Makes me want to have a StarbucksBOOYAH!______________________________________________________________________________
spotify:track:5g78xFVuCCyVygnMIIiUSx (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by Jay-Z)
(spotify:track:5g78xFVuCCyVygnMIIiUSx (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by Jay-Z)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:12,
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hai, am verhoeven, nice night for a wahlk_________________ am verhoeven nice night for a wahlk_________________
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:08,
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Tonight Matthew I will be ruling class.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:19,
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briliant
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:36,
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You know that by even drawing that oval leaf you're violating their trademarks?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:44,
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'ningles all. I'll drop this here and back away slowly.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:04,
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I never understood why they have decapitated mannequins. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:09,
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Someone once told meit's to avoid giving the mannequins specific features, which makes it easier for anyone to imagine themselves wearing the clothes.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:59,
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Dummies For Babies something somethingcan't be arsed to 'shop it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:20,
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50 Million?highly dubious
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:23,
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"Tha's not seen whale in't' canal"."Kipper tie, Noddy?"
etc.
(etc.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:46,
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I'm glad you got the tie reference:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:55,
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ah hahaha Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:51,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Board Game Real Life Incursion"){kind=small}
Pea: How about a game of high stakes Cranium Mr Bond>
edit/ oh, TV/film got dropped from the final challenge wording? ah well.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:53,
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1. The actual rules
2. the rules your Dad insists onplaying that he swears are the actual rules
3. the rules you make up as you go along when playing with mates whilst getting drunk and it's 3am
(2. the rules your Dad insists onplaying that he swears are the actual rules
3. the rules you make up as you go along when playing with mates whilst getting drunk and it's 3am
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:59,
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CoolNow available in Morrisons :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:56,
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I so wish this was real._________my pic isn't very good_____________________
spotify:track:3iM1HF7zVAujjwwESbTVc2 (Pablo Picasso/Mary Lou - Live by John Cale)
spotify:track:2ZHocjQlpAsLtpVyuZiKQo (Magic's Wand by Whodini)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:57,
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tanks for the kudosit's proper bollocks, hoohoo
BOOYAH!
(BOOYAH!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:18,
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Yet another great entry.I'm loving this compo!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:23,
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I Googled Ris but am none the wiser. Don't geddit.
Or is that the joke?
(,
Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:20,
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Or is that the joke?
I can'tKnob fell off...
*sniggers*
(*sniggers*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:44,
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*50p*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:53,
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Your radio also appears to be stuck on Tragic FM HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:51,
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AA and RAC advisory:Is Journey really necessary?
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:49,
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:DJust got news that I'm exhibiting my coin arts at a music festival and can get free entry for me and my clan! (worth £122 per head!) I'm finishing 2 more pieces off at the minute. Does anyone know where I can get 1 cent coins in the UK?
(
Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:45,
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Ask at charity shopsWhen I worked at a charity shop, we accepted donations of foreign currency. The majority of them were leftovers from people's holidays - euros, dollars. Lots of fiddly small change, including cents.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:29,
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ahh, good point, there's about 6 within 4 milescheers Tribs
( Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:37,
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haha he pisses, then shits, THEN wanks, then washesdirty boy :)
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:17,
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Hello pot you lovely, beautiful lady you!How the hell have you been? How's sunny SA during this fine winter?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:33,
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*peers outside*Weather is a bit nippy with sunny spells.
I have been well. You?
Where have you been?
Do you have a note from your mum?
(I have been well. You?
Where have you been?
Do you have a note from your mum?
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:38,
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*rubs up*'lo
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:54,
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I;m late,but I love you both so much!
I;ve missed you x x x
(I;ve missed you x x x
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:27,
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Had to filename I'm afraid. Then I chuckled!Nicely done.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:27,
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HAHAHAHave you seen his beautiful NINETY year old mom recently? - 1.bp.blogspot.com/-XQZyF5qWVlE/UC_Gvmn5nbI/AAAAAAAAAgU/HZN0tHac6d0/s1600/Jackie+Stallone.jpg
( Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:07,
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BwahahahahahaMy pooch 'Molly' plays with some foam lips JUST like those :)
( Ninj,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:08,
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Im not sure i like these new Wonga puppets... taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:19,
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please don't, i'm trying to puke here
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:57,
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Come on guys... if you can't play nicely, don't play at all... don't play at all...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:35,
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Looks like Alien's dunna shit on the table taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:36,
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Horseshoepoo... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:40,
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Luckiest of all the poos! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:43,
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And it looks like Predator's left one of his fabulous silver high heeled shoes next to it. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:44,
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1 ticket to hull please :D(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:07,
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Whoa whoa whoa!Too soon man, too soon ;)
(from 2008)
Click for bigger (47 kb)
((from 2008)
Click for bigger (47 kb)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:09,
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I always think the tagline should be:"and then he walked a bit".
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:50,
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Hahahahathough I initially suspected the mother
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:38,
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Ha! :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:39,
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haha!Lovely stuff.
I'm a bit slow today, took a few seconds.
(I'm a bit slow today, took a few seconds.
beaubodor blogless,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:04,
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Ha!I've missed seeing your stuff you hilarious, talented bastard!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:15,
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Hahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:37,
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do you have to land exactly on 6or.... actually never mind...
click.
(click.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:32,
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haha!I just KNEW this was yours before reading your name! I'd love to know what the world looks like through your eyes....
( parsons* *restrictions apply,
Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:14,
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it is good, but the final frame confuses it, just saying
(
mongychops,
Sat 8 Jun 2013, 0:43,
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Police selling stuff to the tabloids? Proof? ... Oh!
beaubodor blogless,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:01,
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and here's an old one for the challengeDone at the time of Blair but could probably apply to any era ...
( beaubodor blogless,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:18,
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George has got all the best games
Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:05,
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Hahaha! Very good. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:36,
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What time is it? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!
Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:53,
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lovely workI can hear Cotten Eye Joe, as Jon Walton walks over the bridge
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:22,
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The benefits / snakes and ladders angle is great,but I'm struggling to find the link with the educationally based ARM computer.
No doubt I'm missing something obvious...
(No doubt I'm missing something obvious...
fuscous,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:52,
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I'm sort of having a dig.My Mrs has cancer and is having treatment as we speak yet ATOS have said she is 'Fit For Work'. I could have written to my MP but I thought it would be better served here.
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:58,
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Sorry to hear that.ATOS do our IT support, I shudder to think they're now handling more important services...
( fuscous,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:07,
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It's hilarious.All the disabled and sick in the UK who depend on benefits have to go to be assessed every few months by ATOS who get paid vast sums by the government to bully them back to work and off benefits. You couldn't make it up.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:17,
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Sorry to hear this also. Hope she responds well.Have you seen this - www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/childrens-cancer-center-rebrands-chemotherapy-superformula
( Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:31,
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Good idea for kids.And thanks. Down to two days a week from four so looking up a bit.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:34,
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That's fucking brilliant!Such a great idea! I expect to see that on Good News soon ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:53,
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Record EverythingRecord Everything, especially their infamous 'Assessment Which Officially Isn't A Medical But Happens At A "Medical Assessment Centre" For Some Unexplained Reason'.
Even if they lie that you're not allowed, that you don't have the right, that it's evidentially worthless, that you can't ever use it, that you have to supply them a copy of the recording, that you can trust them because no doctor would ever do wrong; Record Everything.
Avoid phonecalls wherever possible. Use Writing if you can, or taped calls if you can't. If they refuse consent to be recorded on a call, ask them to transfer you to someone willing to be recorded.
Even if you're already into the process, it's never too late to start rigorously documenting the process.
(,
Sun 9 Jun 2013, 10:17,
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Even if they lie that you're not allowed, that you don't have the right, that it's evidentially worthless, that you can't ever use it, that you have to supply them a copy of the recording, that you can trust them because no doctor would ever do wrong; Record Everything.
Avoid phonecalls wherever possible. Use Writing if you can, or taped calls if you can't. If they refuse consent to be recorded on a call, ask them to transfer you to someone willing to be recorded.
Even if you're already into the process, it's never too late to start rigorously documenting the process.
i buggered off before you replied yesterdayso, what have you done to yourself, you big spaz?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:08,
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Broken two fingers and my hand in 6 places :( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:09,
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Luckily it's my left hand,but then again, when I broke my right arm a few years back, I taught myself to be wankidextrous.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:15,
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Ha! Ha!Takin' care of business...it's business time!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:20,
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6 places??so, the garden, upstairs, near the shed... etc etc...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:13,
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i really tried not to...but the set up was all there, it just needed the punchline..
I'm a victim of circumstance...
(I'm a victim of circumstance...
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:38,
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ouch!i only broke my wrist in one place, but the surgeon turned it into shrapnel.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:15,
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It's ok, it wasn't too painfulas the breaks were all clean.
How did you break your wrist?
(How did you break your wrist?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:21,
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fell off a chair changing a lightbulb Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:27,
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not my fault, not my lightbulb!i was doing my mate a favour. unfortunately, she's got ceramic kitchen floor tiles, so the chair skidded one way and i went the other. next thing you know, i'm on the floor with a bag of chicken nuggets on my arm!
wouldn't have happened at my house, i've got stepladders.
(wouldn't have happened at my house, i've got stepladders.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:40,
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Ouchee.How long ago was that? How long are you in plaster?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:44,
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7 weeks agoplaster came off tuesday, but my wrist is knackered. got to start physio on monday, they reckon i won't be using it properly for a few months. fortunately, i've got just enough strength and flexibility left in it to knit!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:50,
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Well best of luck with that Smash.Hope it is quicker than you think to heal :*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:12,
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ta, you too :)fuck it, i'm off for a sunbathe!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:15,
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fucking exactly:)
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:06,
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Right, Q4, here's the line. This is how far you've crossed it.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:21,
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Also, not very compo relevant at all etc etc
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:29,
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This would be a great augmented reality Google Glasses app fuscous,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:35,
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The only app anyone will bother downloading is one which auto-detects attractive people and removes their clothes drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:41,
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It's why I bought a pair of "X-Ray Specs"from a joke shop in the early 80's.
I wish they'd get a move on, I'm losing patience.
(I wish they'd get a move on, I'm losing patience.
fuscous,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:00,
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hahahaYou started with the best one though.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:25,
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well that's the name sortedI'll write MB Games an email...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:14,
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Yeah same here...not a board game...would be funnier with a real face popping off as well.
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:20,
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That fucking game terrified me when I was young :( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:51,
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pffi am the shizz at connect 4
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:00,
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hahaha nice.reminds me of an E4 thingy I made yonks ago - www.q4nobody.co.uk/e4.html
( Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:16,
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Apparently nicknamed as the house of a thousand arseholes by the locals. Not clear if they are referring to architecture or the people working there.
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:20,
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Sad times...only 14 people can afford to keep their lights on... ...and 7 of the flats are operating as brothels.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:24,
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That means you've got pussy on tap now.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:13,
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the size of them paws!!can cleft your face clean off!!!
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:26,
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OH NOES! Those muslims hate Jenga :(
I am sure it has been done before....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:49,
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It wasn't those muslims...(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:26,
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haha this one never gets old :D
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:27,
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Perspective, what perspective... what perspective...
(
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:45,
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ha ha, very goodthough he needn't look so happy that I landed on his string of hotels on Mayfair...
( fuscous,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:09,
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About 100 ways you could do this.....
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:31,
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That generalhas a CDC on his hat...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:36,
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If he rolls a 6 while in A+E he gets to be seen first... transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:33,
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PfftBack to square one (square one being a concrete driveway)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:40,
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