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[challenge entry] Just Don King around?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, archived)
# i have a serious dislike of this man and i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Maybe because he's a convicted murderer?
Killed an employee who owed him $600, served 3 and a half years!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:21, archived)
# did not know that
i was thinking more because he's an irritating fuckstain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:22, archived)
# That would be it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:50, archived)
# 3 and half years for murder?
Jesus christ, good job he didn't copy an mp3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:07, archived)
# He ain't lion
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:15, archived)
# But he has a Mane? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Aww yeah, mane!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Top!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Cant imagine this being any different...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Also

from 2007 so please excuse the mess!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Attack!


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(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:38, archived)
# i see this as a disco classic by jamiroquai
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Is that...Jim Dale?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:47, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Drifting between the planes of existence, visible only to his kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:38, archived)
# side cock
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:00, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:51, archived)
# well thats given me the horn
better go to the asda quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:54, archived)
# yay for QWOPdog
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:59, archived)
# he is strangely cute there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:53, archived)
# "get a life" someone said. so i did.


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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, archived)
# 4 bloody months.
not bad considering i knitted half of it with a shattered wrist and a cast on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Far more patience than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# just too much time on my hands of an evening
also, it's great physio, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Wowsers!
Nice one smashy!
Now get a megaman.
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:10, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:11, archived)
# WOO!!!!
did you design it with MSPAINT.EXE? (hee hee hee!)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, archived)
# ha!
no. no i did not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:14, archived)
# 1up?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)
# ta :)
thinking of doing the blue one next, then the red.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# that would be if some dude was 'pitching a tent' (wink wink nudge nudge) under the middle of it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Aww, nice.
Can we see it on YouTube as "One Girl, One Up".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# no, you can't!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Well I blame Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:29, archived)
# for anything in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:34, archived)
# RPF? What have you shopped? Please read the FAQ LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:33, archived)
# you terrible bully!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:35, archived)
# You did Smashing job on it.
(Ha Ha)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:10, archived)
# congratulations
and I thought I spent a long time on my posts
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:34, archived)
# i take about 30 seconds on the average post
because i can't draw worth a damn. that's why they're all so shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:36, archived)
# I'm
gonna bounce on that bed until I live forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:38, archived)
# it's worked for me so far ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:39, archived)
# as I can
see
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:41, archived)
# You knitted it? It is hard to tell...did you knit each square and then sew them together?
If it is all wool it must be very heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:41, archived)
# yep, all done by hand
400 knitted squares altogether, sewn with cotton. i tried sewing with wool, but it comes undone. it is a bit heavy, but they're very warm in winter and, as they're natural materials, they breathe well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I want one...
...which unfortunately will mean teaching myself how to knit, which will take about ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:55, archived)
# i'm planning to sell this one for 60 quid
it's never been used, i only spread it on the bed to show that it's double bed-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:57, archived)
# That is absolutely smashing
And matches well with this t-shirt I have. Even the colours are the same.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:48, archived)
# colour matching is a bitch
but i got lucky with the green in wilkinson's. the space invader one was a nightmare, acid green wool is not easy to find!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Smashing job.....
You must have arms like the hulk and the longest kniting needles in the world to be able to make these :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:55, archived)
# 15x15 stitch squares are pretty small
i'd never do one all in one piece!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:58, archived)
# How many squres by how many if they're all the same size I might have a go at designing a couple,
how about a smart phone one...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:02, archived)
# it depends
20x20 stitch squares, 15x15 in size makes a blanket that's double-sized. 15x15 squares, you need 20x20 to do the same
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I might have a go.........
What's the blue tubular thing between the head of the bad and the draws, and what's the green painted grooved thing next the the draws?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:13, archived)
# the tubular thing is a bed bar
as my back sometimes locks in place when i'm asleep. the green thing is a watering can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)
# o_O
I want a fucking bed bar! how to avoid that drunken stagger from the living room :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:23, archived)
# it was either that
or 20 minutes of Upturned Turtle every time i roll onto my back in my sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Ouch :-(
Do you use your watering can to drink you strongbow Spanish stlye!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:35, archived)
# nah
i had radishes growing in pots right outside the bedroom window, so it was easier for me to just open the window and water them. also good for waking up men who've overstayed their welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Haha....
If woman asked me if I wanted her to shove a watering can up my arse I'd be well up for it :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43, archived)
# good to know
*files away*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:48, archived)
# ah, that's really nice
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:58, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:00, archived)
# EPIC work
Worth a lot more than £60, I’d say? Contact Nintendo and tell them you've made an exclusive range of luxury cotton Nintendo duvet covers and want to offer first sales to their Staff as a sign of appreciation to their work, from a super fan? Or join their Facebook page and stick up a couple of pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:04, archived)
# good idea, providing i don't get copyrighted right up the chuff
the money isn't really important, i do them because i like doing them. not really commercially viable, due to the time they take to make
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Lovely work there, Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:27, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Patience of a saint...
Great stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:05, archived)
# arms of a stevedore :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Excellent work
1 up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Unqualified as I am to comment on knitting I award this item an A+.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Wow, that really is quite a special thing.
Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:52, archived)
#
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:59, archived)
# *delurks from /board*
That's fantastic!
I'm married to a quilter, and I've been trying for years to get her to do a Space Invaders pixel throw for our bed with no success!
I might do the arty work and design it and cut the squares and get her to do the easy bit of sewing them together, backing it, wadding it, stitching it all together and then hand-quilting a superkingsize throw!!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 23:45, archived)
# I feel I should interject here
if only to announce that the new b3ta newsletter awaits your anticipation-sharpened eye-nodes
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue591/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Thanks, my amygdala.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)
# muchos gracias
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Let's hope the image compo is not messed up again
The fallout from that had grown men crying and I for one will be on medication for at least another six months.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:21, archived)
# DID YOU KNOW THEY MESSED UP THE IMAGE CHALLENGE LAST WEEK? WELL DID YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:24, archived)
# No fucking shit Sherlock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:38, archived)
# can i get my car to run on cookies?
Whoop Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Talk to the Dutch Inventor Mediocre.
If anyone can do that, he can. However, be warned he may just turn your car into a sparrowhawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Will the car be alltime turned into a sparrowhawk?
A sparrowhawk that.. touches

touches the ass

that I should report to a senior military figure?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:53, archived)
# I can see this becoming commercially successful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:58, archived)
# I, for one, am giddy in anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:00, archived)
# yeah...
www.verkade.nl/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Biscuit lols. Have an ancient pea.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:46, archived)
# LOL! Reccoment!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:46, archived)
# haha click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:09, archived)
# The .com site uses cookies...
...the .co.uk site uses biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] true fact
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29, archived)
# This deserves more response?
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:00, archived)
# What she said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:36, archived)
# i thought you'd been round here long enough?
my images don't get many responses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] not my original arts, i found pieces laying on the grid, numsay'n?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Oh, did you burro it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26, archived)
# hay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] another blatant theft


Click for the same fucking size (26 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:37, archived)
# i wanna know why the girl (or is it a transvestite) is wearing a red wig over her black hair so sloppily
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:39, archived)
# but she looks fun
she can move her eyes to one side of her head.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:01, archived)
# she would look frighteneing if (s)he was an animated gif
do that -- I'll be back in 9 hours
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Hartley Hare is nothing more than a fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Now this is using your ass.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

With thanks to FWM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)
# excellent
and piglet looks like he's next
[clicked]
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:20, archived)
#
next tasty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23, archived)
# the horror
the horrorrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22, archived)
# i think eeyore would have appreciated somene taking his suffering away
depression is real bitch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22, archived)
# I like this...if you think of piglet and pooh as small children in suits it is very texas chainsaw weird...
...also does Chris have two eyeballs in his bag?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Rather hoped someone would spot the eyeballs in the jar.
x.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Kill the donkey! Cut his throat!
Kill the donkey! Bash him in!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Piglet wept for the end of innocence...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha
Had a feeling you'd get the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh dear...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
do you have a funny?
that you have done-y?

btw: hi chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Subscribe to the Us Vs Th3m newsletter here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:31, archived)
# idea!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:34, archived)
# ;)
Howdo Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:35, archived)
# hello Rob
speak soon
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:46, archived)
# How do we know this is the real you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:49, archived)
# If he posts a link to usvsth3m then it's probably the real Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Indeed
See you at the GameChild première?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:42, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Heisenberg shaves head in solidarity with cancer patient
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:33, archived)
# As this site contains rather a lot of sweariness and cock action, will we all have to 'opt in' when Cameron gets his way?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Coming at you faster than the 10:20 to Madrid
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Royal offspring free(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Ah Rob
Your impostor was doing it all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Sponsored by Wonga and the C of E
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:39, archived)
# ah it's a baby parasite
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:41, archived)
# THEY CAN'T BAN ASCII PORN
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:43, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:44, archived)
# 8==D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:01, archived)
# ^ plus this
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Happy matazone chef
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)
#
do you have a funky?
that you have donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Rob doesn't love us as much as the new baby
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Landing in your inbox like the first royal poo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:52, archived)
# sponsored by wonga.com
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:54, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER. SIMPLY PRINT OUT AND DISPLAY ON AN EASEL IN YOUR FRONT GARDEN
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Staying on track
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Boy George: Special Souvenir Issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:00, archived)
# TO VIEW THIS NEWSLETTER WITH ADDED SMUT PLEASE CONTACT YOUR ISP
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:01, archived)
# 8==D --= ( . )( . )
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Massive cock spotted in London
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Has a stupid name - like George
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:14, archived)
# David Icke and the ten new books
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Remember being a young mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Crashing out spectacularly at twice the usual speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:34, archived)
# hello old sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:37, archived)
# NOW; W!TH MOor PRoOF'RE@DINg!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:48, archived)
# This is no time for love, Indy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Han can do it in less than 12 parsecs...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:28, archived)
# "And I thought they felt bad on the outside..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:29, archived)
# No death penalty in the Bumamule system.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:36, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Love it. Let me just click that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Nice hat detail!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!
Winner
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:12, archived)
# I really like this
Hooray for Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:24, archived)
# aww, bless you all :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:13, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:20, archived)
# racist!
/autocomplete

ARF!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Bray-cist!
:)
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] have a silly...........I'm away to the coast
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I like how that woman is in both pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Have fun, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Nice, what kind of hat matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:26, archived)
# That's not an asscot,
this is an asscot:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:28, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Also, I am on the coast
RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:29, archived)
# But it's raning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:56, archived)
# shit, i think we're gonna need a bigger flower cart
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:58, archived)
# We're gonna need some bigger oats.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Not like going down the field chasin' ponies and heifers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] yep
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Smile you son of a bi.....
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah S O R R Y
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41, archived)
# All seams to be in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:51, archived)
# EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:44, archived)
# A majestic beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:04, archived)
# fetlocks a-flowin' an' shizzle.
/ac for some odd reason.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10, archived)
# sorry makes it ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:53, archived)
# :D

Jamie's a very cuddly boy...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahaha bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Yay
.
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Occupational Hazard for the Military Lads?
I've just read a thread on the oatcake forum about a lad from the Welsh Guards regiment who was on duty outside Windsor Castle and ended up wetting himself because there was a cock-up with the rostering schedule and he didn't get relieved when he was supposed to.

I can't imagine any other occupation where anything like that could be allowed to happen but I suppose on formal military duties, there's little other option available?

The other military posters expressed sympathy but didn't seem that shocked.

A hazard of the job?
(Big B Yin, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:40, archived)
# 2 years, 2 months and 16 days
and we have yet to see your tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:40, archived)
# agreed, we've all shown our tits
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:42, archived)
# By the way, I've pissed myself on the job many times
and I was never a guard.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:48, archived)
# And that's why you'll never be allowed back in the public swimming pool
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Such a long list of places I'm never allowed in again...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Welcome to /board, Big B Yin.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41, archived)
# This isn't wollastonite?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:42, archived)
#
a real welsh guard would have pissed in his beret and drank the HOT PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44, archived)
# ITYM 'Boiling Piss'
HTH
HAND
FOAD ;)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:46, archived)
# yeah
boiling piss is good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:46, archived)
# oh shit! they're breeding now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:47, archived)
# See what you've done?
Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:48, archived)
# YAY!! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Good god.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57, archived)
# No.
Just NO.

Because no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19, archived)
# the Japanese are breeding them RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Greetings, traveller!
If you like pictures of shocked faces, you're in for a treat.

The Mainboard is for pictures and animations you've made. There is a /talk board on b3ta, but I cannot guarantee how they'll react to your question.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:46, archived)
# "hahaha yeah"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:47, archived)
#
or
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:48, archived)
# It might go well for him. The planetary alignments occasionally favour the unwitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:53, archived)
# but y'all didn't see the whole picture yet

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:56, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59, archived)
# oh shit! Now she's really gonna be mad
he licked all of the peanut butter off of it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07, archived)
# That wasn't peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10, archived)
# marmite?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Excuse the low-rent beebmash...


But the article seemed to demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Two weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Two weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Twooo weeeks! Twooo Wweeeoo...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] donkebab then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27, archived)
#


/unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Fun fact:
The original traditional salami made in Italy HAD to contain some donkey meat to be considered 'the real deal'
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:13, archived)
# you're right
that was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] madonkey anyone? anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:13, archived)
# She looks different. Has she done something to her hair...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:29, archived)
# she's wearing it up, it really shows off her...
neck? no wait, that doesn't sound right...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Phwooooar!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41, archived)
# still would
even more so in fact
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] You're gonna need a higher branch...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Ha-ha! FreshWaterMarenghi's Darkplace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Another land of mystery, to me. I know of it only through legend and campfire tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:32, archived)

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