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[challenge entry] Compost.......
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] And another ....
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:28, archived)
# Definite pfft
But will click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:51, archived)
# Ah, the old "match heads stuffed all the way down the fag" trick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:32, archived)
# ^ Warning: do not attempt this at home, it'll take your face off
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:33, archived)
# Or the "Cigarette soaked in liquid oxygen" trick
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:54, archived)
# ...or the "dump all of the tobacco out, and shove a piece of det-cord into the wrapper" trick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 23:29, archived)
#
[unlurk]

Clicky for Big
[relurk]
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Is it like Meccano?
*insert Wingnuts joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:43, archived)
# what do you call a wingnut with ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:44, archived)
# I don't know...
...what do you call a wingnut with ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:51, archived)
# I was hoping you would know
when I saw you mention wingnuts I assumed you knew a thing or two about them
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57, archived)
# *bolts*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:59, archived)
# cuts
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:04, archived)
# *Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Nice
Nicolas Cage still hates those bees.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:16, archived)
# I can see this film creating a big buzz !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:16, archived)
# "THE MONSTER MOVIE THAT EVERYONE IS BUZZING ABOUT"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:24, archived)
# Is it a
B-Movie?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Where are the spang images?
Never has an egg been more deserving of a pan...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:27, archived)
# This, pehaps
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 4:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 3:56, archived)
# Nobody expects the spangish inquisition...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] THREADRUSH!! FIREFLY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:12, archived)
# HEY!! I SAID "THREADRUSH!! FIREFLY!!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:11, archived)
# HEY, YOU GUYS!! OVER HERE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Wow that's lovely
Have a yay and click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Alright, you don't have to bombard me with replies..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:01, archived)
# that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:03, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Stiff as a board..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# I keep mine in a toast rack
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Good idea - you can warm them before use and fill the house with the scent of toasted Gentleman's Relish..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# I like the way you think...
*pops one in the toaster*
/edit maybe I should have taken it off first
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:28, archived)
# HaHa - I was at the London Sock Exchange the other week
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:57, archived)
# The chap front-right
seems to think it's a bare market.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:32, archived)
# reaches for pan....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Tomorrow in San Francisco, it will look like this in front of the Pacific Stock Exchange
As part of the annual Saint Stupid's Day Parade
mikosloper.blogspot.com/2010/04/st-stupids-day-parade.html?m=1
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:37, archived)
# actually that looks fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:43, archived)
# I have done it maybe 10 times over the years - a very silly event!
This is the usual route and events along the way:
www.saintstupid.com/weekdayz-0plaza.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Has there been a suspender in the stockings market ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:11, archived)
# dammit, man! where are all the argylls?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] argh etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:34, archived)
# are those antennae?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
# yes, yes they are.
or
no, no they aren't.
I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:39, archived)
# i say they are
and he's trying to look like a space hopper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:55, archived)
# ah, right you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:58, archived)
# is chocolate hallucinogenic, by any chance?
*stops eating crispello*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:13, archived)
# It almost looks like he's on the front cover to 'Platoon'
...maybe I've been drinking too much coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Ah, coffee, that well known powerful psychedelic drug.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:42, archived)
# *puts coffee down*
*on flashing unicorn's head*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Now you've broken your cup.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:46, archived)
# it's ok, it's ok
the diamond gnomes of suffolk have arrived to fix the mug with their 'special glue'... why do they smile so?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Because you tip them so well. Then their brains leak out.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:49, archived)
# they certainly do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:52, archived)
# you do know they're stealing your underpants, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:56, archived)
# LIES!
They wouldn't dare.
*looks down*
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:57, archived)
# As if you were already wearing underpants
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:59, archived)
# well I did once
but my hat fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:01, archived)
# there's only one way to stop them:
velcro.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:13, archived)
# got charged £50 for some velcro once...
...what a rip-off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# badum
and, indeed, tish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# We need to keep this guy entertained. (EDITED FOR TOPICALITY)
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
# i say we neuter him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] :0
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:30, archived)
# as a smoker and a mod I approve
needs more mirrors n' hubcaps though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Speaking as a rocker I'm afraid I'm going to have to boot you into the verge..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:26, archived)
# very professional job but I've spotted a smudge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Damn you're good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:56, archived)
# thanks for reminding me
that i've run out of fags :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Nicely done !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] slow on here today.... a little too slow...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:32, archived)
# YOUR ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:35, archived)
# no YOU'RE on fucki...
wait, no you're right, it is me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# SWEET SHITTING CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:40, archived)
# SWEET SHITTING CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:44, archived)
# YOUR ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] pew pew pew

webshizzle

A gif from something I'm in the middle of working on.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Fire! Compo it
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:11, archived)
# compo-ed
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:21, archived)
#
A new music video? Nice! Always top quality, amazed at your patience
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:33, archived)
# so gunshot
very bullets
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:29, archived)
# many gangsta
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Nice to see Naomi Campbell and Madonna still getting work
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:28, archived)
# *says 'hello' to his little friend*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Wow Woo
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Take that, you dirty dog!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:05, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:09, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Reservoir Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, so that's where they got their logo idea from...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:31, archived)
# If a bastard fox stole my globe
I'd set it on fire as it slept too
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:04, archived)
# this is like totally a beautiful metaphor for how we should like love our planet, yah?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Ah... I understand now...
So that is what Global Warming is about? Some berk in the Antarctic has let their barbecue get out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Positively Embarrassing ...
Wanna hear the worst music ever written and recorded by anybody ever in the entire history of the world? Music so bad that you can barely prise your poor ears away from it?

Then you might want to go here: www.wholisticvitality.com.au/affirmations

Jaw-dropping, quality cuts include the not-at-all self-indulgent and misguided "I Love Myself" and "Money Comes To Me".
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 5:34, archived)
# Quim
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:03, archived)
# Randy Quim?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:54, archived)
# *poke* /links is over there >>>>
An image appears

pre-photoshop edit using transparent film and a xerox
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:35, archived)
#
Oh yes, sorry - my bad. Should have gone on the links board. See, this is what happens if I only post a link every four thousand years.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:59, archived)
# 5th element? "Every x thousand years a force of great evil..." etc
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 7:17, archived)
#
JAW DROPPING

CHIN DRIBBLING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:54, archived)
# I should like this played at full volume over my funeral service, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:32, archived)
# That'll really put the fun in funeral!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# yeah i'm not clicking that could be a virus, soz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:55, archived)
# we've got a /links board for stuff like that now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:34, archived)
# and a /talk board to post it on too… ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# You've pushed off something from Sunday morning you total bag of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:41, archived)
# I hadn't even finished reading Friday yet :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:35, archived)
# oh god
if we keep using threads at this rate I'll have to check back more than once a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:48, archived)
# We could always just keep posting in the same thread instead of starting new ones
See how long it lasts before the database breaks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:52, archived)
# it's running on a zx81
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:09, archived)
# All taken from her second album, 'Up My Own Arse'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:27, archived)
# (David Attenborough voice on:)
"And here we see the very rare Duchamps' Pelican..."

(David Attenborough voice off)
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 4:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 4:35, archived)
# A tragic story of franks and beans or the lack thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 4:41, archived)
# "and they both came from good families!"
I like that they name-checked his balls
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:35, archived)
# we can dance if we want to
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:55, archived)
# No you can't!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] celebrity fires
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Send it to Heat magazine.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# love it
you missed out Kate / George W (Bush)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:29, archived)
# was going to but it had bindun
b3ta.com/board/11069080
b3ta.com/board/11069372
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:36, archived)
# soz
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:17, archived)
# think I should have had Graham Norton's camp fire but I don't like odd numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:25, archived)
# One of them took me far too long
but it's late - have a click anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:31, archived)
# He doesn't appear to have shatner fire at all, I don't get it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Yeah that one lol............
Guess what I spent my day doing ??
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaha
now you'll have to clean the whole lot
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Done it all....
bloody gardening !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:37, archived)
# captain's log maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 1:44, archived)
# Time for a musical interlewd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XWo4ufMkG4
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:44, archived)
# nearly spat my tea!
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:50, archived)
# i don;t get the duran duran one
or the one above it.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 2:59, archived)
# Le Bon Fire?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 3:28, archived)
# I don't recognise the ones on two and three
(gijoel, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(herman:D, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:46, archived)
# Yes!
Magnificent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha perfect !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Outstanding doings....
that lighter must only be 4 days old cos they all break after 5 days. cospiracy i tell you. Conspiracy.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:51, archived)
# Yay!
hello little fella !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:52, archived)
# super!
Something like this would have made the marlboro-lighting sequences in Wild at Heart even more enjoyable
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:54, archived)
# wooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:55, archived)
# haha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:56, archived)
# On his way to take industrial action, no doubt
He's out on strike.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:58, archived)
#
Your gas is as good as mine..
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:15, archived)
# That works nicely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# This wins for me !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:02, archived)
# This is ace :-)
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:30, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:43, archived)
# Hell yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 0:08, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 3:29, archived)
# ^
I was going to type this, now I don't need to. 7 keypresses saved!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:36, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 3:44, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Bayooootiful!
FP this now! Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Awesome - great idea, so well-executed
Another fire sprite - not enhanced, just four photos of the fire at home animated:

(philbo baggins, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:14, archived)
# This one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:03, archived)
# a ha ha
This is amazing. : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:39, archived)
# wowzers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:27, archived)
# damn good!
that is
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 4:01, archived)
[challenge entry] can you hear the sound of barrels being scraped?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Life is like a box of chocolates
You can either read the back of the box to see what's what or you can see which of the choccies have bite marks in them and then were put back because they were rather unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:13, archived)
# You know that feeling you get upon receiving an open packet of half-chewed orange Revels..right?
RIGHT??
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:26, archived)
#
sweet, decadent and delicious
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Dnd madlove
(geematic Geester, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:17, archived)
# what monster is this then?
It looks nothing like the most dreaded monster of them all
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:36, archived)
# Sweet Lordy-ju-ju-momma...that's impressive.
"Remove Helmet of Stupidity.."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:27, archived)
# He came to a sticky end =(
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:51, archived)
# YES
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 7:31, archived)
# this should be a QOTW
fuck anecdotes, lets get b3ta writing a text-based game
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:39, archived)
# sounds a bit somethingawful-ish, I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:17, archived)
# i don't fucking know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:22, archived)
# what sort?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:35, archived)
# everything but mushroom
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:43, archived)
# egg and bacon
everything tastes better with bacon. unless pedro's cooked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Egg? In a quiche? Fuck me I bet Heston's shitting himself
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Me-ow
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:59, archived)
# hello smashy
I concur.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:45, archived)
# Back in the day, "quiche eater" was considered an insult amongst computer science students
because you can't get quiche from a vending machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:07, archived)
# shocking!
i bet you can in japan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:10, archived)
# I am cooking a curry. No quiche for me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:28, archived)
# Real men don't eat quiche.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:31, archived)
# Amen to that. Never trust a man who does.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Quiche does not exist in my dojo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:35, archived)
# What's the difference between a quiche and a blowjob?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:04, archived)
# About three pounds fifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 0:07, archived)
# I am a heterosexual vegetarian male and I eat quiche every now and again.
There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 0:36, archived)
# I don't understand this Venn Diagram
someone call Q4nobody
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# you must be very watchful when cooking bacon in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:25, archived)
# no. you just don't cook bacon in the oven. end of.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:31, archived)
# iIs there some undulating reason why you don't like oven-cooked bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:35, archived)
# i believe you mean underlying
and yes, there is. it goes rock-hard and i like mine still floppy.
my bacon, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:50, archived)
# floppy bacon is all wrong.
Bleh!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:46, archived)
# it's lovely!
especially on a butty with egg and you take a bite, but the bacon doesn't break, then it flies out of the bread and hits you in the face with an egg-smeared slap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:54, archived)
# This is exactly the problem.
I simply don't enjoy my meat slapping me in the face, gooey or otherwise.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:41, archived)
# egg yolk needs to be runny too
also oven-cooked bacon leaves a baking tray utterly gluey with fat which a) is messy washing up and b) reminds you of how much fat you're eating when you have bacon fried

so screw that
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:42, archived)
# just scrape the black off with a knife it'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# his wife left him
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah, but she was a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:01, archived)
#
cake is ruined,
*he's feeling rather glum,
*he was going to put some icing on
and give it to *his mum

*or it's a she

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# it wooden go
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:03, archived)
# this is what clangers look like when they get old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:30, archived)
# is that clive in the window?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# CLIIIIIIIIIVE !!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 4:04, archived)
# It's because of the shoddy Elvisweathercook Oven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:39, archived)
# you cooked his COCK!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# should have stuck with pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Barker not Baker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:02, archived)
# you always treat people so ruff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:20, archived)
# That smoke's ace
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Yo' Mama is so nasty, her armpits look like she's got Don King in a headlock.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:29, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:46, archived)
# that's one jammy ring you won't find me near
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:48, archived)
# ^ now thats brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:49, archived)
# you know me, i see a tone, i just gotta lower it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:07, archived)
# haha very good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:57, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)

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