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# Not Rik Mayall-related.


But just in case anyone else is feeling as uncomfortable as I am about having a completely unsolicited and unwanted piece of Murdoch coming through the letterbox on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:45, archived)
# i'll use it to cleanse ma gooch
imjussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:51, archived)
# We got a euro-election leaflet from the local extreme-right-wingers recently
It was far too glossy. Considered emailing them and asking them to make it more absorbent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:04, archived)
# Dear Mr Camron,
wy you such a fuck?

regards,

the planet
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:34, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEB.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:04, archived)
# he has an inverted chode.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Why don't they just turn off their website's paywall for the day?
They must hate the environment.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Some shop assistant in WH Smiths offered us a free Daily Mail with our purchase a few months ago
And *after* I stopped giggling I was able to tell her exactly why I would not be accepting her generous offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:02, archived)
# i'm buying a budgie
just so i can line it's cage with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 22:03, archived)
# it would be easier to just shit on it yourself
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Don't forget to tweet them a picture.
That's why they sent you it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:45, archived)
# *Makes note : alpaca shits on budgies*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 1:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:45, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:13, archived)
# The Grim Rapist got him :(
Kevin Turvey Investigates... Death: youtu.be/xPLAcFHkASc
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:20, archived)
# The People's Poet is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:27, archived)
# farwell son of jurgen prochnow
xxx
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:56, archived)
# Evening, Dek.
If you haven't already seen it, this is my current number one on the 'must see' list:
youtu.be/7LqZoI0SAb4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:23, archived)
# Looks better than Oculus. I jest - it wasn't bad. Karen Gillan's lovely bum made up for any flaws.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:08, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:30, archived)
# Oh no!
He was ace. His 'autobiography' was fucking hilarious!
*saddened*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:31, archived)
# One spang to many
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:46, archived)
# If there is a god he's a fucking fascist bully boy bastard
I'm hoping it's all just a massive big joke and we've all fallen for it
'snorts' :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:00, archived)
# :'(
*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Nicely done.
Very sad news.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:06, archived)
# My childhood comedy hero very sad indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:08, archived)
# Bummer
/pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:11, archived)
# The intro to Bottom always made me laugh
nothing is funnier than a grown man being belted with a newspaper when you are 10
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Interesting that most people's favourite memories of him are from being kids.
His influence in terms of just getting people into comedy, rather than influencing a particular style, must be pretty big.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:23, archived)
# This^
would count myself in that bracket.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:45, archived)
# It was pretty funny at 30
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:26, archived)
# true :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:05, archived)
# nicely
and sorry did not mean to post right over you there
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:23, archived)
# I never actually like having a post on the top for too long.
There's pressure on the top post!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:29, archived)
# in that case post something quickly please
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:33, archived)
# =(
I resolve to whack one of my colleagues with a newspaper every day out of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Why couldn't one of the 100's of shit comedians die??
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:59, archived)
# bugger
no one said "bastard" better

farewell, fuckfiend

xxxx

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:15, archived)
# lovely
sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:50, archived)
# :(
RIP
(herman:D, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] how to use the internet properly
"
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
But, you know, some left-handed people might disagree...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:00, archived)
# perfect!
ambiwank...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:04, archived)
# for the ambidextrous
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:07, archived)
# Haha - that gives new meaning to the theatrical phrase
'I saw an interesting two-hander last night'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:09, archived)
# Nice bounce action
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:06, archived)
# MAGNIFICENT BALLS, MAN!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:16, archived)
# FUCK FOR ALL THE FAMILY
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:17, archived)
# so long Lord Flash - will miss you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Very sad news
The world is, by a small percentage, a bit less funny now.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Wiv da angles Munter Jade & Dianna :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:00, archived)
# RIP Rik Mayall
A comedy genius has been lost today :(

Gutted
(Beanchimp, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Horrible way to go, that.
Was it an animal or a human that gutted him?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)
#
They haven't found him yet as he is lost
(Beanchimp, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:16, archived)
# A big loss to comedy!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:16, archived)
# He'll always be "Rest Home Ricky" to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:34, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:21, archived)
# ohhh, have we got a video?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Rik Mayall's one and only tweet:

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Still managed 30K followers, nice picture also
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Yes but, who was he following?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Now we'll never know :( *
*Probably Ade Edmondson
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:31, archived)
# 7/9 top UK trending topics are currently his
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Ha, irony
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:10, archived)
# STOAT
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Sadness
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:36, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Hope they're all wearing smashing blouses wherever you are

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Wick?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:27, archived)
# this sucks like a big sucky thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:55, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I just noticed the mission statement rhymes..ha.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Actor and comedian Rick Mayall has died.
Can't wait for the hilarious pics to ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:09, archived)
# I was expecting loads by now


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Whoa!
Only 56 too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:11, archived)
#
There hasn't been that many pics, I counted about 5 not 56
(Beanchimp, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Poor Rik, he'll be outed as a massive nonce now.
It's the 21st century way.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:38, archived)
# very nice
fyi: doing a sweepstake over on talk, come and take part b3ta.com/talk/7738202
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Not a chance!
Proud member of the "never posted on /talk" club, but too shit/ apathetic to make a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:58, archived)
# oh ok, good for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:10, archived)
# I'll support the referees
They get all kinds of shit from fans, players and managers. Thankless job.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:51, archived)
# they'll do better than greece
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Yeah, alright
*crosses fingers for Ecuador*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Damn, Ecuador's gone
*crosses fingers for Honduras*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:25, archived)
# My Life...
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:45, archived)
# *feels a bit awkward*
you, erm, you ok there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Could be worse
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:50, archived)
# that's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this just me?
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:09, archived)
# it always turns in to the
police academy theme music...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Spot on!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Oh God. This is one of life's truths.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:18, archived)
# No problem here. Though I do have to mentally rewind to the intro to get from one to the other.
If you want a right sod, learn the lyrics to American Pie and then listen to Al Yankovic's The Saga Begins.
'A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away...'
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:51, archived)
# got that on cd
i still prefer the night santa went crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:30, archived)
# Which version?
Extra Gory Version, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:53, archived)
# of course
the idea of reindeer sausages intrigues me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Blitzen and Donner Kebab
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:16, archived)
# You should try Bob Rivers - What if Eminem Did Jingle Bells
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uztkwpwPo_U
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Unfortunately, the YouTube video where someone prefectly re-cut a live performance by Karen Carpenter
to this Bob Rivers parody is now blocked in the UK. Shame, as it was the funniest damn thing on that site.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tptEk0uFrGE
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:23, archived)
# It's the Pirates of the Carribean and Skyrim one that gets me.
The mashup on YT just confused me
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:02, archived)
# I can relate to this.
Also: The two fanfares within the Superman theme are hard to remember without reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Haha
Very true. A good challenge to set yourself is to sing those two followed by 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' in quick succession.
He wrote some great tunes, John Williams, but they do somehow merge into one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:32, archived)
# I can do it quite easily...
...the trick is to know that the beginning of Superman starts with Two 'duhs' when Star Wars starts with three:

Duh-Duh-Daaaaaaa, da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Superman

Duh-Duh-Duh Daaaaaa daaaaaaaa, da da da daaaaa daaaaa - Star Wars.

Piece of piss.
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] fun facts are fun. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:44, archived)
# This is very very informative
What's the fact associated with the car crash?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:48, archived)
# oh yeah...
forgot that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:50, archived)
# i've fixed it
but now can't update due to b3tards being buggered...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:53, archived)
# I think you can overwrite a pic on the b3ta host
Or at least upload as usual, then edit your post with the new link.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:07, archived)
# i used smoke and mirrors
that fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Cool man, cool
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:18, archived)
# KHAaaandles
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 7:22, archived)
# I never realised what happens when you click on the candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 7:35, archived)
# it's a very spacey day
'ning board
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 7:59, archived)
# ives!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:09, archived)
# Wow! Who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:53, archived)
# ^that
I see Thatcher was re-elected on this day
Worst day evaar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:04, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:08, archived)
# sup
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:47, archived)
# Woo!
Happy day
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Happy everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:57, archived)
# KHAN SOLO
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Obi Khan Khanobi
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:08, archived)
# HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:01, archived)
# 4 Khaaandles


Rule 283: Any joke about candles must include a "4 candles" reference.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Have a jolly nice
b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Here's a shiny chain I created.


Click here for biggerer

Edit: Working on animating it.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 22:12, archived)
# very bling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 22:29, archived)
# You should post this on /links
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 22:50, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 23:06, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Well played sir.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:02, archived)
# stock photo.com needs more like this.
Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 Jun 2014, 23:29, archived)
# i saw what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Fence bar?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 6:05, archived)
# Link tube?
Just trying to keep things moving
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 6:06, archived)
# Chain of fools?
OK, I should go to bed as nobody who posts is here.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 6:11, archived)
# G'night John-Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 6:14, archived)
# Good night Huge echoey house
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 6:17, archived)
# ...house.......house.......house...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Nicely done!
Cinema4D?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Maya 2015
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 7:34, archived)
# I haven't done anything in Maya in years. Urge to dig it out again now.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:21, archived)
# I like this a lot
however, how did the shadow ray tracing result in a solid area at the first link? Even at the low angle of the hot light there should have been a bit of open loop (or, since it is actually an illustration you could make it happen by adjusting it to be less confusing?)

A nit, to be sure - I haven't done one of these kind of renderings in quite a while, and I am sure the software has improved a lot since then...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 6:52, archived)
# Just Messin' Wit,,,, Y'all. Been a while.
(SpiteClassic, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 21:36, archived)
# I have no idea what this refers to
but welcome back :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 22:30, archived)
# One Of My Favourite Punk Rock DJs...
Posted "Oh Man, This new Kanye West album Is Killer" on Facebook, just to see what people would say....so I said this.
(SpiteClassic, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 1:24, archived)
# Yes!
HR runs circles around him.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 0:53, archived)
# YaaaY!
Not lost on everyone I guess.
(SpiteClassic, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Text

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:14, archived)
# marvellous :D
although I reckon Peter Kaye will be doing 2014 stuff in 3 years

Selfies? SELFIES?! *does a face at a pretend camera*
*everyone laughs and more next gen digital downloads are sold than ever before*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:16, archived)
# T'Selfie!!!!1
I watched one of his Sunday Show appearances the other day - within 5 minutes he references Fred The Weatherman, Jimmy Saville and Stuart Hall.

He probably doesn't do that bit any more.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:22, archived)
# How long before he starts referencing his own earlier routines?
"Comedians doin' gags about Spangles (???) and white dog shit? What wur that all abaht?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:01, archived)
# gina yashere is painfully unfunny
and i would love to think of richard pryor calling someone a wazzock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Her mother's from Nigeria
Strange that she never mentions it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:52, archived)
# I think Eddie Izzard hit on how to get the likes of her to shut the fuck up.
Cesar, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:04, archived)
# dang that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:50, archived)
# Peter Kay will not make it to 2041. I know this to be a fact although I can't reveal how.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 20:20, archived)
# 3072nd
Picking nits, mainly 'cos I didn't understand much else.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Well spotted.
Can't be bothered to edit it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 21:36, archived)
# You really shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 22:52, archived)
# LOLed at the Duncan Norvelle one!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 0:07, archived)
# Nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 0:42, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:32, archived)
# haha great!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Ello
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Bride of Akbar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:50, archived)
# oi loikes fishes oi do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 15:08, archived)
# ah, the rare and elusive portal fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 15:13, archived)
# he's having a clear-out....his other dimension is full of old bubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 15:20, archived)
# isn't that always the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 15:40, archived)
# lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 15:24, archived)
# if you have any old bubbles that need cleaning check these guys out...
www.bubbleclenz.co.uk/home
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 16:03, archived)
# Strangely no mention of piscine domiciles..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 16:40, archived)
# is it just me, or do domiciles sound like a kind of dinosaur?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Just you, Smashy....................just you...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 16:56, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Here

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 17:31, archived)
# Oh, hai!
hai!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 16:51, archived)
# this is far funnier than it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Hai
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:17, archived)
# It's Brucie
Edit: and then I looked at the filename
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:27, archived)
# Uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 19:10, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 22:48, archived)
# that was one of my first pictures on here. almost looks the same! can't get it cos b3tards gone down.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:22, archived)
# He's hard to resist :)
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Third Rock from the Sun

(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 10:52, archived)
# woo
This is making me want to eat a scotch egg though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:30, archived)
# :D
sparkly teeth & beard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Smashing orangey bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Did you delete the first one?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:09, archived)
# I did.
I wasn't happy with it but then on reflection I re-released it. I know, a B3ta faux pas...
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Well, I'm certainly not going to reply to this one either.

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Cheers!
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:17, archived)
# I'm having trouble smelling what he is cooking
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Stone-baked pizza
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:45, archived)
# I guess that is technically true about all pizza on earth
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Doesn't Sean Connery live on him? Maybe it's a scale thing. Or he's round the back.
So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:31, archived)

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