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[challenge entry] Ye Olde Potatoswap
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:59, archived)
# Found this old tripe too....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:08, archived)
# Well, that's you on the watchlist
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:26, archived)
# Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:36, archived)
#

biggererreerrrererer
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Testing my luck that no one else has done this...


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(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:52, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:17, archived)
# Brilliant.
A family favourite (!!!SPOILER!!!)!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=esIihVb-Jus
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:17, archived)
# dinner spoiler
need to watch that film again - only seen it the once and years after discovering the book which i liked. not sure about film yet, though i remember it being enjoyable. book could do with a reread too, it's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:21, archived)
# I've managed to never see the film
Book is an all time favourite though
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:29, archived)
# yeah, as with any book/film thingy
they need approaching differently. if i were comparing the film to the book i would have to say it is shit and would not inspire me to seek out the book, had i not read it, which would be a shame. but as a film it's like, y'know, alright.
edit: ha, guess i could say the same for '84 and hitchhikers, which i discovered at about the same time book wise.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:06, archived)
# I read the book and then watched the film
It seemed like a reasonable interpretation of the book, you know like a good attempt if not the best possible realisation of it, but I don't think a film version could ever really do the book justice. The book is just too good for reasons that make it unfilmable.

Loved this compo entry though!
(emptyspace, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:26, archived)
# yeah the time line needs putting together in your own head in such a way that film doesn't lend itself to too well
or something like that... if that even makes any kind of sense outside of my own head
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:33, archived)
# I first read it while in the US Navy (during the Vietnam War)
It was totally logical to me at that point. I could find shipmates who were very much like all of the characters, and many of the situations and dialogue were very plausible.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:52, archived)
# please tell me you moved on to heart of darkness
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Pffft!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T-VAi2Xqq8
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:31, archived)
# you started it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJNsQPRSWpY
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:09, archived)
# No
I read that in high school.

and I saw the movie ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 3:07, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:28, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:02, archived)
# That is funking awesome
TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH THIS NOW!!!
(CakeandDeath, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Dog theme
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:28, archived)
# a cracking read
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea roast from last week

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:28, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] fully illustrated
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] R.I.P
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:19, archived)
# nobody told me finnegan was dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:21, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
He dies in the end

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s9KBurmF80
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:35, archived)
# haven't heard that in years!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:47, archived)
# pffr
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] shamelessly stolen from terry pratchett
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:03, archived)
# well, i thought it was funny :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:48, archived)
# some of my best friends are spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# one of mine was
then she died
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Mine made a web and called me a pig
Soon dealt with that
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:35, archived)
# pfff!
mine sat on my shoulder and freaked out visitors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:50, archived)
# 'tis a good one
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:12, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS DOES NOT APPROVE!
TEAM SPIDERS IS NOW AT WAR WITH SMASH MONKEY! (^(^;;^)^)
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:06, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Now then, now then!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:59, archived)
# :)
Lots of nonces about today. I should warn my grandchildren.
MY GRANDCHILDREN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Bwhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:00, archived)
# It's funny coz it's true - sadly !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] hello

Actually had these books when I was a kid in the 50's hashtag OldGit
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:09, archived)
# He's a wrong un alright.
In fact they are both a proper pair of rascals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha, yewtree SE
photo mrlittlemiss_zps8c386567.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Ha! Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:22, archived)
# why has he/she been eating and/or fucking coal?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Don't knock it.
Each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:16, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] no batteries needed
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It Really Works!!!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:46, archived)
# Post this on Mums Net?
They MUST know the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Mumsnet it!
And make a youtube video of the responses appearing in realtime!
(squigbobble existed, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:10, archived)
# YES!
Imagine the outrage.

do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] *shlurp* ps have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while since I've used this 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This is about the 4th time I've used a version of this joke. I hope nobody notices.



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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] A few from the library.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Also this an old comp repost...is that allowed?...ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:35, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:40, archived)
# Dog shit and chalk?
Luxury!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:34, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:32, archived)
# such a top shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:32, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
Nice work Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:53, archived)
# Worms !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:19, archived)
# penguins, crack and monkeys?
What's not to love?!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Evolutionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Now in hardback
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:17, archived)
# Couldn't finish it. Found it hard to get through.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
# What not to read on the loo
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's this.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:28, archived)
# *officelol*
Tempered by rage at the outrageous milking of the franchise by said Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Well I don't suppose
LOTR made him enough money.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Even allowing for his greed,
it's not exactly as if the Hobbit were doomed to be the last film in his career. He doesn't need to make enough to retire on out of one short book.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:24, archived)
# Wait for the 10-part adaptation of the 'Silmarillion'
The book is borderline unreadable tedious drivel, but it could easily be stretched out over however many films they think the public could stand.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:46, archived)
# Maybe he's working himself up for a '24' type thing
Whereby he does the whole History of Middle Earth in real time.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha "this season from the point of view of the elves overseas"
like a Rosencranz & Guildenstern are Dead gone middle-earth
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Just imagine how long he's going to have to make his 6-disc special editions
when they invent whatever it is comes after Blu-Ray!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:39, archived)
# and lord of the rings 'scholars' discussing the pronunciation of elvish expressions, down to the last flatulence
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
# :D superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:55, archived)
# hehe "Chapter one: Concerning Bunny Sleds"
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:02, archived)
# They should have played jackety sax during that scene
Like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rYLes8Dk3E
(gijoel, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 6:09, archived)
# hahah yes
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Apr 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Haha!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:10, archived)
# teeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:34, archived)
# ahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
so true!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:30, archived)
# I LOVE this
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:50, archived)
# tl;dr
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:05, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:20, archived)
# FP this
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:11, archived)
# already pilfered, a compliment, of sorts.
cheezburger.com/8166771456
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Must already exisit, just not here.
...also Saw-sa-jahs
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Yum, is it lunchtime yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Ken Hom's Hot Dog
it's got some bite
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:04, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Dad's dog's dead
maybe they ate it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Shouldn't this be called
101 ways to wok your dog.
(mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:33, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Ha, wish i had thought of that...was going to do 'hot dog wok' but got lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] No, his face is not photoshop'd in any way
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:07, archived)
# BBC news bit, not worthy of a new thread.
...could be a challenge in it, Kim is always good value for money in that regard. www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27116092
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Foreword by George Osborne
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:14, archived)
# An infinitely punchable face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Still haven't seen that film. Must watch!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:34, archived)
# not seen it yet?
you must be one of 'them' then...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Enjoy.
youtu.be/2apb9RksnJA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:35, archived)
# beware
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:43, archived)
# *ADBLOCKS* :( ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:08, archived)
#
" /
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:12, archived)
# looks
eerily like Henning Wehn.
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:36, archived)
# He does, he does look like Henning ha.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:46, archived)
# does his mum look like cher?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] So tiny...
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Now that's a Sex face!
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:05, archived)
# :D
I love Vic's portraits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] oh, Rusty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha, yes! But there's only one rusty in these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:05, archived)

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