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[challenge entry] font matching horror.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Also:
What happened to the hedgehog from hell, is he completely formerly of this parish?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:26, archived)
# i think he has another account, but shssssh don't let the dog fingering mods know
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:28, archived)
# ahh very well.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:32, archived)
# God forbid they should find out about it
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:58, archived)
# Shouldn't worry.
Cunts are thicker than thick.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Google's International Women's Day logo...
..is somewhat lacking



(pea roast)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)
# this is why the Lord madeth women
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
# So how many times have you posted this?
Answer : too many

Was barely amusing first time.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:49, archived)
# i can only find one in the search
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:14, archived)
# I liked it better over on /links, before it was popular
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:49, archived)
# i liked it before the first pixel was pixelled
you wouldn't have heard of them then
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Maggie at the new Selfie Gallery.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:39, archived)
# catnippppppp
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:46, archived)
# You selling?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Would. Would. Definitely have.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:47, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:34, archived)
# hello ducky
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:32, archived)
# How you put both together in your head is scary
But it works :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:54, archived)
# pissing myself
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:57, archived)
# You, Sir, are a buffoon.
But I like you.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:59, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# You lack the little grey cells.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 1:37, archived)
# always with th big swinging blk cock
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 8:25, archived)
# you knows it
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 8:31, archived)
# hahaha
too good
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 9:40, archived)
#
This little scared red sweet (half) pepper looked at me one day while I was cooking. What do you think it was trying to tell me?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:07, archived)
# "Where's my dentures?"
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:09, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY EYES?!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:09, archived)
# There they are.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:45, archived)
# I have mixed feelings about being cut in half, you cunt
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:11, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:16, archived)
# I am here to wreak vengeance upon humanity for eating us
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:37, archived)
# wow!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:37, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# FP this Now!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:42, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:52, archived)
# fp THIS nOW!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Marry me!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:06, archived)
#
mummy?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:50, archived)
# fantastic
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:18, archived)
# Haha:D
wtf
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Hahaha
oh yes
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 2:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 0:59, archived)
# hahhahha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Is that Henning Wehn?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:46, archived)
# :-)
Donald Unpleasance
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:35, archived)
# FP that now

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:25, archived)
# watch it now!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:28, archived)
# Hello
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Damn my massive uvula?
Welcome.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your capsicum?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:46, archived)
# Nah it's Pepper Pig.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Here...


even though the occasion seems perfect for Brian Pepper's bulging eyes, I managed to resist those
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# It's the pepper that keeps on giving.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:05, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:21, archived)
# crikey

(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:40, archived)
#

(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 1:04, archived)
# This one definitely wins the ad hoc mini pepper challenge.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Variation on a theme
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:54, archived)
# This is B3ta!
Nicely
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:42, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:00, archived)
# When you leave it until the last minute, and don't have a better idea prepared for a Friday comic, you end up with this:
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:41, archived)
# Ribbet for her pleasure :P
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:46, archived)
# Frog's porn. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:50, archived)
# Shoot that poison arrow intercourse
Shoot that poison arrow
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:53, archived)
# Froggy style.
"A froggy went a-courting, he did ride uh huh, uh huh..."

Never underestimate the power of beer froggles.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:04, archived)
# HELLO MY BABY
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:10, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Toad-in-the-hole
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Frog fucks granny?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 2:29, archived)
# Spang !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Meanwhile, in other news
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:31, archived)
# some of those 46 states being gas and liquid.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:01, archived)
# the remaining ones sound positively sublime
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It might work...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:16, archived)
# *boke*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:18, archived)
# well
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Has Ms Osbourne been poked by a Spear of Destiny?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:51, archived)
# I wouldn't like to hazard a guess
as to what or who she's been poked with or by
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:56, archived)
# The entire band
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:05, archived)
# o/ These days are gone.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Works for me. Choking laughing while clicking.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:39, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah. Don't tell me this isn't what you're imagining when she's prattling on about the North Crimea banking crikeys or whatever. You dirty birdie.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry]

www.b3ta.com/links/Robert_Palmer_The_White_Roomspotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by The Prodigy)
spotify:track:2kkMp4Z0Dmn14drAvVeARw (Break & Enter (Remastered) by The Prodigy)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:14, archived)
# Zackly.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:19, archived)
# YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TA DO
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:21, archived)
# you ain't my real momma
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:23, archived)
# CHILE, U GAWN CLEAN DEM DAMN HOUNDS WIT YO ASS
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:25, archived)
# THAMAS! THAMAS! YOU IS A BAAAAAAD KITTY.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:29, archived)
# people on here think you're a douchebag, i don't judge mind, as i'm usually pissed
what say you?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:33, archived)
# I'm an old school yoncordianist.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:34, archived)
# i wasn't aware of this
shalom
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:38, archived)
# allahu akbar
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:47, archived)
# This all seems very much in order.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:56, archived)
# Wow
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] News is boring. Now I'd watch it if...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:56, archived)
# She's alright but she's no Nina and the Neurons.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:57, archived)
# I'd crawl through a barrel of broken glass
just to poke matches in her shit!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:00, archived)
# She's alright.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:41, archived)
# I'm quite glad my kids have outgrown Cbeebies.
Getting a raging horn whilst watching I Can Cook had me worried that I should be on a register.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:25, archived)
# But she's moved to ITV, and presumably taken her hairy monkey with her.
It's impossible to maintain an erection while watching ITV.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:45, archived)
# Bloody state of this country makes me mad
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:44, archived)
# bill is such a happy bassett hound.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:59, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:54, archived)
# heh
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:02, archived)
# pfffffffffff
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:16, archived)
# who's for starters?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quick one before hometime

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
*goes retro*

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Arf!
'Cyrstal'?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:39, archived)
# yes! taht's how it's speleld
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Alastair is thinking he may get lucky
I've not got lucky in years. Sob nobody loves me
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:42, archived)
# Mind the piss....
.

.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:47, archived)
# crystal?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Oh deary me...
I sometimes have half an hour watching Cbeebies with the Mini chutney after work, and they are 3 ladies I don't want to be having *those* kind of thoughts about, thank you very much!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Is "mini chutney" a euphemism or your offspring?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha
one wank
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:48, archived)
# mmmm... Nina
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:03, archived)
# There's definitely something about Nina.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:58, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:50, archived)
# your username is most appropriate
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] (edit) CUE cheesy music...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
LOVE this
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:14, archived)
# YES YES YES
Please make it happen
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea, NWOT, etc.
But I'd watch it - so long as the Sunday results show didn't have any of them coming back.



Seams fine to me.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:07, archived)
# cowell might be an imposter, his loin cloth is not covering his nipples.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm on Sky News?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:45, archived)
# That would stop me laughing at Sky News.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:04, archived)
# heathen.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
this
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:45, archived)
# Still haven't seen Anchorman
Is it worth it?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:16, archived)
# yes.
yes it is.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:29, archived)
# afternoon

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:30, archived)
# yay!
that's proper soggy
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, archived)
# You can't beat a Friday afternoon wank
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:34, archived)
# *beats*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:53, archived)
# afternoon!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Welcome to the Racial Stereotype Soggy Biscuit Championship!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:56, archived)
# i'm not racist, in fact some of my best friends are wankers
in fact some of my best friends are wankers
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:02, archived)
# Needs tea

also 'noon
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:57, archived)
# nice sploshing!
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Bloody Hell
Hahaha wonderful
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:00, archived)
# haha
Friday afternoon milk race!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:15, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:14, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:17, archived)
# this would sell
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:23, archived)
# haha
would go nicely with a Dr. Bunsen lather holder. Top of his head chopped off, to dip beaker in?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:18, archived)
# If only badgers weren't extinct...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I havnt done anything in ages...

Id watch it!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# haha, now that I'd watch
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha, this would be an instant hit!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] That fucking forehead!
Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Beep. Beep!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Your Pennywise tells lies for pies.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:31, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:24, archived)
# pea time!
The IT Crowd
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:52, archived)
# had to get this stupid shit out of my head
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Unfair ride?
(nice roundals)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:29, archived)
# nope
and sadly, all i can take credit for is the face part
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:32, archived)
# The eyes is the roundals so
take some credit.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Alton Tears?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:34, archived)
# big dripper?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:34, archived)
# that makes me think of something else altogether
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:40, archived)
# he's so happy!
and he reminds me of 7-90
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:01, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
This reminds me of the webcomic Octopuns, which also invariably ends with a pun and a usually inanimate object in tears.

Edit: like this one
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:25, archived)
# not seen them before
they're great
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:59, archived)

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