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[challenge entry] Things would be different in fillum
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:17, archived)
# I see you've also got The Thing DVD with the wrong cover.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 14:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] what've they ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Well, we upset Anne Robinson for a start.
I speak as ambassador to Wales.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:38, archived)
# Caerphilly cheese and Eisteddfod.
Lloyd George, Manic Street Preachers, Dylan Thomas and Charlotte Church.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Aneurin Bevan
Instrumental in the establishment of the NHS...
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Let's not forget
"perfick" Catherine Zeta Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:52, archived)
# And Tom Jornes
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:59, archived)
#
Well in recent times culturally I suppose, Dylan Thomas, Gruff Rhys, Super Furry Animals, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, 9bach, Griff Rhys Jones,
Peter Baynham, Rob Brydon, Terry Jones, Shirley Bassey, Ryhs Ifans, Anthony Hopkins and Irvine Welsh to name but a few.
Also it was a Welshman (David Edward Hughes) who invented the microphone.

Then there's Glamorgan sausages, leek and potato soup, faggots, Welsh rarebit and Welshcakes.

You can keep Rhod Gilbert though Wales, you dick!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Irvine Welsh?
The Scottish author?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 14:59, archived)
# I was wondering how long that would take.
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:03, archived)
# wahey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:05, archived)
# The Welsh invented package holidays too!
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Fuck HS2..employ this simian now!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:19, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:21, archived)
# The Cornish gave us pasties, clotted cream & inbreeding I'll have you know
*not necessarily in that order
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:14, archived)
# this is an interesting
*wonders where Cornwall comes into it*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Just to the left of Devon
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Cornwall along with Wales were the places the English fled to when the Romans and later the French invaded.
The Welsh and Cornish languages are more English than modern English, which is now largely made up of the Romance languages as opposed to what would have been Germanic/Celtic in structure, pre invasion.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Eh?
(Excuse me if I've missed the point here).

The English hadn't even been invented when the Romans were here. In any meaningful sense, the English (define them as you will), didn't come along until about the 10th century.

As for your remarks on the languages, well...

...and don't get me started on Dylan Bastard Thomas! Talentless verbose piss-head...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:58, archived)
# ok, but apart from...
Etc, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:18, archived)
# tell him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:22, archived)
# There are more Hawaiian words in the english language than Welsh ones.
Trufacts.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Real home fires
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Burning English holiday cottages doesn't constitute "home fires".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:20, archived)
# I'm glad somebody got it, it is a tad old now.
I remember the Not the Nine O'clock News advert in their book which went along the lines of..
"Come home to a real fire,
Buy a cottage in Wales"

I wonder if there could be a resurgence in this kind of thing, what with house prices and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 16:01, archived)
# I'm glad you appreciate the help from another old timer!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Well, it wasn't the Welsh that actually did that.
The Free Wales Army was composed almost entirely of undercover policemen and secret policemen. All spying and informing on each other. In the name of democracy and keeping the public safe of course.
And the plain fact is that most of the "arson attacks" were simply insurance fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:09, archived)
# Why is a bear eating Ilfracombe?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Some things could have been different.
and we dunno what else would have gone otherwise than it has
(okay okay!, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 8:59, archived)
# Serious answer: difficult to predict.
Hitler was very charismatic, but the kernel of what would become the Nazi party was already in place. Whether they would have had the audacity to seize power without him is unlikely, though Himmler and Goebbels (amongst several others like Hess and Bormann) were as much the architects of the rise of the national socialists as Hitler himself.

Daft answer: dissipate fishpaste underpant handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Serious 'fun' fact
When Hess was captured in Britain my Dad had to watch his cell while he was awaiting trial. Apparently he'd get pally with the guards and get them to give him cigarettes and stuff, then he'd rat them out so they'd get in trouble. He was also the last person to stand trial in the tower of London.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Yeah... well my dad could beat your dad up.
That's is pretty cool tho : )
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 10:25, archived)
# he works for tesco now and gets staff discount
however, when I tell people these two stories, the tesco one doesn't impress as many people...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 10:33, archived)
#
The lowest form of life, people guilty of war crimes and inhumane acts of abuse and torture responsible for the suffering of millions...how dare your dad work for Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Hess was on trial in the Tower of London?
I think your pappy might be pulling your leg ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:39, archived)
# apologies
He only stayed in the tower, not on trial.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:49, archived)
# ?"Some things could have been different"...*you could have done something to the pic?
*maybe I need glasses?
maybe it's not a post without a point?
maybe it's a joke I don't get?
maybe Hitler's not dead?
maybe you're home alone and needing attention?
maybe it should have gone to /links?
maybe I really did see Hamid Karzai driving a taxi?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Did Hitler
paint that?

Why did he not stick to painting instead of war-mongering?
(harem-member hiding in the corner, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 11:03, archived)
# Yes he did, among many others he painted
www.youtube.com/watch?v=loHEhCf9h34


so if history had been different and he became an artist, The Bavarian army museum at Ingolstadt might now be a museum of Hitlers art instead
www.guide-to-bavaria.com/en/Ingolstadt-Sights-Bavarian-Army-Museum.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 11:59, archived)
# He was rejected by the art school he applied to.
His work was seen as pedestrian. Instead of having another go or getting a job, he blamed the Jews. Bit of a leap in logic there but he had a habit of flying off the handle when things didn't go his way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:38, archived)
# Pedestrian? I've seen ...
.. a lot worse in art school end of year shows.
(annexia, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:10, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 2:32, archived)
# Guggenheim?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 2:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] history on the internet right?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 1:10, archived)
# Think of all the rain forests felled through this guy's absence...
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 1:36, archived)
#
All those curtains ruined by wiping it off...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Great Scott!


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(Kubrick2001, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Applauded!
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Ha good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 23:34, archived)
# RIS?
I don't see how his actions are connected to the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] If the original Bozo had never been
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Rob manuell: Internet cunt
So rob a ddos attack on sites that are currently strangling wikileaks is " the wrong thing to do" but earning ad money by trivialising a cocerted attemp to shut down assange and his whistle blowing site isn't?

Stay out of srs biznz fella cause you obv Ill equipped to comment on it.


And yes no fucking image accompanies this post
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:39, archived)
# sound of plane flying overhead.....
what's he been fiddling with in his cuntshed?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:42, archived)
# I dunno, someone asked him what he thought about something in the news and then someone else got all upset at his answer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:48, archived)
# kids
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 0:26, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une bébé
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 22:28, archived)
# I thought this was going to be a moan about the lack of a newsletter.
Someone should moan about the lack of a newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 22:02, archived)
# They should put a bit in the newsletter asking if anyone's heard from the guy that does the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 22:19, archived)
# He was probably performing one of his satanic religious ceremonies in Canary Wharf again
and they all got stuck in the lift or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 22:58, archived)
# WHERE'S THE FECKING NEWSLETTER??!1
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 1:01, archived)
# Calm down dear.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 22:24, archived)
# It's just a thing
Trouble in the West house already?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Kanye is a genius - He says it over and over again so he must be
If I was him I would get stroppy over this, try and sue and then get made into even more of a laughing stock than he is now
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:10, archived)
# I hope so, I'd be famous :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:23, archived)
# i am pleased to say
that, without being told, i'd have had no clue who either of these tossers were
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:13, archived)
# You forgot about Dre?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:20, archived)
# two of the richest people in music
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:22, archived)
# keep it that way, you're not missing much
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:24, archived)
# It's Vanilla Ice and Eminem.
They all look the fucking same to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Vanilla this vanilla that

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10752510
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:28, archived)
# Silly Smash
I believe it's the Kardashians that are constantly mentioned
obvsly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:22, archived)
# He loves fish sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:19, archived)
# and he's right to :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:24, archived)
# I don't understand, why is everyone laughing?
What's so funny about putting fish sticks in my mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:38, archived)
# it's the way you work it in and out again in a rhythmic motion
I think they're turned on
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 14 Jun 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Kim is a Hobbit
He fucks a Hobbit.
Fishstick eater and a Hobbit fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Bitch, how come you ain't a hobbit again?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] yep, just john, in bed, nothing to see here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:28, archived)
# my hair was peaceful ten years before Lennon's
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:32, archived)
# no way, no way man
your lyin' man, no way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:32, archived)
# now i can fully support this deletion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Hair peace... you deleted Brucie?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:04, archived)
# I want to get to the stage of fame where I can get stoned and mental for a month in my bedroom
and people come to make a documentary about it.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] yuk
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
nope, don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:16, archived)
# nor me
I think it belongs here though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:19, archived)
# I'd hate for it to show up anywhere else
all unexpected like.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:21, archived)
# I think he searched for "2 girls 1 cup"
with safe search switched on !
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Ah!
Now it makes... erm... tea?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:28, archived)
# *boke*
spinny rides make me all kinds of sicky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:21, archived)
# ^This^ :)
'Hook-A-Duck' used to make ,e feel queasy. If I want to feel like that I'll mix my drinks thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:29, archived)
# i have no trouble on rollercoasters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:31, archived)
# It troubles me how quickly I got this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Is that deadmau5 in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Yes,
And Banksy in the pink shirt getting a lap dance from a very small, prudish lap dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 10:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:03, archived)
# marvellous :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:03, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:04, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Apparently John Williams is to blame for him falling over on set
As they couldn't get Han's Zimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)
# *rimshot*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:15, archived)
# *wetwipes*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:20, archived)
# *stops filming*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)
# :D Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:13, archived)
# fab
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:13, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:20, archived)
# awse!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:25, archived)
# :D
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:50, archived)
# That is awesome
Top woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:39, archived)
# w/y/h/p!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:02, archived)
# Ha Ha Fuck Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 23:46, archived)
# wuvvit
.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 14 Jun 2014, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:09, archived)
# most pointless fucking show ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:21, archived)
# It was the only TV program I wanted to watch
Then they spoiled the last series with background music, so now there isn't a single TV program anywhere I want to watch :(
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:49, archived)
# it's shit
i love historical documentaries, but that is complete dull toss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:53, archived)
# It's great. There should be more digging and sieving programmes on television.
Also more geophysics. Hosted by Simon Farnaby looking a bit nervous like he did with those Richard III looneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:00, archived)
# oh, that woman on the Richard III doc was hysterical!
so intense and mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:02, archived)
# I thought Stuart Ainsworth, the landscape surveyor was best
He knew what was underground before a single spadefull was dug up
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Bollocks
I've seen plenty of arrow heads on it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:55, archived)
# spang!
hang on, you've seen plenty of arrowheads on your bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:06, archived)
# pff
silly fecker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:03, archived)
# they were always really good at finding walls
"Geophys has identified a structure that might be a wall... we've dug it up, it's definitely a wall... and what can we tell from this wall? Err... Fuck all."
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:58, archived)
# i loved them finding a toenail-sized piece of manky pottery
and recreating some huge fucking urn out of it. it could have been a plate or a fruit bowl for all they know!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:04, archived)
# rip saracen fjord
I like how you incorporated an invisible chogis, you can't teach that.

Imjussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Merry Jurgen Day to you, my good fiend..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:31, archived)
# It taykes a fuck to know some shit!
Praise Prochnow
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:50, archived)
# It's not invisible
you can see it under tony's arse. looks like he had bogis for dinner.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:56, archived)
# MINE EYES SEE THE GLORY!
sweetfuckfogisfind
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Conclusive proof that nothing happened before 1972
and all history was made up to keep us busy fighting each other while the Rothschild family eat our souls. WAKE UP SHEEPLE! CONTRAILS etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Dammit
I used the last of the tinfoil for last night's dinner
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:44, archived)
# They're now employed
by utility companies
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Bugger that's my only idea so far out the window
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] they should get a bulldozah
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Surely that's a monkeydozer
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWQtX0-9aZ0 ??!!:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 0:04, archived)
# ooo you sneakily changed color of the tracks
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:55, archived)
# Am I the only one who objected to this show on the ground of "speed archaeology" being a fucking insane concept?
Also, Tony Robinson is genuinely a cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Yes, yes you are. Personally the image of Tony running around a field all wide-eyed wielding a trowel under the influence is of great delight to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 23:12, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] If the airplane had not been invented...


Virgin no more!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
I love his sign!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
did he not make his money in records though?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:07, archived)
# NO!
yes
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] FINE! So: if Records and Airplanes were not invented


It certainly cheered Edison up!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Yay! This should win for covering all bases.
Though she doesn't look like a Virgin to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha I don't understand frame #2
but I bally well like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Very good :) *clicky*
Rob chained to a radiator just out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
He looks determined to get every last filthy drop out
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:19, archived)
# :D
*signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:55, archived)
# A stunning piece but that "morning wine" looks like it needs testing urgently.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:30, archived)
# those
were the days
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:09, archived)
# pish
not just any park has such magnificent monorail jeeps
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:32, archived)
# mono meand one
and rail means rail.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:33, archived)
# indeed
hence the magnificent one-rail jeeps: img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100615151014/jurassicpark/images/9/92/Safaricar.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:34, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:11, archived)
# soon to feature George Michael.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "he gave him a right pointing at"
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:51, archived)
# Pfft ! I thought he was holding a bourbon biscuit for a minute.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:18, archived)
# If only he'd shot Cameron in the middle :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Good morning, what a bully day.


Ignore the random forgotten hand on the table...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:38, archived)
# bully!
i can't ignore it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:41, archived)
# Bully!
I could've actually removed it after I'd noticed and before I posted but... Meh...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:29, archived)
# Why is there a random forgotten hand on the table?
(Hand of God?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Thing T. Thing!
best of all the handservants
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:20, archived)
# ^ EXACTLY THIS
What the hell are they thinking
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:39, archived)
# I assume they'd be using the older actors in the same way they did the first film
Alec Guinnes, Peter Cushing etc nothing wrong with that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:48, archived)
# hope so
because Indy 4 could have worked out better if "acknowledging Indy has aged" wasn't code for "adding a few lame jokes about his age"
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:40, archived)
# hahahaha
that's awesome, could be a comp in this somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:32, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:46, archived)
# And it seems he took the actor's saying "break a leg" a little too literally recently
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:54, archived)
# nicely done that
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
get well soon grumpy old Han.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:06, archived)
# old yella
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Koona t'chuta Solo?
Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] what's john doin?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Some days you'll wait ages for a tank, then...
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:15, archived)
# if only I could animate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Loch Ness Loch
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:50, archived)
# or you might say.... wait for it... wait...
the loch LESS monster! a-ha-ha-ha etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Star Wars Spy footage captures Harrison Ford's horrific accident
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:04, archived)
# the best star wars-related thing i've seen
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:24, archived)
# Good morning
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:29, archived)
# good morning to you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:33, archived)
# Good Morning Good Morningers
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:49, archived)
# seems legit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:01, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Bah, I've only got the TIE Interceptor from that series :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:41, archived)
# you bought the wrong one
Falcon and XWing are by far the best ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:47, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Should have stayed in the carbonite, Han.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Well, that's the real trick, isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Thank god there's no Ja-Ja Binks in it
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:53, archived)
# that gollum bloke is in it
so there will be some sort of cgi shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha
nice green screen
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:15, archived)
# 3 post it notes
I think it's what ILM use
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:17, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:38, archived)

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