QUESTION OF THE WEEKAfter a week off, it's time to choose the next Question of the Week.
(Nearly) Every week, we ask a question, the funniest and best answers going into the newsletter. Choose from the following suggestions, all of which are self-explanatory...
* I regretted it the next morning
* Things I wish I'd never seen / heard my parents do
* I spied on someone and...
Vote ends LATER
((Nearly) Every week, we ask a question, the funniest and best answers going into the newsletter. Choose from the following suggestions, all of which are self-explanatory...
* I regretted it the next morning
* Things I wish I'd never seen / heard my parents do
* I spied on someone and...
Vote ends LATER
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:06,
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...I spied on my parents and saw/ heard them doing something unspeakable; I regretted it the next morning.
There you go. All options covered in one sentence.
(,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:35,
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There you go. All options covered in one sentence.
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MAKE A MONSTER
This weeks image challenge is a real world object challenge, make a monster from the things you find lying around you and post up a photo. (suggested by monkeon)
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:44,
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Domos are probably quite a good tipfor the compo - they are easy to make.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:39,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make a monster"){kind=small}
Domo isnt a monster....but his ghost isrp from yonks ago
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:58,
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how many do you have curently
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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That barcode's takin' some chewing :)
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:59,
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ahh, indeed, yes!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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I hope you're not mad that I was able to bring your face back to how you look IRLEDIT: Happy Candles --
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 1:42,
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Four nostrils.Wait a sec, the hare-lip looks like boobs.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 2:13,
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everything, in the right light, looks like boobs PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 4:07,
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I ask again.(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 5:12,
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The last one receives the combined power of all the others that were killed.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 7:13,
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oh go on thenI'll roll another
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:29,
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Everyone is so smart.What flag is that? Colarado?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 5:45,
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Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss, Old Fat Furry Catpuss-y
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 23:03,
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why haven't you been banned yet PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 23:07,
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I love tunnels! Even the outdoor canyon type!
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 5:44,
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LMAOLooks a bit saggy, there. o-O
Also HULLO SIR!
(Also HULLO SIR!
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:45,
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neat!*click*
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 21:39,
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Guess it's time to air this one out.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:17,
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to you :)
I'm just going to pretend this is forever.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 5:35,
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srs question.As an American, I am curious as to when do they have a New Year's Day with the metric system?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 22:42,
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My maths is a bit off,and I am a bit pissed, but I thought base 60 was pretty much universal in any place they measure using the Gregorian collander. Happy birthday bishes!
(
Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:28,
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and that's just my dinner:)
Happy everyone 2014!
(Happy everyone 2014!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 18:09,
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Those idiots! There's an obvious market for Toilet Rhinoceros/we must have been raised around the same ridiculously irritating time to be alive BLOG
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 18:20,
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wrong wrong wrongunicorns are very hungry underfed rhinos!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 20:06,
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"Toilet shark" sounds good"Just when you thought it was safe to go to the loo"
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 18:43,
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"For a Great White Toilet, use Toilet Shark"
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:53,
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Don't bother - the A side's alright but the B side's awful.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:12,
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One of Peter Gabriel's less successful etc drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:15,
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Just one flaw that resulted in rejection of the product- shit goes from the toilet onto the walls.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:15,
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Nice nozzle action! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:54,
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*hovers mouse over link**hesitates*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 20:15,
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The market just wasn't mature enough for Toilet Platypus®
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 21:20,
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oh my! the '®' would indicate that Toilet Platypus® is already a registered trademark.
*researches*
(*researches*
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 22:40,
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"The turds have solidified in my, er, gut. What's the technical term for the gut? Al-something canal...?""Alimentary, my dear Watson."
(
R.Soul hmmm,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:45,
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when holmes covered watsons arse with lemon merangueWatson asked what he was doing…homles said 'lemon entry my dear watson' ooof!
(
boff FL OZ,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 20:24,
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Is it just me or does Sherlock look like 'Bones' from Superted?
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 1:16,
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fucking hell"Hey Bra, can I haz a discunt, I arrest meth-chodes"
- denied
"k, here's ya dollar, bra"
- i'm not wearing a bra, bra
"shut the fuck up"
DOGE THE BUNTY CUNTER
(,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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- denied
"k, here's ya dollar, bra"
- i'm not wearing a bra, bra
"shut the fuck up"
DOGE THE BUNTY CUNTER
Did Santa bring you your 8-track of Shendob?Merry Earth Orbit Day, chodey.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:10,
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Pedro's so hot right now. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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i'm so big too PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 16:34,
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same to youi post and run today, there's a party about to start and i need to work on tomorrow's hangover :D
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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mery noo yere!
youtu.be/UiIfAT1advM
spotify:track:7s4maX6CqadIaR6LHM3tkn (Cult Of Personality by Living Colour)
spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:5vMDvp6nUnTYhl5NMpgOnL (All My Life by Foo Fighters)
Those are some shrooms you been chewin. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:12,
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beef jerky time!
spotify:track:0GkbmhPk7Si4vDuN4j0JTF (Coded Rhythm Talk (feat. Farma G & Chester P) by Foreign Beggars)
spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
ahaha, use this: <img width="300" src="___________________________________" height="300" />a fine triptych, this shit needs to be poasted horizontally, imjussayin, mit matching heights
spotify:track:5vMDvp6nUnTYhl5NMpgOnL (All My Life by Foo Fighters)
(,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:36,
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spotify:track:5vMDvp6nUnTYhl5NMpgOnL (All My Life by Foo Fighters)
Can someone do "Bounty The Dog Hunter" - a bar of choc hunting dogs? I really can't be bothered. Zuowan,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 6:09,
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Following a massive awareness campaign by The Daily Mail and EDLthe UK's Romanian border control is prepared just in the nick of time
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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Chatting with french catscan be a linguistic minefield
( Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:30,
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Bloody vampires coming over 'ere by bus biting our womenmake a good movie actually :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 14:53,
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Vampires on the busesAn epic of 1970's proportions.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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Stakes on a Plane? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:41,
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with added Cheeky Girls and Enigma doing the soundtrackBring it on I say
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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this becomes more fantastic :Dedit: speaking of fantastic film action, have you seen this kickstarter
KUNG FURY
if I had money I'd pledge it, but I'm skinto
(KUNG FURY
if I had money I'd pledge it, but I'm skinto
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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I have, it looks remarkably well made, better than most SyFy filmsI just hope by the time it is finished it involves some space aliens and killer sex bots.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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"I recognized your foul, garlicky stench when I was brought on board.."HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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But how will we know if they have shadows? The sun doesn't shine in the UK.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:12,
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In-jokes are never front paged
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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well, you aren't the only one to think so(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 14:02,
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it's Hekim's link, blame him/her/it PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 14:07,
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puerile new year
been an age since I attempted to do one of these, spec it's been done
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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haha I was wondering if anyone would do something with this.
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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old habits die hard god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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3 still has the manmilk dripping from his bum4 better stop getting so chummy with cock1
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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Dunno why 3 is looking so tired, think how long the 2 has been at it! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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ClickworthyWell done sir, do more.
( Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:36,
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Queues of Bulgarians entering the UK. Photo taken at Heathrow this morning.
Hot linking pics from the Daily Fail is against the rules you know:D
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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They are going to ruin the Britishculture of littering and being wasteful.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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They make good use of the diseases they catch. monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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hahaBulgarians........they all look the same to me!
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:09,
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I see that Reservoir DOS supports long filenames PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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I was depressed before,then I found this. I think it should lose,
Then I felt old for mis-quoting memes.
(Then I felt old for mis-quoting memes.
Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:33,
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what a snazzy democracy spreader you have there PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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From the Glitter CollectionI can't really take credit for this, I got this Victorian-style Christmas card from my mate Danny; the line is his. I just scanned it and 'photoshopped' the speech bubble onto it.
And would you believe, according to the back of the card this is from "The Glitter Collection".
(,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 11:26,
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And would you believe, according to the back of the card this is from "The Glitter Collection".
glitterkollektionlolz :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:02,
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First shot from the new Batman/Superman film, looks well boss
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 10:59,
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most excellentyou might want to consider changing kitty's diet
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 10:49,
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wow! it got me. :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 10:49,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTEA new year, a new Image Challenge. Take your pick from the following:
Make a Monster - A real world challenge, build a monster from stuff lying round the house (monkeon)
Carry on Christmas - Prolong the suffering and extend the festivities in to the year. Or Sid James it. (Mictoboy)
2014s Biggest News - What are this years biggest stories going to be? Make them up and show us them.
Hats 2 - It's 5 years since we had a Hat challenge, we could do another if you like. (bearpookieandhis24cansofcarlingalldaychristmasspecial)
Kick off tomorrow morning
(Make a Monster - A real world challenge, build a monster from stuff lying round the house (monkeon)
Carry on Christmas - Prolong the suffering and extend the festivities in to the year. Or Sid James it. (Mictoboy)
2014s Biggest News - What are this years biggest stories going to be? Make them up and show us them.
Hats 2 - It's 5 years since we had a Hat challenge, we could do another if you like. (bearpookieandhis24cansofcarlingalldaychristmasspecial)
Kick off tomorrow morning
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 8:58,
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Any tips on which one it'll be fixed for this week?Just so I can get on with a picture in the meantime.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:27,
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If it's hats or monsters, I've got this covered. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:32,
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some kind of monster in a hat?Have him holding a newspaper covered in snow and you're quids in
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:36,
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Can't be arsed to embroider a newspaper... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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It's a shame the number of votes doesn't correspond with the amount of effort/number of entries from that personthen it would almost be acceptable.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:35,
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I voted once (for the other one last time) but put in two entries.It's not a bad return. I mean, I could just turn the handle and crank out shite for the sake of keeping the numbers up, but I'd rather just keep it to making pictures that at least amuse me, if no-one else.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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HT, I think God stole your login details to create this poll PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:07,
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Making a monster sounds fun, Smash's dragons deserves another chance alsowhich reminds me I forgot to post a pic
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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my comedy account is on the blink due to a crash on my other system so I will only be voting once this time
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 10:53,
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Carry Ons would be a good challenge.Mictoboy should suggest it again without the Christmas aspect.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 1 Jan 2014, 11:08,
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