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[challenge entry] More an adaptation really


but they were called gullwings
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Ow nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:57, archived)
# where he's going, he don't need
...roads...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:59, archived)
# It has a lovely larval form.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:08, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 17:50, archived)
# that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:59, archived)
# That is grand
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:03, archived)
# thank ye kindly everyone - and for the FP :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Lovely!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Stylish bird
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 May 2013, 5:27, archived)
# This is Great
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:35, archived)
# This is wonderful
and gets my click!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Choo Choo


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:32, archived)
# i don't know if this is good or not
as i don't understand it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:34, archived)
# I'v looked and thought and file named and looked and thought some more
May I politly ask?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:47, archived)
# trackbar......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 12 May 2013, 16:56, archived)
# It's just a track-swap.
Scrollbars and trains have tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I also made this one, but part of me thinks it might have been done.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha excellent
*click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Haha got you, I hate it when I'm flummoxed :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Nicely
(herman:D, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:36, archived)
# smooth :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:00, archived)
# stay a while
stay forever
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Hah, Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Reminds me of manic miner or odd job eddie...
showing my age there.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 13 May 2013, 18:03, archived)
# How many points
for an XFCE4 scrollbar?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:50, archived)
# 57
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:01, archived)
# *makes note in I Spy book of Linux Window Managers*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I'v been fasinated with scrolling backgrounds for ages....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:50, archived)
# where's an 18-wheeler when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# The goldfish took that out for a joy ride....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:52, archived)
# never trust a goldfish
they have the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Killogs breakfast serial
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:56, archived)
# there's a kellogg's factory right near my house
the smell from the place is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:04, archived)
# can't stand any of their stuff...
All I have for breakfast is rolled outs with cold skimmed milk on...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I don't even have breakfast, unless a coffee and an apple counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:21, archived)
# I think that it being food and a drink it possibly does! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Might go towards explaining why I'm so thin. Ah well!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:57, archived)
# either that or it might be the aids! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:19, archived)
# You can get the AIDS from apples?!
Nah I've always been this thin. Metabolism is faster than my appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:21, archived)
# you can go off a person, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:24, archived)
# *starts loading blood into Super Soaker*
Wait, I don't even HAVE appleAIDS. This is pointless THere's a lot of bloofdsggggggggggggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Lemonaids?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Yep you can get appleaids, orangeaids and lemonaids... brussel sprouts cause cancer
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:24, archived)
# i'm a toast and coffee person
i don't usually do cereals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I do like toast but it gives me acid unfortunatly :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:30, archived)
# haven't had heartburn for about 5 years
i seem to have swapped it for chronic wind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:33, archived)
# I get a lot of silent reflux....
The biggest culprit unfortunatly is habanero sauce which is a bit of a bummmer
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:40, archived)
# i've always got a bottle of that in the cupboard
lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:49, archived)
# I always keep one in
Unfortunatly it's a once a week treat and never 2 days running...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:51, archived)
# i'm lucky, i can eat as many chillies as i like
which is just as well, because i put them in everything from soup to scrambled eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
# I was putting them in everything too....
Finished up seeing a specialist, never thought it was the chillies because I'v always eaten them, turned out to be the habanero though, i'm fine with cyan, wasabi gets me too...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:10, archived)
# wasabi mash is deliciously psychotic
and great with white fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Mmmmm.... I'll give that a go, I do like mustard mash.
I mixe wasabi, english mustard, habanero, sweet chile, ketchup, cyan, salt, pepper, oregano, tyme, sage, paprika and garlic powder to coat wings and belly pork belly for the final 10 to 20 minutes of cooking
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:30, archived)
# ooo, nice
although i might be tempted to swap the sweet chilli for honey or even maple syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:35, archived)
# If you like it try it! I don't like either though
The addition of finely chopped onion, pickled gerkin, fresh crushed garlic and mayo turns it into a great speading sauce for meat. it attacks every part of your pallet from different directions
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:41, archived)
# it probably keeps well, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Don't what affect it will have on your wind though!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:57, archived)
# i can save money on energy bills by harnessing the power of my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Hmm, I'd have thought he'd take the fish tank out instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:01, archived)
# His fish tank is on the drivers seat of the 18 wheeler....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:02, archived)
# tile that fucker, NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:56, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:59, archived)
# but, why does the cat keep disappearing behind whitespace?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:01, archived)
# because it can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:03, archived)
# It's having a party!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Existing costs cats around £20 extra in tax a year.
Phasing in and out of reality saves them a couple of quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:07, archived)
# That's a fantastic picture of a kitten on a skateboard!
Here's something similar I made:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha yay!
But yours is actually good though :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:21, archived)
# I'm trying to scroll the page at such a speed that it looks like that isn't moving.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:34, archived)
# My pc is that old and crap if I scroll it freezes the animation!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Mine's a fairly new Lonovo and it still does that.
I did kill it once by pouring scotch into though. I fell asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:45, archived)
# it maybe firefox then, that's what I'm using
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:47, archived)
# YaY scrolling
(herman:D, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha yay! scrolling and rolling!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Rolling, rollins, scrolling..
RAWHIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha, both types of music, country AND western!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 14:48, archived)
# *filenames*
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 12 May 2013, 14:49, archived)
# nothing
i just thought the board needed a lolcat or two
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:29, archived)
# thank fuck someone else laughed first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:06, archived)
# =) it so did
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 12 May 2013, 22:39, archived)
# he clearly is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Those biscuits look to be more than slightly acidic..
What are they?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# chocolate cake, caramel, fudge, nuts, feline
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Tesco do chocolate cake, caramel, fudge, nuts, equine I hear...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:01, archived)
# WAITER!
There's a hair in my eclair!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:05, archived)
# I like Quiche. I like Elvira. I just made a logical jump.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Cher in a pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:10, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Cher inna pie is always the ultimate logical conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Elvira, quiche of the dark
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Flanpire
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:29, archived)
# giggity!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:48, archived)
# haha fuck !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Peggy Bundy ? :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 14:04, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma, i've still got that bloody film on video!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:33, archived)
# I've
been trying to get hold of it on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:40, archived)
# not seen it on dvd
but if you can't find it on amazon, i'll be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Noms
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Time for more arts
Another guy from my storyline... this is Denny, frontman of the rockabilly band I'm writing about. He's a bit of a skirt chaser and does alright with the laydeez :)



(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Ahh, he has what one of my old teachers referred to as the "duck's arse" hairstyle. :D
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Thanks Fox! Yes, the Greaser look is relevant for this particular story
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:13, archived)
# 'Ere, mister, youz gotta duck on yer 'ead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
#
Yo, thanks man. Just tried to comb it. Bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# On yer 'ed, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:16, archived)
# "It started as a wart on my bum"
replied the duck.

Really nice arts, Shazzoir.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 12 May 2013, 15:24, archived)
# LMAO!
Thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Lux Interior
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:03, archived)
# You'd break a knuckle trying to lamp him one in the jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Ha, yes!
Confess to pinching the style of his facial structure a little from one of the characters in Motorcity since I like the look... gyazo.com/d4f694d8960e0220e0e8068aaea8a4f6.png

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
# His brow is a long slung and furrowed as mine...
Nicely....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Gaz me a pic and I'll have a go at drawing you :)
Can't promise greatness, but it might turn out OK
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:57, archived)
# nothing to hand at the moment....
I might at some point sort one out though :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 12 May 2013, 10:43, archived)
# I WOULD BUY THIS IN A HEARTBEAT
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:58, archived)
# but I'd be nicking it on the next heartbeat. it's the sith way!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:11, archived)
# The Horse(power) is strong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 May 2013, 12:03, archived)
# I would drive that....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:54, archived)
# That will never get on the road
Just stupid.

I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 May 2013, 7:21, archived)
# New Xbox launch title?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 7:43, archived)
# ELAINE'S NIPPLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 12 May 2013, 8:57, archived)
# ELAINE BENES'S NIPPLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:00, archived)
# Ah, the "I've shat my kecks after 15 pints of cider" walk we all know so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:08, archived)
# eatsock -- get it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 14:40, archived)
# This new Iron Man film looks toss.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:14, archived)
# I heard they were remaking the chuckle brothers.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:55, archived)
#
EDIT: Now new and improved torso restoration
EDIT^2: now full cycle -- suitable for front-page
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 5:01, archived)
# nice stuff
reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_uVXiay_gyA#t=118s
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 12 May 2013, 6:22, archived)
# That's kind of weird
but I enjoy watching her whole top half slide off her torso so top job!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 6:26, archived)
# I'm so proud
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 12 May 2013, 8:58, archived)
# eatsock -- get it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 14:49, archived)
# This reminds me of the monofilament whip scene in "Johnny Mnemonic"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Thanks for nothing.
I'd managed to forget that horror of a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:17, archived)
# dude, he could hold like a whole 6GB with compression enabled
woahohohoah!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Haha - that's ace :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:09, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 12 May 2013, 4:30, archived)
# holy cow that's huge
I encounter the slime element quite frequently
(I repair portable computers)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 4:45, archived)
#
ya i felt like a dick because of how big it is but

fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 12 May 2013, 4:47, archived)
# yeah, fuck it, the volume of posts is so low lately, i don't really mind the occasional RealPhoto®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 4:56, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 May 2013, 4:52, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 May 2013, 5:53, archived)
# i'll have a P please bob
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 12 May 2013, 8:25, archived)
# royal eel.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:08, archived)
# That's lovely, that is
Can I nick it for my wallpaper?
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:50, archived)
#
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 4:23, archived)
# oh Kanye,

news/you've been framed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:17, archived)
# As Harry Enfield once said "I don't believe he wanted to do that"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:28, archived)
# :)


as Obama says: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=078BGtKNL1o#t=5s
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:04, archived)
# she wont shift that weight, fat talrntless cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:15, archived)
# i don't even know what she's famous for
...just googled, apparently it's for having sex with someone else i've never heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:21, archived)
# thats about it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:24, archived)
# I'm glad i don't know who they are, talrntless or not.
What's wrong with big chicks anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 0:33, archived)
# no fat chicks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:37, archived)
# 4chan---->
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 1:10, archived)
# fuck off noob
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 May 2013, 1:12, archived)
# <---/talk

edit: time to go, I'm low on beer, troll you later.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 1:18, archived)
# and on top of all that, his trousers are falling down
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:32, archived)
# I fully concur.
Was just about to say "Pull em, up!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:40, archived)
# he is bending over
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:43, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 1:10, archived)
# I'm really happy for Kanye. I'ma let him finish, but ducking is one of the best ideas of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 May 2013, 2:27, archived)
# face down, ass up
that's the way to BANG! FUCK!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 12 May 2013, 3:14, archived)
# Anyone who
a) can't do a pair of leather trousers like that justice
b) wears them that low

deserves pain. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 12 May 2013, 6:28, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:14, archived)
# ahem :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:16, archived)
# more like: AaHAAAaaaRGHCHCHCHCcuhuuuuuuurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:18, archived)
# *gurgle, rattle*
kaff!



splut
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:51, archived)
# Vicks on, Vicks off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 May 2013, 2:27, archived)
# JFKFC


Long time no post. How y'all doing?
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:07, archived)
# does he own an island full of dinosaurs?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Haha
He does look a bit like Dickie Attenborough doesn't he?
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:09, archived)
# he was in that blockedbuster movie
www.b3ta.com/board/10926911
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:24, archived)
# That's grim
that is! Such a thing of beauty!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:31, archived)
#
Haha:D
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:35, archived)
# the Colonel is quite a large fellow
He needs fried chicken like he needs a hole in his head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# over here it's actually called poulet frit kentucky (PFK)
so only one letter off
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:29, archived)
# The radio station I worked at was KFJC
We got lots of both JFK and KFC jokes over the years...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:49, archived)
# Jesus H Christ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 4:58, archived)
# Kill For Jesus Christ
That one was around for a while...

and also there is this group from Atlanta: www.myspace.com/jfkfcatlanta

and maybe the original on the West Coast: www.dorsey.org/sounds/jfkfc/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 14 May 2013, 6:37, archived)
# I've got a hole in my head ready for some kfc
(JFK I need you like a hole in the head, Sun 12 May 2013, 1:18, archived)
# "The Colonel", starring Richard Attenborough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 May 2013, 2:29, archived)
# Working out:D
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 21:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 May 2013, 21:56, archived)
# G'wan Barry!
Cunt him in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:02, archived)
# ^This :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:26, archived)
# It's all too much effort for some.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 May 2013, 2:30, archived)
# Official B3ta large cat update
Hello folks. Me no posty for bloody ages, but I thought this was a good reason to remember my password. The lovely wife got me a photography day at the Cat Survival Trust (about 20 mins drive from our house) for my birthday, so I made sure to check up on the official B3ta big cat, Nina.

Nina - Snow Leopard

She's certainly grown since the last photos I've seen, and the exciting news is she's been mated. If it took and all goes well, there may be little baby Ninas turning up in a few months' time.

Please excuse the real, actual photo, but it was worth it, so ner :oP Loads more photos of cats (large and small) and the slightly random Lemur that "just wandered in" on Flickr

Edit:
Thanks for the comments on the photo - I'm still learning as I go. I'll be keeping an ear out for happenings over at the trust, and if Nina does produce, I'll try and get in for lots more pics of cute fluffy monsters that'd tear your face off given the chance :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Nice pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 May 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Death wears a fur coat.
Excellent shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:22, archived)
# good, then death will overheat and never catch me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Death also has a very low body-fat index and will never overheat. We all snuff it, Pedo (sic).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 11 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Taken just an hour back? You're fast =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 11 May 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Lightroom changed the EXIF data
when I exported them to JPEG. I can't be bothered to correct it :o)

It was actually a couple of Sundays ago.
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:39, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:39, archived)
# :D
when will the wonders of genetic engineering cease?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 11 May 2013, 19:11, archived)
# She gets angry on skunk
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Obviously this was the kind of thing
I expected when posting a photo on here :o) Good to see things haven't changed since I last posted.
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:41, archived)
# smoking :)
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 21:11, archived)
# helloooo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 May 2013, 21:13, archived)
# wow. that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 May 2013, 0:51, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:51, archived)
# Marvellous pic
and I hope like the proverbial fertile domestic cat, Nina has a few furry buns in the oven :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Lovely photograph :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:18, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Excellent, Herman! Excellent!
First one to say "nom nom" must meet me in the pub carpark after closing for fisticuffs wearing regulation speedos.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Thanks :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:32, archived)
# \o/ lovely photo
'wants kitty'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 May 2013, 21:41, archived)
# NEENER!
*wubs this kitty cat*
Lovely picture lucky you being only 20 mins away from the Trust!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 8:45, archived)
# how long do these fucking things live for?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Dog Sled
(Numedia, Sat 11 May 2013, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] TeleTubbyPorter
(Numedia, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:34, archived)
# I'm sensing a theme developing in your work
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:41, archived)
# The Teletubbies Theme?!?
:D :D SQUEEE!!!! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:43, archived)
# I'm hoping Smearballs can meld them with Take That
www.b3ta.com/links/heres_the_6th_round_of_Mutants_I_made_for_Conan
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:48, archived)
# or the beatles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:10, archived)
# slightly eye-hurty
and now i'm going home.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# bubye smashy-washy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Dawn Porter and a bottle of porter porter.

Fucked porter
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 May 2013, 16:49, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 11 May 2013, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The London Eyecycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:24, archived)
# his shiny suit reminds me of old-style lambert and butlers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:27, archived)
# It's his smoking jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha, i'd like to see that with Mr. Garrison!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:27, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:34, archived)
# brilliant =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 11 May 2013, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] TelePorter
(Numedia, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:57, archived)

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