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# Ning
Prof cox was baffled when he stumbled upon this little fucker.



Click for sex
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:10, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:15, archived)
# Getting urges to listen to 'Fat of the Land' after that
Is Blessed leading them to a battle somewhere?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:18, archived)
# TO ETERNAL GLORY!
or jus down t' beach...
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:21, archived)
# SWIM! MY PRETTIES.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:24, archived)
# CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR*pause to headbutt a seagull*RRRRRRRRRRRGE!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:40, archived)
# 'deed.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought people might like to see some old b3tan pictures related to the challange!
I used to save my favourite pictures that b3tans had made. These ones are from cira 2003!
s308.beta.photobucket.com/user/nowimboard/library/B3ta
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:11, archived)
# I keep pressing F5 but still, nothing
Maybe you meant to post this on /links
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:36, archived)
# I do hope you got the b3tards permission
to host their artwork on an advert driven webhost

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:37, archived)
# Phototbucket isn't an 'earn money from views' site
So keeping old pics from b3ta online isn't a bad thing necessarily. Sharing them back on b3ta is probably the reason they were uploaded there.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:49, archived)
# I'm sure Photobucket do earn money from the adverts on their site
Why not look at the original artists site? www.howstrange.webspace.virginmedia.com/

or at least credit them
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:51, archived)
# It adds to the nostalgia of failed angelfire/geocities hosting attempts too
Testing if photobucket does allow direct linking

The best one is Slim's (you can tell from the howstrange.com tag)
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:58, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:56, archived)
# linkfail
Makes me a 'sad panda'
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:47, archived)
# Compo it.



Oh.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd rather see you post your own pic, have a pea
have a pea
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:12, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 6:43, archived)
# 'ning :)
this pistorius story is one of the strangest ever
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:22, archived)
# Give the SA police their dues, they don't hang about.

we've been waiting over a decade for our cops to arrest Jill Dando's boyfriend
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:10, archived)
# Surely you're not referring to the Queen's gynaecologist?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:25, archived)
# wHO'S NEXT? apart from the ones that died before prison caught up.....(alledgedly)


riscakes - www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21468687
SEems to be a show that breeds em,,4 actors over time been nobbled for fiddlin!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 3:31, archived)
# crikey, they're all on the fiddle!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Pandatainer
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Spare change?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 2:09, archived)
# Some odd panda and Hillary Clinton news has surfaced!
www.politico.com/story/2013/02/freedom-works-made-hillary-clinton-sex-vid-87656.html

A leading Loony Party group made a video of a fake Hillary Clinton having sex with a panda to show to a massive gathering of conservatives before scrapping the film, according to a report Thursday.

More here: m.motherjones.com/politics/2013/02/panda-hillary-clinton-sex-tape-freedomworks-matt-kibbe-dick-armey

(sorry, no pics available... )
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 3:08, archived)
# hahaha. genius.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 3:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 5:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] been listening to this a lot lately
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 0:33, archived)
# I couldn't believe they were still going, I haven't thought about them in years.
Wiki says, "In February of that year [1982], Coleman, with Geordie and Youth following shortly after, moved to Iceland to survive the Apocalypse, which Coleman predicted was coming soon."
LOL
I had the single "Requiem", which I loved at the time.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:06, archived)
# ha
coincidentally, i put "night time" on the office stereo 10 minutes ago before i saw this.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:57, archived)
# I'll give it a spin.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 2:10, archived)
# "Walking With Gods" is my favorite KJ song...
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 2:26, archived)
# Excellent stuff
I think I'll have a listen to that today

Exorcism is a cracking tune for when you're in a really bad mood
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:11, archived)
# Woo!
Makes me want to go through the box of CDs in the storage space.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] never done one of these so....
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Panda Skids
I don't know why he's so smug when he evidently has a wiping problem.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:50, archived)
# i like it
he looks more contemplative than smug though
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:24, archived)
# He looks like maybe
he just ate Smug
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:11, archived)
# that took a few f5's and an eventual open image in a new tab but
ha!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
instant fp deserved right there.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 0:25, archived)
# If only for the crap spelling.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:26, archived)
# ^this^
:D
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:32, archived)
# that's fucking genius!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 0:48, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:25, archived)
# oh shit -- is it?!?
WOO!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:38, archived)
# Wait, she told me she were human officer!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:50, archived)
# 0_o
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 2:11, archived)
# Yiff yiff grrr :D
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang!


Took way longer than it was worth...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Spangdar!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 0:28, archived)
# very nicely done
here's my spinning pan. it's not nearly as clean as yours
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:10, archived)
# awesome
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 2:05, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:15, archived)
# Do amputees dream of electric limbs...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Nicely =]
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:04, archived)
# This has been in my head for most of the day...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Very good
Very good indeed
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:09, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Haha
*click*
EDIT: HAD to do this, not very well though!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:33, archived)
# So THAT'S how he did it.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
# I like this
*clicks the appropriate link*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Just do it...
Nice, but just missing the Nike logo!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# splendidness
with the evidence racking up, it seems he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Why didn't he just run away?
I mean, what the fuck was all the training for?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Guilty as fuck
First shot is an accident, second is a panic reaction; three in the head is not how a normal human being reacts to any intruder in their home without pausing for a humane sec, before slaying anything

It was a pistol as well, not an automatic, so each shot required extra effort from his finger

I wonder why though?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 0:38, archived)
# there is no such thing as too soon
not here, not b3ta

fantastic!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Even more horse scandal!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:30, archived)
# As little as that?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Yup.
The other 75% is comprised of Moose, Mutton and Swamp-donkey.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:29, archived)
# and surely chicken anus
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:36, archived)
# if there's one thing you need to be sure about, it's chicken anus
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Chicken anus is VERY expensive.
It's generally replace with chicken anise. This, as you know, is an extract of Cock Scrotum.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Neigh!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:42, archived)
# she need to hav a trim
you know, down here.

perhaps ferris like them long and bushy.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:13, archived)
# 'Imagines picking hair out of teeth'
"long and bushy" lol
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Would, wouldn't, wouldn't, would
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# I couldn't honestly say I'd say no to any of them.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# How about Kyle MacLachlan?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# I'd have to be drunk and feeling very vulnerable.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Grammar Nazi time
you spelled "whores" wrong.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 1:50, archived)
# pffffff
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:21, archived)
[challenge entry] what with so much time on their hands...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
Lazy feckers. Get out there and start breeding before you get get extinct
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Has he got a video?
:D
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] kentucky fried bamboo man....I could do with three buckets right now.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Quit hogging that boinker!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Correct response
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# 'sings'
"Don't Bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me"

/Little Feat
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:42, archived)
# "Please hand me your blunt, gentlesir, or I shall be forced to requisition your vape for use."
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:44, archived)
# High panda
*waves & clicks
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# oh me ol bambooo :D
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# "Crash! Bang! What a bifter!"
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# :)
ganjoo
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Nice work, maaaaan
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# The buggers are relaxed enough!
Nicely done
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Nice plantz.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Very Sativa
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
# I'm about to get Sativafied myself... o/'
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 2:13, archived)
# Hahaha
"sex, uh, sounds like too much hassle"

The ears are ace.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] How nature is done...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:10, archived)
# haha! he fucking loves david attenborough!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# oh dear
that panda seems to have walked into the door.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# He uh, fell into a baseball bat... yeah...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Nature
It's so fucking simple when you know how :D
kerlick!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Hahaha
the frame of Attenborough whacking him is ace.
I like his eye bums on the frame after, too.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Fact
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:27, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# good work dudeface
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# nooooooo :((
not David too..
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
# he was asking for it
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
# It's always the quiet ones.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Woo
Brilliant
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Baby Dredd wants a clean nappy. NOW!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:41, archived)
# AWESOMENESS!
:D
*Clickies*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:43, archived)
# You are too kind :)
Ta!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely *click*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Ta muchly :)
I think I might work on the full Dredd outfit for him next.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# "Fecal Transport to Juve Cubes! Fecal Transport to Juve Cubes!"
*clickedified*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Help
My mate is holding a Come Dine With Me evening and has asked me to combine the logo with his name. I have tried it looks shite, can anyone do better. Need Come Dine With Me Brooks and Come Dine With Me Tasker ? Thanks
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:39, archived)
# :D
*gets popcorn*
*sits back*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# *pours wine*
Is he dead yet?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:44, archived)
# I think he's still twitching.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# *pulls out cleaver*
Not for long
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# not used this forra while...........................................here goes..............................................meh
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Sorted

That'll be eleventy squillion pounds please.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:51, archived)
#

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:59, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 23:12, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING END EVERY GENERATION OF YOUR RETARDED BROOD UNTIL NO MORE REMAIN TO POLLUTE THIS EARTH
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Too much?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# I'd keep pushing
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# I fucking love Pointless
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# anyone who doesn't is wrong
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:10, archived)
#
That's Not Bread!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Hope this helps
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Bahahahahahahahhaaaaaa
I think i just coughed up a lung!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:46, archived)
# I can help
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:09, archived)
# Here you go, that'll be £200 plus £50 consultancy fee
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:10, archived)
# You didn't say which logo so I did both, it costs twice as much but better safe than sorry

Please Paypal me ยฃ78.50 before the end of the day
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
# fucking funny
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 0:50, archived)
# Not sure these are print resolution.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:52, archived)
# I'm stuck on this one, please help :(
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 18:26, archived)
# GUNMAN BANANAJAM
the famous Indonesian athlete
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)

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