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# Pax Man
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Somewhere to keep them all
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:39, archived)
# top shopping shopping!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:11, archived)
# Arf!
Ryan's Doughnut!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:20, archived)
# I saw the red button, but wasn't sure whether I was allowed to press it
but wasn't sure whether I was allowed to press it
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:26, archived)
# BWARM!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:20, archived)
# Yellow tastes great

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:21, archived)
# I once had access to 25Kg drums of it.
The chaos I could have caused.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:06, archived)
# He's clearly overdosed on Sunny Delight.
Like those orange girls.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:16, archived)
# They use every part of the pig, you know
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:17, archived)
# Mm-mmm. Fresh from Grandpa's execution bucket.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:35, archived)
# They shoot horses don't they...

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:39, archived)
# 3 times the punnage
arf!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:40, archived)
# Puntasmagorical!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:00, archived)
# Directed by Tobe Cup-a-souper.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 2:08, archived)
# smashing :)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:26, archived)
# Yes! :D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Brilliant
..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:27, archived)
# Truly inspired :-)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
I bought a moussaka from tesco the other week it did not look like the image on the tin
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)
# good lord! :D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:05, archived)
# Stoater
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:44, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 0:35, archived)
# This is my favourite!!!
(, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 21:47, archived)
# Taglines on this one work nicely
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Haha! I think this is going to be a great compo...
:D

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:18, archived)
# Starring Oliver Greed.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:06, archived)
# u rigged the challenge vote
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:07, archived)
# We aren't all like you Pedro
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:08, archived)
# i'm sorry
my analist always says i'm projecting
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:16, archived)
# Tasty
:D

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:19, archived)
# "I wanted more" - Empire
"Delicious ensemble, well served by the sauce material" - Time Out
"Tomatoes are shit" - The Mirror
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:24, archived)
# I'm bloody hungry now.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:03, archived)
# SANDWICH!
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Can it get any better
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:51, archived)
# They both kneaded the dough.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:02, archived)
#
oh no please
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:01, archived)
# now do Custard's Last Stand
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] O.K.

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 7:28, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Yep - I can only apologise...
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :D what are the chances...
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:36, archived)
# ffs.... my mind piss is back on form ;)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:38, archived)
# And don't you DARE do The Hills Have Pies ;)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:48, archived)
# it's all yours :D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Yippee ki-yay, motherginster!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Welcome to the pantry, pal!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:21, archived)
# Hello!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:30, archived)
# I can see it in your rice...
:D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:32, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:41, archived)
# He should never have left The Kormadores.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:45, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:46, archived)
# queasy like sunday morning ...
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Dhansak On The Ceiling.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:04, archived)
# Is that Lionel Rich Tea?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] First of what could be numerous apologies
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:25, archived)
# oh dear
;)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Second apology
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:30, archived)
# I'm ris'ing on that one
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:31, archived)
# A steak pie could be mistaken for a bun if you're some distance away, and bun rhymes with one.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:41, archived)
# good thinking
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] 11 Bafta nominations including one for best Stock footage
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] nwot

(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:51, archived)
# oof
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Ha! I like that :D
Needs a naked reflection in the spoon though ;)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)
# Sent to Earth from the dying world of Krouton.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:01, archived)
# Man of Stil
ton and broccoli.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:09, archived)
# oh my
you massive cunt.

*clicks*
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:35, archived)
# did you make this for me?
(, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 2:00, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:50, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Food Films!

Everyone loves food and everyone loves films, this week we're combining the two for maximum movie meal satisfaction.
Mess with classic films so they are all about food - Universal Soldiers, Spambo, The Lambshank Redemption. You get the idea.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] slips in an old one..
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] righto
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
# love that one
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
# You, Sir, are a big silly and a naughty.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Excellent :D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:39, archived)
# aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:36, archived)
# Not much call for that around here.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] QaD, NWOT, etc.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:53, archived)
# *Coughs*
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Attempted Rape of Feisty Woman in Pink Dress on Lumpy Thing.
AICMFP
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
# aaaargh!
*dies*
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:13, archived)
# You've 'ad 'er...
โ€ฆ;)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:21, archived)
# :D
a lovely change from Putin on a Ritz
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:16, archived)
# I know it's more than likely pronounced 'Neece'...
โ€ฆbut what the hey ;)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Crumbs, DM!
Also: anyone else seen this utter bollocks which is suddenly all over my news feed accompanied by OMG SHOCKING comments?:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2vARzvWxwY

It's almost as if Brass Eye never happened :(
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Don't most social media sites
remove the exif data from photos?
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:44, archived)
# Hang on, don't let FACTS get in the way of The TRUTH About The Secret Paedo Apocalypse That THEY Don't Want You To Know About
Never mind "reds under the bed", I think it's time we all started keeping an eye on our neighbours and elderly parents.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:57, archived)
# I wish that 'edit BBC News pages' Firefox script thing still worked, I'd have an article out there by now about just how far these sick bastards can go using the technology at their disposal.
It's important that these facts are out there and distributed as widely as possible by people who don't have a clue how true they are but like to jump on the torch-and-pitchfork bandwagon. THOSE WHO DONT SHARE THIS WITH ALL YOU'RE FRIEND'S LIST OBV U R SICK PAEDO'S TO
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:49, archived)
# Everyone needs to invest in a Pedocam. If you don't you've obviously got something to hide.

(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
# This is an app for Google Glass apparently.
FUCKHUNTER 2.0


spotify:track:08csg8nKfSKS7dHB8hJ4Dq (POWER by Kanye West)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Google Glass can see through child clothes
and that's why only paedos wear them

(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
# i bought one for my son, he is twelve
he is twelvei hope he doesn't molest himslef

praise allah

(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# I hope NBC are aware of this.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
# I like this.
Your picture I mean, not child rape.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)
# Hmmmm… the drimble doth protest too much, methinks
methinks
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# some of these source pics make me uneasy
the guy in the third frame is clearly a child fucker

imjussayin
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:48, archived)
# The pedocamera never lies
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:17, archived)
# Nice to Brie you, two brie you, Spice!
two brie you Spice!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Wahlk mit Wolfsick - Dirty Prequel.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Spicy Spaniel III - The Hunt for Khunt Mx

spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
# HA!!!!
:D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:53, archived)
# 'king hate those biscuits!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:52, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:56, archived)
# HOR BIBLE?
Sounds saucy

(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:12, archived)
# FFS Ninj!
:D

(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Haha
;)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 22:19, archived)
# On a first date? Shocking!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:18, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Installation may take a few minutes, however.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Would you like to install the other robot's address bar?
Woo btw :)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 20:40, archived)
# I'd love it if Asimo's could lift up their faceplate
And reveal a horrific, organic, tentacled demon oozing some kind of horrible pus. They're a bit too cute at the moment.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Or maybe they'll strive to be human, piece at a time
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 21:20, archived)
# I like that a lot!

(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:51, archived)
# great expression on the transgenderred robot's face
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:06, archived)
# lol, dongles
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:40, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
# So I presume they both have USB hubs at the rear?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 0:40, archived)
# fab
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)
# i like the framing, this is style
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:51, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:56, archived)
# I cannot click this hard enough.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Me rikey
me cricky
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
# The mistake here is choosing Norton
it'll slow him down, install loads of extra crap he doesn't need, constantly remind him for updates at the most inconvenient moment and destroy him when he tries to uninstall it

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:00, archived)
# For his purposes
slowing down at the crucial moment is exactly what he wants.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Kinda reminds me of something I saw about a decade ago... ;)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)
# : )
I thought this was lost to the ether as most of my old pictures are, so I decided to draw them all again.

At least for the jokes worth revisiting. There was a lot of shit.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr CD eyes says, "RARRGGGHH!"
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Arghhhh!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:08, archived)
# RARRGGGHH! back to Mr CD Eyes
:D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Yoiks!
I am confused about his race though...
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Angry looking fellow….
:D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)
# :D nicely that
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:51, archived)
# All this ice is just a huge PR stunt
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha smashing!
...and also what a great film that is, my kids (and me) loved it!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Cheers.
haven't seen it yet, I wasn't very impressed with Turbo, but the kids enjoyed it.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:01, archived)
# It's a lot like Tangled, tbh
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
# But with snow?
That's fine, I liked tangled. Off to Vue I go!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
# i narrowly escaped the moshi monsters movie the other week.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:24, archived)
# My 5 year old wanted to see that shit
But I said no fuckin way mate
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Haha proper parenting right there :)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:37, archived)
# it ended up with my wife taking her and her friend from school

i love saturday morning kids cinema, but mainly because i get to choose what we go and see.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:42, archived)
# I know what you mean
My 2 boys can't wait for the Lego movie
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Hmmm
My 2 boys You can't wait for the Lego movie, methinks.

Still, neither can I. My youngest is seeing it whether she wants to or not.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:42, archived)
# Superb Q!
:D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:25, archived)
# cheers fella
:)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
# super =)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:56, archived)
# nice :)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:56, archived)
#

that's Chicago yesterday by the way
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:01, archived)
# If only we had listened to Dennis Quaid.
It would still have happened.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
We must do something to fight Global Cooling

Bring back tungston light bulbs!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:16, archived)
# ^very much this
I had to wear a scarf this morning. It was an outrage
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:41, archived)
# haha, too soon
I had to wear a coat to drop the kids to school, a COAT!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Fake. Global warming can't possibly be real if it's cold where I live.
er...
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Had the pleasure of seeing a little clip of Fox News' response to the weather yesterday.
"SO, WHERE'S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING NOW OBAMA?!?!" and so on.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:42, archived)
# I'll tell you where it is
HE'S HOGGING IT ALL TO HIMSELF!

and GIVING IT WELFARE

and something liberals or.. some shit ... it's only government, it's not like it's something serious like a reality show :D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:42, archived)
# It's going to be one of those days.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Two people today said they were a bit board at home and were glad to back...
Image is probably a good approximation of my reaction.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Good lord.
I am visualising their home. There is no bookshelf.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:23, archived)
# It is not the shelf that holds books, it is only yourself.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:33, archived)
# woooaaahhhhh.....
that's deeeeep man....
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:14, archived)
# People who mutter this sort of thing
make me react with EXTREME FROWNING
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:56, archived)
# I feel like unleashing my inner octopus too
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Haha kill them, kill them all!
:D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
exactly how I feel when asked the Christmas question
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:53, archived)
# Always teh smashing!
:D
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Nosforasyth
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
..
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Nosferatu ... Feratu Nos!
Hey, his cards are rigged. There are two nines of diamonds.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha superb
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Second frame is perfect.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:51, archived)
# The stair shot made me do a lol.
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:19, archived)
# great
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Excellent
Two 9 of diamonds? That pack's rigged!
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 18:17, archived)

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