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# Yeehaw!

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Fake.
No bridge.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:10, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Oh!! JJ's back!! :D Did you read my message?
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Fire...
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:47, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Eek mind the fin :D
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Ride 'em, sharkboy!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:36, archived)
# ride'm
*mindpiss
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Sea World just got interesting
laser on head not working :(
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:59, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Awww YEAHHHHH!!!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:30, archived)
# MPs pay rise ... "Everybody else's goes to 1%. Ours goes to ELEVEN. That's ten higher..."
SpinelessTwats
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:59, archived)
# I expect bankers are not in with everyone else
They twisted their knobs completely off
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Austerity is only for little people
We are all in it together. Like fuck. And they wonder why people are so dis-engaged with politics.

BTW Nicely done

.........continues to rage
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
# ^this^ sadly...
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:50, archived)
# properly unbelievable
it's like they're testing just how far they can bend us over before we snap
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:46, archived)
# but this is an independent body recommending this, not the MPs
do you seriously think they'd try this shit if they had any control over the process? They know how pissed off everyone is already.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 15:50, archived)
# why are we not marching down there to kick fuck out of them?

it's beyond a fucking joke now
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:09, archived)
# yup
They've managed to overturn other peoples' pay agreements, why not their own?
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:24, archived)
# and another
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Excellent work as always
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:37, archived)
# I find this post both topical...
and humorous and I will therefore be clicking on the 'I like this!" link :-)
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 20:19, archived)
# k
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:55, archived)
# haha, he's the life and soul
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Been there, done that, buys this as the t-shirt :)
woo
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:27, archived)
# belms!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Ning.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:32, archived)
# yiffy girl has assumed the position
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:59, archived)
# It's Christmas.....
(or just Monday)

Edit: wait....is that why I was immediately assigned the reindeer icon?!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:01, archived)
# I think the icons are random or at least based on which number icon you had before
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:48, archived)
#

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:27, archived)
#

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:33, archived)
# heeeehehehehehee :D
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Timely.
I have a sore tooth realistic.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 6:34, archived)
# Rod Hull and Emu 2.0
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 6:54, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Organs! Bonus!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 4:58, archived)
# ha, well that's 2 out of 3 sorted
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 7:29, archived)
# Awful, truly awful
ha ha ha ha ha
*clicks
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] FLANTERGOOSE!!!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:49, archived)
# Ah, the Flanfield B3tageist.
Schoking stuff.

I made a hat today.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:11, archived)
# I think "Ghostwatch" was based on the case.
Congratulations on the hat. Is it a Fedora?
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:17, archived)
# That programs still gives me the shivers, even if it wasn't all that scary nowadays.
I made a Breton cap. I lost my last bought on on a bus in Dublin, so chopped up an old pair of trousers. We should have 'craft Mondays' on here...
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:38, archived)
# I'd never seen it until last night. Thought it was about time. It was crap.
It reminded me how Sarah Greene stirs my loins. Also what a lucky bugger Mike Smith is (apart from the helicopter crash, obviously).
I expect your hat is exceptionally Breton-ish. Nice one.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:56, archived)
# Yeah, I'd probably freak out like that too
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 7:29, archived)
# She don't spit :)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:55, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Great mindz and all that...
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:17, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:24, archived)
#
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#
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:28, archived)
#
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#
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:10, archived)
# i think u need penis-illin
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 3:25, archived)
# 3
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:21, archived)
# multi tasking skills ftw !!!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Not in frame: 4, 5, 6 and 7
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 19:24, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:53, archived)
# boldly
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:22, archived)
# I'm going to use this thread
when people next accuse me of posting NSFW because there's a tiny flash of skin. Somehow that would be NSFW, but this thread, replete with whacking great cocks, is totally fine.

(Hint to mods, if we have any left: I am not suggesting we make CDCs NSFW. I do, however, like talking in acronyms.)
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:50, archived)
# fuck me i'm on fucking fire
i'll have to make me a picture or two after work
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:50, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:13, archived)
# Crabby Handles!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:31, archived)
# happy ferkin candles !
: D
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:35, archived)
# I didn't bother reading past 'NSFW', however I am now VERY angry.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:01, archived)
# hahah!
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 2:56, archived)
# She's definitely considering it

The lengths these pop stars go to to out do each other
First Miley twerks Santa now Jerky J is bumming a Dalek
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Nice....
IN....SE...MI..NATE !
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Haha.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
# ha !
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:49, archived)
# sexy tiem
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:07, archived)
#
Would
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:30, archived)
# me want snackies
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Pinky or Perky. Not sure which.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:08, archived)
# hellyeah
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:43, archived)
# WANT
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:38, archived)
# WHITE WEE-WEE!! WHITE WEE-WEE!!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:58, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:37, archived)
# I'm a Z- Lister.........
.

.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:46, archived)
# ris on too many levels :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:56, archived)
# This is Joey Essex from TV show The Only Way is Essex, who released a non-hit single called "Reem" which sounds like a paper measure.
Many questions remain, though, such as, why are they camping in a wood? Why is he being taught basic concepts as if he had been found wandering there? How do you tell the time by inspecting some dirty leaves?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Okay so it is not a very good joke.... meh
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:15, archived)
# No, I get the feeling it's a pretty good joke.
Needs further study, eventually I'll get it.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Prolly not worth the effort !
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:26, archived)
# I liked it!!
Keep up the good work x
(Re-lurks)
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 6:11, archived)
# DE-ris - maybe !
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:13, archived)
# ah, and ugh
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ancient pea

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:23, archived)
# He looks very disappointed
maybe they didn't have the tees he likes
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:10, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:10, archived)
# amazing cat-o-vision
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Wowsers
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:48, archived)
# \o/
Acid trails.
'click'
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:33, archived)
# still not feeling festive yet
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:44, archived)
# It's about time Papyrus got some recognition around here.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:48, archived)
# it can only legally be used for Biblical lols
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Carry On Hitler
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:15, archived)
# More of this!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Send Panzers to the rear
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Should have used late rooms !
woo btw
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:43, archived)
# haha excellent
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Ahahaha!
That's ace
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:18, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:06, archived)
# B
rilliant
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:46, archived)
# Doh!
4 years ago...

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Great Idea For A Christmas Present?

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Phil McAvity?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Phil Uranus?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Co written by Ben Doon I presume ?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Asian guy; Poon Tang
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Safety Last


Click for bigger (325 kb)

For all the laughs me and my dad had, watching Harold fanny about so clverly.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Took me a while to spot it!
Woo
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Quite subtle there
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:37, archived)
# He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.
Harold Lloyd was great, and this stunt is all the more remarkable for the fact he's missing a sizeable chunk of his right hand.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:37, archived)
# it's also a fantastic example of great location, careful camera work and excellent cuts
he's only a few feet above lots of mattresses, yet almost everyone believes he did the stunt with nothing below him and the street
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Hooray for Harold Lloyd, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-dah-da.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:02, archived)
# the stuff childhood joy is made of
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Harold Lloyd on tv
Do you remember the version with the added voice over, with a high yackety-yacket-jack American accented man speaking over the pratfalls? That was the one I saw first, and I think I preferred it.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Yep!
Childhood memories :) Those shows introduced me to the man. I ended up preferring the full movies when there was a Harold Lloyd season on BBC2 one Christmas, but I still like the music of the old yackety yak show :)
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 8:12, archived)
# Ray!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Haha it took me a while.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:45, archived)
# old school jackie chan, he was
he was
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Very nicely done.
Can I put this entry here?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 8D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Perfect!
Top-right corner guy is excellent.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
a real WTF expression happening there
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:47, archived)
# ha, seeing it on that scale could kill a man
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:08, archived)
# No
Get your gape off my entry...
Doh...
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Took too long. I keep looking for Teh Quo with some of these
Oh yes Woo!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Happy to oblige.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Haha thank you
Have a click
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Likewise
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Also happy to oblige
I knew it was missing something ;)


Click for bigger (326 kb)

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Woo
most subtle
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 15:28, archived)
# it lookd so REEL on th Ebaynets
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:48, archived)
# dis sega aint got no usb_________________________________________________________________________________________________




spotify:track:08csg8nKfSKS7dHB8hJ4Dq (POWER by Kanye West)
Sweetest Gooch Gap Breadth?







spotify:track:4WHPdjmqPvlAVqZZhq5RAt (Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer)
spotify:track:0Vf1BOZfIxegU2giXCYL5z (Addicted To Love by Robert Palmer)

spotify:track:62hBlYO2XuSsucNkIsqGEN (Rock 'N' Roll Mercenaries by Meat Loaf)
spotify:track:51TG9W3y9qyO8BY5RXKgnZ (Symphony Of Destruction - 2004 Digital Remaster by Megadeth)
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/qube_capture_chrimbus_special.jpg

spotify:track:3VowFZMqNlHzSIa2MA2kwM (Duke Nukem by Megadeth)

spotify:track:31RpaRn0Ro9mogJDyxw5rG (Pink Bat by Melvins + Lustmord)
spotify:track:5ds1bYRrP92RCpMjc6J1X1 (Safety Third by Melvins + Lustmord)


spotify:track:1Qg0qMdIuRrhiGdfxAa1fG (Second Night by Vidna Obmana & Asmus Tietchens)


spotify:track:7aABDgo6eC3LjvogstWaE7 (6/8 War by Leftfield)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:54, archived)
# TetrisTutu
rarest of the Nintendongs
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Waaay better than the GBA version.
imjussayin
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Sega ain't got no tail at all
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:19, archived)
# It takes a deuce to Dubal-Dutch!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:25, archived)
# I want my Fucking vote!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:27, archived)
# what do you want to vote about, please pick one of the following;


Logans

Slogans

Hogans

Logans

Various Cheddars

Swine Salmon Sustenance
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Gooch gap breadth
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:32, archived)
# COMPLIANCE
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:33, archived)
# MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING!
I'M BLEEDING OUT MY FUCKING BALLS!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:03, archived)
# HELLO, SUSAN?
- yes

I'M BLEEDING OUT MY FUCKING BALLS, SEND HELP!

....

SUSAN? SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:14, archived)
# SUSAN?
SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?1??21\11!!!

flipped me for real


spotify:track:1mtkboz04C7uVWs35Lc8Mk (Idolatrous Apostate by Melvins + Lustmord)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Chode or GTFO
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:04, archived)
# suave chode
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:11, archived)
# What news story have I missed now?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Nintendo owns the copyright on all paper products
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Alot of this going on I think....
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:37, archived)
# idiot teenage dad bought an XBoxone on Ebay but lol, he didn't realise he was buying a photo
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:37, archived)
# I LIKE SPACE-AGE WHIZKIDZ
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:03, archived)
#
I'd be pissed of too, that photo quality is terrible.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 8:58, archived)
# Kids these days got no imagination
save a fortune in batteries anyway :)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:27, archived)
# THAT BOY LOOKS CHEERFUL
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Caveat emptor.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Si in nuto poke per a virga.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Best of all the biscuits

With the possible exception of arse biscuits.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:43, archived)
# are you gonna take me home tonight?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:49, archived)
# I like the sound of laundry biscuits
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:08, archived)
# I want to book a trip to Wow Land
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Hey I have shitestyle I'll have you know :(
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:28, archived)
# FUNNY HOW YOUR USERID HAS BECOME A HOUSEHOLD WORD
...BUT WITH RELATIVELY FEW POSTS
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:53, archived)
# I'll buy a punnet
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:32, archived)
#
spotify:track:08g3El50N7i5y14fVRfJPd (Rhythm Nation by Janet Jackson)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:45, archived)
# top tune
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Aaaa-aaah
spotify:track:2xWOais8oy8V5XJ7wccA5W (Any Dream Will Do by Jason Donovan)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:51, archived)
# ha, I'll pass on that one
also, Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin
spotify:track:4lAnpiPDvKqpJGK38ax35t
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Aaa-ahhh
sing along now

spotify:track:60kLSSanmTab79mmkgvY9T (Pitbull by Jega)

ed: Unexpected Funk

edd#: Ahhh, I see, the sample, nice one.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:53, archived)
# such cheery outfits
like happy little mountaintops
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:10, archived)
# arf!
Great action!
*copies*
*is sent out of the living room by wife*
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:11, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:13, archived)
# absolutely
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Some people are at work, you know.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:15, archived)
# ON THE LORDS DAY!?
*wraths*
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:16, archived)
# more fool them ;-)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Well, while you're making whatever self-righteous little point you were trying to
I'm sure many are adding you to their ignore list.
Well done, you!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:25, archived)
# O got deja vu !
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:27, archived)
# I have amnesia and deja vu together....
now, whenever I forget something, I get a strange feeling that I have forgotten it before!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:51, archived)
# I haven't been on 'board for a while now
Is it always like this now?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Not that I've noticed.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:29, archived)
# It's usually quieter.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:42, archived)
# it's become very complicated
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:56, archived)
# that's no way to treat a draught excluder
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:18, archived)
# what - give it to Michael Grove ?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:19, archived)
# wouldn't give him the steam off my shit
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:36, archived)
# why not, they work as hard as anything else!
Don't they deserve a little reward?
=]
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:22, archived)
# yes
but think of the friction burns!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:37, archived)
# >_<
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:46, archived)
# and now i have feet to massage :(
'bye!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:50, archived)
# panto dame eyebrows
I'd expect nothing less from him
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:08, archived)

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