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# Tomorrow I'm off to Greazefest, our biggest Kustom Kulture event here in Brissie
One of my fave rockabilly bands "The Flattrakkers" are playing there, so I made this for the guys:



Printed a copy for each of them and one for me, which I hope they'll all sign for me :)

Have a listen to 'em, they're great: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-MhqIrwaVI
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 9:19, archived)
# beard of bees
nice work Shazzoir, have fun !
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Thanks!
And yeah, I plan on having an absolute blast! :D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:22, archived)
# I think the guy's t-shirt reads "Bees" in the opening frames of the video. He loves his bees!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:19, archived)
# I stopped understanding at "to."
Nice picture though.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:40, archived)
# haha, "you had me at hello"
:)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# any moar pic requests?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
More Pixar shorts!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Or a CasualGovtObserver?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Fair enough :)
It's a Rockabilly and associated lifestyle four-day festival, Greazefest. Great music, lively entertainment, a bitchin' car show, tiki-carving and automotive pin-striping demos, artists, Rockers, Greasers, Teddyboys etc etc. Just some of the stuff I'm into, so it should be a ripper of a day.

Thank you also!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Nice Sazzoir
You made the big metal-head guy on the right look like one of the guys from Mumford and sons?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# *googles*
I've heard of M&S, but had no idea what they look like... until now.
Oooh, he's quite beardy, isn't he?
Any similarity with persons living or dead blah blah blah...
*something about artistic license*
This is them so judge for yourself:


And thanks!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Have fun.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Lorenzo St. DuBois : )
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:56, archived)
# I f*ckin' love you, man
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:58, archived)
# x.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Nice work....
Not a bad tune either... Have Fun !!!!!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:32, archived)
# \0/
Roger that!
Also, I found a greaser guy who adds this emoticon to his email signature...
?:-)

An emoticon with a quiff, LOL
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# nicely - but a bit more clean shaven that yoour usual lot (aprts from him on the right)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Yes, they say variety is the spice of life...
I'll draw anyone I think is interesting-looking, and it's a definite yes-no moment when I see someone I want to draw. These guys are a bit of alright and I wanted to give them something back for all their music, so for once I overlooked the more hirsute requirement ;) and thank you.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Nice, all sounds like fun.....
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:57, archived)
# I was thinkin'....
... about how long I've been a member and lurker here, and how much I really enjoy the site and look forward to everyones..... anyones posts and the weekly newsletter and well... even though I'm not gay or mentally disturbed... Damn I love you guys!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha you fucker
I nearly woke my wife up laughing
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:36, archived)
# He needs a croissant and a glass of
Pouilly-Fuissé
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:41, archived)
# I just realized he looks like George Costanza.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:49, archived)
# The dog does?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:53, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:59, archived)
# werf
 

 
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Hello there, you've been here longer than me I think!
I'll find a lovely pic for you, hold on.

Here, it's a beardy lady, the gayshift made them when Pedro pretended someone had asked him to produce some.
Then he sat at home and abused himself furiously when we posted them.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:30, archived)
# Perverse really, but they're very excitable, those little dogs
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:37, archived)
# AND A LADY MADE OF TRIANGLES

which I'd forgotten all about.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:47, archived)
# Sexy
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:52, archived)
# Love This
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# disgusting
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:53, archived)
# Yeah and I really put some effort into some of them
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:55, archived)
# Ha Ha!! I almost woke your wife! XD/
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 7:00, archived)
# Time for bed I think. G'night!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 7:02, archived)
# I must plot against Pedro as well... o/
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 7:05, archived)
# Edit: Poor horse, it looked fine.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 7:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Please don't stop doing that.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:34, archived)
# i've got your little dog, right here, bub!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# LIES, and damned LIES
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Find a pic and shop it, however badly
Include it in your post.

(Save it somewhere you can find it (like "my pictures" if you are using windows) ,click "post a new message", click "switch to image mode", upload it, copy the link that it puts in the new message, go back to the main board without clicking "post this message", the back button on your browser will do, find your post (just above this post) and paste the link that you copied into the message area. Then you're likely to get a lot of appreciative comments rather than a load of comments saying that you didn't post a shopped picture.}

Edit: Or what you are getting.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:31, archived)
# Amazingly benign response from the board
for such a lurker!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 8:15, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 8:47, archived)
# I like boobies!
Do you like boobies?

I like boobies.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 9:56, archived)
# You forgot to include a pic, you can borrow one of mine.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:32, archived)
# its a ham and turkeyleg tadpole!
SQUEEE

What happened to (|D[ekionplexis
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:58, archived)
# His profile says:
"Update: 24/07/13 - Have decided to stop posting, this isn't a flounce, I think my behaviour is occasionally out of hand and actually embarrassing, plus I disagree with how this site is moderated. Ta la."

I loved his stuff and his behaviour.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:33, archived)
# arf, I shoulda looked at his profile.
I liked his stuff too. Especially the way his posts are never posted, rather a bathroom wall that just keeps getting added to as time goes on.

I don't anyone ever fully agrees with how web communities are overseen, but if rules were clear-cut there wouldn't be courtrooms
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Yep, the way his posts evolved fascinated me.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# All we can hope is that his intergalactic adventures may one day return him to b3ta.
I wish him well on his journey, and would personally like to thank him for some great pictures and interesting conversations.

Happy Trails, Dek.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Oh fuck NO....GET BACK HERE, DEK,....NOW!!!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Things! in the sea!

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:24, archived)
# now they look like green turkey legs with turkey-leg legs
you need something that makes sense, like cats in space

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Wow, that's beautiful.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Can it be............
No no sorry.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
#
How's the weather in Bluffdale, Utah?

(De-ris: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center )
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
# bros...
..g'night


(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:35, archived)
# Pussycream?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:39, archived)
# sequels are usually disappointing
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:21, archived)
# Oh god yes isn't it true.
The Pedro franchise needs a reboot.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:30, archived)
# It's done.
The moment has passed.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:35, archived)
# He's jumped the shark. The shark with eyes in its ears.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:40, archived)
# Dogs can't waterski......................What was he thinking?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:51, archived)
# And squeals?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:33, archived)
# Also.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:41, archived)
# I guess you've never been to prison.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:46, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
 

 
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:13, archived)
# ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR CAN WE KEEP IT CAN WE KEEP IT
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# i don't think you have a choice
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:04, archived)
# ...also
FUCK!!!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# That's awfully good, old chap!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:45, archived)
# well, I thought they turned out pretty good
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Prolly Bindun
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:23, archived)
# but he's in germany
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:31, archived)
# He is clearly
A colonial oppressor. (and you're lucky my router stayed up long enough for me to reply, it has been managing minutes today)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:35, archived)
# Religious is stupid...
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:37, archived)
# Hence all the gaijin performing "christian" marriages.
Sorry gaigokujin

And Yay Router!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:18, archived)
# YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY A MAN'S GOD-GIVEN CROISSANT!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:23, archived)
# YOU CAN HAVE MY CROISSANT WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY WARM, SMUG, HANDS
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:31, archived)
# To both of you
I can if I'm a Syrian, croissant stealing nutjob.

Remember, they have the chouxbomb
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:36, archived)
# 400px just in case
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:46, archived)
# She should probably get that looked at.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:06, archived)
# she can look at it herself with eyes like that
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:17, archived)
# yeah but, only one eye at a time
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:25, archived)
# serious depth perception
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:31, archived)
# Bifocal...one might say.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:34, archived)
# silly
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 2:02, archived)
# this appears to be 100% anatomically correct.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 3:06, archived)
# This woman been spanged excessively.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 2:57, archived)
#
It's Splice again.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:19, archived)
# imagine
getting a blow job off her, nice
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:21, archived)
# Looks like a Front Page Orphan.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:21, archived)
# i find this very sexeh for some reason
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 2:21, archived)
# Andrew's wife
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 3:29, archived)
# Thorsonofodinorgasm
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:24, archived)
# *googles source*
oooooh, you scamp ;)

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:06, archived)
# sluglips :(
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 6:49, archived)
# Cameron Diaz is looking a bit rough
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# needs more ear-eyes
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Can I has front page?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Needs more whiskers behind the eyes.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:13, archived)
# a bit of hair gel would do the trick
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:15, archived)
# Yeah, make it look like cat ears.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:16, archived)
#
still would
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# aww c'mon man!!!
give it a rest, YOU weren't even the one to notice that only one little flaw in that otherwise perfect work of genious
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:30, archived)
#
Fuck you.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:21, archived)
# Promises promises
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:33, archived)
# I resent your aggressive attitude.
There, somebody had to say it.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:08, archived)
# You realise that this board is for photoshopped images only?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
# fuck yes
reach for the staarz
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Goin' for gold.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# what a bunch o' MONGS :)
they all appear to have bladder problems :(
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:07, archived)
# A true reflection of "established members".
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# ah, so that's the trick to becoming 'established'
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:16, archived)
# I don't know.
I still don't understand it.
It's very complicated.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:19, archived)
# What we need is mofaha to draw it on a blackboard with Mr. Albert Einstein on the side pretending to discover mofaha's incredible new formula.
This could all be sorted out with chalk and logic.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 2:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Heh Heh!!
"You shouldn't be looking."
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:21, archived)
# Very nicely
I'm off for big snoozes and may the Gay Shift do it's stuff to give me treats in the morning.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:25, archived)
# Yeah, there might be 2 or 3 new threads by then.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Optimistic.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:55, archived)
# I can dream,...right?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:33, archived)
# OK, what I'm going to do is this:
I will install some kind of image creation software on my computing machine and create some images which will resurrect the gayshift without using Freebase or Flanbase.
I will do this or perhaps I will die trying to do this.

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 2:41, archived)
# Totally loving those piss stains.
I love a good piss stain me.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:38, archived)
# ENJOY!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:44, archived)
# NOW YOU'RE TALKING MIGHTY FINE PISS STAINS STILL LOOKING WARM TO ME
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Ah yes...warm and steamy.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
# If you do it right you can make it smell like Sugar Puffs.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:43, archived)
# or asparagus
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
# No Freebase and no piss stains!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:46, archived)
# damn, are piss stains the new thing then?
are piss stains the new thing then?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:10, archived)
# ear-eyes and piss stains: The New b3ta
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:23, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
gotta be better than limes and a retard with bulgy glasses.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:52, archived)
# FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:28, archived)
# You know atomic, we can live without Freebase for weeks at a time but without piss stains we would die within days.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:11, archived)
# Piss stains are just for laughs, but Freebase is serious comedy.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:19, archived)
# Fuck the Afterlife!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:40, archived)
# Not enough piss stains for my liking.
However I like the font.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 2:08, archived)
# KAPOW
 

 
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Foe-tastic!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# haha, Busey is John Jacobson
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 9:44, archived)
# oh gawd
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# my milkshake brings all the stray cats to the yard
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 10:09, archived)
# *stray cat strutz*
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ah fuck it, it's been done but I only thought to check after taking
too long to pissing around with the text

(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Arrow's going the wrong way mate
That's his chin
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
# hitch is a cock
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] silly woman, a lot of fuss about nothing



(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:55, archived)
# woo
also: yay

That must've taken a while.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:00, archived)
# about 4 hours off an on
(mainly off)
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# and now to bed, nighty night
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Farewell.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Bloody hell this is good ye fecker
On a side note Tippi Hedren always floated my boat and she is still alive so time yet!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# MASSIVE UNLURK!
HA HA! v good.

Our Cat loved Birds, he was also a total Ninja and we are just home from having the poor little bugger put to sleep, (it all only started 2 hrs ago). Anyfuckingbollocks, I Want to see Ninja Cats in memorisomething to REGGIE x
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Now I'm scared
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Reggie 4eva in are hartz x

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:32, archived)
# woo ...very nicely done
you must have spent ages training all those birds..quite im-peck-able :)

click
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:03, archived)
# *Drops jaw*
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:26, archived)
# wow, you talented SOB! :D :D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 2:21, archived)
# super
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 8:18, archived)
# Hahaha - this is ace
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 9:47, archived)
# If you keep watching
You can make the bird on top of the roundabout change direction.

Oh, and FUCKING AWESOME!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 15:26, archived)
# I was skeptical of your claim...
...but after a few moments I convinced myself that the crow was rotating in the opposite direction! That was mental!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:35, archived)
# That is brilliant - even by your standards
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Soup herb!
Great work and well deserving of a click
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
#
I can imagine crows actually doing this. Their intelligence is awesome.

Brilliant.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Envy is not a healthy emotion
..but that is stunningly well done
(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:26, archived)
# excellent!
funny and very, very clever.
(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 18:24, archived)
# stunning!
great work,sir!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:42, archived)
# As requested by Q4Nobody
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:18, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Surely that song is due for another remix release by now?
Also, in this video the lady in the yellow skirt is rather lovely, I reckon.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Would you like another lump of bromide in your tea? Dirty boy.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Very much so.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# the fressshest move i ever saw
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Someone really requested this?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:08, archived)
# well, not so much a request as an expression of fondness
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Very low teste location.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:20, archived)
#
As requested by "nobody"
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Requested how?
Love those Pixar shorts ;)
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:41, archived)
# also
Is there anyone on here who's handy with Adobe Illustrator?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# wait right there
while I fetch my anglepoise lamp...
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:12, archived)
# No reason.

(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:58, archived)
# oh my -- that is all of teh sexeh!
NSFW!!!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Ahhh, you know what's goin' on, man
:D
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:06, archived)
# My grandson saw this. MY GRANDSON!!!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:07, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOUR GRANDSON!
OMG!

OMG

YOUR GRANDSON!

YOUR GRANDSON SAW IT!

It's also too brown, really, isn't it?

edit: Come to think of it, I don't like the font
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:11, archived)
# SHIT! I'm turning into a dog :((
It looks all greyscale to me
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Don't worry, depending on your species of dog you'll see some colour.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:18, archived)
# u mean 'color'?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:19, archived)
# No U!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Never let your Grandson see the Image Challenge they messed up
Never!!!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:59, archived)
# BOXES OF LARD
WHOLE BOXES OF LARD
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:22, archived)
# That's right, now the whole family can use lard for it's purpose any day of the week.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:24, archived)
# for it is purpose?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Yes
FOR!
IT IS PURPOSE!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:00, archived)
# I WANT A LARD PORPOISE
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
# :o
NO NOT ALLOW LARD PORPOISE INTO DETERGENT

DILUTED PORPOISE MISHAP!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:49, archived)
# can a lard porpoise even swim underwater?
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# is there a new 3 lashes per eye rule ?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Not sure with this if it's better to give than receive
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:01, archived)
# It may be kinda hard to tell which is which
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Half man- half injection molding machine. His lilfe was intense, but confused.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:15, archived)
# He loved to make household objects though
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] One of the more obvious cameos
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:19, archived)
# que? :P

(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:24, archived)
# si
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Celebrating another front page, I see
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:36, archived)
# O.O :D :D :D
*checks front page*

(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:39, archived)
# *suicides*
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:41, archived)
# judging by your pic
i can see how you don't have much trouble tossing cement around
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# also
would
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:43, archived)
# I'm trying to breathe some LIFE into this DEAD DEAD site... *leaves*
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# come back!!!
I like a sturdy girl
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:54, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:57, archived)
# ok, yeah!
actually
FUCK OFF!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:09, archived)
# ...I did....Now I'm FUCK ON!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Sweet, sweet Ultra-Brine® Prawn Ale...
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# This HAS to be made!

One ogres quest to defeat the Nazi Occupation of North Africa...
...
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# starring wayne rooney, i presume?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
#

(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# pfff
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Rommel-buster ftw
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Dear mods ect.................
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:47, archived)
# if you see a mod coming...
play dead
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# lies On my back....
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:52, archived)
# *tickles tummy*
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Purssssss.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# ewwwww...do you know who you're talking to?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# width=400
Quick add this
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Done ;-)
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Fit for purpose :-)
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# fiddler on the roof has never been acted by cats before
you could be onto something
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Pedro cat queen smash face invisable beards will be in high demand...
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# i recognise the eyebrows
but are those my ears?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# The one on the left is yours and the one on the right is a bit of yours and the queens as far as I can tell
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# ah, right
i am very angry right now. hid 20 quid and my bank card inside a photo frame at my mum's house, so i couldn't get my hands on it if i felt like a pint. just went to get it to pay a bill and the photo frame is broken, my bank card is missing and my cash was folded up and wedged under the foot of the dresser. i think my brother is a thieving cunt who almost got caught in the act :(
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Sounds like rum doings.....
Why would he take the card but not the cash though
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# my guess is
either he heard someone and panicked, or he was waiting to see if anyone said anything about the card before taking the money, thus hiding it under the dresser. he owes on all kinds of payday loans that he and his girlfriend get every weekend for booze and drugs. fortunately, my bank account is bone dry and i've got no overdraft, so he can't get anything out, even if he did know my pin number. once he realises this, i expect my card to just turn up somewhere convenient, like down the back of the couch.
fuck, i'm proper angried up, i'm off home.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Hope you get it sorted...
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Ugh get those butterflies off my face
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Hate it when butterfies try to shag my eyes....
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Fluttery Slags
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Saw 3 outside earlier.....
2 chasing one, think it might have been gang rape..
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Me me me me me meme
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha, FP this now!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# I keep checking!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:11, archived)
# I like how Pedro put the whiskers BEHIND the eye.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Only a photoshop genius like Pedro could have managed it....
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Now tell me why Chewbacca has a Pedrocat mask on.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# It's just to keep him alive untill Han managers to erect the emergency shelter
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# i find this very sexeh for some reason

(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:25, archived)
# That's old now.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# I'll gaz pedro and get him to do something new....
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# There is a new newsletter out right now
Sorry for the inconvenience.

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue592/
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# you're slow, i've already read it.
slowie.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Dangles
with joy
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# *arrests face*
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Yay
Cheers NotRob
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Checks Image Compo
It cannot and must not happen again!!!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Alfred Hitchcock was outstanding in his field.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha....stop the compo
it's getting far too silly
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Alfred Pitchfork
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# : )
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
What a twat!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Sythe-co
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] HaHa!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Change Alfred to Norman, and it will be perfect.
Change the house to the Bates Motel too, and it will be perfect.
Oh, and change the pitchfork to a knife, and then it will be perfect.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# You're right on all accounts!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!.......Pedro and Atomic an "item"....pics!!
pages 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# arf!
he's just following the 'keep your friends close, keep your enemas even closer' mantra
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Which one is mofaha, friend or enema?
What am I saying?.........Obviously the latter!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# :D well placed
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
but which one's which?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# IT'S NOT REAL !
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha
the lady doth protest
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# It is warm today...think I'll wear a skirt...OoooLaLa!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Honeymoon pic here...
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# I am building a cupboard of steel, and you will stay there...FOREVER!!!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# A new home!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# ONE OF US, ONE OF US
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Checks the front pages.....
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# I understand the Home Office is launching phase 2 of its campaign soon.


Shameless use of generator is shameless
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Woo!!!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
But that's what the first one said wasn't it?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# The feedback was that the message was a bit muddled on the vans.
Simpler language, catchier slogan, and wider circulation this time round. Should have people battering their neighbours across the country within a week.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# heh !
fucking government twats
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# What larks
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Only to endure a night of terror as a homicidal Lenny Henry roams the corridors.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent....
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# it's always good to find a happy medium
(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:01, archived)

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