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# Danang International Firework Competition, Vietnam
Standing 100m horizontally away from large exploding fire works
is literally breath taking.

https://vimeo.com/66632969
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:08, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger picture.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:09, archived)
# You should post this on the talk board - they're crazy for this sort of thing over there.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:11, archived)
# I prefer the clips of the city tbh
*finds fireworks boring*
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Crikey
I've never known anyone to find fireworks boring and I am so chuffed.

I find them boring too.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Contgratulations!
YOU WIN THE AWARD!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28, archived)
# i have to click this on principle
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Richard checking his nob carefully there.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:31, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Haha
nice
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:56, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Sexytime!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Lovely
and nice wing action
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:20, archived)
# they're slower than I wanted
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:23, archived)
# It's a win win situation
Lovely
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Yes!!!!
A thing of smashingness! *Click* :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
# and now comes the frottage
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Those fucking bees, bloody stamen-teases the lot of them.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:23, archived)
# The little fluffy slags
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:25, archived)
# this reminds me of the mister men
this is a good thing.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:26, archived)
# don't do it, he'll steal your pollen, and feed his 'real' family with your sweet nectar
...sweet nectar whic he first eat, then makes the babies feed off of his puke. disgusting little fucker
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:29, archived)
# pearoast

first ever gif I made form 10 years ago...
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:46, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:50, archived)
# This is one of them pictures that makes my day
Thanks :D
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:47, archived)
# That is proper lovely
I'm going to stare at it for a calming few minutes now
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:56, archived)
# This is a thing of pure happiness
:)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:05, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:09, archived)
# This is lovely.
TJ: After a public email argument they started at work which you won, should you allow them to back down, or reply one last time with the work equivalent of "thanks for playing?"
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:18, archived)
# don't reply, it comes off as petty
just be smug in the knowledge that they know that you know that they know that you won
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Excellent advice - thank you.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:23, archived)
# you're welcome :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:26, archived)
# ^ What she said.
Retire gracefully from the public squabble, but just make sure that you and the other party cross paths once or twice over the coming days in the brew room or somewhere, and smile sweetly at them.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:23, archived)
# call them a cunt

what Smash said
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Send a conciliatory email saying your're sorry that it came to a spat, no hard feelings by you, etc.
Then make sure the whole chain is attached and 'accidentally' cc in everyone you work with...
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Class !
clicked
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Cheery bee meets cheery flower
and the results are full of glee.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:55, archived)
# I like this for it is good
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Bee happy
XD
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some angry ones
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:11, archived)
# how odd :)
that's a lovely photo, the sun hitting the dew on the stem is very pretty
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:33, archived)
# racist
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Actually had to create
the flower in the upper right corner. It wasn't there from the start.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Flowers! Bloody Flowers!
and to think the DPRK WMD challenge got rejected.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:59, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here :D
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Sorry for the link but in answer:
Although this probably isn't going to help: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOS0_WEuYUU
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody dandelions, they get everywhere.
they get everywhere.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Is it happy ? or insane ?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:57, archived)
# roots!!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
# bloody roots!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:07, archived)
# i think dandelions look quite nice
you make them look evil
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:00, archived)
# I do like dandelions.
I don't know what people have against them.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha lovely.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:00, archived)
# You need to make your own fucked up version of "Plants Vs Zombies"
This would fit wonderfully
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# he is clearly deranged
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:18, archived)
# *Auto-Click*
WOOT! :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
# we need to breed some kind of super flower to go around pulling out the weeds in lawns
so we don't have to
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:35, archived)
# I have a couple of blades of grass in between those bastards on my lawns
nicely :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Can you unscrew this for me please
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:24, archived)
# no!
you'll shake this bottle all over yourself -- just like the last one!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:31, archived)
# :D
he's got it all over himself from shaking it
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:38, archived)
# I bet nobody says anything about him shaking it all over himself.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# ok, maybe not shaken,
just pouring it over a heavily perspiring body would have the same effect.

...so i hear
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey guys, don't these smell wonderful?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Chiller Now
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:21, archived)
# shit, i thought this was comedy gold :/
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
#
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#

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I got your flowers right here!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# likewise
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:24, archived)
# heh :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:18, archived)
# aww, bless you all :D
except atomic
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
#

Have fun...HIPPIES!... o/
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha I just clicked
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Dennis Moore Dennis Moore galloping through the sward
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:06, archived)
# he steals from the poor and gives to the rich.....
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Mister Moore...
Lupin donor

Extraor...

dinary
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:11, archived)
#
Denis dummm....

Denis dee....

dum dum dum
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:19, archived)
# cerlick
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:14, archived)
# nao do tilin
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] oof.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:19, archived)
# He's giving someone a Memento ?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
# gah!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Oh dear
Gnaaaaarrr
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
# FFS
took me too long
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:37, archived)
# :)
Clever!
Hard Klik.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Fancy electronic audio effects?
A lupin petal.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:08, archived)
# WIN!
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:35, archived)
# oh fuck off!
*click*
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Oooof, groan
*click*
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep in the heart of the jungle, the Venus Pie Trap claims another unwitting victim .....
the Venus Pie Trap claims another unwitting victim ..... Hugeness 485k

seems to fit :-)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
# B3ta's on a roll today!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Aces
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Brilliant.
Is it actually a Larson or just very much in his vein?

EDIT - relatedly - DO NOT GOOGLE VENUS PIE TRAP.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:57, archived)
# back in a mo.....
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:59, archived)
#
No I drew it but I was thinking of the Rake Snake when I came up with the idea

Larson is my hero - flattered to even be mentioned in the same sentence
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:00, archived)
# :o)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:03, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:04, archived)
# flattered, eh?
"The Twisted Omentum smells like Larson's socks."

...so how does it feel?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:19, archived)
# sweaty
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:22, archived)
# mmmm
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:27, archived)
# tent-ankle rape
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:03, archived)
# I hate it when this happens.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:05, archived)
# It does mess with one's mascara
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:06, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha
awesome!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahahah, excellent.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:43, archived)
# pfft!
I just love the smell of potassium chloride in the morning
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] here's hayfever!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahahahahaha! Awesome!
"Wendy! I think maybe I should see a florist ... !"
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
# all flowers and no flowers makes jack a 'something-something'..
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:49, archived)
# All flowers and no gardening makes Jack Alan Titchmarsh.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get me coat..........
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:36, archived)
#

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:41, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:44, archived)
# hurrumph
and clicks
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a new question, and the best/funniest/sickest/worst answers go in the newsletter.

Help us choose from the following suggestions:

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Cheer us up - It's a bloody miserable world. Tell us fluffy stories

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Vote closes later, the B3TA massive recommends "Kids say..."
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:20, archived)
# coincidentally the b3ta London bash is on this Saturday
if you're in the Earls Court area why not pop in to O'Neill's
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] fly me there?
plz?
also, have a Pea 4 the compo

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:25, archived)
# :D
that'd make a brilliant muppet
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# quite
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Whoa
It's Pants!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:27, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE FLOWERS.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:20, archived)
# I pulled last year and got to take the lovely cock hammer home
Did get some strange looks and the train

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:50, archived)
# I have nothing of value to add
except this floral magenta cockage
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:43, archived)
# omg my ltl 1 jus sed y z de ugly fat man cryin lol!!!!!!1!!1!!1
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# What happens when you put batteries into torches the wrong way round...
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Yay!
It's like a dark Michael Leunig.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:12, archived)
# thanks!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Utterly fantastic. Clicks like a loon.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Wow!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# :)
klik!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
# cheers gang!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:16, archived)
# quality
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:16, archived)
# wonderful stuff
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha that's a bit ace!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:16, archived)
# w/y/h/p
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:20, archived)
# amazing! :D :D
but how does the flashlight go back? ...or is this fractal cliff

...but if it's a fractal cliff, how did all of the other bodies get there?

If it's a portal, why is it the same guy every time; but the bodies all land in different positions?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Damn - well spotted!
And how does the man trap re-set itself each time?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Clearly there are other, parallel stories
not being told.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# you are a warlock
warlock wærloga
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:42, archived)
# That would explain the tusks and strong body odour
(or is that warthogs?)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Lovely animation!
Have a Click
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:23, archived)
# lully
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:30, archived)
# that's a bit woo yay !
: D
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# I do believe this is utterly wonderful
Woo
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Thanks you lovely people
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Awesome!
Love the bit where he points it at the sun and it becomes the moon :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:50, archived)
# that is bizarre and brilliant
have a click

ps is your Dad Old Sodbury ?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Woo and yay!
This is very good.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:16, archived)
# This is bloody fantastic
*clickety!*
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:33, archived)
# This wins everything.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Best thing I've see on here for a while :))))
*clicks*
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:37, archived)
# That is special.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Yes !!!!!!!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
wonderful.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:49, archived)
# All of ^this^ and more!
W/Y/H!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:35, archived)
# cor this is rather epic
nicely done
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Yes
Yes
Yes
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Thanks everybody!
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:06, archived)
# Wow!
One of the best things I've ever seen on b3ta.

5 Stars.
Would watch again.
:D

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:12, archived)
# tremendous!
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Good morning Ma'am, Good Afternoon sir


CFB :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:00, archived)
# he's covered in Bees!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:05, archived)
# its bee-man
beeware!! :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Oh hai
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:08, archived)
# i do like that!
:)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Thank you
It's my best side.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Nicely, trust your op went well
did they let you keep the cut off bit?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# cheers! :D
yeah op went well enough - 2 weeks ago today :D ifyou want to see a blurred (so its not nasty) photo of it - go here afictitiouslife.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/toe-amputation.html :D they didnt let me keep it :( i think they plan to clone me ;)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Blimey hope it heals quick
Cunts for not letting you keep it :(
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:29, archived)
# would have been cool!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:36, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE! Behind the scones picture of Man Of Steel
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:53, archived)
# now one with fish and chips...Supper man
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:57, archived)
# cor, I could murder a scone with jam and cream right now
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Yummy
Wants
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:08, archived)
# i am imagining those have creamcheese frosting inbetween -- like on a carrot cake
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:28, archived)
# thank god they aren't cheese scones
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Woo!
Buns of steel!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] dhalia smith. lets 'bee' havin ya etc etc
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:42, archived)
# pfft
:)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Gimme a 'B'...gimme a '3'...gimme a 't'...gimme an 'a'...
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
# needs bigger pom poms
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:42, archived)
# my, what splendid pom poms she has
and the flowers aren't bad either (badum-tish)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:42, archived)
# I'd take that pair of marigolds back, they seem to be pulsating
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Where we're going we dont need roses...
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:07, archived)
# why don't you make like a tree and get out of here :)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Argh!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:37, archived)
# We actually have a flower shop here in Stony Stratford called that
obviously not the same sign ;)
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:25, archived)

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