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# Bindun also probably.........
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(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# werehorse
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:06, archived)
# now glue and dogfood
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Therehorse
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Thereonthestairrighttherehorse
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# I don't care I don't care I don't care if it's bindun 4000 times, I had to get it out of my head


(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I think b3ta needs a "I DID A 'PUTIN ON THE RITZ' GAG" badge :D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:30, archived)
# there's another song title you might know
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Do they know it's Chris's wine?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:56, archived)
# .
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 23:25, archived)
# fuck
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:32, archived)
# imma let you have the mic back in a mo, Mo'
I just wanted everyone to know that I think Freebase had the best music video of ALL TIME.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# *cries*
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# *HUGGZ*
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:56, archived)
# also:
FASTER, YOU FUCK!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Fuck
:)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)
# oh hai fuck
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 0:48, archived)
# this made me fuck
and by fuck, I meant laugh

I also meant fuck

and by fuck, I meant *click*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 3:04, archived)
# WTF
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 5:46, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm duck breast
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] and this just in
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
badum-tish
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# 617 squadron performs a clean sweep
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 20:00, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 20:02, archived)
# tally ho !
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Hello sir!
Coming to t'Birmingham in t'Feb?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Privacy settings are simpler offline



(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# HA! HA!
Precisely this..*clicked*
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 19:09, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Excellent
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# doing his best jasper carrott impression
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# You are a silly sausage.
:)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# He looks quite private in the top one...
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# He was trying to hide the moustache he was growing
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# He's still hiding his goatee I see...
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# It hasn't quite grown in
It's like three hairs scraped together for warmth
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# G8's round the corner, he moustache the serious questions, or relations with the west could get hairy.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 19:22, archived)
# He certainly does look put out
to be put out.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Don't you hate missing your stop when you fall asleep?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# i don't think my saveway covers this trip
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# That's nice, ALL ABOARD! THE MILKY WAY EXPRESS IS LOADED :-)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# milky way express?
sounds a bit rude
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# The milky bras are on me ;-)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Not if I wake up IN SPACE,
it's never happened yet though :(
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Sorry, my mistake.
She's not asleep but asphyxiated.
*edit*Plus the taxi fare is hellish...
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Is it the...
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Yes,
yes it is...
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a big deal on the internet
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# "Clean up on Aisle 5! Clean up on Aisle 5!"
:D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# There's always someone in front of me in the queue doing this.
Also, who-hell-he?
Also, *click*
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# he's all over the place
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I wouldn't have used the keyword "plaid"...
What an odd young man.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# this is very hypnotic
and, curiously, about as sexy as a pair of beige sandals
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Ooooh, beige sandals...
*dribbles*
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# steady now
don't make me get the burlap sack
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Stop, you minx!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# argyle socks
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# *FWAS*
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Smashy and Monkey sitting in a tree
K I N K E E E
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Can you keep the gifs under 400k like it says in the FAQ
It stops things getting confusing for new folk
Alternatively ask cr3 to change the numbers again
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# hey Han, why the long nose?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# wah nay!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# fixed it btw
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)
# awful
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# sorry thought it was 500k
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# it should be 5MB
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "25 million people used to live here... now it's a ghost town... I've never seen anything like it."

(And a Blue Peter badge and a packet of Love Hearts for anyone that gets the reference.)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# *banjos*
definitely got a touch of the hills have eyes
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# I was gonna go for Chernobyl/Pripyat as a source
but judging by the Ferris wheel, it looks like someone might have had fun there one time.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# remember seeing a documentary about pripyat a while ago
creepy as fuck.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# I'd love to visit, get some photos/sketches.
But it probably costs a bomb, and requires loads of paperwork. And of course, it's very dangerous.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
# i'd be scared of it going all silent hill
plus, i'm slightly agoraphobic, it'd freak the tits off me
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# It's just one of the places I plan to visit once I leave uni.
It'll probably take me a bit to afford most of 'em, like Iceland, and seeing as though I don't want to move out until student loan's paid off, that could be a bit of a problem.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# i want to go to warm places
i don't cope well with cold :(
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# you'll probably have a page on there this year
it's having a huge amount of money thrown at it at the moment
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# I know a few local bands who still use it
but I don't know anyone who still uses it for social networking. But I'll be damn impressed if they top Facebook, Twitter etc.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# was it for social networking before?
I thought it was a promo tool for bands and artists to upload their music pictures and videos to.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# I maybe wrong....
But i'm sure it started as just a social network blog. then they added the myspace music blog later on, and now that's what it's mainly used for.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# That's more or less what it is now, but most people are buggering off to Soundcloud, Bandcamp, etc.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I'v only ever had one blog, it was face book and I deleted the acount after 10 minutes!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Yep. It was the primordial social network thing.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 0:42, archived)
# reference
Serenity?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky unlurk and pea...
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
#
*ducks and waits*....................
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# AHV SHAT MA PANTZ
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# I is cool. I am gentleman.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Thank you! :)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# i punch anteaters
FOR SPORT!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# I eat ants
FOR MY HUNGRY!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
# aardly seems like funsport
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# You wouldn't punch an anteater like that.
You'd "thrash" him, or "set right about him".
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# I punch Pandas in the eye.
And nobody knows... (Bill Bailey)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# i sport puncheaters for ant
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# i eat antpunchers for no reason
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# dapper as
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:25, archived)
# I is cool?!
And here's me thinking H was the 'in' letter. D:

Nice arts!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# I love U
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Thank you :D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Always knew you were a gentleman,
Dave.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# More of this for sporteater
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Splendid!
Your waiter is ready to take your order

(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Nice Penguin!! :D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, political.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# 4eva in our harts
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# that's a lot of humbugs
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Ouch
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Great Scott!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
# hahahaha
splendidness.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:58, archived)
# =)))
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# 'kin ace
woo!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# 1.21 gigawatts?!!!
It'll be toast!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# baguette to the future
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# OMG, yur maw is gonna give you a yeast infection
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# fully,
AWESOME!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Can he now travel to yeasteryear?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Oh you dreadful dreadful dreadful person.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Thanks :D
I try my best.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 7:27, archived)
# see her grinding on that stripper pole
ooooh baybee
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 9:05, archived)
# wow
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Wat?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
nicely done
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# That head turn is worryingly realistic
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
best thing ever
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# BIGGA!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Mental
My mate just phoned me from his space station in orbit around Neptune about this
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
# ahahahhah
nooooo!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# You stole 68.6 kb of my internets
*lets you off :)
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
#
brill!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Windowlicker.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# One IS amused.
Darn it, my theramin cat woo isn't ready yet. You'll just have to imagine it.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha, this is fucking excellent!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 9:41, archived)
# I done a number two!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 6:39, archived)
# looks like the one i did this morning
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 9:40, archived)
# new bbc2 ident?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Well done...
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Mmmmm
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# ahh, corn and peanuts -- always the cornerstone of a beautiful movement
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# i really like the evidence of a steady and quick sphincter tightening
you have a very healthy anus
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# ^ Not this.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# por que?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Because anyone passing a stool looking like that
should see either a doctor or a priest without delay.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# GAI
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 6:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 9:29, archived)
# nobody joined in
cunts
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 9:40, archived)
# was asleep. wrong timezone for gayshift :(
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# only third cup of coffee yet
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] All seems perfectly legit to me...
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:54, archived)
# I'd likely fall for this! : )
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:56, archived)
# I got a letter like this, so I went along
Very nice they were, a nice Nigerian gentleman talked to me about my banking experience and asked for my account and sort code so they could check for fraud!!! Fortunately they said there hadn't been any. They even gave me a free cup of tea although I think it was a cheap supermarket type. I don't even bank with HSBC!!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 2:58, archived)
# I got a letter from the DMV the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were SUCKERS
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 5:12, archived)
# their logo is shit too
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 6:01, archived)
#

It's official: I've been on b3ta too long.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Not enough spelling & grammatical errors
[he said, in a sentence fragment].
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Also needs more redundancies.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)
# I'm looking forward to getting one of these letters
For real. But with postage at 60p?
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Is anybody out there?

The gay shift is dead
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:12, archived)
# Thems were the days
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:45, archived)
# Sadly, I don't think it is just the gayshift.
The stats page does not lie, top poster 142 messages.

edit: g'night all
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:46, archived)
# What's sad is that there are very talented and funny people on here.
I'll go down with the ship.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:50, archived)
# Who have better things to do these days.
Leaving the field to mentals like me.
I'll probably go down with it too.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:53, archived)
# Ha Ha! You are funny!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:55, archived)
# I do my best.
G'night
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:57, archived)
# Good Night!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:57, archived)
# It's always quiet around christmas/new year
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 4:17, archived)
# Do you mind keeping the noise down please!
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 6:24, archived)

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