I'd like to make a sausage disappear with a young Debbie McGee™.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 20:54,
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So you like to titillate an ocelot?
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 14:41,
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they smell fear
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 11:41,
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cats are best of all the stripey animalsactually, they're best of all the animals
bees are next
then the rest
(bees are next
then the rest
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 13:55,
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Ocefewer
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 14:38,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MADE UP ANIMAL FACTS
We're putting on our zoology blouses and doing our best David Attenborough impressions this week, as we take a trek through the world of made up animal facts.
Lie through your teeth and illustrate the result.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 8:00,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Animal Facts"){kind=small}
I'll start off thenThe 16-kneed giraffe has 17 knees
And cannot count further than 16
(And cannot count further than 16
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:09,
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if we're reposting giraffes...Fully extended, a giraffe's neck allows it to lick clouds
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:14,
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Giraffes only have torsos in the first 2 years of their lives
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:40,
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The Nepalese toraffe has no natural enemies, except itself
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:43,
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Canadian giraffes hunt grizzly bears for their fur, and for sport
They are referred to by the native people as the 'cunts of the animal kingdom'
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:44,
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To counter a decreased labido in aging malesfemale giraffes often wear stockings to encourage sexy time
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:56,
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Ahahaha/edit: *saves to 'special files'*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 10:17,
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Sadly some giraffes become victims of the international sex trade
(,
Sat 26 Mar 2016, 11:44,
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I refuse to enter this compits not specific enough.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 11:41,
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hahahaha, great!I see she married a rock the other day. *yawns*
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Q4nobody,
Thu 24 Mar 2016, 10:35,
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haha, now there's a story I want to read HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 21:02,
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Stephen Berkoff's looking...um..."well" isn't quite the word is it?
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 21:19,
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haha, my first thoughts too
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 22:26,
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Trying to figure out the light sources in this has broken my mind :( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 21:28,
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He's not wearing trousers and has a luminous todger. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 21:38,
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put a baseball cap on it then I would PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 23:15,
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Sympathy reply......but I do like this!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 23:07,
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if smoking is so dangerous, why does it make fish levitate?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 14:10,
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damn floaty fish! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 14:33,
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How else is he going to get to the tobacconists?
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chipping sodbury,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 15:02,
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you mean he doesn't have any servants?what's the world coming to?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 15:21,
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So that's how they make smoked kippers Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 14:34,
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"smoke me a kipper skipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"
theniwokeup has been awake since,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 23:01,
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Fellowship of the Camel is a dying breed PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 18:49,
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Fish vaping make brilliant photographic subjects with the simple addition of a laser and a mirror ball.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 18:55,
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*Cancels all appointments* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 19:05,
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I don't understand. It's not as if they're doing anything important in there.woo
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 20:30,
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Crash Smashwooooooo childhood!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 11:50,
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Ha ha! SilliesHave a 3D Master Maze...
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 13:17,
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Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 18:56,
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my first computer thatgot great memories of it
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 17:04,
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That there "Dragon Dungeon" was my Dad's company. Which explains a lot.(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 18:57,
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My nascent ZX81 based software company was calledRed Salamander Software.
Free game to the first person who correctly IDs the reference.
(Free game to the first person who correctly IDs the reference.
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 23:22,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTESuggestive - Photoshop stuff so that it seems a little rude, but isn't.
Self driving cars - Imagine the near future of autonomous vehicles, or just put them in films
Made up animal facts - a horse has 27 knees on each leg
Films for the elderly - Update blockbusters to appeal to the aged and incontinent
(Self driving cars - Imagine the near future of autonomous vehicles, or just put them in films
Made up animal facts - a horse has 27 knees on each leg
Films for the elderly - Update blockbusters to appeal to the aged and incontinent
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 7:21,
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On this, your special day, it would only be right drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 9:15,
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Oy! Micto! Put that light out!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 19:03,
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The third one could be good but can you run two please so we can have pirates v ninjas at the same time drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 9:17,
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nothing stopping people starting a pirates vs ninjas bandwagon right now HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 9:23,
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Work now but might do summat laterwith lesbians
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 9:24,
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AND THEN I'LL DRAW A PICTURE FOR BEETA!!! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 9:32,
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I'm away on holiday so won't be taking part in this, who wants my vote?also, i'm going away to an actual lesbian wedding
lesbians.
real life ones.
it'll be great right?
(lesbians.
real life ones.
it'll be great right?
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 9:57,
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Some of my best lesbians are lesbian mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 18:10,
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I like all the optionsso I'm voting for Suggestive
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 11:52,
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I've been enjoying the computer games/ art crossover compo so much, can't we just keep that going for another week?If not, Pirates vs ninjas!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 12:52,
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f pleasecould be interesting
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 13:21,
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Seeing as it's Easter, can we do 'colour in the lizard' please.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 13:45,
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"Animals with 27 knees on each leg" for me please mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 18:08,
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Too right. Same as..and a wazz.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 19:02,
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i havn't voted yetYou'll just have to wait until I do.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 18:50,
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Why, Pedro...with your teasing I am undone!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 19:02,
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well,do it back up then!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 19:20,
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lesbians with 40 toes?
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 19:52,
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These are getting sillyI like this to be the compo
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 20:43,
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But it would be flooded by the contents of Perdro's "Art" folder
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 20:58,
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The Surgeon Simulator of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:52,
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This bloke is going to get well stroppy in a minute
WILL YOU DESIST SIR FROM WIPING YOUR IMPLEMENTS ON MY BEARD
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 22:03,
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*red nose lights up and buzzes* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 22:20,
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I saw this painting for the first time a few months ago. It was in my city all along, but I never bothered going to see it before.
It's much, much bigger than I expected.
(It's much, much bigger than I expected.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 22:23,
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Hahayou are correct, of course
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 17:27,
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No, no, no, it's levi-OHH-sah! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 18:09,
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Is this an early example of cloning?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 23:44,
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You know what?The sad thing is that sales would probably go through the roof
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:17,
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Why is nobody mourning the death of Rob Ford?
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:52,
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You think that when you die, you go to Heaven? You come to us!
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:05,
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Phantastic Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 2:31,
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This is excellent.I'm loving this compo!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:31,
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Aha, cool.I almost did a Quedex with this, but it would've been shit.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 22:27,
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this needs to be FP'd right now! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 13:23,
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That would go some way to explaining his mentalness.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 18:23,
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"You're..................................................wet".
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 19:05,
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Some days, you just can't get rid of crystal meth.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 20:05,
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nice tagging Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:58,
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:)I've not posted anything here in years. Nice to be back. kinda/
(,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 17:03,
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we need more oldsters coming backto keep these upstarts in their places! i can't, i'm going home.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 17:09,
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dude, you're gettin' a Dell PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 20:35,
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I can't remember what or why
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 20:54,
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Poor RDLI HAKKIS, in r prisons 4 eva
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 18:24,
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I totally heart Roger Dean drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 20:40,
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I think you'll find that's Tony Hart™.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:41,
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TOAPCould at least put some poo on his finger
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:22,
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haha terrified lols
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:56,
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I don't call how many "nics" you come up with you're not coming to America unless you've got a job,a home and a gun... it what makes America great!
(,
Wed 23 Mar 2016, 1:46,
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There is no cake
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 15:45,
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it's left everyone feeling brassica'd off Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:12,
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I thought his nipple had turned into an unsavoury shade of green/ac
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:21,
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I meant to say: TOO GREEN mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:22,
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