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[challenge entry] Dartolining!


Dartolining - Everybody's doing it!

briefly
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:20, archived)
# that is the sort of thing 9 yr old boys do, i know as a parent of one (an was a terrible little cunt myself)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:26, archived)
#
was
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Never heard of dreamstime before.
Apparently they specialise in photos of headless thalidomide giants in cars
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Haha
Elliott with a Bruce Lee do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:48, archived)
# the one rolf and jimmy didn't want to touch
typical prejudice nonces
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:57, archived)
# too easy, innit, they can't run away
nonces like a bit of a chase first
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:14, archived)
# i wonder why they haven't stuck this front page on the b£ta twitter yet?????
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:10, archived)
# gotta play it safe, nothing too 'edgy' that might offend pact or any of his commercial partners
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:18, archived)
# has a something happened?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:31, archived)
# a classic
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:19, archived)
# they posted one of my Prince ones earlier which surprised me and makes me assume it's utterly random/automated
so I think we can expect a few shockers :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:34, archived)
# oooh fuck
haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 2:25, archived)
# FUCK!! :D
I just cracked a rib you git¡¡
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:39, archived)
# haaaaaa awww fuck!
slimey!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:36, archived)
# Lawn Darts were the tactical nukes of the toy world.
All gone, now.

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Lawn Darts: so good they wrote a song about them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4UnpbWM-vQ&feature=kp
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:06, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 1:55, archived)
# Not pictured:
Tony Green. As he's just bounced out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha, marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] My Little Skeletor


Bronies be fappin'
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Haha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Damn Skeletor
That's a purty pink tail ya got there
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:32, archived)
# The Plougher of Grayskull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Perfumed ponce.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:56, archived)
#
SKELETOR: there's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. Don't look, don't look! We're in danger, we've got to get out.

BEAST-MAN: Rrrrglarrrglarrrrglar!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 20:13, archived)
# CRINGER: "Maybe *he* fucks arses..."
SNARF!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurry Up BigTrak!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:02, archived)
# haha, you're obsessed
have an old gif...

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha
slowest scalextric ever. I had a Big Trak and one of the re-issued ones from a few years ago. Fast they were not, but great for scaring the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Big Trak laughs at your programming skills, tiny human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:23, archived)
# haha
anyone who wasn't on /talk yesterday may not have seen my message, but i can't be online much for the time being. only had the computer on for 10 minutes and my eyes are already killing me. got to lay off intenetting until after my cataract surgery and i still don't know when that's likely to be.
i'll be back, but for now, play nicely and don't fight.
see you soon! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:33, archived)
#
hugs and that man :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:35, archived)
# good luck smash
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Agh!
Good luck with surgery, ask for bionic eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:52, archived)
# bionic eyes with lasers and x-ray vision!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Hugs.
I hope it goes well. Some of the stuff on here is scary enough just looking at it. It would be even worse if you had to do b3ta entirely by touch or one of those upcoming scratch 'n' sniff iPhones.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:07, archived)
# I dunno, Herman's works would be interesting scratch n' sniff
Cannabis is meant to be good for cataracts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:45, archived)
# If I had cataracts I would smoke cannabis all of the time until I got better
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 0:53, archived)
# all the best dear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:09, archived)
# and after we'd only just found common ground...
hope all goes well and that. chin up (or down, which ever is more comfortable).
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Adios.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Hope it all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Bah, I'm sorry Smashy
Hope to have you back soon
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Good look.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:26, archived)
# missing you already
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Your 'leaving' messages and the DFS sale have a lot in common
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:38, archived)
# most protracted flounce ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Cataracts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0Nn0KINV8

Hope all goes well and we see you back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:40, archived)
# *fights for right to press f5*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:14, archived)
# needs more tits
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Have you considered smoking some cannabis?
Apparently if you smoke it all the time you'll get better.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 0:55, archived)
# Am I the only one around here who never had a Bigtrak?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:57, archived)
# No, nor have I any understanding as to why I would want one.
Then OR now...
I dont see what it does.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:00, archived)
# it combined computers and radio controlled cars when both things were relatively new
making a lot of nerdy young boys very excited in the late 70s/early 80s

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:07, archived)
# It was amazing at the time,
less so when viewed today. Took a fuckton of batteries (I think it was 6 x D cells for motive power and a 9 volt battery for the 'brain') but they did last a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:26, archived)
# When I got one last year my kids were like "Where's the remote control? Where's the touch screen LED display? Can I control it from my iPod?"
After I put them straight about a few things it did keep them amused...

....for about 10 minutes anyway ;)

(The rocket-launcher attachment helped)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:31, archived)
# With only 45 minutes programming and a £45 add-on trailer
you could deliver an apple to your dad in the other room. As long as the dog wasn't in the way.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6V-tuOf3dE

Big Trak was shit really. I'm glad I got given a Star Bird instead that year.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:25, archived)
# LOL
OK they were shit, but they were still cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Nope, I don't even remember them :S
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:12, archived)
# No. I coveted.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Wooooaaaaaahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Similar sort of idea right?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Wonderful
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 23:34, archived)
# I made a breakfast themed vector thing or two.




Available to purchase from here. Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:42, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:57, archived)
# omnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:03, archived)
# My Kitty One.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Oh no!
Cliff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:32, archived)
# didn't even need to shop it..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Is there some Cliff Richard based accusation going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Harriet 'kitty' Webb has links to Elm Guest House
amongst other things..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Blimey
It might be quicker to work out which celebrities weren't messing with kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:12, archived)
# I don't think anyone's accused Monty Python or The Goodies yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:18, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:33, archived)
# comedy GOLD right here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv05Ul8iCGU

Not the PROOF video, obviously I haven't watched it, but the comments, as always, are great.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Type 'cliff richard kitty' into Google.
You might have to wade through some jittery Illuminati/Bilderberg theories, but something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

Denmark
Barbados.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:06, archived)
# The [Mod edit] story is a doozy
an ex [Mod edit] reported that he was working at the hospital and a hysterical man dressed up as a woman
with blood soaked knickers claimed he had been brutally raped by [Mod edit]..
gave his name a Harriet [Mod edit] Webb but it was really [Mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# So how *does* he retain his youthful looks?
Random and unrelated link : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Barbados, mon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:56, archived)
# lovely place....hard to leave I hear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:00, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ace Cap'n! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha
He'd be the one I'd be least surprised about.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:55, archived)
# My money's on Johnny Morris
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Bestiality rap?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:28, archived)
# For the lunatic fringe's take on all this:
thecolemanexperience.wordpress.com

Current lead article is titled 'Did Jimmy Saville Kill Suzy Lamplugh?', and they don't seem to like Jews very much. They NAME lots of people, including Cliff, but this site is where conspiracy theories meet head-on, exchange DNA and spawn barking mad offspring.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:01, archived)
# they might well be 'lunatics' but at least they're out there poking at the hornets nest :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:11, archived)
# One I read yesterday explained how Jill Dando got too close to the truth about Ted Heath's (alleged) merry band of murdering monsters, and got whacked for her troubles.
Her husband knew all about it, but kept quiet - going so far as to "forget" key parts of the incident.

AND NOW HER HUSBAND IS VERY SUCCESSFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:13, archived)
# They make you forget with chemtrails man.
Why do you think airports are located near to large population centres?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Bacofoil, I choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:28, archived)
# the one I could very well believe in
she was investigating a VIP peado ring which had people from MI5, sinn fein, Lords/Mps, Jimmy 'Peado Pope' Saville amongst it's guests list...

shot in the head *shut it!*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
If newspapers don't describe Jimmy Saville as the Paedo Pope already, they should do from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:42, archived)
# I think title of peado pope has already been taken
by the pope
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:55, archived)
# someone posted a video of Rolf Harris drawing Jimmy Saville
The reporter asks why Rolf kissed Jimmys huge crusty ring (on his finger) and it dawned on me that Jimmy Saville is the pope figure for all these nonse cunts

the doozy is "several weeks ago when we first met"
*lying, devious cunts*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oodFPVdjNZ0

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:57, archived)
# That kid is doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Well with a face like that he'd be hard to miss
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:56, archived)
# is that one of the times that Rolf didn't meet Jimmy Savile?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:01, archived)
# And therein lies the rub.
Given recent revelations about certain individuals, (and how they were granted both permission and protection by powerful sources), it now means that any tale of terror we might care to consider could be a very real possibility.
But by doing that we run the risk of trying to tie everything to one thing, and blaming it all on that/them/they.
I'm not saying it isn't possible, but it's just too depressing to carry that kind of uncertainty around on a daily basis.

And if it does all go to shit, at least I won't be surprised.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
# This is complete noncesense
Always thought he was a wrong'un
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:10, archived)
# I clicked "I like this!" but I'm not sure I do.
OH CLIFF WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "Sorry. Weren't you ready?'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] You cad... :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] And a repost from about 8 years ago...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:47, archived)
#
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:53, archived)
# haha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:50, archived)
# but....
it's not tho... :( it's horrible..... think of the playmobil people.... :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Unrelated throwaway joke time!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:31, archived)
# My goodness!
from Iain Banks

They can take our lives but they'll never take us seriously
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:24, archived)
# What we really want tae do is cut our ties from the English peado protecting Mp's

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Haemosex.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Is that how he lost his middle tooth?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:52, archived)
# That child appears to have had a man's HEID ATTACHED TO HIS FUCKING ARM!
A MAN'S HEID!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:50, archived)
# nah,
its a faceparrot. All the rage them parrot pets were for kids in the olden days.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Oh well, if it's just basic sexual deviancy then it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Bang on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Hard cheese, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for being a lazy cunt and using a shit font.

photo spikeydikey_zpsdf2632b1.jpg
(v11cu96, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:28, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Wars 7 is gonna be so cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:27, archived)
# :)
I love the Disney Infinity character designs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:54, archived)
# You don't see enough of these about anymore :(


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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 9:36, archived)
# I think that's because they fell foul of evolutionary pressures
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Wahey!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:46, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 9:24, archived)
# your drawing style has already changed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 9:38, archived)
# penis no longer in use :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 9:42, archived)
# story of my life :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Noonoo sexbot sold separately


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(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 8:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:02, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:07, archived)
# This wins everything
Hahaha you star.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:07, archived)
# ahaha
shots fired
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 1:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 4:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 4:36, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 5:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 7 Jul 2014, 6:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 7:03, archived)
# haha yes!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jul 2014, 8:04, archived)
# :D following the example of politicians can't we bribe Robtoo into re-hosting it?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 9:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Omg, after 10.5 years I've finally broken my front-page duck :D
Thank you, mystery mod!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:45, archived)
# And you got it with a joke that literally nobody outside of b3ta will get!
Well done, but you could have at least sneaked in a freebase/flan for the tease.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha man down! man down!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:48, archived)
# awesome !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:37, archived)
# I thought I could keep my infant safe with a baby monitor
But then it grew into an adult monitor!

(hathat, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] *SIGHS*
Stretch-Armdong-Swingballs.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Haha.
(How come your baby didn't grow into an adult baby?)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 8:58, archived)
# Fuck its my b3taday :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:17, archived)
# happy b3rthday fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:18, archived)
# thanks HT ;D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:03, archived)
# Heil Titler!
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 9:13, archived)
# nazi nips?
nizis?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:49, archived)
# Old git!
Go have a candleday spliff* or whatever you do for recreation.

* Not to be taken as condoning the consumption of naughty illegal stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:20, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:06, archived)
# If I had to pick one thing from the internet, this would be it.
Merry christmas you mother.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:59, archived)
# happy b3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:25, archived)
# Thanks ;D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:08, archived)
# we wish you a merry b3ta day,
we wish you a merry b3ta day, we wish you a merry b3ta day,
And a magenta new yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrer.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Thanks;)
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Happy Birthday Handsome!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Thanks
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:12, archived)
# Enjoy a pint of wax on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:47, archived)
# YaY:)
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:51, archived)
# ;D

(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:19, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:21, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:24, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:12, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:14, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:15, archived)
# Happy B3taday The Herm'
I guessing you have more gifs than friends*

*that's not an insult, because you do have shit loads of gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:25, archived)
# thanks
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Happy B Day PedroHerman
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:35, archived)
# ;)
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:16, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 5:20, archived)
# Happy B3taday you wonderful loon you :)
\0/ :) xx
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Ninj on a sunday :D
thanks
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Possibly my fave B3tan
Because you are the most bonkers. Happy Candles.

Edit: I'd post a GIF, but B3tards ate all mine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Thanks :)
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:47, archived)
# Yes, I remember when we first met too...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Big hugs to you on your B3thday. You are loved and as I get out my slippers and pipe sit back in my rocking chair; yes I remember Herman's early work obsessed with Stella but he developed his later work into tits, animals and Stella. A genius of our time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Love you too :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:08, archived)
# happy b3taday sir

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Merry late candles Herman
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 9:53, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Happy belated b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
# I think before you're five, you see the ring.

Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 19:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 19:15, archived)
# they just need to Google it
seems most people online are discussing it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 19:19, archived)
# The whole thing is rotten to the core.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 19:40, archived)
# and I doubt many of the rotters will be prosecuted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 19:45, archived)
# 'Twas ever thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 19:53, archived)
# In other news:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 19:59, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 20:05, archived)
# Get this on Prickstarter now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:48, archived)
# haha
You big silly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 0:00, archived)
# " They " will blame it all on Ted Heath
theduckshoot.com/ex-prime-minister-edward-heath-paedo-buggerer-torturer-killer/
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 20:24, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 6 Jul 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Now where did I put those files?
*pats pockets and stares at empty table*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 22:13, archived)
# :)
all mp's are cunts
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Whoa!
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
# two hours of painstaking work using a wacom tablet and my own penis as a stylus
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 15:35, archived)
# so that's where the term 'you be stylin' comes from?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 15:56, archived)
# you be stylin'?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Glace Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 16:18, archived)
# a lovely picture of baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Heid! Fetch the paper!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Sheep booze
Grand Depart: A Pint Of Champers
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 22:56, archived)
# Now that is lovely
*clicks desperately*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Is it drinking McEwe-an's?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Served by the baa tender
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:18, archived)
# Probably had enough Lamb's already.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Or a pint of Black Sheep Ale
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 11:32, archived)
# I bet the baa was rammed
(emptyspace, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 12:09, archived)
# With the price of beer these days
he's gonna get fleeced
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Top arts from the elders
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Sexy!
/ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 0:37, archived)
# wAAAAAAAAYYYYY too much yellow
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 1:43, archived)
# And that font.. oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 11:00, archived)
# The Tour de France is incredibly camp this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 12:04, archived)
# nice!
has time stopped here or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 14:29, archived)
# It's just you, me and grrmachine
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 15:21, archived)
# :)
I like this
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:22, archived)
# an evening in for a change



(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Still drinking though I see?
Nice pic, the penguin from Linux and Blue from Blue's Clues go on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 22:23, archived)
# \o/ slides
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 1:40, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 1:42, archived)

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