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[challenge entry] Bloody roadworks
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Lord Mare approves planning permission for this
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha, excellent
When I first came to England, I used to use one of those damn things most weeks. Gladly swapped for a keyboard and mouse now.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# When you hear my boss type...
...you'd think he was using one
instead of his bloody fingers ;)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# You've used a heronhammer?
Is your licence still valid? I've got a driveway that needs digging up...

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Mine was a Pelican, the older model
I'll send Crazy Frank round for a quote
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Invariably workmen
End up with Heron Aids in professions such as this.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Good or Bad Heron Aids?


(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# If it's bad Heron Aids it's his own fault.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Bad AIDS Heron.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] What you need is
Mules in Donkey-jackets digging an ass-hole.

Click for more of this sort of thing



(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Wow.
:D

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Like the drawing
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, mix of the two...
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Haunted horse.
:D

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry]


(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Is that a trunk line?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Everyone's ignoring him
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:46, archived)
# This was apparently an actual happening on the tube. Nobody had it in them to comment.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Lovely Moley!!!
:D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
# fake
no castle
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Wooo! click
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Is he on his way to the management consultancy? :)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
Dumbo goes underground
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# The animation in this is perfect
Like me, you've obviously spent too much time on tube trains.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# furry pronz
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)
# That's really shit mate.
Sorry to break the bad news.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
#
remake it and make it better so it looks like 3 frames like everything else!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Is this what you meant...?


(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:04, archived)
#
ye that will do lol
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Hooray!
:D


(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# That's better!
I can actually see what's going on in your version.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# wtf?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe
"Have you got any ants in your pants?"
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha. That's ace! (Word of the day. Sootikin.)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] well played ants, well played...
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Sexy time!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# i was gonna add a sombrero to one of the ants
but then it would've looked, like, silly...
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# HaHa! You should have gone for it!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Truffles thought to herself, " Where could a fat greedy pig go un-noticed in London?"
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Poor Truffles, she seems to be really slumming it there
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
She likes rolling in the shit
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# the chap on the far left is eyeing truffles up
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
# As a snack
by the look of him.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)
# hehe
she is showing him a bit of leg to be fair?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Porky Prime Cut

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Animals love Westminster!
:D



(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
good work Nippy
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Duh de duh duh de-de de-de. De-de de-de de Squeeeeeeeeze...
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:18, archived)
# i would probably watch
if every week, a snake crushed & swallowed one of the contestants
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha
Nicely done. Looks like she's had a stroke (nudge-nudge, wink wink)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Big game-ification

Apparently you can use your iphone for stalking
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:04, archived)
#
-s
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# we should have known, with all those big cat-named OS updates
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha,
I hope they've sorted the maps for iOS6, otherwise he's going hungry.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Stalking you say?
Now there's a reason to buy one
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Thanks to opposable thumbs...
...I can click "I like this".

Using my thumb just made it harder to click :(
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Very good.
:D

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Animals can't drive, so they'd probably ride horses.
so they'd probably ride horses.



(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha! 'I don't go saaf o' the river'
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I like how he needed steps to get up there.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] the swans seem to be settling in quite well. but, careful: they'll break your arm
careful: they'll break your arm


(dirty pearoasts)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:21, archived)
# That second image is truly bizarre.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:28, archived)
# yeah, it came out quite strange
like he's playing some giant guitar
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
# This would make wanking extremely difficult.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Have you never rammed your penis down a swan's throat?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:16, archived)
# No, but I'm adding it to my bucket list.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# haha
Jeremy?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Is he saying;
"I can see our house from up here!"
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Chav Hamster
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:50, archived)
# That's rather nice Nobby!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:00, archived)
# This reminds me of the chav I saw while walking to work in the pouring rain on monday.
He had the full chav strut going on and was literally squelching down the street as his mauve, yes mauve, tracksuit soaked up all the waters. I had an umbrella.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Love the details on this.
Are his cheeks stuffed with Pringles?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Great stuff
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the week
Feeling a bit murdery today, so let's keep this brief.

Vote! Vote for the new Question of the Week:

Crowds - Have you ever been in situation of mass hysteria? Were you scared for your life? Was it your fault? Was it on fire? Did you have a cheeky wank while everyone around you was losing their heads? In the words of the Human League: Add your voice to the sound of the crowd

What do other people think of you? - There are rare occasions in life where you've overheard someone talking bout you/intercepted an email about yourself/been with a drunken acquaintance who suddenly decided to tell you exactly what they thought of your haircut... so what exactly have you discovered about yourself through the eyes of other people?

Rogues, villains and eccentrics - My current toilet book is Brewer's classic book of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met

Weird Food - "When I was young I went to my friend's house for dinner and we had pasta twists with ketchup, that was it. Describe weird meals you've been forced to endure, or have in your own family's cookbook that you all love to eat but probably shouldn't admit to outsiders"






Vote closes in about an hour
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:22, archived)
# fanny like a gutted fish
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:22, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:23, archived)
# ham
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:23, archived)
# "What other people think of you" is a good idea.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Maybe
But are you prepared for all that abuse?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] it's an animal yeah?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:13, archived)
# nice transparency algorithm
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:18, archived)
# it's all in the details.
and the jellyfish.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)
# is this spot the difference?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah
Traonne-smooth-magazine-pictures-atlnightspots-urban-models-club-pics copy
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:23, archived)
# still would...
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# my word
lol
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# The one in the middle
is using a pole vault instead of a parachute!
The big fool
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)
# the two on the left are on swings too.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry... I'm not sorry.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Flamin' go!
Oh, it's a pelican...
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Bodger and Badger FTW!
:D

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Bodger and Badger and Badger and Badger and Badger and Badger and Badger
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Mashed pataaayy mashed pataaay mashed pataaaayyyyyyy
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Mash!!!
WOO :)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Animal racists.


(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:44, archived)
# 'babar bar' - ace :-D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Babar's a racist tusker.


(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
That Babar's a right bastard!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Barred from Babar Bar
So sad :(
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] "That's a beautiful bowl of food"
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahah!! What did you change?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:20, archived)
# His water bowl
;)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha - superb!
I actually thought that was the guy from Breaking Bad at first though
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ooh ta!
:)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Shuriken!!
:D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Aww he wants his pudding
:D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Something buttery & biscuity perhaps?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha! Puddingface
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Face swaps don't get tougher than this....
:D

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:45, archived)
# that is
excellent.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
he looks a bit ruff
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
That's his "No Pudding?" face
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He looks so sad, was there a lack of buttery biscuit bass?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# :)
Bless ;)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
#
larverly!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Mastiffchef
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# haha spot on
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Cheers Prodge!
:D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# haven't commented on /board for ages
but, in context of the caption, this is the best picture i have seen on b3ta for yonks. properly laughing here.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Ooh proper chuffed
*glees* :D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)
# haha...
bloody brilliant.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Thanks
:)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Outstanding!
I woudln't normally use the phrase 'Captures the essence' but that's really REALLY good! Top Markies! :-)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Funny, I thought it looked like...
I thought it looked like...
Mythbusters guy rarely takes off his black beret.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Playing to his strengths...
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Ha Ha
Thats ace
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
Very good

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Oh I like that
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# hehheheh
nice one
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
poor bastard
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Can this count?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:08, archived)
# made me giggle :)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:22, archived)
# And...
If it helps one person, then my work here is done.....
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:53, archived)
# It confused me.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# That's a moray
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
*shakes fist at google....*
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Police dog
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Haha - it runs like a human!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Blimey, I hope I don't run like that.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff.



(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Why is this not compoed?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Run-derful!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Ahahah
lovely stuff
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:14, archived)

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