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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Woo!
Battenberg City.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:47, archived)
#
take me down to the Battenberg city,
Where the cake is pink,
and the icing's shitty,
take,
me,
dow-ow-owwwnnnn,
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:55, archived)
# heheh
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:24, archived)
# You silly
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:39, archived)
# oh pedro
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:35, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# rough ride
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Does it?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:22, archived)
# Hmmmm...
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:02, archived)
# Oh that's nasty.
That fold of the hAnds is CompletEly nasty.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:12, archived)
# i instantly thought of this...
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:25, archived)
# first there was knee-chodes
and now you give us knuckle-vulvas
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:55, archived)
# ...but but but I didn't even
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:00, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:30, archived)
# also, it's either that, or this:
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:42, archived)
# ewwwww
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:55, archived)
# That's what she said.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:11, archived)
# hahaha
did a lol
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:42, archived)
# Instant brainbork
Thanks XD
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Wow!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:35, archived)
# Cor!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:16, archived)
# No doubt running away for a Scandinavian Zoo to avoid a shooting
Wonderful as always :D
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:38, archived)
# click click click and Fuck
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:03, archived)
# Did you get the"Freebase and Flan on a motorised battenberg with head of giraffe at the front" request?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:20, archived)
# Cool
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:34, archived)
# I love zebras.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:47, archived)
# Woo yay hoopla clicks etc
:D
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:16, archived)
# Nice
Only I have this going around my head now... www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNCxS-OQhZc
Even though it goes both ;)
Woo
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:15, archived)
# wahey! look at 'em go
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] How to make a doughnut hole
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:13, archived)
# Give that team an oscar!
Aceness
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:21, archived)
# I should point out that
I have edited it to focus it a bit more, so for anyone only seeing the new version, your Oscar comment *did* make sense with the original!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:45, archived)
# Haha
From the team who brought you "The Mint with the Hole".
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:47, archived)
# well done!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:12, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:42, archived)
# Clever idea
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:35, archived)
# Phwoar :D
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:09, archived)
# Is this why catering budgets are so large?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:53, archived)
# haha! nicely
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Bit late...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)
# rocky and ed miliband's love child
ADRIAN
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Orgy of sly-winking usury.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)
# why did i read that as "willy-shrinking"?
*edit*
holy crap! 10 candles!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Merry firemas.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Never too late
:)
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:58, archived)
# No reason.

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
# No reply.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Bake Auth was my first guess
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Seems legit
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
# no jacket required
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Invisible Touch
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Likes it brisk
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
# No legs.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Hey, Cap'n - down there!! Friedkins!!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:16, archived)
# Always make time for Billy.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)
# could be soft concrete
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
# spanner-cock and baubles
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Comes in handy
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
# that's very interesting, i like pictures where i see something new every time i look at it
but why does she have four legs?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
# She doesn't.
It's just that both her cocks are unusually large.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
# phwoar eh kids?!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:49, archived)
# The child of parents of unnatural love, one of whom was a dining table.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:18, archived)
# Second from left is clearly late for meeting.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:03, archived)
# stage left?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Yes, of its own accord.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
# He no longer cares about his commercial portfolio.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:23, archived)
# This party's shit
:D
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)
# pretty much
:D
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
# remind me oif this
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Is it the prequel though?

I did this last week for the chalenge but forgot my password and my email address is not valid anymore. Meh!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 18:45, archived)
# Chicken or Cyst is this year's Daddy or Chips.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 18:52, archived)
# Also, welcome, new person.
Last-ditch effort to keep one, here. Feel free to join in, the four of you that are left ;)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:02, archived)
# :)
Thanks, I come here often but never had time to post. My new job has more free time ;)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:07, archived)
# Nice work!
And Ey Oop!!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:13, archived)
# This website alone costs the UK £17.9 billion per year in lost productivity.
Probably.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
# Alright, Robert Peston. Calm down.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Saved a fortune in special needs schools and nonce facilities though.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:21, archived)
# Care In The Community at work, ladies and gentlemen.
/ac
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
# *Waves*
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)
# ^that
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:34, archived)
# with genetically modified chicken -- you no longer have to make a choice!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Nice first post
Look forward to more
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:47, archived)
# yay!

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:25, archived)
# I have the sequel.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
# :D
Edit: actually, FP THIS NOW
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:49, archived)
# Brilliant work!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)
# bwahahaha
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Ha
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha:D
lovethisone
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Fp? lovely!
And cheers everyone!
(, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Oh hi erm...
just another late night at the work...place.... oh! seems to be a loose paving stone here over...there....oh no i'm fine, legs are a bit sleepy, you know, from working... just going inside and have a lay down, bit knackered you know... you say I am in your flat and mine is next door??? boy! must be time for a vacation..with all this work.. and all....
(, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 2:19, archived)
# hello new person
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Willy Friedkin's finest work.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Looks like they need a hand.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
# Congratulations
You've just shown your age - as have I by understanding the joke. Damn.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:35, archived)
# I admire your excellent taste in movies.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)
# Love this
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Delightful!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:14, archived)
# Hello!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
The flood of Exorcist poster puns was one of my favourite moments of b3ta
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:57, archived)
# The old third leg! Well done!!!!!!! Now go to bed.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 1:07, archived)
# I done a Winston Burchill
You are all welcome

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Sexy as fuck.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Well I've made Burchill look better and Winston look worse
swings and roundabouts
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:12, archived)
# I done a WTF?
Thank you
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Did you do the wtf all over your face and tits?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:26, archived)
# Over the cat......
as I normally do.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)
# The lucky bastard.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)
# Yikes!!

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Yowzer!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:17, archived)
# Christ.
I'm going to be spunking steam if you keep this up.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
# MOIST
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:07, archived)
# DOUBLE MOIST
JB needs this look in her life
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:42, archived)
# Nice unlurk
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 0:49, archived)
# Which of the Jedi was best at pain relief?
Anadin Skywalker!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Wow, James May dyed his hair.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
# o_O
Ross Kemp in a wig? Looks a bit Michael Caine around the eyes?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:24, archived)
# Playa!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:31, archived)
# My niece will have her 1st holy communion soon...
So I was asked to find a place for the party...


Click for bigger (90 kb)

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# and next morning, you could have the holy shit
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Nicely
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
# George Osborne
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:11, archived)
# That's the last time I'm going to one of *his* dinner parties


Nice drawing, by the way :-)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
# haha
horrific
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Creepy
Kill the fecker with hammers
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:08, archived)
# That's the cunt right there
woo :)
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)
# You're probably all sick of Ramis tributes by now.....but f**k you. That's a big chunk of my childhood dead. Quite literally.

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# wonder if he saw his lego?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Nice work. I would hope he had to OK the design?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:04, archived)
# 'e gon', ....yes e 'as. Sad face.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)
# *repost*

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:42, archived)
# relevant^
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Nun pancake daddy hammers flampy pot.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Hersh orig Kirov hair how's ivory twin died kraut order iChat.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
# HOURS too late for the taters memorial thread :'(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
# hello moggy
what was your favourite Harold Ramis film?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
# yeah
not bad.
sorry, I lost marshmallowman pict...
ハロルドライミスさん、安らかにお眠りください。
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
# I like this.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Genius.
And by "genius" I mean "WTF?".
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
# phew, finally a noncey artist that doesnt divide opinion
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:32, archived)
# I thought this one was OK because forrin and pretending to be a girl.
Or is she not OK now that the Creepies know it's just another Creepy Bloke?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
#
I'm 日本人。
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Of course you are, Dave.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:28, archived)
#
Daveじゃねえよ
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Vas te faire foutre par le chien du voisin, Dave.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:35, archived)
#
隣の犬がどうした?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)
# Puis-je te faire la levrette?
J'ai un truc très petit et très sale.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Zut!
J'ai trebuché et tombé dans ton trou énorme. Au secours! Au secours! Au secours! Au secours! Au secours!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:53, archived)
# you're moggy not lassie.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:38, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
#
いらんっちゅうに
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)
# Tchuu in Iran?
大きな大型トラックドライバー
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:27, archived)
#
いらん = I don't need.

I'm NEET without the car license.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
#
What a fucking cunt he is now...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:32, archived)
# He does have a very symmetrical head, however.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)
# No, never too many tributes. Nice work
I want to watch Ghostbusters in respect :(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
# did that last night
might i also suggest stripes?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)
# he.....he earned it...
*click*
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Been designing Mother's Day cards. For your mums.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)
# excellent picture
but two hands? ;)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Everybody has two hands
even the people who have lost a hand for some reason

/wisdom
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:11, archived)
# episode 4 and a half: the phantom limb
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Top arts!
WOO :)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
# great work dotmund
But yeah, needs more charred stump ;)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Is that a boiled egg in an egg cup?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)
# How do YOU make Wookiee cup?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:13, archived)
#
work the balls...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# They're like shaggy coconuts.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
# 2 wookies 1 cup?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# After all the tampering he did
I'm kind of surprised that George Lucas didn't change the line to "no, I shagged your mum"
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# HA! The Eastenders one is clarss!
Although now I look at it, is it mother's day or mothers' day? I'm thinking the latter.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
# VADER DADA HAS EGG KNEES
EGG.
KNEES.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:30, archived)
# 'Jawa' by Carlo Ceresa
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
# this is very disturbing
and i'm not sure why
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:06, archived)
# utini!!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
# how bout some Jawa-harlal Nehru?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
# This one's got a bad motivator!!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)
# haha, nice
I'm sure he was a regular in the pub I looked after about 15 years ago
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
#
C3P oh.....
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
# how rude
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
# HA!
What a disappointing load
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Aaaaaah that's better
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Haha!
Take That!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:35, archived)
# pff
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:38, archived)
# HAHA, I say!

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
# C3PO looks horrified and R2 looks like a roll-on deodorant
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Which one goes in which hole?
/unexpected ac
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Now that's entertainment!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahha
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:09, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:25, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# maybe his nose had just grow
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)
# Dont worry, only 4 weeks late for the image challenge, but I think we can all agree it was totally worth it....
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)
# Totally ;)
I had to move my head from side to side to check it wasn't 3D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:06, archived)
#
I was trying to get the 1980s Russian style shit filming effect, thats the best I could come up with :(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
#
like Borat and the like...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# LGBT gives you blurred vision?
Woo :D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
#
makes my eyes wobble when they do it right...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# now you've reminded me of rainbow brite
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
#
And her stupid fucking horse
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
# i hate that horse
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:35, archived)
#
It's no BattleCat...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)
# nothing could ever be battlecat :(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)
# That's horrible
Well done ;)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
#
Yay! ta :)

Was meant to be CCCP, but shitter...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
# I like it
It's blurry yet it's also vibrating then you stare at it harder and it's just blurry.
I may be stoned.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)
# How rude!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Dirty beans...
(Or are they testicles…?)

:D

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Beans…err…I think :)
:D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)
# *inserts 'who came first' joke*
*suggests egg*.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Ah… they're eggs...
:D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
# I hope you cleared this with Dr. Shambolic
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:30, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
I see on Talk, he told others that he'd be busy today and if they could possibly repeat his genius on the board today?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:39, archived)
# yea he's being a bit of a bellend
I like how they come over here..then go back for moral support/praise
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:48, archived)
# It reminds me of primary school days
We'd be playing football and one of the girls would rush over and lamely kick the ball and run back to her friends a hero, thinking they had done something REALLY bad?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha yes! that's exactly it
"look girls..look what I just did"

*high pitched squeals*
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Gotta laugh at them really
:)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:04, archived)
# it's bloody comical

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Typical /boarder, obsessing over primary-aged girls as usual.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Go tell your mates
You're a hero
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)
# quick run to talk and tell them of your wit you utter fucking hero you..
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:17, archived)
# Funny echo in here today...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Hilarious
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:46, archived)
# keep practicing.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:49, archived)
#

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:00, archived)
# classic mongychops
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Needs more purple squirreltits.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# This is all terribly flattering. I dun a pie chart of your posts.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:50, archived)
# please explain as it really is shit
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
# shambolic put me on ignore for suggesting he wasn't the most sensitive stethoscope at the clinic
and it turns out I rather like ignore 2.0
happy bliss
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Dunno who you are and don't have you on ignore.
Soz.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
# he unignored to reply! =)
anyway mr dr
www.b3ta.com/questions/christmastales/post2175691
being a cunt is nice while it's chummy, I hope your real life gets better soon!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Eggknobs!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:41, archived)
# the dribbly bits make this even more awesome
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:48, archived)
# haha, I know
it was an unplanned icing
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:50, archived)
# it quite often is
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:01, archived)
# He says, 3 kids later
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Eggy Helmet
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Oooh Gromit, that's crackin'
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
# cheers
made it one day to entertain my son
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Well, BEAT THAT!

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:28, archived)
# Goodbye Harold :(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
# he was best of all the Ghots Burstoes
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Nice matey!
:D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Awww… sads….
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:26, archived)
#

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
# ban this filth
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
# Holy shit!
Now that's filled the nappy!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)
# Dear God!!
:D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Haha John Prescott :D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:30, archived)
# haha, yes!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:05, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:42, archived)
# Grabs Antichrist Daggers
Gets chopped in two in lift accident
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Leaning Tower of Jaffa
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Nice
Did you stack them yourself?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
# alas, no.
I shopped them myself though. that counts right?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Of course :)
I like how it looks like they're all having a right old feast and that guy in pink is racing to claim his piece
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:20, archived)
# oh yeah, thats stefan, he LOVES a good jaffa.
his brother invented those tea towel holders that look like cats arses, true facts.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha, go get 'em Stefan
love that truefax :)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:36, archived)
# not had a jaffa cake in ages
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:17, archived)
# oh noes -- it is falling
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
# nice bandana love
goes well with your nice bag.
sarcasm?
me?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# BUT ARE THEY CAKES? OR ARE THEY BISCUITS?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# why you shouting at me?
jaffa cakes are cakes.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
# a new assignment for ECTO 1

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:08, archived)
# :D
old assignment Shirley? It was converted from an ambulance/hearse originally I thought.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:17, archived)
# pssst… ambulance...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Aren't they the same thing with Communist Muslamic Obamacare?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# politlols
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:42, archived)
# I'm like ian hislop mixed with 1980s ben elton
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# I hope that means those brilliant glittery suits
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
# I've got a semi-bald mullet and su pollard glasses
:(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
# I wondered who won that auction

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 19:27, archived)
# you're a small bald unfunny cunt?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)
# I've met Shambles and can confirm that he's very tall and quite hirsuit.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:03, archived)
# really couldn't care less

but I'm happy for you both
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Get a room / Scene from next Hostel movie
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)
# maybe they did..
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Well that's us told!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Nice to see you've recovered from yesterday's butthurt.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha away back to your house in europe to count all that money your rolling in you utter piss the bed
and how was I butthurt? I'd love to hear about that...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:57, archived)
# "you're"
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
# ok fair enough..well spotted *gold star*
but I'm still waiting..how was I butthurt
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
# You're still whimpering about it today, you soppy prat.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
# I think you'll find you brought it up
so...

how was I butthurt yesterday?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Deleting all your whimpering posts about me and then saying I brought it up is hilariously feeble.
Good show.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
# WHAT? I haven't deleted anything.
so please stop making up shit while trying to dodge the question..

how was I butthurt yesterday?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah. This would be fine if search didn't work or your post history was private, you Muppet.
80% of your posts today are about me and your continuing hurt over the fact that I posted on your pet board yesterday. Get over yourself, petal.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
# aaaw did you just ignore me didums? :(

lol
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Seemed like the only way to cure your butthurt.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
# aaaw bless and you're still saying the same things

you run along now
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)
#

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
# 1959 Miller-Meteor Hearse-Ambulance
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:41, archived)
# psst... private ambulances pretty much are means of transporting corpses
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:41, archived)
# Just needs a little suspension work ... And a muffler ... And maybe brakes.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Awww, nicely tribute Moley
:(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
# needs more outrage
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:26, archived)
# #include <lazy_controversy.h>
He hasn't made anything decent for thirty years and the sequel was going to be shit. It's a personal tragedy and all that but he's not Gandhi Mandela of Calcutta.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:42, archived)
# 20 maybe
you can't knock Groundhog Day
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
# Groundhog Day is great if you delete all the scenes with that joyless, pan-faced, harridan mockery of a love interest.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:56, archived)
# He's still dead, though.
You can't deny that.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:01, archived)
# THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Very sad
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Now where is my Data and Walnut slice.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:07, archived)
# phasers to bun
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:04, archived)
# sadsexy
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)
# I wish that advert were dead
"Anything for yow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow..." *keeps punching in head*
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
# Hotels4u advert?
Created by Sian Vickers and Chris Wilkins the same cunts who tortured us with GoCompare
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)

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