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[challenge entry] Silent Night, Holy Fright
Holy Fright
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:24, archived)
# Widescreen deleted
I saw that and will report it to the authorities while clicking

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ahahaha shit
that means I deleted my 1000th post bugger!

Decided the Widescreen was better than the narrow version I had up originally so swapped them out and wiped the 'spare' my 1000th post.



He looks more creepy in the widescreen one somehow he really glares out of the picture (as well as everywhere else) - must be the balance of elements or some guff.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:57, archived)
# happy 1000 postmas
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 1:14, archived)
# Nice round ass...FIGURE...figure..not ass....1000 posts, I mean......ass....FIGURE....Jeez...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 2:01, archived)
# I knew I should have deleted that photo off the internet
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:14, archived)
# woo!
1000 posts in... 11 and a bit years. I lurked for about 5 of them though.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:08, archived)
# CHRISTLER!
I like this
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:09, archived)
# A week of lurkers coming out of the closet
And this is good.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:34, archived)
# Thank you.
I just popped out of the closet to light 10.5 candles today.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:47, archived)
#
Have a heily xmas! Brilliant!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:50, archived)
# Same joke made on the News Quiz.
but who thought of it first?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Woo
A front page! Thank you, I'll have to de-lurk more often.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] oh Jeremy...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Jeremy spoke in class, today.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:28, archived)
# When Eddie said he didn't love his Vedder, you knew he was a no-good kid.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:31, archived)
# All he wanted was rock and roll, porn and a motorbike...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:59, archived)
# He was a low down, cheap little punk!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 2:33, archived)
# it's just a. cunt. to the left
and then a cunt to the righ-igh-igh-igh-igh-ight
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:02, archived)
# is that neo from matrix?
jezus what is his name? keebenanano Pheeebeeees
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:50, archived)
# GOOD NIGHT CHODE CHOCKERS
CHOCK THOSE CHODES!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:05, archived)
#

loads of stuff from the British Library www.flickr.com/photos/britishlibrary
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Barkchode.
And it cost him a hand.
Curse you, old gypsy woman!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:31, archived)
# from the original text:
".. feverish and engorged,he tried to wrestle the brute. But it buckled his grasp like a roiling boar"
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:38, archived)
# *closes book and mugs to camera*
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:43, archived)
# suave chode observation
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Got to keep an eye out for these things, Dek.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:07, archived)
# suave deluxe
praise the logans
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Good lord! A veritable goldmine, Sir!
*Edit* Is this "The Man with the Twisted Tip"?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:32, archived)
# it's from page 17 of "Capston of the marshes"
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:39, archived)
# As I suggested earlier today on links
Knew there was some good stuff to be found ( a million of anything will have some gems...)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:22, archived)
# Top man...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 1:00, archived)
# check out that glass eye
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:35, archived)
# he lost that when the angry chode spat its fury
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:39, archived)
# NOT THE CHODE SPAT
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:41, archived)
# :D
Can he spin his boater around it?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:36, archived)
# We should be told.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:52, archived)
# epic chode

spotify:track:1t3Pb9MwO9lXJf6ZgqRN0f (Refraction - Original Mix by Dextems)
spotify:track:0xe3wimkt95SuyOcQtsF3l (Cat Scratch Feat. Dean Rodell - Original Mix by Cooh)
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
spotify:track:1IlWVCgacvX5BgXuV1xsoa (My Friends by The Outside Agency)
spotify:track:3rBw1lf2oCEfZcP1mcBlh9 (Willow - Original Mix by Hedj)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:36, archived)
# She's considering it, isn't she?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:40, archived)
# the power of chode
fuckfound

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Anti-Highlander: The Suckening
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:00, archived)
# yes..ba-butt..hoverboards..it's still goof
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Gah! I feel queasy just thinking of it.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:30, archived)
# We are brothersh!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:49, archived)
# I die in the shequall..again
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Thish Flan hash phucked me from outshide.
Hi I'm Jurgen Prochnow.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:08, archived)
# Shmell like a dungheap!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Next week's compo perhaps?
Use these source pics for comedic effect or some such...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite....
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 1:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 1:14, archived)
# it's you! :D :D Have a Merry Thing!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea roast from exactly 4 years ago.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Zoolander in the year 2026.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# :D
Hansel's sex change was a disaster
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Obey my dog!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:54, archived)
# she can smell his gooch
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 4:57, archived)
# Snowball fights are no fun with him...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Jingle balls, Jangle all the whey
fa-la-la-la doodah day
tis the season to comb badgers
fa-la-la-la doodah day
CHRISTMAS YEAH!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:43, archived)
# A Merry Easter, Bar Mitzvah, Cock, Fuck Egg!!!!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# HAPPY WHATEVER!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Neo's such a ruiner.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:47, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:03, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:42, archived)
# :-) brill
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:53, archived)
# That's fantastic!
clicks madly
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:24, archived)
# excellent
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# PLEASE MEME THIS - White House Typo
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:38, archived)
# Ooh
Let us make fun of a typo and at the same time pour scorn on an idea that allows everyone to have access to healthcare that doesn't bankrupt.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:41, archived)
# alright Pot
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:50, archived)
# alright Mr H
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:56, archived)
# The internet has already beaten us to it, Woodkovsky.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Oh do please fuck off you tiresome cunt.
If I wanted to join in attempted ridicule of someone who seems to actually be trying to achieve change in the face of (usually republican backed) vested self interest groups, then I'd decide what I'd shop, when I'd do it and how myself.
EDIT: ...and probably rather badly.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:54, archived)
# I guess you vote redneck moneyman
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Me meme bitch!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:28, archived)
# *MEMES*
now what? I've got meme all over me now :(
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:42, archived)
# the cat is wondering where the fish is
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Roll up, roll up, all the fun of the fair
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Well, if we're being fussy about language...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Hahah yes
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:02, archived)
# I've been using socialised healthcare
Go on, I bet that makes you want to touch yourself with rage.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:10, archived)
# 6 years

spotify:track:0xe3wimkt95SuyOcQtsF3l (Cat Scratch Feat. Dean Rodell - Original Mix by Cooh)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Journo trying to drum up a story?
Or just another spammer?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:37, archived)
# you have just ruined easter
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:30, archived)
# Sweet
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:35, archived)
# ARTZ!
Jack Whitehall at a funeral
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:44, archived)
# is that a penis?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Bet the back page doesn't have Lucozade Sport on it.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa brought you your flag!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Reminds me of
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:34, archived)
# welcome - shop a kitten n so forth
click the L and then this
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hey guise i have done a picture that i think should win the compo
EDIT: just getting it ready for the fp that'll save the mods a bit of work LOL! :)))))))
EDIT EDIT: oops it looks a bit stretched now lol! soon fix that lol :)

Click for same size
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:51, archived)
# i think you'll agree it needs to be that size so you can appreciate the subtleties in it
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:52, archived)
# can you make it abit bigger?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:53, archived)
# BIGGER BIGGER !!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Feckin' laptop tipped of me knee with that one ;)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:25, archived)
# i've seen wider
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:46, archived)
# This is too big, please remember some of us are still on dial-up.
From the FAQ: "For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable."
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:01, archived)
# ITS DISCO THREAD TIME!

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:11, archived)
#

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
# *sulks* where is b3ta? :(
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Mumma do the hump, humpity hump hump humpa dumpa pumpa hump BATMAN!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:24, archived)
# IM FIRING THE KITTEN CANNON!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:36, archived)
# *BOOMS*
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Slowly drowning beneath a deluge of "b3ta is dying" posts.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:33, archived)
# But all in one post :)
DISCO DISCO DISCO!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:42, archived)
# jump, jump, jump...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:13, archived)
# this makes me smile more than it should
Woo and a Yay for you!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# It is Friday after all...

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:28, archived)
# WOOT WOOT WOOT

ITS TIME TO GURN
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Square, like a parsnip.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:51, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Yay
I love that album.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:57, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:32, archived)
# DISQUO TIME!

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:34, archived)
#

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Musico foldoers!

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:37, archived)
# MOARE!

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:38, archived)
# are you?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Look into my eyes...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:41, archived)
# *deluxe tin foil hats*
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:43, archived)
# To Plymouth......


(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:45, archived)
# RAH

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:55, archived)
# MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE???
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:25, archived)
# ah ah ah a flan-u-like
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:40, archived)
# No idea why...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:45, archived)
# THE ROOM IS MELTING
WOO WOO WOO!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:56, archived)
# think it was a bat thread thingy wotsit...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:08, archived)
# I have that exact same hat
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:41, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:48, archived)
# WUB WUB WUB WUB
DISCO DISCO DISCO
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:54, archived)
# :o
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:10, archived)
# ALL HAIL DISCOMEATS!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Aww... he's found someone for xmas...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# she doesn't seem very happy about it
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:10, archived)
# FLANFACE!
(is that kylie mini-a-goo?)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:26, archived)
# FLANELLE
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:27, archived)
# FLANGELA
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:34, archived)
# FLAGINA
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:00, archived)
# FLANGANA
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:02, archived)
# FLANNY
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:05, archived)
# FLANGITA
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:44, archived)
# FLANGISSA
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:56, archived)
# FLANFLAN and the FLANFLANFLANAGAINS
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:56, archived)
# lulz
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] He certainly did.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:17, archived)
# ARSE!!!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:26, archived)
# GIRLS!!!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:47, archived)
# DRINK!!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] NEEDS MOAR CATS.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:20, archived)
# *brings gold, frankincense and crusha*
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:35, archived)
# *cod, frankinsense and purrs?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:50, archived)
# SCIENCE!!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Keep forgetting to post this...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# FINALLY \O/
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I was waiting for someone to do this
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:35, archived)
#
been done already
b3ta.com/board/11037711
*wipes piss from chips*
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Basingstoke

Basingstoke
Basingstoke*


* caution advised
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Basingstokeception
Amazing!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Modern baroque
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:33, archived)
# gothic revival jewellery based on the design of a christmas jumper
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:09, archived)
# too brown
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:21, archived)
# It's not Christmas until Dennis Franz.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Good old Dennis!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41, archived)
# I LIKE THIS!
very much indeed!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:50, archived)
# God, you're amazing
I thank Dark Hams for your presence here, and you keep getting better and better.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Dokken
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Such a nice man at this time of year
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I love this
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:30, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:08, archived)
# i'll get you butler
*shakes fist*
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:22, archived)
# haha
yes indeed!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:48, archived)
# IT'S CHRISTMAS!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:17, archived)
# my ladyfriend
says this should be a christmas card.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Lucky Mermaid.
I just draw the mermaid.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:13, archived)
# BOILING PISS
I don't sure why though
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:17, archived)
# :D yeah maybe.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Priest is full of hot, steamy love
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:17, archived)
# XD Exactly.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:29, archived)
# YOU'RE BLOODY WARPED!!!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:20, archived)
# ...Razor?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:31, archived)
# That's not what it means.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Wibble
wibble.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:33, archived)
# *luff*
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:42, archived)
# I see the start of a very beautiful friendship
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Of course!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:02, archived)
# HOT PISS!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha XD
dynamic!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:01, archived)
# and then
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Don't eat her ^_^;
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know why
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:38, archived)
# BOING
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:22, archived)
# .
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:10, archived)
# oh hai familiar condom! :D

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:28, archived)
# wh*re the fuck is everyfucking*ne?

apologies to everyfuckingo*e who is here, obviou*ly...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They know what you want for Xmas
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Snowden's not on their list this year...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Keep a very close watch on that "Rudolf the Red"
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:28, archived)
# excellent but
If anyone is listening to my conversations I would like to think they were drinking cups of tea
not that Yankee sugar water
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
# They know...
...if you've been bad or good..."
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Peace off
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:49, archived)

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