HahahaNice baubles!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:34,
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Eraserclaus!!!!! Excellent!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:19,
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I'm sure it's chocolate*bites straight into it*
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:19,
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hahaexcellent work there
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:03,
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If I print this out, and send it to all my relatives and friends for Xmasdoes that entitle you to compo it?
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Chumps π,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 5:26,
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...and she agreed to appear in this advert?Some people have no shame... ;)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:37,
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Haha, I thought Henry was holding a candleI'm guessing it isn't :D
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 7:50,
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I thought it was an ice-lolly; we used to get some like that around here.Another childhood memory ruined.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:41,
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And a fucking new year!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 3:12,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: b3ta Christmas Cards"){kind=small}
A bit toapy
But seeing as it 2am and nobody is around I reckon I'll get away with a new thread.
OopsDidn't mean to post on top of you, didn't think anyone was around.
(,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 2:05,
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I'm just happy I have a reply!
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 2:10,
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HaHa!!! Any port in a storm.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 2:49,
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Here's another pea, one of the first things I ever did for b3ta! one of the first things I ever did for b3ta!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:20,
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there's 3.5 beats in the last barIT DOESN'T MAKE MUSICAL SENSE
but the joke is quite funny :)
(but the joke is quite funny :)
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:19,
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No L?
(Shameless pr)
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:42,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: B3TA CHRISTMAS CARDS
Make some Christmas cards - nice, nasty, whatever you think - just design some stuff you think would be fun to send. Then print them out, and actually send them.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:16,
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You found this, and you thought it should be a seasonal greeting
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:25,
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I like how whenever I see this image I think LOLHULKHOGAN before LOL911
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:39,
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You've got some electronics to do before you send it then.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:21,
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You went there!Woo to the concept, if not the source material
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:53,
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I just tried to find the source image for thisBy typing the word "man" followed by the word "train" into google. My eyes are still bleeding.
(,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:57,
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hey moe!it's an apache!
whyioughtta...
WOO!
(whyioughtta...
WOO!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:50,
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Thanks Pedro!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:37,
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Fooey ooey ooooh.Not sure how to spell whistling.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:39,
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WAH Wah wah!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:42,
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Inspired by, but not an entry to, this week's image challenge
B.T.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:54,
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My 2013 calendar - hope you like(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:23,
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Thank you so much. It's excellent. High praise.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:34,
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cheers - all a bit of fun but I like doing them
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:35,
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Haha, great calendarI recognise some of them from your posts here
Definitely a touch of the Far Side, which is good
(Definitely a touch of the Far Side, which is good
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:38,
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yep I tend to test them on you l first :-)and to be compared to Larson in the slightest way is the highest complement I can have - thank you
November was DEFINITELY a take on Larson's Rake Snake
(November was DEFINITELY a take on Larson's Rake Snake
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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pffh pointless the world ends in 16 days :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:47,
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15 if you don't count tomorrow
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:55,
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shit I'm a day behind on my storage list prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:57,
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don't worry just pack the porn - you can survive without the tinned food
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:06,
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Lovely...I like the Far Side remake of the venus pie trap :)
( sinisterduck,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:57,
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did he do that?I was thinking of the rake snake
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:03,
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'Bandwith Limit Exceeded'{:-(
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:14,
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soreeee gaz me Yousendit address and I will send over
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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Me too, OmeyI shall bookmark it and rape your bandwidth at a later date :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:19,
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No problem, I'll do what Flowerpot said. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:31,
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...acthcerly a semi serious sugestion...along with foresting the shores of the Black sea and sinking the wood into it's anoxic depths...just a thought. I mean, perhaps India could do it...they've got the elephants for fossil fuel free logging operations.
I'll jolly well steal some wainscoting from a well to do chap's dwelling`Thus playing everyone for suckers.
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:58,
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fwiw, it's a roaring debate in my industry.after years of getting a kicking left right and centre, some people are coming round to the thought that replacing all of the plastic packaging out there with degradable alternatives actually releases more carbon into the atmosphere.
a PET bottle / bag / tray holds the carbon in place for centuries, or longer depending on how its stored, while paper based packaging or poly lactic acid plastics release carbon back into the atmosphere within a matter of weeks...
me, i mostly work in fibre based sheet materials, but i'm sitting on the fence. our clients have been loving 'compostable' packaging recently, and the public gets what the public wants...
/dull packaging blog
(a PET bottle / bag / tray holds the carbon in place for centuries, or longer depending on how its stored, while paper based packaging or poly lactic acid plastics release carbon back into the atmosphere within a matter of weeks...
me, i mostly work in fibre based sheet materials, but i'm sitting on the fence. our clients have been loving 'compostable' packaging recently, and the public gets what the public wants...
/dull packaging blog
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:24,
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Two questions1. What is the fence you are sitting on made of.
and
2. What's the best way to pack fudge?
(and
2. What's the best way to pack fudge?
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:43,
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would you believe....i've been packing fudge all this week. for a small craft fudge producer in leeds - supplies into harvey nicks and other types of posh shops. sells for Β£5 or so for one measly bit.
she flow wraps her individual fudge bars, and is now using some small kraft paper lined cartonboard packs, with hand tied varietal labels we designed for her.
as you can tell, it's been hilarious.
the fence was a metaphor. in my home life, i had to recently dismantle the fence i had around my chicken coup. too much blood splatter from where the foxes got them (it was strip pine and welded wire mesh)
(she flow wraps her individual fudge bars, and is now using some small kraft paper lined cartonboard packs, with hand tied varietal labels we designed for her.
as you can tell, it's been hilarious.
the fence was a metaphor. in my home life, i had to recently dismantle the fence i had around my chicken coup. too much blood splatter from where the foxes got them (it was strip pine and welded wire mesh)
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:52,
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This is all goodThe fence should not be metaphorical though.
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:01,
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Labour sold all our goldhe is entitled to look at us like wankers
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:16,
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Image Challenge voteVote time. Yes.
Your choices:
* Small, weak, nerdy or dull? Warm up Photoshop and make those things fantastically awesome instead. We challenge you to make the mundane mighty!
* Make some Christmas cards - nice, nasty, whatever you think - design some stuff that you think would actually be fun to send.
* If Christmas adverts told the truth. A seasonal variant on an old classic compo.
* A new royal is on the way. Celebrate this auspicious occasion with some magnificent Photoshoppery.
And here's the voting contrivance:
(Your choices:
* Small, weak, nerdy or dull? Warm up Photoshop and make those things fantastically awesome instead. We challenge you to make the mundane mighty!
* Make some Christmas cards - nice, nasty, whatever you think - design some stuff that you think would actually be fun to send.
* If Christmas adverts told the truth. A seasonal variant on an old classic compo.
* A new royal is on the way. Celebrate this auspicious occasion with some magnificent Photoshoppery.
And here's the voting contrivance:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:04,
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Christmas cards does sound like a lot of fun**does sound like a brilliant thing to steal ideas from, while there's still time to fax out xmas cards back here in reality
we've done Xmas cards at least twice before
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:09,
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Christmas comes once a yearand maybe B3ta image challenges about Xmas cards come once a year too.
I quite fancy it actually. I like the range - take the piss - do it straight - just make something you think would work.
(I quite fancy it actually. I like the range - take the piss - do it straight - just make something you think would work.
rob,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:55,
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yea but we do christmas cards a week or so before hand so kinda pointless to do it now
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:57,
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print them out. send them - takes timenow is a fine time to do them
( rob,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:59,
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old old..chrimbo fp :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:08,
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Wouldn't like that coming down me flue. edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:26,
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yay, I was having trouble finding the time/ideas for some cards HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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It's going to be christmas cardsit always is
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:33,
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Mon the mighty meek
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:35,
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I reckon Nobby's got the cards nailed alreadyI like the mighty meek this week
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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yea christmas cards reaks of preperation 
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:49,
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It looks like some kind of exploding post apocalyptic dystopia in the background there
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:31,
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I missed the Christmas cards last year :(
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:51,
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaaa.... aaaaaaaahaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:44,
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*something about the charge of "Historical Rape"featuring an Elizabethan It's a knockout costume*
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02,
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Last December, Mr Hall was awarded an OBE in the Queenβs New Year Honours list for services to broadcasting and charity.
"Itβs a recognition that youβve put something in."
I didn't know they give out awards for that.
("Itβs a recognition that youβve put something in."
I didn't know they give out awards for that.
Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:44,
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I'll be back in a couple of hours, if this comment isn't on the FP I'm never fucking wasting my talents on you ungrateful cunts again.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:57,
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when you come backbring an image of it as well.
my mind isn't what it used to be.
(my mind isn't what it used to be.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:31,
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HERE CUM THE BELGIANS! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:49,
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hahahawhat a joker.
i wonder if he ever had a go on princess anne during the royal special?
(i wonder if he ever had a go on princess anne during the royal special?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:27,
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Breaking news on BBC - straight to b3tait never fails!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:48,
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From yesterday's show. I have no life.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:42,
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I have a whole load of rude MasterChef stuff I've screenshot but never posted.:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:50,
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Any old Fanny recipes?Edit oh dear sorry that's even turned my own stomach 
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hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:55,
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Well you say this. I'll link it as it could be seen as NSFW...(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:59,
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Hahaha :DThank fuck I'm vegetarian
( hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:03,
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Well you wouldn't be eating it, well not without foreplay. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:06,
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EWAnother smug vegetarian.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:50,
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Us meat eaters tend to cook our meat.:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:05,
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You've certainly got to get the oven hot before you slip the meat in.Eh? Eh? Know what I mean.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:16,
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Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:21,
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The more raw the meat = more sophisticated. apparently. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:23,
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i had a sandpaper wank oncethat was really sophisticated on my behalf.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:36,
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what the fuck was that meant to be?apart from cock.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:26,
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won't somebody think of the squids!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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FAKEno diver
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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I've always said this place needs more tentacle squid rape
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:19,
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I've never heard you say that once!don't go jumping on a bandwagon late in the day and be all like "yeah... well... I bought their first album!"
(,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:27,
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