we've said all that needs to be said
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:30,
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FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWITFUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT
Hey everyone, it's FUCKWIT SUNDAY, everyone be a FUCKWIT for FUCKWIT SUNDAY
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Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:31,
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Hey everyone, it's FUCKWIT SUNDAY, everyone be a FUCKWIT for FUCKWIT SUNDAY
YeahI'm not really here for that like you and a couple of others are :D
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Frogbeat,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:47,
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People like me make B3ta the place it was intended to be. In my eyes anyhow!
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Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:50,
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Wow! Hahahahahahahahaha
You don't post anything to make it anything ya dumb FUCK LOLZ
Frogbeat,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:50,
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what the fuck are you here for then?skype-ing with atomic would be more appropriate. Then the other person that likes your shit would have it instantly. Atomic might have better stuff to do though, because he is capable of doing other stuff, so you'll need to ask him, I suppose. That might get awkward. Maybe wait til he suggests it, that might be best.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:00,
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Just to post pictures and comment on thingsI never really say to people I don't like that or it's shit but I understand some do and I'm cool with that I really am.
I share a similar sense of humour as Atomic on a few things I'd admit that and he says my stuff is shit.
(I share a similar sense of humour as Atomic on a few things I'd admit that and he says my stuff is shit.
Frogbeat,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:05,
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isnt that mark walenbatternburgor whatever his name is?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:17,
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Manky Wankbourough
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:08,
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"This is my horse, my horse is amazing..."Going 'round my head again.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:41,
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Oh, I misread the first time Arse
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:53,
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Are they LED?As much as I dislike the 6th blink of fluorescent lighting, the blinking of LED lights pleases me.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:56,
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Got a lot busier round these parts lately, eh?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:13,
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I'd add some more if I could be arsed.I'm all knackered out after writing a brief history of the decline of b3ta (10 marks)
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:32,
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I did read it allI just had no energy left to comment :)
( Frogbeat,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:40,
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I'm gonna go smoke a lot of weed, and drink a Guinness or two or three...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:49,
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No don't goI get scared! Should I have said this out loud?! o_O
( Frogbeat,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:50,
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Both arousing and, well, arousing. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:15,
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Narwhalcicist. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:21,
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I'm not giving you a fish. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:27,
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Your desktop is very smallbut I like it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:55,
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His desktop brings all the 'trolls' to the boardand they're like 'mine's bigger than yours'
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:09,
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I did a GIF...but can't think of a witty tagline. There's just nothing.
enomadic.com/images/screaming-2.gif
[MOD EDIT - linked as it's a bit big, aim for 400k or under cheers]
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Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:02,
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enomadic.com/images/screaming-2.gif
[MOD EDIT - linked as it's a bit big, aim for 400k or under cheers]
He always smashes his way into a room via the doorbecause he doesn't want to be seen near Windows.
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Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:08,
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i love this
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:08,
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Nothing, good lord, man! Its 4 fucking megs.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:21,
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I did do one of these 3d effect gif things. 
Don't really work as well as the ones I've seen.
Same old story XD
Frogbeat,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:00,
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You're twisting my melon, man.Are you saying you couldn't get a 3D thing to work, or he's looking at something in 3D specs that doesn't work or that 3D in general doesn't work?
Either way, I'd give this to a lot of cinema owners. 3D films are shit.
(Either way, I'd give this to a lot of cinema owners. 3D films are shit.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:15,
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I think it worksinteresting effect, other than all the clips look like people are in prison :D
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:34,
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Fuck sake. A little more effort next time please! Woo!
NO MOP?
Frogbeat,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:53,
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Yep. Think you got them all except Clarence.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:01,
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christsmug treebest
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:13,
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My first viewing was on mushrooms at a mate's house. A strange night was had by all. 
Captain Howdy,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:08,
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So who won? We must know!BTW, that other website got a mention in Private Eye recently.
"the Telegraph itself has just hired a new digital director, Malcolm Coles, from the Mirror's UsVsTh3m - a desperate Buzzfeed imitation."
("the Telegraph itself has just hired a new digital director, Malcolm Coles, from the Mirror's UsVsTh3m - a desperate Buzzfeed imitation."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:32,
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This is ace
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:30,
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I saw mommy kissing Yog-Sothothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSvsy11PHxM
Excellent drawing!
(Excellent drawing!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 19:10,
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This is really touching.In an awkward way.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 19:28,
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wow Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:13,
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Hoppy Biffdog Jeebus!Sorry it's three months late, but September just doesn't fit in with our stockpile of pagan cards.
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jonbob loves you,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:57,
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so much thrusting PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:20,
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so many cameltoes
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:24,
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A purple camel toe? !Now I've seen everything
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:36,
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it's a very festive colour Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:56,
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how could anyone have hatred in their heart while reading this message of love
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:32,
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The one second from leftLooks like she's saying "PUPPIES! PUPPIES! PUPPIES! PUPPIES! PUPPIES! PUPPIES! "
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Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:35,
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Not at allShe's saying 'pom pom pom pom'
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 18:04,
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aieeeee the quadrupole moment!!!this is why aliens never come to visit, distant civilisations will detect the gravitational waves and conclude that our planet has been destroyed, may as well go to the new bar at 18 scorpii
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:37,
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Quadrupoles bring me out in cold sweats.If I > 1/2, I ain't interested.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:47,
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I believe this is just the right amount of dancing, actually. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 17:33,
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time for a dance off ?
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 18:17,
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my body will join you in the dance tentMy mind will be elsewhere:
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Sun 21 Dec 2014, 18:46,
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FUCKING BRILLIANT
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:01,
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Please pretend "Phat" is still slang for the duration of this image
Merry Chrimbus one and all!
[WFHIT]
Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:35,
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i don't speak rapper, yo Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:40,
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Foie Gras Fo ShoNicely!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:05,
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stop with all the urban catchphrases :(
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:15,
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jokes, I get the 'urban' catchphraseyour picture is lovely too
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:26,
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Word!Num'say'n?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:35,
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Errrr..... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 18:12,
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HahahaMerry Christmas Brooneypoos. I take your observations on board. They probably are 'shite' but they keep me happy. Not overly worried if they are 'liked' or not it's just something I enjoy doing.
You actually contribute to the board, post pictures and such like. So, you're more than qualified to pass comment.
But, the likes of 'helical slime' 'The Goderator' 'fun sponge' when they 'Gaz' me and have a dig at the fact that I lost my father last year. Well, that's just the lowest of the low. Have a go at me, sure, but losing my dad? Fuck me drunk, that's about as low as you can go,
My instructor always said 'Let someone drop you in the shit, but don't ever let them rub your face in it.
(You actually contribute to the board, post pictures and such like. So, you're more than qualified to pass comment.
But, the likes of 'helical slime' 'The Goderator' 'fun sponge' when they 'Gaz' me and have a dig at the fact that I lost my father last year. Well, that's just the lowest of the low. Have a go at me, sure, but losing my dad? Fuck me drunk, that's about as low as you can go,
My instructor always said 'Let someone drop you in the shit, but don't ever let them rub your face in it.
Ninj,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 18:32,
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FUCKING CUNTSAnd still.... let's let it the fuck go on because fuck it!
That is shit mate
(That is shit mate
Frogbeat,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 18:54,
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are you actually a bot, or just a coke-addled fuckwit?sorry, of course I mean FUCKWIT!
FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT
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Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:12,
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FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT
FUCK 'EM NinjDoesn't count for much - but your work was mainly what inspired me sign up for this malarkey :)
Prick... alright... juicer tiem?... wanker... woohoo! probably takes them the same time to write "prick" as it does for one of your 'shops!
(Prick... alright... juicer tiem?... wanker... woohoo! probably takes them the same time to write "prick" as it does for one of your 'shops!
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 19:38,
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Thanks ShallowsYou're one of the new breed that are SO welcome, you posted some corkers as your first posts. Long may it continue. People like you make B3ta the place it was intended to be. In my eyes anyhow!
It's the place where photoshop meets satire. Where daily news is on here before the rest of the world. I cherish my B3ta friends, truly I do. If that appears twee or un-cool, well. I really don't give a shit! Got enough real life grief to be bothered. I'll continue with my face swaps etc as it keeps me amused. If you don't like them, don't comment. Simples :)
(It's the place where photoshop meets satire. Where daily news is on here before the rest of the world. I cherish my B3ta friends, truly I do. If that appears twee or un-cool, well. I really don't give a shit! Got enough real life grief to be bothered. I'll continue with my face swaps etc as it keeps me amused. If you don't like them, don't comment. Simples :)
Ninj,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 19:53,
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So what's going on at the moment?Is b3ta being overrun by trolls or something? I've been coming here for years, mainly in a lurking capacity, but it still means a lot to me.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:05,
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There's a rather deep chasm going on.Two rival camps and a lot of posters/lurkers inbetween. Some feel there's a certain repetitive element to some posters work and other feel that there is a lot of trolling.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:11,
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To go on further:I've seen arguments that there's a clique that prefers to support its own members efforts rather than to post/appreciate any inherent humour. Likewise, there's arguments that there's a lot of unpleasantness that things aren't how they're used to be when this site had a lot more posters.
Personally, I've tried to stay fairly middle-of-the-road on this, but fucking hell, there's a lot of internetloldrama, toy/pram separation events and general fucking moaning.
(Personally, I've tried to stay fairly middle-of-the-road on this, but fucking hell, there's a lot of internetloldrama, toy/pram separation events and general fucking moaning.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:16,
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Okay! So bottom line: carry on regardless?Can do.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:22,
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That's how it seems...although, to me, it's the /talk clientele getting bored of saying "prick" to each other - so they've ventured over the fence to troll /board...
And yes, there is a "circle" element to liking each others posts - but is that any different to /talk and the daily "morning" ritual?
(And yes, there is a "circle" element to liking each others posts - but is that any different to /talk and the daily "morning" ritual?
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:16,
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I think quite a few of the /talk types you're on aboutwere regular posters on here some time ago.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:19,
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Yep - and some of their work is superbwhat I don't follow is why the antagonism is going on. Face swaps/Fuck/Flan can be amusing and some are very well done - and then, of course, some are pretty shitty... but wouldn't it be all a bit duller if we all liked the same things?
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:32,
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Some would argue there's a feww too many of the same things.Personally, I don't mind a few faceswaps, flan, etc, but as long there's other material. I've tried to post a bit more and a few others have come out of the woodwork, but it's led to some ructions.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:36,
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I joined some 12 months agoand, being a self taught 'shopper, it was nice to get appreciative comments from the likes of Ninj. Then 6 months ago, a similar trolling of /board began and I just couldn't be arsed wading through the "prick" comments day after day... thought I would pop back in to see if things had changed, and .... nah....
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:49,
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It's always been an abrasive place,but a lot less so in the last couple of years. Have a look back to say, five years ago. Considerably rougher around the edges. And by edges, they meant your ring.
No, the long decline started years ago with the advent of Wobbly Bloke. Posting three toweringly shit filtered photos each evening of people he'd wanked over and whose birthdays were that day. What had happened was that he saw that mofaha's vector graphics were quite popular and wanted a piece of the action despite lacking any discernible talent in the area. Day after day, the pictures would roll in. We tolerated them at first. Then tolerance led to a disquiet that he was somehow feeding off of the lifeblood of b3ta, sucking it dry and humping the shrivelled husk. In days of old, he'd have been hounded off the board, sent packing, possibly violated. But the mods allowed him to continue. His ego grew and grew as people circle jerked him, usually the unfunniest of cunts, the sort who would have mugs with 'you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!' OH HA HA HA YOU FUCKING PRICK. Posters started to drift away, many by the soft porn aspects of some of his stuff, many by the sheer weight of joyless graphics. There were no jokes to most of his stuff (although it must be noted he could post some genuinely funny stuff on occasion). Eventually, we lost many of the really funny, creative types. Rob's interst waned as he went to suck corporate cock for The Mirror. Happy Toast was left alone with the keys and it was a steep learning curve. Differences of opinion happened, people found they had families, less forgiving offices that didn't allow for funny websites at lunch (a process accelerated by the posting of numerous unfunny soft-porn gifs by certain members).
New members turned up who didn't necessarily understand what had been and couldn't understand some of the barbed comments that were seen as general affection by regulars. More regulars left, but fewer came to replace them. Eventually, the place changed and became more about social circles than satire. Titter, Facebook, Buzzfeed, they all helped in the decline.
And here we are now. Groups of people with very different ideas of what the place should be or what it's for. Some nicer than others, each with a point.
(No, the long decline started years ago with the advent of Wobbly Bloke. Posting three toweringly shit filtered photos each evening of people he'd wanked over and whose birthdays were that day. What had happened was that he saw that mofaha's vector graphics were quite popular and wanted a piece of the action despite lacking any discernible talent in the area. Day after day, the pictures would roll in. We tolerated them at first. Then tolerance led to a disquiet that he was somehow feeding off of the lifeblood of b3ta, sucking it dry and humping the shrivelled husk. In days of old, he'd have been hounded off the board, sent packing, possibly violated. But the mods allowed him to continue. His ego grew and grew as people circle jerked him, usually the unfunniest of cunts, the sort who would have mugs with 'you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!' OH HA HA HA YOU FUCKING PRICK. Posters started to drift away, many by the soft porn aspects of some of his stuff, many by the sheer weight of joyless graphics. There were no jokes to most of his stuff (although it must be noted he could post some genuinely funny stuff on occasion). Eventually, we lost many of the really funny, creative types. Rob's interst waned as he went to suck corporate cock for The Mirror. Happy Toast was left alone with the keys and it was a steep learning curve. Differences of opinion happened, people found they had families, less forgiving offices that didn't allow for funny websites at lunch (a process accelerated by the posting of numerous unfunny soft-porn gifs by certain members).
New members turned up who didn't necessarily understand what had been and couldn't understand some of the barbed comments that were seen as general affection by regulars. More regulars left, but fewer came to replace them. Eventually, the place changed and became more about social circles than satire. Titter, Facebook, Buzzfeed, they all helped in the decline.
And here we are now. Groups of people with very different ideas of what the place should be or what it's for. Some nicer than others, each with a point.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:10,
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That, Colonel, is quite impressiveAs a n00b, dipping my toe into the proverbial frying pan, I quite enjoyed looking back through the archives - and was genuinely amused by a lot of the banter and 'shopping that has gone on in the past.
I guess b3ta is getting old and tired (as we all are) - but how do you continue with something that keeps the interest of the short attention span youngsters?
In the last year there has been some superb thread rushes - Jolly Jack and the burning house was a classic - and it still amazes me how fast some folk can rustle up a cracking joke AND image(s). Let's have more!
(I guess b3ta is getting old and tired (as we all are) - but how do you continue with something that keeps the interest of the short attention span youngsters?
In the last year there has been some superb thread rushes - Jolly Jack and the burning house was a classic - and it still amazes me how fast some folk can rustle up a cracking joke AND image(s). Let's have more!
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:31,
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That is all quite aptly putwell done
Ps: forgot all about Wobbly Bloke. Had him on ignore for ages.
(Ps: forgot all about Wobbly Bloke. Had him on ignore for ages.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:23,
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what the fuck did you cuntsDo to my favorite website on the World Wide Web?
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sof sof,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 23:22,
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Not being funny as I've tried to stay fairly neutral and helpful so far,but I think it's a bit much for you to claim what b3ta was/is intended to be, especially to claim that it should be in your likeness.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:13,
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you might just want to check what it 'was intended to be'I'm not sure the intention was ever to praise shit that was unworthy of it, I thought it was about posting funny pictures. The churning out of arbitrary faceswaps without any consideration for a joke is what, in my opinion, is annoying. Face + another face seem to be the only criteria. They always seem like a joke with no punchline, no matter how well shopped they are. Then there is the "hahahaha nice one matey" reciprocal knee-jerk responses from the anti-joke brigade. This leads to the /board being populated often only by these back-patters, making it at times less accessible to people (old and new) who want to post funny stuff. Can't help noticing the place isn't teeming with n00bs these days. B3ta attracted people with its humour before, so this downturn is not solely the fault of twitter et al.
I don't see any value in ignoring things I don't like, I think there's more value in me calling shite "shite" when I feel like it and I will continue to do so. I don't see this as being trolling whatsoever, it's an expression of a genuinely-held view. If you don't like me telling you that you post shit when you post shit, following your above logic, either put some thought in and don't post shit or don't let it bother you so much. This victim stuff you keep doing and the proclamations that b3ta should be a place where everyone loves everything everyone does is a massive pile of shite. Unconditional praise leads to a state where everything is fucking rubbish, you only need turn on the TV to recognise that.
(I don't see any value in ignoring things I don't like, I think there's more value in me calling shite "shite" when I feel like it and I will continue to do so. I don't see this as being trolling whatsoever, it's an expression of a genuinely-held view. If you don't like me telling you that you post shit when you post shit, following your above logic, either put some thought in and don't post shit or don't let it bother you so much. This victim stuff you keep doing and the proclamations that b3ta should be a place where everyone loves everything everyone does is a massive pile of shite. Unconditional praise leads to a state where everything is fucking rubbish, you only need turn on the TV to recognise that.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:54,
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of course you arethat's why you're having a fucking meltdown. Remember, down the road, not across the street.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:18,
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Running out of cheap coke, huh?Better save some for Christmas, that time with your family won't disappear in a haze of getting UPSET, ONLINE without it.
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:34,
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I wasn't playing anythingyou're a cancer, so I'm quite happy for you to fuck off for whatever reason.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:34,
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"probably takes them the same time to write "prick" as it does for one of your 'shops!"Couldn't have put it better myself, cheers
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:46,
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I can only imagine that the people who lap up the rudimentary faceswapshave never tried to do one themselves, and therefore haven't worked out how easily and how quickly it is possible to churn them out.
And also, paradoxically, just how shit most of Ninj's efforts are, even by those standards. Opposing light sources, misaligned features, desaturated to monochrome to hide the seams and (if that doesn't work) a canvas-style filter overlaid on them. It takes 3-4 minutes tops, even with GIMP.
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:56,
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And also, paradoxically, just how shit most of Ninj's efforts are, even by those standards. Opposing light sources, misaligned features, desaturated to monochrome to hide the seams and (if that doesn't work) a canvas-style filter overlaid on them. It takes 3-4 minutes tops, even with GIMP.
That's twice in 2 days that you have had a massive unsolicited 'definitely not upset' public breakdown, trying to drum up support by playing the "oh poor me, I'm being victimised" card. Using your father's apparent passing? Wow.
You gonna go for a pre-Christmas trinity or are you saving that one for the new year?
If you're not bothered, then try actually being not bothered. I have you on ignore, so you can't actually see anything I type unless you specifically log out to read it. In which case, more fool you.
(You gonna go for a pre-Christmas trinity or are you saving that one for the new year?
If you're not bothered, then try actually being not bothered. I have you on ignore, so you can't actually see anything I type unless you specifically log out to read it. In which case, more fool you.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:40,
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Sorry, I'm late to this partybut your assertion that you are "not overly worried if [your inept faceswaps] are 'liked' are not" is somewhat at odds with everything else you post, i.e. the gushing thanks for people who 'like' your inept faceswaps, and the circle-jerking 'like' replies you give your mates.
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:18,
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and the magnitude of butthurt if they're not liked
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:20,
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Go anal invade yourself Hedgie, you boring prickYe Gods! I've let myself denegrate to yours and broonie 's level !!!
( Ninj,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:07,
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hahaha, excellentFunniest thing you've ever posted, by a country mile
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Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:09,
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oh I'm sorry ninjypoos, let me make it up to you.Name two celebrities, and I'll knock out a black 'n' white faceswap of them for you. I promise, it'll be hilarious.
You can have anyone from the Carry On films, and anyone from the Star Wars films. Seriously. I'll even post it in a new thread, and keep the board chugging along.
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:18,
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You can have anyone from the Carry On films, and anyone from the Star Wars films. Seriously. I'll even post it in a new thread, and keep the board chugging along.
No?Aw :(
Still, thanks for proving your point that you really aren't bothered what anyone thinks of your inept faceswaps.
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:29,
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Still, thanks for proving your point that you really aren't bothered what anyone thinks of your inept faceswaps.
what?I gave you a perfectly balanced response above. I thought you were pandering to me for posting pictures sometimes. I STAND CORRECTED.
Also, check "denegrate" - meaning and spelling.
Also, you'd need a big ladder to get to mine and hedgie's level.
Also, stop using all these 'urban' catchphrases and big sweary words, I can't understand a word you're saying, you fucking bumbaclart.
(Also, check "denegrate" - meaning and spelling.
Also, you'd need a big ladder to get to mine and hedgie's level.
Also, stop using all these 'urban' catchphrases and big sweary words, I can't understand a word you're saying, you fucking bumbaclart.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:31,
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I already have a girlfriend. Thanks though, that's kind.How did we get into this room?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:50,
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there's either a skylight or a teleporteram I getting close? Wait, maybe a trap-door.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:56,
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I reckon you both wait while a team of builders constructs this square room around youI hope they installed lighting otherwise it might be tricky to find each other for the sexy time
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:03,
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One too many Christmas sherries, Ninj?
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:00,
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No doors or windows? How does one get into this square room?
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:57,
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I know what this is ...This is an espresso machine.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 13:52,
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No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 13:52,
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Lets all be good to each otherI hope that everyone has a nice and/or kind reply
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 14:22,
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Cheers!I hope you find my greeting to be nice and/or kind
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:30,
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May your midwinter celebrations be relatively free from ebola and completely free from nuclear fallout, gronkface Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:44,
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Thanks Gronkpan to your inspiring message I have not killed anyone today.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 17:07,
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there's always tomorrow PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 17:13,
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May your nation be free of political activism with disastrous resultsSetting back race relations for decades while reducing prospects for minorities, and your heart be filled with good cheer and your stomach filled with such good things as pie. Here, have a CNN
( kombu dashi,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 17:16,
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it's like an old and wrinkly person breathing Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 14:41,
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I think b3ta is far too NSFW these days mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:35,
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they are..... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:28,
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Wanna buy some new ones?*opens raincoat*
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:36,
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are they z-ray? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:39,
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oooh, I'll take a pair of those purple ones HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:41,
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Oh! those aren't for sale mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 17:32,
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Pig seems to be enjoying that mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 14:22,
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"The experience of being in Blunkett's mouth felt like simultaneously having a warm bath and a lie-in in bed. Terrible room service. ★★★★☆"
Some Pig, 2014
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 14:31,
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Some Pig, 2014
this could have been something else entirely alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:26,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Piggy Christmas"){kind=small}
if you'd ever wondered where crackers come from...(
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:54,
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i wuvz pyggeezi just wanna kiss dehr widdle faces and gobble dehr widdle noses
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 13:05,
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This is true, some people still opt for the traditional goose Or a simple to cook chicken
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:36,
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We are having goose todayACTUAL TRUE FACT
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:50,
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Yup pretty much, but a bit further south as Mr Gatsby is GermanOh dear this has all gone a bit Mumsnet hasn't it? I shall endeavour to post something with a magenta cock on it forthwith.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 12:21,
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oder Rotkohl, wie wir sagen wuerden wie wir sagen wuerdenOoo that's better...
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 12:37,
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YOUR HEART ISN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL FEEL MY LOVE TONIGHT, Hauptman Von Butter Kasse YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE LOVE OF THE WORLD AS YOU READ THIS SENTENCE
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:38,
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Internet is so great for wishing love upon strangers
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:44,
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Free love has returned?Not gonna be the same buying tie dye shirts and flares off ebay.
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:49,
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Free love has always beenThis message is about you knowing that there is a stranger on the other side of the planet who loves you for at least five minutes.
Don't love me back, love someone else
Merry Happy
(Don't love me back, love someone else
Merry Happy
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 12:05,
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Is this about sex?It's about sex, isn't it?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 12:19,
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SERIOUSLY IF NOBODY SEES THIS AND NOBODY LOVES EACH OTHER AS A RESULT THEN A SMALL AMOUNT OF LOVE IN THE WORLD WAS REMOVED BY YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES, AND EACH OTHER
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:41,
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We're all sensitive people, with SO MUCH to give
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:48,
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I have so much love for you Gronkpan.More than your picture can express.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:26,
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I think you are one of the few that can realise I wish nothing but love here
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:27,
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Chuck is phoning all his love at youAnd he's got loads
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:33,
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Seriously if someone isn't feeling this love then they just don't want to accept itSo much love for all of you
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:36,
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Some folk just can't embrace love gronkpanNo matter how much you force it
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:43,
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I wish I could just spew rainbows into people's mouths until they were forced to be happybut I understand that I can't love everyone in the world
Merry Happy
(Merry Happy
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:45,
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Perhaps use some kind of audio barrageAs well as the rainbow mouth love?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:46,
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Maybe we should just love each other as strong men and women
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 12:19,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMaRHLMjGws
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 12:13,
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I am feeling the love :)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oABEGc8Dus0
This is a lovely song with an important messageLet's all be excellent to each other
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:54,
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I love you, gronkpanin the FACE
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 12:19,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBKx8PyE5qQ
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 14:25,
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forget climate change, when are we going to see some underwear change mofaha
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:30,
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There is a new dawn just around the corner gronkpan, I feel it in my heart.Also: stubborn understains.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:53,
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B3ta has it already=D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 9:52,
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Hey guys how about that internet and also that christmas cheerI hope none of you see any immediate harm and I extend this wish to your families and loved ones.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:11,
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Also if I've called you a cunt this year I hope you don't die of cancer or suicideBe great!
I hope I get killed by someone who is greater than I am. No shame in that.
(I hope I get killed by someone who is greater than I am. No shame in that.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:15,
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ARE YOU 100% FULL OF LOVE RIGHT NOWI HOPE SO BECAUSE LESS THAN 97% GETS A SHUN RIGHT HERE
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:28,
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ALSO MORE THAN 98% GETS A FEW STONG QUESTIONS
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:30,
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Yeah it kinda does look like an arrowThat pig is freaking me out still though. Nightmares will follow.
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:30,
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Achery is an outlet, not a way to murderPlease remember to love everyone, even if you hate them, just for a couple of weeks.
It's nice and being nice doesn't cost you anything in the grand scheme of things so just do it a couple weeks and shut up about it
(It's nice and being nice doesn't cost you anything in the grand scheme of things so just do it a couple weeks and shut up about it
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:32,
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SO MUCH LOVE FOR EVERYONE THAT IS READING THISTHE MOMENT YOU STARTED READING THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT LOVE SPREAD INTO YOUR HEART
PLEASE FEEL LOVED
SINCERELY
MISTER LOVER LOVER
(PLEASE FEEL LOVED
SINCERELY
MISTER LOVER LOVER
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:35,
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Nobody wins anything by being a good personWorst case scenario is that you were a great human until you died
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:43,
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Wtf?Demons in my head just get out while i was using photoshop and i've got it done by them...
(,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 3:48,
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I hope you don't know the person that was originally in this photographI hope you don't wish against anyone associated with this photograph, or also not associated with this photograph.
I hope everyone is just posting here to spread a bit more love in the world.
Let's love each other for a few days, it's a good thing to do
Lots of love (LOL)
gronkpan
(I hope everyone is just posting here to spread a bit more love in the world.
Let's love each other for a few days, it's a good thing to do
Lots of love (LOL)
gronkpan
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:14,
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in space...well, let's just leave it there...
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 3:46,
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Man if I wasn't a mod (which I am not) I would campaign to get you bannedHow dare you
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:16,
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I hope that you are not wishing your non-mod (which we both are or aren't) hatred against any non mod or mod usersThis could cause a political or non political movement among mods or non mobods.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:27,
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