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# My first post of 2014.

I gotta get back to posting stuff here again. Kept getting caught up in work last year.
Stupid bills.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:10, archived)
# I felt sorry for the guy, he stumbled and panic set in. Seems he's human after all
He did a good job apologising and promoting the company as he was meant to afterward. Still wouldn't make me watch any more of his films though :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:12, archived)
# I don't feel sorry for the money grabbing prick at all.
It irks me that he takes credit when asked "How do you come up with these unbeleivable ideas?", when the thruthful answer is: HE DOESN'T.
I'd forgive ALL of his sh*tty films if he had said "Well, I'm just a cog in a machine. I help get the writer's big ideas onto the big screen", but if he had a small enough ego to utter something like that, he'd probably have shot himself over the shame of excreting the Transformers films by now.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Maybe he'll be a little more humble and give credit to all the idea people, script writers and advisors around him now
or maybe he'll just run away when questioned again :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:31, archived)
# In fairness, it's more
taking the blame than taking the credit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha, what a trooper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)
# No-one would ever ask him "How do you come up with these unbelievable ideas?"
It's quite clear where he gets his ideas. It's mainly the original film...lets take a look at some the stuff he's helped make:
Nightmare on Elm Street (remake), Amityville (remake), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake), Friday the 13th (remake), Friday the 13th Part II (remake of a sequel)
What a dick.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)
# tis a good likeness
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Oooh…aahhhh...

Edit:Warning, may contain pun
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Can you warn us if you're doing a pun, please? Sheesh...
Edit:BEFORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Oops...
โ€ฆsoz ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Right, that's it..up to your room without your recordings of "Birds of a Feather"...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Cheers me dears
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)
# *nods (sau)sagely*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:41, archived)
# :D
o hai mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:40, archived)
# FFS
*clicks like a lunatic*

FFS nevertheless
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
# ;)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)
# Oof
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
# *groan*
/Goes off to look for a frying pan/
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:37, archived)
# ;)
Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)
# Yaaay!
That was good, that was. Well done
(dancebiscuits, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Ooh ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)
# You rang?
ย 
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Hooray!
A well deserved FP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Cheers mate
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Well done, that woman.
Top punnery
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 7:30, archived)
# Best laugh of the day :D
thx n klik
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ming The Mercileek
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# haha lovely stuff
Looks a bit Plants Vs Zombies
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Nick Cave's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)
# Mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:) most sinister!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Looks like Flash diced with the wrong Mongoleek
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Surely I'm not the only person to see that this is the Yorkshire Ripper….

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:14, archived)
# …and the Yorkshire Ripper is...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
# *screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:10, archived)
# haha yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
#
Eddie Large?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Nah still fat maradona
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
# spongebob squaresack?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Warning: May Contain Nuts
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 3:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I put a sticker on a thing


Hello /Main Board!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:25, archived)
# well, hello, b3ta user presferatu (87436)
i likes me sum things wif faces
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:32, archived)
# Hello there!
yeah, faces are mental aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:35, archived)
# too much of a good thing?...
www.flickr.com/groups/facesobjects/

...nahhh
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/8674017483/
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/sets/72157629283048791/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:38, archived)
# Well, some of those are quite tenuous. I think they could edit them down a bit.
The back of the lorry is good though.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:43, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:34, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Nicely :)
what be this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:53, archived)
# It is the effulent system from a DKS 1770 digital printer
Obviously. haha
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:56, archived)
#
I thought it was some sort of ashtray
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Well, yeah. It's a weird ass looking thing.
If you didn't know it could be anything.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Terminator 8
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Manny?
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Grim Fandango?!
Yes! That was what inspired me to draw the mouth that way.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# I found this banana in the fridge
I think it's gone bad
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:40, archived)
# dwoaot
definAtely worthy of an own thread
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Mnnnaaaahhhh
shirley knot
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:49, archived)
# SMARTEN UP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)
# Manuel I was looking at that!
nicely
(UTB, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:59, archived)
# p-p-p-p-pick up amyl nitrate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:02, archived)
# i used to love that stuff!
T.J: as you may know, i've been suffering from bad headaches for a while now. it's got to the point where i can barely look at this screen without my eyeballs wanting to explode. seeing yet another doctor today to try to sort it but, until i do, i won't be back online, it just hurts too much. don't worry, i will be back.
have fun without me! ;D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Good luck old girl

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:17, archived)
# ta :)
got to go now, doctor time!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Yup, poppers will do that to you.
I'd lay off them a bit if I were you.

And this was in my head earlier:
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:17, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:21, archived)
# and this
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
# :(
x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:33, archived)
# I had that. Waking up with really bad headaches for 5 days straight.
Went to the doctors and he referred me to an optician. Now I wear glasses but no headaches.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:40, archived)
# amputate - what my ex ex ex lovingly used to suggest when I had a bad patch of headaches
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:42, archived)
# I had a 10 day savage headache once
had many tests including a brain CT scan.......they found nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:07, archived)
# No brain!?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:43, archived)
# The eventual diagnosis was that viral meningitis had eaten it all
I couldn't sleep for 6 days+nights due to pain
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:11, archived)
# Hope all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Come back soon Smash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahaha! Beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:17, archived)
# aquatic creatures with facial hair, this weeks image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:28, archived)
#
aquatic creatures women
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:47, archived)
#



etcetera
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:49, archived)
# join the club
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:56, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:09, archived)
#

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)
# (Tenuous) Talking of which
Is this sea otter at the Monterey Bay Aquarium having a laugh?
static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/8/14/1376475821045/1b023ebd-0b22-4223-965e-161bc873e2ee-620x414.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:59, archived)
# derpy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Ahhhl bee baked...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:36, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:56, archived)
# For fuck's sake, I can't buy any magic potion off you if you're gonna keep doing that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Potatobots transform!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha!
I had a FiSH and CHiPs one, but I cannot find it :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:16, archived)
# So then, for what is 'CRiSPs' an acronym?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:18, archived)
#
Christ, another
RiS
Photo
shop.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:24, archived)
#
Coppers
Routinely
invent
Spurious
Perpetrator
Scenario



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:58, archived)
# super =)
compo!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Shorely?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Haha. Seal Protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:21, archived)
#
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Mmmm lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:53, archived)
# Action Grope
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Fear it!


Click for bigger (306 kb)
this is for all the B3tan that feared maths and French in school.
I need to explain because some people share mr Gove's intellect.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Added French
DOUBLE MONSTER!!!!
harharhar

Edit: "N'importe quoi" before some numskull says it.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:09, archived)
# I DUN SHITIN DE URINAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)
# N'importe quoi
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 1:53, archived)
# YOU!
YOU! YOU! YOU!
Attracted to French like a teenager to porn.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Is it...
...THE FEAR OF ALL SUMS?
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Bring me the Algebra of Alfredo Garcia!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Calm down Mr. Garden
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah that's well lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 1:20, archived)
# As a French math teacher,
I like this.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 6:44, archived)
# bows
In deference.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Oh well done,
You've certainly made a lot of friends with this amusing little erm... thing.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33, archived)
# On the surface they hate me
But deep down, in their souls, in their little pulsating hearts, they hate me too.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Ou est la comedie?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43, archived)
# below the surface
Actually, in this case no, the curse does not reach 0.
Now do your happy dance.
DANCE I SAID!
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Quelque part en France...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)
# NIce
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:12, archived)
# This is a puerile arts community website, not somewhere to show off your stamp collection, train spotting numbers, maths solutions etc
not somewhere to show off your stamp collection train spotting numbers maths solutions etcWhat were you expecting from us?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)
# A beat down?
I knew I was going to get a lot of,
err,
"Prison love"?

Edit: I don't mind the offence, it's all in good fun. Keep bashing me, it's my turn.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Okay, so you've dropped the soap, now do something funny with it...
so you've dropped the soap now do something funny with it...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:37, archived)
# One of the bast parts of B3ta
is how we manage to transform even the most unfunny shit, into funny shit.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:40, archived)
# With bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:47, archived)
# ?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Oi, I did the only funny maths joke on b3ta ever, I'll have you know.
I did the only funny maths joke on b3ta ever I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Wow, quite some time ago, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:56, archived)
# About x*Pi years?
Edit - during maths exam (tomorrow) iI'l give this to the prof - to amuse himself.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:03, archived)
# By all means, do.
Tell him you've been working on it since the paper was set and think you've nearly cracked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Is it:

Meat x Pastry
       √-1
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:14, archived)
# YOur denominator
Is dodgy...
Needs some i.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
# OH SHIT MAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:30, archived)
# "Trautman: I came to get my boy."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)
# FUGGIT THEN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:36, archived)
# FUGGIT NOW!! I PRESENT TO YOU - "MAN OF PEEL".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:51, archived)
# These need to be an image challenge
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2179514
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Dippy twat

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Quick and Dirty - Starship Tubers
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:21, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 1:17, archived)
# As ideas go that's half baked.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:51, archived)
# Ooooh, soldiers of today just seem to be getting younger, don't they…?
soldiers of today just seem to be getting younger don't theyโ€ฆ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:42, archived)
# 'Jambo' is 'hello' in Swahili. The Swahili language, or Kiswahili, is a Bantu language and the mother tongue of the Swahili people. It is spoken by various communities inhabiting the African Great Lakes region and other parts of Southeast Africa
or Kiswahili is a Bantu language and the mother tongue of the Swahili people. It is spoken by various communities inhabiting the African Great Lakes region and other parts of Southeast Africaincluding Tanzania Kenya Uganda Rwanda Burundi Mozambique and the Democratic Republic of Congo

There are a lot of very young soldiers in this region of Africa with massive guns

Jambo looks and sounds like Rambo

Errโ€ฆ that's it

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:48, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:59, archived)
# You lying carpet. It's because his name's Jim, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:37, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)
# EYES NEED TO BE MORE BLUE..D-
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 1:20, archived)
# Don't Push Me!!
:D Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, archived)
# Pff.
Doubly pff.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:46, archived)
# "MMNNMMNNMRRRRMMMMMMNNNNNNNUUUUUURRGHHH!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:31, archived)
# now do Yambo :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Close enough? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Is the hair blue enough?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:15, archived)
# Was tempted to do "AuntFlo - First Blood"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:52, archived)
# First perm.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:23, archived)
# I've not posted here for a while, so 'ave some of this...

Click for 700+ more thingies
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:51, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Yep
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:56, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Damn
It didn't work!:(
(gijoel, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:46, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:31, archived)
# nice....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:46, archived)
# OH FUCK
that's worse than some of mine. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
# it's not that bad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:27, archived)
# One day . . .
I shall return!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Gouda than expected
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41, archived)
# Well done
You've obviously done this very Caerphilly

HNY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:36, archived)
# POW! he's back with winner
HNYSAGDtH
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Oh dear
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 0:17, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 0:50, archived)
# My goodnes.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Q & D and not deserving,


have it anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
# purrdator
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:01, archived)
# On some level,
I hoped these would show up...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't be frightened
It's not another real sex monster.
It's my now four month old pup, wearing a blond mop head.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
# I heard he was into dogging
*drum fill, cymbals crash* Ifankyew...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
# The likeness is uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Aww
Basset Hounds have a great expression.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:42, archived)
# you sick fiend
dressing innocents up as monsters

*phones Yewtree*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:56, archived)
# *Jimmy Basset pisses on Yewtree*
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Four months old?
Do bassets age backwards like Mirth, the Scrappy-doo of Mork and Mindy?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The Blob
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:35, archived)
# You prolapsed your anus just for the compo? Now that's dedication!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:45, archived)
# I did it for Worth1000
but they banned me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:50, archived)
# He's well jel, innit? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Steve McQueen was 63 when he made that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
# *Googles*
This is a great mug shot:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Steve_McQueen.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Always liked the fact he effectively chased after himself in 'The Great Escape'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Jelly!
now that's dedication
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
# They see everything!
(Gene_Helpmann, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:23, archived)
# Haha
Yoko looks like she's getting on a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:58, archived)
# I may go and put this sign up in my local hospital....



Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:50, archived)
# it's a scratch and sniff sign too for the visually impaired
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:55, archived)
# Ewww!
I love the smell of latex and lube in the morning!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:12, archived)
# Do it :D
I was too scared to put this up in my local surgery www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/cheese_toastie_b3ta.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:55, archived)
# That is so wrong!!
hahahaha Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
# From the educational posters for doctors image challenge
some ace 'entries' www.b3ta.com/challenge/doctors/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)
# I think I missed that one....
Shame I have a few I could throw in there :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)
# Bazinga!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:50, archived)
# OH FUCK AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Oh yes
klik
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 0:45, archived)
# oh hai, familiar cheese sandwich!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:12, archived)
# YES do this {;-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:48, archived)
# and the Misters of the Universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
# glasgee, or somewhere else in that scotchland I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:12, archived)
# POW!
punched with his Goatse ring
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:15, archived)
# Sexytiem
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W19wr5rXVHk&t=94
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)
# Hold…hold…HOOOOOLD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:25, archived)
# they can take our lives but they'll never take us seriously
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)

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