You...
...my dear friend, have access to the MOST bizarre
photo reference library in the world! :) WOO
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:25,
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photo reference library in the world! :) WOO
Yes, I think I have.
I think I have.Wanna see...?
FWM Image Resource
:D
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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FWM Image Resource
:D
The time is:
now
The question is:
any ideas for the newsletter title today?
I think I may be able to not have Yahoo Groups send it out with massive great ASCII codes wedged everywhere this week, which would be nice.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:57,
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The question is:
any ideas for the newsletter title today?
I think I may be able to not have Yahoo Groups send it out with massive great ASCII codes wedged everywhere this week, which would be nice.
But it does. Semen can be used as invisible ink... Every gentleman has his own ink well.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:49,
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so hot off the presses that it's burnt a hole in some African migrants boat.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:20,
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Don't care
But SURELY this needs to be the image challenge....
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2111483
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:21,
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b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2111483
B3ta Towers to shut down over disagreement on how to spend budget : rob says fruit pastilles, cr3 says wine gums
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:25,
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Ignore 2.0 - the new solution for when you have lost an argument
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:28,
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newsletter should be read at high volume, preferably in a residential area
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:16,
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Could we get Brian Blessed to read out the newsletter one week
for the benefit of the hard-of-hearing?
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:50,
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The Guardian are asking people to design the front cover for morrisey's new book
(Props to Danabnormal for noticing and popping it on /links).
Thought I would make it topical too:
Edit: www.b3ta.com/links/Morrisseys_autobiography_Design_your_own_front_cover
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:34,
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Thought I would make it topical too:
Edit: www.b3ta.com/links/Morrisseys_autobiography_Design_your_own_front_cover
Irish black pudding in Lancashire?
IRISH?
Wars have started over less.
Bury Black Pud or nothing round these parts, m'laddo.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:17,
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Wars have started over less.
Bury Black Pud or nothing round these parts, m'laddo.
Haha!
Of course you're right. Artistic licence is my only excuse (and that a Bury one wouldn't have quite looked right) ;)
Hot off Bury market - best ever!
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:36,
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Hot off Bury market - best ever!
i'm now having a couple of dispair biscuits
as i weep into my tea.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:18,
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Mexican chicken sandwich
that blew my head off, so I washed it down with a tin of 7-up
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:15,
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for the old(er) school
this challenge cries out for Olivier8, Euroloon and the mighty sausagebird
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:42,
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How sad that this only had a few replies
I had an eggy roll with lots of leaves followed by a Bakewell tart and a cup of tea.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:54,
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Yes it was a shame - and I got called off to do some w*rk after posting so couldn't really do justice to the few replies it stimulated.
Anyhow. Braw.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:01,
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I know, but one could be forgiven for the confusion...
Also - don't google Little Britain Bubbles while eating.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:29,
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The Huffington Post guy ripped Quentin Letts a new one on Question Time, last night.
Letts just sat there looking guilty, and seemed completely incapable of formulating any kind of reply/defence.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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It's a similar thing with Fox in the States...
They are perennially incapable of underpinning any of their views with reason or evidence, but it doesn't stop them spewing forth their bile to all and sundry.
There's a post on /links which indicates that the Mail have renewed their onslaught against the BBC, presumably to try and pull the teeth from Question Time and things like this.
They had someone on Radio 4 this morning who had the neck to try and paint the Mail as victims in all this.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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There's a post on /links which indicates that the Mail have renewed their onslaught against the BBC, presumably to try and pull the teeth from Question Time and things like this.
They had someone on Radio 4 this morning who had the neck to try and paint the Mail as victims in all this.
The bitterst pill to swallow is the amount of money they've raised via ad revenue, this week.
Grime pays.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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That's it - the only way to actually hurt the Mail is by damaging readership or ad revenue, neither of which will be significantly affected by this...
The interesting thing for me is that this will be seriously worrying Cameron and co. The last thing that the Tories need just now is for Ed Miliband to be seen to grow a pair of balls. Half their election campaign is centred on continuing to paint him as a bland nobody with no stomach for a fight, and now their core supporter is providing precisely the battleground that will enable Ed to really engage with otherwaise apathetic left-leaning voters.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:56,
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The problem in that respect
is the vast majority of their online traffic comes from the USA, who couldn't give two shits about all this, and probably support them because they used the 'S' word.
Everyone in Britain could stop going to the website and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference.
The hard version, however, is still bafflingly popular and will be harder to stop.
The NotW was ultimately done in by advertisers being scared off by the Milly Dowler story.
The Milliband thing doesn't have quite the same abjectness to it, as advertisers know the vast majority of readers won't care about it, and will probably agree with it.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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Everyone in Britain could stop going to the website and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference.
The hard version, however, is still bafflingly popular and will be harder to stop.
The NotW was ultimately done in by advertisers being scared off by the Milly Dowler story.
The Milliband thing doesn't have quite the same abjectness to it, as advertisers know the vast majority of readers won't care about it, and will probably agree with it.
Which is more or less the point I'm trying to make - nil effect on The Mail, but unintentional splashback on the Conservatives.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:56,
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I realised
I replied after only reading the first couple of words of your post and making up the rest in my head
sorry
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:17,
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sorry
poor show, bumming a gorilla while your wife's waiting for her snake picnic
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:52,
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the thing is
i've now got lots of bangers going cold... anyone hungry?
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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I fell for your "sausage trick" last time
You're not fooling me again
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:44,
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are you in a rocking chair?
you sound like you're in a rocking chair.
ta!
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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ta!
Comp would have been over
by the time I finished this one ;)
*click
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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*click
hello sausage, my old friend
i've come to bang about with you again, (yeah, yeah, I know :P )
because a gravy's slowly leaking,
shot out some seeds while it was leaking,
and the sausage, that was planted, in my mouth,
won't come out,
within the taaaaaaaaste, of sausage
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:51,
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because a gravy's slowly leaking,
shot out some seeds while it was leaking,
and the sausage, that was planted, in my mouth,
won't come out,
within the taaaaaaaaste, of sausage
tis art
That's what I always say when caught looking at gay pr0n.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:39,
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i AM NOT SERIOUS.
i ALSO DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WORK A cAPS lOCK KEY.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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You're right!
It should be surrounded by signs saying "DANGER GLASS"
and the signs sholdn't have any sharp edges.
Oh yeah and a few security guards around in high vis to keep everyone safe.
That should do it I think.
Oh.. you meant..
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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and the signs sholdn't have any sharp edges.
Oh yeah and a few security guards around in high vis to keep everyone safe.
That should do it I think.
Oh.. you meant..
It'd be amazing to have a sweet, tasty sausage for a nose...
tasty sausage for a nose...
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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Contrary to popular belief, Hastings in 1066 saw a benign and amicable meeting between cultures, wherein French mustard was introduced to the Great British Banger
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1086 Doomsday: Mr H Godwinson (deceased) owner of one very small sausage.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:39,
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It's a cocktail sausage. On a stick. You're not going to go around a drinks party with a socking great Cumberland on a stick are you? It's elegant, man. Elegant.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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Bloody Normans
Coming over here with their funny mustard and giving us the class system
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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Introducing poncy words like "sausage".
Erasing the original Saxon "banger".
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:30,
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god's quite slim for an all american
although he's managed to clean out that ketchup bottle, maybe he is all powerful after all?
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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and what looks like good legs.
but then, if you're god, you're not gonna be a munter are ya?
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:07,
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I expect he will want a bloody tip...
...be thankful and get back to work...god.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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That is awesome,
Reminds me of the threadless t-shirt: www.threadless.com/product/2234/Almighty_s
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:03,
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i believe she shaved them off
as twas the fashion of the times...
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:42,
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Sad ugly woman turns up in post...sad because she is ugly and only has a small sausage...I guess.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:58,
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On a theme...sort of 'distress due to a tasty sausage being just out of reach'...
...in this case his monkey hands don't work right.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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well - I thought it was amusing last night
too much beer methinks
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:15,
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too much beer methinks
I have to say...
...after just over a month on here and you're a
refreshing breath of fresh air! Keep it up sir :)
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:30,
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refreshing breath of fresh air! Keep it up sir :)
Call us old and jaded?
Pah. Back in the day we had people who were properly old and jaded.
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:35,
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Thanks - it's really appreciated :D
I've been made to feel quite welcome on /board - and was dead chuffed to get a FP after 3 weeks :D Really only been shopping for about 8 weeks, and giffing for 3 - so things are still rough around the edges and often shaky ;)
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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Our pleasure!
Only 8 weeks ans 3 for gifs!! Jeeze, you're gonna be unstoppable!! :)
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Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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Don't let Pedro see this. He's never had a FP.
Also, that's enough grooming for today fellas.
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