QUESTION OF THE WEEK
After a week off, it's time to choose the next Question of the Week.
(Nearly) Every week, we ask a question, the funniest and best answers going into the newsletter. Choose from the following suggestions, all of which are self-explanatory...
* I regretted it the next morning
* Things I wish I'd never seen / heard my parents do
* I spied on someone and...
Vote ends LATER
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Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:06,
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(Nearly) Every week, we ask a question, the funniest and best answers going into the newsletter. Choose from the following suggestions, all of which are self-explanatory...
* I regretted it the next morning
* Things I wish I'd never seen / heard my parents do
* I spied on someone and...
Vote ends LATER
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I spied on my parents and saw/ heard them doing something unspeakable; I regretted it the next morning.
There you go. All options covered in one sentence.
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Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:35,
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There you go. All options covered in one sentence.
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MAKE A MONSTER
This weeks image challenge is a real world object challenge, make a monster from the things you find lying around you and post up a photo. (suggested by monkeon)
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Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:44,
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This weeks image challenge is a real world object challenge, make a monster from the things you find lying around you and post up a photo. (suggested by monkeon)
Domos are probably quite a good tip
for the compo - they are easy to make.
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Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:39,
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I hope you're not mad that I was able to bring your face back to how you look IRL
EDIT: Happy Candles --
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Thu 2 Jan 2014, 1:42,
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The last one receives the combined power of all the others that were killed.
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Thu 2 Jan 2014, 7:13,
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srs question.
As an American, I am curious as to when do they have a New Year's Day with the metric system?
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 22:42,
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My maths is a bit off,
and I am a bit pissed, but I thought base 60 was pretty much universal in any place they measure using the Gregorian collander. Happy birthday bishes!
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Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:28,
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Those idiots! There's an obvious market for Toilet Rhinoceros
/we must have been raised around the same ridiculously irritating time to be alive BLOG
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 18:20,
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"Toilet shark" sounds good
"Just when you thought it was safe to go to the loo"
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 18:43,
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Just one flaw that resulted in rejection of the product- shit goes from the toilet onto the walls.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:15,
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oh my!
the '®' would indicate that Toilet Platypus® is already a registered trademark.
*researches*
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 22:40,
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*researches*
"The turds have solidified in my, er, gut. What's the technical term for the gut? Al-something canal...?"
"Alimentary, my dear Watson."
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:45,
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when holmes covered watsons arse with lemon merangue
Watson asked what he was doing…homles said 'lemon entry my dear watson' ooof!
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 20:24,
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fucking hell
"Hey Bra, can I haz a discunt, I arrest meth-chodes"
- denied
"k, here's ya dollar, bra"
- i'm not wearing a bra, bra
"shut the fuck up"
DOGE THE BUNTY CUNTER
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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- denied
"k, here's ya dollar, bra"
- i'm not wearing a bra, bra
"shut the fuck up"
DOGE THE BUNTY CUNTER
Did Santa bring you your 8-track of Shendob?
Merry Earth Orbit Day, chodey.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:10,
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same to you
i post and run today, there's a party about to start and i need to work on tomorrow's hangover :D
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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mery noo yere!
youtu.be/UiIfAT1advM
spotify:track:7s4maX6CqadIaR6LHM3tkn (Cult Of Personality by Living Colour)
spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:5vMDvp6nUnTYhl5NMpgOnL (All My Life by Foo Fighters)
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 16:44,
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youtu.be/UiIfAT1advM
spotify:track:7s4maX6CqadIaR6LHM3tkn (Cult Of Personality by Living Colour)
spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:5vMDvp6nUnTYhl5NMpgOnL (All My Life by Foo Fighters)
beef jerky time!
spotify:track:0GkbmhPk7Si4vDuN4j0JTF (Coded Rhythm Talk (feat. Farma G & Chester P) by Foreign Beggars)
spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:18,
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spotify:track:0GkbmhPk7Si4vDuN4j0JTF (Coded Rhythm Talk (feat. Farma G & Chester P) by Foreign Beggars)
spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
ahaha, use this: <img width="300" src="___________________________________" height="300" />
a fine triptych, this shit needs to be poasted horizontally, imjussayin, mit matching heights
spotify:track:5vMDvp6nUnTYhl5NMpgOnL (All My Life by Foo Fighters)
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:36,
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spotify:track:5vMDvp6nUnTYhl5NMpgOnL (All My Life by Foo Fighters)
Can someone do "Bounty The Dog Hunter" - a bar of choc hunting dogs? I really can't be bothered.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 6:09,
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Following a massive awareness campaign by The Daily Mail and EDL
the UK's Romanian border control is prepared just in the nick of time
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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Bloody vampires coming over 'ere by bus biting our women
make a good movie actually :)
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 14:53,
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with added Cheeky Girls and Enigma doing the soundtrack
Bring it on I say
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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this becomes more fantastic :D
edit: speaking of fantastic film action, have you seen this kickstarter
KUNG FURY
if I had money I'd pledge it, but I'm skinto
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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KUNG FURY
if I had money I'd pledge it, but I'm skinto
I have, it looks remarkably well made, better than most SyFy films
I just hope by the time it is finished it involves some space aliens and killer sex bots.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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"I recognized your foul, garlicky stench when I was brought on board.."
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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But how will we know if they have shadows? The sun doesn't shine in the UK.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 17:12,
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3 still has the manmilk dripping from his bum
4 better stop getting so chummy with cock1
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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Dunno why 3 is looking so tired, think how long the 2 has been at it!
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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Queues of Bulgarians entering the UK. Photo taken at Heathrow this morning.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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Hot linking pics from the Daily Fail is against the rules you know
:D
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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They are going to ruin the British
culture of littering and being wasteful.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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I was depressed before,
then I found this. I think it should lose,
Then I felt old for mis-quoting memes.
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Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:33,
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Then I felt old for mis-quoting memes.
From the Glitter Collection
I can't really take credit for this, I got this Victorian-style Christmas card from my mate Danny; the line is his. I just scanned it and 'photoshopped' the speech bubble onto it.
And would you believe, according to the back of the card this is from "The Glitter Collection".
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 11:26,
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And would you believe, according to the back of the card this is from "The Glitter Collection".
most excellent
you might want to consider changing kitty's diet
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 10:49,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
A new year, a new Image Challenge. Take your pick from the following:
Make a Monster - A real world challenge, build a monster from stuff lying round the house (monkeon)
Carry on Christmas - Prolong the suffering and extend the festivities in to the year. Or Sid James it. (Mictoboy)
2014s Biggest News - What are this years biggest stories going to be? Make them up and show us them.
Hats 2 - It's 5 years since we had a Hat challenge, we could do another if you like. (bearpookieandhis24cansofcarlingalldaychristmasspecial)
Kick off tomorrow morning
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 8:58,
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Make a Monster - A real world challenge, build a monster from stuff lying round the house (monkeon)
Carry on Christmas - Prolong the suffering and extend the festivities in to the year. Or Sid James it. (Mictoboy)
2014s Biggest News - What are this years biggest stories going to be? Make them up and show us them.
Hats 2 - It's 5 years since we had a Hat challenge, we could do another if you like. (bearpookieandhis24cansofcarlingalldaychristmasspecial)
Kick off tomorrow morning
Any tips on which one it'll be fixed for this week?
Just so I can get on with a picture in the meantime.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:27,
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some kind of monster in a hat?
Have him holding a newspaper covered in snow and you're quids in
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:36,
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It's a shame the number of votes doesn't correspond with the amount of effort/number of entries from that person
then it would almost be acceptable.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:35,
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I voted once (for the other one last time) but put in two entries.
It's not a bad return. I mean, I could just turn the handle and crank out shite for the sake of keeping the numbers up, but I'd rather just keep it to making pictures that at least amuse me, if no-one else.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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Making a monster sounds fun, Smash's dragons deserves another chance also
which reminds me I forgot to post a pic
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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my comedy account is on the blink due to a crash on my other system
so I will only be voting once this time
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 10:53,
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Carry Ons would be a good challenge.
Mictoboy should suggest it again without the Christmas aspect.
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Wed 1 Jan 2014, 11:08,
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