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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:27, archived)
# Adamtoucher!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] You may feel a little heavier at first...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
# I don't know who he is or why he's got a cock ring on a chain
but woo anyway :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)
# WOOT!
:D (fake: No Cow) ;)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)
# that's hurting my brain :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:19, archived)
# That's the wrong kind of ladder
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:12, archived)
# It's not his real ladder anyway
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:29, archived)
# very nice, Brice
Brice________________


spotify:track:7pXXyhvafbMOVYVenf2Kml (North by northwest (Hitchcock) by Elmer Bernstein)
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spotify:track:5PKtqiUwkjveVYzmj4gMnz (Training Montage by Vince DiCola)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:27, archived)
# marvellous
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:19, archived)
# \o/
:)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
# i like this
so i clicked 'i like this'
i trust this is ok?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
# Smashing ta!
Took bloody ages :(
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
# time and patience turn the something into something though
as someone said about an event similar.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Love this!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)
# Quick, dirty and excellent
Incidentally one of my favourite film scenes. Whenever I'm alone on the motorway at night and coming up to overtake a tall truck I can't help saying to myself, "we are 5 by 5 and in the pipe. GOING DOWN!"
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
# "We're in the pipe, five by five"
I THINK YOU'LL FIND.

Have seen that film waaaaay too many times.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! take that old lady!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Hehe
Let's call her "Aunty Gravity"
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:31, archived)
# badum
and indeed, tish.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:35, archived)
# What about Auntie Septic?
She's very clean
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Or Auntie Histamine
she makes me drowsy
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :))) nwot
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:59, archived)
# hehe
*click*
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] So NOT Zero With a T?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Don't make me link to the Mr. T joke again
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Football would be quite difficult but fun to watch.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)
# Ref! that was a dive, I mean float, I mean, er help!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)
# He's shinned that over the crossbar and it's still rising.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)
#
Try saying its difficult to Jim Bexley Speed
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Qotw vote - old Skool edition
Reply with your choice of letters as I'm on a bus with a shitty 2g connection

A) Enough rope - When have you let someone dig a (conversational) hole and enjoyed pushing them in?
(bluehamster)

R) Staring you in the face. - Ever fail to notice something that was incredibly obvious?
( Dr Preference)

S) Farts are funny. It's official. - "i once left the worlds stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans ,all bustling to be first in the doors upon it's arrival. What's your most memorable fart story?"
(boarders is coming to your house on)

E) b3ta's funniest animals - tell us an amusing non-sexual anecdote about an animal. My boss once punched a horse.
( mictoboy )

*edit - Poll added to save excessive thread counting at the end*





Voting ends once I'm not on a bus any more. Which may be next week some time at this rate
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not comfortable about losing my anonymity in this way.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs a picture, mind if I pea
mind if I pea
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
# "a man with the face of a careless beekeeper"
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
# S).
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
# E
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# A - because should out some incorrect thinking by the storytellers, inadvertently.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sod it. I'm leaving this here....."Spacewalk".
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Any physicist here could tell me if this is actually possible?
Because I want to hold my own astronaut balloon
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Astronauts don't float because there's no gravity, they don't fall to earth because they're moving sideways really quickly. Strangled Beagle ensues.
Gravity if stationary at the ISS is about 90% earth surface. Trufax.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:02, archived)
#
Could he do it from a geosynchronous orbit?

Also, don't send the beagle to Mars.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:10, archived)
# I vote for
"Who cares? It's going to degenerate into shit puns, unfunny injokes, and mean-spirited abuse within about 10 minutes whatever happens".

This way, I know my vote will win.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
# R
Enough rope - meh.
Farts *are* funny but I am afraid the topic is limited.
B3ta's funniest animals is more of an image challenge.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] his hat floated away too :(
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:29, archived)
# :o)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:11, archived)
# "Trigger nom a tree!"
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:30, archived)
# damn, too slow
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Topical advertising

(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:07, archived)
# haha, yeah.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Tunnock's Tribbles?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Tragic that some have never sampled the delight of a
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:18, archived)
# I'm familiar with Tunnock's products :)
I don't like coconut, though... But the teacakes are the nyom.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Tunnock's Caramel for the win!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:52, archived)
# I have to say she still looks rather fabulous.
I would go so far as to say I might.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:15, archived)
# she is stunning irl
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:30, archived)
# apart from her teefs
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:43, archived)
# I must admit to having done so.
She was alright.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:57, archived)
# it is the most squildo graping picture of her.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)
# needs moar penis
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:23, archived)
# I like this new serving suggestion
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Feeds 4.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:58, archived)
# I'd like to stick my tongue in as far as possible and suck out all the insides
if yer know what I mean
also would
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:58, archived)
# braw
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Zero gravity Brian-hair looks like
seventies Robin Gibb-hair.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:01, archived)
# I blame it all on the nights on Broadway
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Fook!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:50, archived)
# FUCK gravity
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:59, archived)
# F.U.C.K.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Then delboy done a face :(
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Same broom for 20 years!
:(
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
# and just 2 replacement parts in all that time.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Sads
:(
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:48, archived)
# I thought he was going to float off and this was another compo entry
*also sads*
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Hello
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Lovely job!
:D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:49, archived)
# or Oddjob
nicely :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:02, archived)
# magic
although not sure how happy he would be with the Mr

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4732688.stm
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:47, archived)
# haha I saw this article whilst hunting for a picture of 'Sir' Ben
What a prize tool.. I mean Sir Tool
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:25, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha, nicely
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I have no idea why this is as funny as it is, but it is!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:50, archived)
# and then he zips off at warp speed
...on a coach trip to the coast
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:17, archived)
# We must now also have Roger Lloyd-Pack tributes :(
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Nicely
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Lovely
stuff
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Eye and mighty.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Paint him blue
And voilĆ , Marty Manhattan.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Great stuff! :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:19, archived)
#
arf.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Awesome
:D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:20, archived)
# oh that's lovely
clickety click
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Edit: forgot I had this

(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
# cheers all
you'd have thought he would have tied things down.
too busy with his smugness I guess...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha, brilliant :D
brilliant :DI feel this is going to be classic Challenge like the old days.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:34, archived)
# good punnery.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)
# compo it!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Dun!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Bloody marvellous!
Marley Bloodivas
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:21, archived)
# amazing!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] have this too.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:43, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] should probably pea this


(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:48, archived)
# although
i'd probably still give it a go...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:49, archived)
# you should sue the makers of the film Gravity
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:26, archived)
# actually, I think it would be awersome fun!
i mean the moon* has some gravity, right?


*zero light-refraction underwater film studio in the desert southwestern USA)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Well, that's the compo won already.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:57, archived)
# *resists urge to look smug*
*fully realising the irony*
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Gah!
Nothing a few nails wouldn't fix...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:00, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# mindpiss!
cracked open that PSD myself, but yours is miles funnier!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:35, archived)
# cheers
that'll teach the smug bugger, or 'smugger' as nobody calls him...
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Yes boys and girls, she IS real.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:17, archived)
# People around us think she exists!
WOO btw sirrah!! *Click* :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:18, archived)
# I do believe in Poo Fairies! I do! I do!

(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:19, archived)
# everyone loves dog eggs
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Dog eggs for one and all!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:32, archived)
# tiptoe, through the poolips
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:22, archived)
# is it wrong I'm finding the Dog Poo Fairy
just a little bit sexy?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:38, archived)
# It's ok.
Just be careful when shaking hands. Coincidentally she's also the sister of the alcogel fairy.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Mmmm 8)
Hi Sbf if you're ever short of shit inspiration might I suggest my favourite long running news story in Cornwall: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-22661732 :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:56, archived)
# 0_o
Just when you think you've heard it all...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:03, archived)
# I think of your style the glint in his eyes and glee in his expression everytime I see cows :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:08, archived)
# fantabulous.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)

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