyo) is like giddyup
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:37, archived)
# You're thinking of dwarves
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Interesting. But would 'silver' on its own look weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
# not if you know your horses
or for the geek vote use whatever Gandalfs one was called
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
# oooh good call!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Shadowfucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:46, archived)
# £30 a bag..I know my horse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Two for the price of one!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:04, archived)
# nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Al Jazebra?
I broke it didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
an ingenious escape plan ! unfortunately they were captured and returned to the zoo
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:27, archived)
# chucklesum
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:32, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
and arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Haha
initally confused by this because I thought they had high heels on one foot each.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:26, archived)
# brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:50, archived)
# funnier in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:58, archived)
# a fine mashup of urban warfare and Tommy Cooper jokes
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:58, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Toon! Toon! Zebra Army!


Click for bigger (149 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:25, archived)
#
ZeeeeeeBra ZeeeeeeBra!
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Anything Toon related gets a click from me.
Alan Zeebrer and Zebra Ameobi....what an amazing strike force.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:40, archived)
# the mackem destroyer!
we only need him two games a year, but he's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Faster you stupid horse! Faster!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:27, archived)
# fortunately they are in no real danger, that lion is merely a kinky tail-sniffer
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:05, archived)
# dirty boy
*edit - that's a lioness, isn't it*

Dirty Girl!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:05, archived)
# yes a female lion, but she looks well into it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:19, archived)
# I'm quite unnerved by the blurry face man behind him :D
quiet innit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:56, archived)
# It was indeed
very quiet, hence me posting.I worry about posting as I'm kinda new to B3ta. even though I've been a member for over a year.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] A tail of two zebras
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:53, archived)
# zebra scat play? well I never
 
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:55, archived)
# 2 zebras 1 cup
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:57, archived)
# Hello B3ta...
I have borrowed one of 'Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta!'s nings this morning.. *



Can you believe this was Jun 2008 - Four feckin years ago!!!

* I hope he doesn't mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 7:14, archived)
# Woo!
Brilliant work! That looks fab!

oh . . . *blushes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] How to Avoid Being Seen
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 5:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just sneak this one in here...
maybe not new thread worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 5:56, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:54, archived)
# haha good old Zank Frappa :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Zebras are so intense.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:09, archived)
# yep, I'm feeling this one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 7:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Howay the African Equids!
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] i just remembered, i have a zebra pic
i have a zebra pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 3:25, archived)
# aggghhh really kicking in now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 4:12, archived)
# woo nicely
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Zebras are difficult creatures!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 1:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 1:50, archived)
#


just dusting off photoshop that's all
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 2:04, archived)
# filth!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 2:37, archived)
# working its way up the peehole
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 2:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 3:02, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 4:13, archived)
# Brainworms.
 
Making thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 2:17, archived)
# IDK, but I like it.

Zebra is next.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:03, archived)
# now flood the channels..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:55, archived)
# Are these poops?
nice poops
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

Scrubs' Stars (l-r) S.Chalke, Z.Braff and D.Faison
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 1:18, archived)
# oh hell no Zach Braff, I don't think I can go through all this again
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 2:20, archived)
# is zach braff havin a laugh?
...or just a dirty great shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 3:01, archived)
# DO A VICTORY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 3:12, archived)
# STUPID FUCKING SHITCUNT COST ME A JOB
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 4:05, archived)
# he's laughing at you, gronkpan
 
LAUGHING LIKE HE HASN'T A CARE IN THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 4:19, archived)
# HE TOOK YER JERB
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Is that Zach Braff?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 7:48, archived)

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