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# Make the perfect idiot
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Fourth one: definitely would.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant! :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:48, archived)
# I clicked randomiser and saw myself!!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
no way, screengrab?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Never!!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Monday is always better with a floating, leggy, 1980s princess.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 8:59, archived)
# morning chap
she's sparkly
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:02, archived)
# I like it when the sparkle.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:02, archived)
# *points at the Twilight fan*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:05, archived)
# D:
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:28, archived)
# "Just thought I'd mention in passing... I've always wanted a sparkly of my very own."
Secret of NIMH is a less anachronistic reference.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Don't start...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Kept aloft by sparkle farts.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:10, archived)
# I could live with sparkle farts
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:54, archived)
#
agreed. nice :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:26, archived)
# Cor!
She's a bit magic
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:29, archived)
# I am somewhat disappointed that real ladies do not look like this.
I think JJ should be put in charge of evolution.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:55, archived)
# THUNDER THIGHS
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Yummy
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)
# What is this, an image for ants?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Unfortunately the only interaction she knows
is just pressing down every couple of minutes.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 8:45, archived)
# morning
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 8:54, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:07, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:40, archived)
# morning
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 8:56, archived)
# *steals*

*wins multi million pound ad campaign*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:57, archived)
# what are the white lines for?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:24, archived)
# To highlight my poor picture-making skills
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:27, archived)
# The best morning ever
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:52, archived)
# hiya
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:11, archived)
# That's so inspirationing!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:19, archived)
# I'm gonna go and have a piss in a meadow now, I think
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:23, archived)
# imma just piss my pants and smell like summer
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Summer wees makes me feel fine
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:36, archived)
# Bloody hell
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Haha
lovely morning
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:30, archived)
# Good morning sir
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
# crystal blue, nothing else matters!!!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 4:58, archived)
# Sorry about the amateur post!!!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 5:01, archived)
[challenge entry] no worries
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 5:12, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:15, archived)
# you don't need to repost
use the edit button to fix things
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 7:07, archived)
# I quite like the idea of a thumbnail preview thread
just to get us warmed up to the idea.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 7:43, archived)
# :)
perhaps that could be on talk where he tried it first
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 7:46, archived)
# Really?
Ha! Top messageboarding.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Dancing on meth! wouldn't that be intresting?


feeling blue, and thers's nothing you can do!!!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 4:38, archived)
# deja vu
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 6:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 2:52, archived)
# His hat looks like a slightly molten fake-choc Hershey's Kiss
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 3:33, archived)
# They bought Cadbury {:''(
is nothing sacred.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 3:53, archived)
# Kraft bought Cadbury, that's why we have chocolate philadelphia now.
Hershey just have a license to make Cadbury's chocolate for themselves, or something.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 7:32, archived)
# It's crying...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 3:44, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 4:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Whilst we're on Putin….
Friday Night Newsfight.
Round 1 โ€ฆ Paxo v Obama โ€ฆ The Ukraine Question

(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] No Putin here I'm afraid...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 0:49, archived)
# Hahaha much better.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 1:27, archived)
# chuckle
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:06, archived)
# Been stuck in my head for ages now, probably been done already, but:


sorry.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:55, archived)
# INSTA-FP!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 0:44, archived)
# wicked!
Cheers dudes :D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 0:53, archived)
# Text On A Putin!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 2:41, archived)
# Simliar
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 7:47, archived)
# Gloriously silly
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:29, archived)
# w
t
f
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:34, archived)
# He's a meme man.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:37, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:57, archived)
# HahAhA!.!.!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 0:46, archived)
# Haha, that reminds me of that gif of Conan turning into the hulk
that you put Freebase's face on, with hilarious results

gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Angry-Conan-Turns-Into-Hulk.gif
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:22, archived)
# alright The Goderator
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Angry about stuff.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:49, archived)
# the funniest thing about this is the sound effects
like
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:18, archived)
# All new for 2014! The Ford FuckYouEyes
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:56, archived)
# As long as it prints magenta...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:09, archived)
# The ultimate rubberneckers car.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:07, archived)
# oontz oontz oontz oontz
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Mustangular !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:11, archived)
# You massive Benny.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Fordcat :)

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Tit-tyres!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# that's marvellous
have a photo I took of a lovely family shopping trip
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:42, archived)
# That kid has weird hair, it's all blocky
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:28, archived)
# build a bear and buy the farm all in one shopping trip
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 23:49, archived)
# build-a-bear is too weird
it's like some kind of cult in there.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 0:45, archived)
# Big Toast is watching you.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 2:26, archived)
# whoa
headfuck
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 0:46, archived)
# brmmmmmmm
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 4:22, archived)
# Classic
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:00, archived)
# (Filename it)

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 19:14, archived)
# That's Numberwang!
also, ... what?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Give me 10 minutes to hide, then you can filename it
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 19:58, archived)
# *groan*
I'll be waiting here with the frying pan
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Don't wait near the Sandcrawler, they'll be back, with greater numbers
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:14, archived)
# they have distinct issues with nail trimming too
having to march with a single file.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Not knowing how to make one, I don't have a "Spang" .gif.
But if I did, and if I had, I'd be posting a HUGE version of it now.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Here, borrow mine.

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:39, archived)
# You just go to your room and think of what you did just then young man
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Arf! Nearly 'arf, most of an arf, give or take.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:02, archived)
# Oooyabugger! Pffft!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# Need something doing with this
Pretty please!!! I love you all :D

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# PS: Only because my laptop is shit with photoshop.


(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:38, archived)
# PPS: And you're far more talented than me


(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:39, archived)
# if i print -+
that is, if i print it out, i could fold it up into a little hat.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# What kind of hat?
Death Star Imperial Officer? Fedora? Top hat? Straw boater?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:07, archived)
# pirate
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Did you know that Lionel Ritchie was an accomplished silversmith?
His greatest claim to fame was managing to reforge a fork into a soup-serving implement and was able to repeat the experiment.

It was once, twice, three tines a ladle.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:41, archived)
# WTF??
HAHA
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# you didn't say what you wanted done
so I assumed it was a standard Chris Tarrant job
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:48, archived)
# I was thinking something funny with the sunglasses
I tried doing something but this laptop is shit :/
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:52, archived)
# give 'em the pedro treatment
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Or kettle-reflecto-porn man
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:08, archived)
# old school, i like it
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:11, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/11064451
;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:27, archived)
# MY EARS ARE BURNING
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:16, archived)
# stop putting matches in them, then
you're not actually meant to light earwax
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:14, archived)
# YOU SPRUNG A LEAK
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:22, archived)
# glasses? no problem
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:24, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:10, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:35, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Haha fuck
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:55, archived)
# frontpage this now
woo
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:16, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Thankyou! And Happy Birthday ;)

(cheque's in the post)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Happy candles! o/'
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:03, archived)
# put those out, you'll burn yourself!
merry candlemas!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:05, archived)
# happy b3rthday!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:24, archived)
# Candles!
Enjoy.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Haha
As much as I love that, I'm not sure they would understand it ;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:06, archived)
# arf
: D
looks a bit serafinowitz there for some reason
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Wolfie's fine, honey.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 0:04, archived)
# No-one going to do the obvious..?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Indeed
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
# I think this reflects what you are after
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:22, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:23, archived)
# why is it always the chubby ones who streak?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:32, archived)
# They have more to share
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:46, archived)
# and i suppose they jiggle hypnotically, too
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Thankyou all
Very much appreciated ;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:33, archived)
# OH DEAR!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:37, archived)
# HAHAHA
Proper coffee on monitor moment there! :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:39, archived)
# oh, i say!
steady on!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:44, archived)
#
HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:43, archived)
# fender bender?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:53, archived)
# We can't stop here, this is bat country.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:22, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:09, archived)
# This, and only this.
Turns out you all are his Photoshop bitches. What happened to b3ta?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:34, archived)
# Don't really know
but there does seem to be a lot of whining going on around here lately
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:00, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Lovely
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:14, archived)
# YES!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:21, archived)
# This all seems very much in order.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:32, archived)
# What are we, your photoshopping bitches?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:56, archived)
# =( yes
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:14, archived)
# when hummus is short
it's a welcome distraction
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:50, archived)
# I found this on internet & I think it should win the compo:
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] soz
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Haha
Push it real good!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# silly fucker!
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Daft.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:45, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Far too silly.
{:-)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha
That can't be right though because it went into the right position first time !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Dur dur dur-duuur dur-durr dur dur dur
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:43, archived)
# Ok, I understand the 'match joke' but why Calamity Jane?
I can;t for the life of me work it out.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Because SEXEH that's why because.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Because reverse hexes? Nope still don't understand.
And damn Doris Day is still alive.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:12, archived)
# You need a big match in the windy city.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] U.F.C..........oranation Street


NWOT...etc...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:12, archived)
# football is shit
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Och, schoolboy error
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Leave those cars alone, Norman.

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:14, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:21, archived)
# my 33rd birthday, there
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:43, archived)
# my eighth birthday, here
: D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:53, archived)
# CANDLES
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:58, archived)
# old
fart
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Many flames of happiness!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Burn, idiot young man.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 22:10, archived)
# She doesn't look happy about the scratches...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
#
I did an art & made my first Magenta Purple Penis to contribute to the board. I hope you all like it :)

Click for bigger (412 kb)

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Hurray!
But it needs more seamen.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:47, archived)
#
HUrraY :)I'll sort that !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:48, archived)
#
Its hard to fit it all in

Click for bigger (451 kb)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Needs more Cher
straddling a cannon.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Cher could not be copntacted on such short notice
will Howard Stern do? -- they look the same
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:17, archived)
# It's spurting binary!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:03, archived)
# would you like a byte?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:38, archived)
#
Hahaha & That is how computers are made :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# That's what she said!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:00, archived)
# alright turricanc641980
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:56, archived)
#
Old & Made By Someone Else
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:01, archived)
#
HI Mongy Chops thanx for saying hello :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:54, archived)
# The people called the Romanes
they go to the house.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 4:18, archived)
# Just out of interest, were you born at the start of the financial year?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:46, archived)
#
I can't remember :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:48, archived)
# morning

I don't think I quite understand what "proportions" means
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 8:43, archived)
# if she's an average model show me an above average model please!
ahahahahhahahahaha i'm so fucking funny man
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 9:14, archived)
#
Hahahahahaha everything
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 5:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 5:44, archived)
# at least you're happy
morning
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 7:55, archived)
# even dead kittens being raped by men with big willies?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 9:14, archived)
# ESPECIALLY
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] American B3ta Doctor Who


Click for bigger (128 kb)

J.J Abrams would be proud
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 1:53, archived)

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