I don't know who he is or why he's got a cock ring on a chain
but woo anyway :)
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:13,
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very nice, Brice
Brice________________
spotify:track:7pXXyhvafbMOVYVenf2Kml (North by northwest (Hitchcock) by Elmer Bernstein)
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spotify:track:5PKtqiUwkjveVYzmj4gMnz (Training Montage by Vince DiCola)
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:09,
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spotify:track:7pXXyhvafbMOVYVenf2Kml (North by northwest (Hitchcock) by Elmer Bernstein)
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spotify:track:5PKtqiUwkjveVYzmj4gMnz (Training Montage by Vince DiCola)
time and patience turn the something into something though
as someone said about an event similar.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:30,
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Quick, dirty and excellent
Incidentally one of my favourite film scenes. Whenever I'm alone on the motorway at night and coming up to overtake a tall truck I can't help saying to myself, "we are 5 by 5 and in the pipe. GOING DOWN!"
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:15,
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"We're in the pipe, five by five"
I THINK YOU'LL FIND.
Have seen that film waaaaay too many times.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:20,
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Have seen that film waaaaay too many times.
Qotw vote - old Skool edition
Reply with your choice of letters as I'm on a bus with a shitty 2g connection
A) Enough rope - When have you let someone dig a (conversational) hole and enjoyed pushing them in?
(bluehamster)
R) Staring you in the face. - Ever fail to notice something that was incredibly obvious?
( Dr Preference)
S) Farts are funny. It's official. - "i once left the worlds stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans ,all bustling to be first in the doors upon it's arrival. What's your most memorable fart story?"
(boarders is coming to your house on)
E) b3ta's funniest animals - tell us an amusing non-sexual anecdote about an animal. My boss once punched a horse.
( mictoboy )
*edit - Poll added to save excessive thread counting at the end*
Voting ends once I'm not on a bus any more. Which may be next week some time at this rate
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:02,
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A) Enough rope - When have you let someone dig a (conversational) hole and enjoyed pushing them in?
(bluehamster)
R) Staring you in the face. - Ever fail to notice something that was incredibly obvious?
( Dr Preference)
S) Farts are funny. It's official. - "i once left the worlds stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans ,all bustling to be first in the doors upon it's arrival. What's your most memorable fart story?"
(boarders is coming to your house on)
E) b3ta's funniest animals - tell us an amusing non-sexual anecdote about an animal. My boss once punched a horse.
( mictoboy )
*edit - Poll added to save excessive thread counting at the end*
Voting ends once I'm not on a bus any more. Which may be next week some time at this rate
A - because should out some incorrect thinking by the storytellers, inadvertently.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:16,
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Any physicist here could tell me if this is actually possible?
Because I want to hold my own astronaut balloon
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:38,
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Astronauts don't float because there's no gravity, they don't fall to earth because they're moving sideways really quickly. Strangled Beagle ensues.
Gravity if stationary at the ISS is about 90% earth surface. Trufax.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:02,
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Could he do it from a geosynchronous orbit?
Also, don't send the beagle to Mars.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:10,
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Also, don't send the beagle to Mars.
I vote for
"Who cares? It's going to degenerate into shit puns, unfunny injokes, and mean-spirited abuse within about 10 minutes whatever happens".
This way, I know my vote will win.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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This way, I know my vote will win.
R
Enough rope - meh.
Farts *are* funny but I am afraid the topic is limited.
B3ta's funniest animals is more of an image challenge.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:42,
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Farts *are* funny but I am afraid the topic is limited.
B3ta's funniest animals is more of an image challenge.
Tragic that some have never sampled the delight of a
Tunnocks Snowball :-) www.tunnock.co.uk/products/snowballs.aspx
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:18,
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I'm familiar with Tunnock's products :)
I don't like coconut, though... But the teacakes are the nyom.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:28,
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I have to say she still looks rather fabulous.
I would go so far as to say I might.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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I'd like to stick my tongue in as far as possible and suck out all the insides
if yer know what I mean
also would
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:58,
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also would
I thought he was going to float off and this was another compo entry
*also sads*
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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magic
although not sure how happy he would be with the Mr
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4732688.stm
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:47,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4732688.stm
haha I saw this article whilst hunting for a picture of 'Sir' Ben
What a prize tool.. I mean Sir Tool
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:25,
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Ha ha ha ha!
I have no idea why this is as funny as it is, but it is!
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:50,
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and then he zips off at warp speed
...on a coach trip to the coast
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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cheers all
you'd have thought he would have tied things down.
too busy with his smugness I guess...
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:27,
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too busy with his smugness I guess...
actually, I think it would be awersome fun!
i mean the moon* has some gravity, right?
*zero light-refraction underwater film studio in the desert southwestern USA)
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:26,
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*zero light-refraction underwater film studio in the desert southwestern USA)
mindpiss!
cracked open that PSD myself, but yours is miles funnier!
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Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:35,
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cheers
that'll teach the smug bugger, or 'smugger' as nobody calls him...
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Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:45,
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Yes boys and girls, she IS real.
Inspired by this conversation, yesterday.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:17,
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Inspired by this conversation, yesterday.
People around us think she exists!
WOO btw sirrah!! *Click* :)
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:18,
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is it wrong I'm finding the Dog Poo Fairy
just a little bit sexy?
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:38,
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It's ok.
Just be careful when shaking hands. Coincidentally she's also the sister of the alcogel fairy.
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:40,
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Mmmm 8)
Hi Sbf if you're ever short of shit inspiration might I suggest my favourite long running news story in Cornwall: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-22661732 :D
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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I think of your style the glint in his eyes and glee in his expression everytime I see cows :D
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