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# Decided to come out of retirement for my 11th B3ta Birthday

This has been in my head for far too long...
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974) - IMDb.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 0:53, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:01, archived)
# You've nailed it Jimmy.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Wae'aye FOOK!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Divn't do eet Evita
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Fuck :)
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 3:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 20:31, archived)
# The fuck pack
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 20:53, archived)
# fuck pack
fuck pack
fuck pack
fuck pack
fuck b3ta
fuck pack
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Is the gayshift starting earlier these days ?
or what..
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a Greek thing.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 20:57, archived)
#
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#
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#
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# Haha!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 23:10, archived)
# where HAS Jamnog been lately
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 0:11, archived)
# everybody wang chung tonight
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Dance hall days.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 1:02, archived)
# GBH - Sick Boy...jusssayin'
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 1:39, archived)
# HaHA!!!!! The abstract not on my shoes movement!!!!! I'm getting dizzy.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 1:27, archived)
# It's a Greek/mofaha thing.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 1:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Das mein boot.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:24, archived)
# One big happy family
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 21:16, archived)
#
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# Vimod, you bastard child!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:26, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:44, archived)
# The original photo here is pretty interesting
The three straight-laced sons and the hippy biker daughter who doesn't give a fuck, but dad loves her anyway.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 23:04, archived)
# It's time for a new sitcom- The Brandows!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Priceless!!!!! Oh, also fuck!
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 1:32, archived)
# oh gayshift how i have missed thou
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 21:20, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Pedro'z not here!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:23, archived)
# i am now, cuz it's proppah gheyshift
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 3:27, archived)
# Early Gayshift
Rejoice and hide
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 21:31, archived)
# THERE IS NO GAYSHIFT!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Only Zuul...
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Do not stop!
Do not beam down.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Fuck Beam and then some
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You ARE smashing!! :D
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 23:10, archived)
# o/'
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Fuck Pack
Is not complete without Brandow,
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 0:44, archived)
# Fuck Brandow!
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Swiss Army Shoe
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Mishish Klebb, are you trying to sheduce me?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Shaken, not shtilletto
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 21:12, archived)
# do you do a fireproof one with a fork at the front for making toast over a fire?
I'm a size 9
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoehorn
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Them's some sexy shoes!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 18:53, archived)
# ahem
"those are"






:)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 19:04, archived)
# i think you mean
Dem be some sexy shoes
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 19:40, archived)
# ahem
"them's"






:)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 19:45, archived)
# ahem

ahem
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold, the wonder of the age..
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:47, archived)
# He suffocated on silica fumes...
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:02, archived)
# I always found his act
rather dry
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Punch me in the stom-argh! I wasn't ready, you dirty bellend!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:37, archived)
# A common misconception.
Harry was killed attempting to inflate a blowfish. Fugu failure.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:16, archived)
# It's one small step for man, and one large slide for Moonwalk
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha!
*click*
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Compo it, man.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Hehe
Giant steps are what you take...
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:04, archived)
#
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# That would be intense!!!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 20:54, archived)
# "Forget the baseball, I CAN FLY!"
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Woke up in my clothes again this morning ...
The Police made quite a number of astronaut songs, appearently.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Compo it, man!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Bugger - just seen I've been beaten to it

Lack of awareness apologies
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Variations on a theme are no crime, moon monkey.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Both puns too!
Great minds... yours is more colourful though :)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 15:31, archived)
#
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# I bet he sits behind Cliff Richard and steals his crisps.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:20, archived)
#
there is no such thing as a huge semi
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:25, archived)
# John Holmes' later films might argue with that.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Oh, there is.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:44, archived)
#
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# Hahahahaha! Love this.
:D
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha, that's why Greggs looking so pleased
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:34, archived)
# I want to press the x button
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Ahahaha fantastic!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha brilliant
*click*
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] part 1 of 3...
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[challenge entry] Part 2 of 3...
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[challenge entry] Part 3 of 3... FIN
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Trousers!

(c) Viz
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:46, archived)
# I know where they came from...
dont you worry :)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:48, archived)
#

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Up a certain stretch of river without a certain object.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Mystery solved: all he had to do was stick a smooth glass rod up there
He did it for science.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:58, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:15, archived)
# OooeeeoooOOOoooo
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Unshopped?
Done the (2nd most) obvious thing



Click for bigger (68 kb)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:26, archived)
# the queen gets it here too
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:32, archived)
# 50 shades of cat
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Triffid cock.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Some good reading
But did she slap him after?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Newsletter here
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:57, archived)
# public service announcement
Long time b3ta person Mr.Wheatley has a film out today called
A Field in England it's in the cinema,bluray,dvd
and on Film 4 tonight (10.45pm)

end of public service announcement

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:09, archived)
# It's on Film4 tonight?
Well well. Your public service announcement has certainly served me!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:49, archived)
# ^This
looking forward to it.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, archived)
# yup so am i :)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Bought the Blu-Ray, this morning, but have decided a booze-soaked BBQ before watching it on Film4 tonight is probably the best option.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:52, archived)
# good choice.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Nice title for those of us stuck here in Jeebusland...
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Cheers Rob
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, archived)
# ?
You mention the Kobo and then link to the Nook.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:37, archived)
# En Esch goes down under.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:46, archived)
# More lace than a Laura Ashley warehouse.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:54, archived)
# We am needing newsletter subject line
Me is no speak good, day this.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:42, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter now available on your Mobile Phone*
*not available in selected branches of Sainsburys.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:45, archived)
# More links than the Bolivian President's flight itinerary
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:46, archived)
# As regular as Dale Irby.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Still going through the motions
like Nelson Mandela's nurse...
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Happy 65th Birthday, NHS! Here's to the next 18 months.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:56, archived)
# that long?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:55, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Finally cleared for sainthood.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Claiming political asylum in your inbox.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:57, archived)
# finding a hidden trapdoor
on the bottom of the barrel
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Why didn't the NSA know that dude wasn't on the Bolivian plane?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)
# For special 3d issue print out two copies.
.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Happy 2013th birthday, America!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:01, archived)
# North America, or South America?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Life can be bright in America
If you can fight in America
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Yay! I won!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Andrew Murray has semi with large Pole.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:02, archived)
# All the best stuff from Rob's other sites
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:08, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:57, archived)
# There were also 91,699 users who didn't post much...
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:09, archived)
# PedroHin killed b3ta :((
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Subtitle: Nothing To See Here!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Error with mysql_query() -> You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'WHERE parent_id IN (2622,2642,2655,2661,2663,2667,2694,2680,2756,2743,2717,2730,' at line 1
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Drimble killed b3ta :((
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:26, archived)
# I tried to, but ended up joining the queue
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:31, archived)
# The lemon in your party
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:34, archived)
# refusing to leave our rooms since 2001
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:34, archived)
# As free and independant as the NSA allows us to be.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Funny?
'Shoe' must be joking....
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:37, archived)
# 26% more cunts and twats than netmums
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Come on Tim!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] of course it was him! it's written all over his trainers!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks like a talented moonwalker!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:40, archived)
# the world lost a trooper, that's for sure.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that crazy enough for ya'?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:28, archived)
# They'd better not come near the footbath
of my local pool...
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Lhude sing cuccu!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:40, archived)

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