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[challenge entry] Shocked to see Sainsburys starting so soon...
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:02, archived)
# DAMN ELITISTS!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:05, archived)
# Did I tell you about what (I saw with my own eyes) happened to a polish couple at the grocery store?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:28, archived)
# No,
please elaborate...
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:29, archived)
#
Cashier asked them if they wanted help packing their bags, I thought 'fucking hell, this started early...
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:51, archived)
# I shall steal this.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:01, archived)
# *posts to Twitter without crediting Pedro*
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:28, archived)
# If it doesn't involve a woman with 7 toes
I'm not interested
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:30, archived)
# how about only 5 toes
...but REALLY BIG ones
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:51, archived)
# Then I would say 'Good day to you, sir'
and then turn the other cheek
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:50, archived)
# They polished?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:07, archived)
# made her husband boot polish sandwiches
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:22, archived)
# After failing to predict last year's general election win for the Tories
no one trusts the poles anymore
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:32, archived)
# To be fair, they are also having a go at the stupid racist bastards too...
they are also having a go at the stupid racist bastards too...
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:58, archived)
# Soft?? How dare you!
*throws chair*
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:03, archived)
# Haha, everyone who voted out of the eu hate brown people, haha, that's it right? Or have I missed the joke
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:02, archived)
# Kind of
I was laughing at that apparent opinion by some.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:04, archived)
# Oh I don't get it then, never mind
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:28, archived)
# I'm a massive racist yet still voted Remain, what does this mean
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:29, archived)
# /talk
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:44, archived)
# same
a/s/l?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Neeerrdy EU Related post!


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"Who bade you attack the machines, without which you're finished, you idiots -??!"
(Metropolis)
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:06, archived)
# translation?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:10, archived)
# sorry - i thought id' cut&pasted - just finding it again!
.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:13, archived)
# ah, that's better!
as to your pic, i quote a person from t'interwebs: it is difficult to argue with an intelligent person, it is impossible to argue with an idiot.
seems the idiots are winning right now :/
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:26, archived)
# hail the rise of the idiots
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:40, archived)
# you mean with fuckoff big stones?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:43, archived)
# or "Fuck off back" stones
:-(
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:08, archived)
# i''m fucking off back home right now
i'm tired
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:17, archived)
# quite
It occurred to me today while drawing the Metropolis comparison, that the large number of people who happily admit they voted leave as a 'protest', with no idea of the implications, basically did nothing more than commit mindless vandalism.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:46, archived)
# they protest, but they don't know what against
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
# I hope they weren't the same people
who kept telling remainers "it's about democracy"
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:11, archived)
# Nahe sind die tage, von denen die Apokalypse spricht.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Strolling down the Jobcentre Plus!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 14:08, archived)
# Paparazzi have had their Ready Brek
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 14:14, archived)
# straighten your collar, man!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:37, archived)
# and sing the national anthem
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:50, archived)
# the second verse is "ner ner ner ner ner ner", isn't it?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:51, archived)
# heeeeey
goodbyeeee
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:13, archived)
# pfff!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for adding to the TOAPiary
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 12:54, archived)
#
I think it's the money, honey.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 17:30, archived)
# A ruff suits Mr Farage. He's living in the past anyhow.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:28, archived)
# Is that what they mean by triggering Article 50 ?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] We need a new leader. A strong leader. All hail The Leader.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 12:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 12:03, archived)
# Ironic
Really, as dear old Sir John was actually quite vocal for Remain.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 13:18, archived)
# John Hurt and High Chancellor Sutler are the same person
well I've never seen them together
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 21:56, archived)
# the leader is good, the leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:37, archived)
# Batman!
I mean, Leader!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] the state of UK politics
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:13, archived)
# A mess yes
Clicking 'like' though
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:37, archived)
#
Brexit
To destroy all you've done.
Brexit
To end all you've become.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 12:05, archived)
#
It's quite hypnotic
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 12:16, archived)
# Candles
!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 13:45, archived)
#
so there are. Cake for everyone!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:00, archived)
# can it be chocolate cherry cake?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:50, archived)
#
No. Cherries are evil
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:52, archived)
# i think you'll find it's bananas that are evil
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:57, archived)
# ..... cake ....
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:50, archived)
# the time when lunatics seize power
when everyone's back is turned to put the fires out started by the lunatics
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 13:02, archived)
# Quite....quite...
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 14:47, archived)
# that's superb
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:28, archived)
# Seems about right


(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 22:06, archived)
# meQtaHbogh qachDaq Suv qoH neH
"Only a fool fights in a burning house"

Kang
(, Mon 27 Jun 2016, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Yesterday's Mail
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 8:03, archived)
# Who cares about money eh, the important thing is #borderssovereigntycontrol
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 9:21, archived)
# Available now in all good financial institutions.....

(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 9:37, archived)
# He's inside the middle bit of the fountain and those are his tears
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 10:01, archived)
# It's already recovered
as has the FTSE.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 9:57, archived)
# But...
Osborn hasn't recovered yet has he?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 10:03, archived)
# What?
It's ten cents down against the dollar from a week ago and the markets are closed until monday.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Not really.
And whatever bounceback there was is probably attributable to the fact that Article 50 wasn't invoked straightaway. Markets are fickle like that.

If Art 50 ever is invoked, the bloodletting of Friday morning will look trivial.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 13:02, archived)
# You may remember
Mark Carney giving evidence to the Monetary Policy Comittee said that the pound was likely to fall quite sharply following a brexit vote, but that the BOE were putting contingency plans in place. That nice Mr. Rees-Mogg called for Mr. Carney's resignation. Following the vote the pound fell sharply, Mr. Carney reassured the market that the BOE has a contingency plan in place following which the pound stabalises. Mr. Rees-Mogg was not available for comment at this time.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:50, archived)
# Er, no.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2016, 2:01, archived)
# Currency speculators betting against the pound to make a profit at a time of uncertainty.
Hardly surprising.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:14, archived)
# Wasn't that nice Mr. Farage a currency trader ?
Maybe that's why he looked so crestfallen when the pound was surging as the polls closed.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 12:54, archived)
# He fits the profile.
There's just as much money from a crashing market to a growing one for trader types. They're all cunts.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:37, archived)
# As you say
he fits the profile
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:51, archived)
# The pound:dollar bounced back to the same level as.... FEBRUARY
Armageddon... not.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 19:45, archived)
# I'm just blowing off steam
I'm sure everything will go back to FEBRUARY tomorrow.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 21:52, archived)
# No it didn't
The whole world's political and financial experts have reacted and the result is negative.

Individuals can be smart, but ill informed mobs are dumb. The UK was dumb last week.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] It's ok if it's satire. Er... the car is the United Kingdom then.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 1:41, archived)
# FAKE
Needs more pints of beer
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 3:17, archived)
# English beer
None of that dirty foreign European muck
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 3:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 4:33, archived)
# *sniff*
Superb
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 10:24, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:38, archived)
# this picture (the origianal) is a stone cold classic
I can't remember how many times I've shared it with folks :D

top shopping Kinks!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Not mine but I laughed.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 23:57, archived)
# Jesus Christ yellow text?
I can barely read it.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:11, archived)
# "Not mine but I laughed."
Erm please read the FAQ?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] My unreserved apologies
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 21:20, archived)
# Aust
erity Powers
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 21:44, archived)
# He swings hard
and to the right
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 22:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I have a solution....
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 18:45, archived)
# I like these new visible Maggie Simpson mosiacs created using with Adobe Photoshop or other raster graphics editor.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 18:49, archived)
# LOL
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] bit far fetched this one
Guybrexit Threepwood, slightly different version of an earlier post

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(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 10:46, archived)
# As someone living in one of the few areas of sanity in the North of England,
I'd actually be quite happy with this arrangement.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 19:48, archived)
# does this mean i'm scottish now?
*deep fries mars bar*
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:53, archived)
# I'm sad to be Welsh.
I'm moving to Scotland, I've had enough of this useless country.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure I've seen Boris' battle bus chair somewhere before
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 18:27, archived)
# But Lord Johnson, 'Leave' said the NHS could have that £350M!
I am altering the deal, etc
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I expect you to cry, Mr. Bond.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 19:09, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 21:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks Dave!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:32, archived)
# And then he wipes his hand on her dress
What a charmer.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 17:32, archived)
# What a piece of shit
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 17:40, archived)
# He said he didn't want to do the hard shit, and he was true to his word.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry]


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Battlestar Galactica reference. Done quickly with poor Photoshop skills, but I wanted it out of my head... ooh a challenge.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:04, archived)
# years since I watched that, remind me what was going on in this scene?
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:34, archived)
# brexit innit
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:45, archived)
#
It was when the traitors Gaeta and Zarek met a sticky end. Original may help: s319.photobucket.com/user/hens1866/media/h-2.jpg.html
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:52, archived)
# sticky end
I expect that to link to some bukkake
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 6:03, archived)
[challenge entry] fixed that for you
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:33, archived)
# it's madness!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:49, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:02, archived)
# You forgot
the sky falling down
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:21, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 19:19, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 19:58, archived)
# Nice candles! Celebratory Greetings!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 22:15, archived)
# Thanks
I think I only got to see them once before
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 22:17, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:35, archived)
# Not the dogs and cats.... :(
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "I am a more superior wanker than them both, but I know my place"
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 14:45, archived)
# they're all wankers of great magnitude
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
#

(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:15, archived)
# aha yes
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:25, archived)
# If you dropped a flower on a cat's head at the exact same time it spotted a cucumber, I reckon it would suddenly evolve, Altered Beast style.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:31, archived)
# Can confirm
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 14:42, archived)
# SPICE
:D
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 14:07, archived)
# mel b pls
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 14:11, archived)
# Yer bastard
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 14:28, archived)
# crab paste!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:58, archived)
# MMMMMNNNNGGGGGHHHH. YA COMPLETE SET OF BASTARDS.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 22:16, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:15, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:50, archived)
# he's off his tits!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:00, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:20, archived)
# A black man at the back of the queue, eh ?
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 20:47, archived)
# Weird queue
Why is it in height order?
(, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] A lurid tale.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:10, archived)
# norks!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:14, archived)
#
She'll do it for a euro soon..
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Britannia gotta eat.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:37, archived)
# oooh.....um......link to unshopped pic?
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:45, archived)
# I bet Gove can write some nasty erotic pulp fiction
Someone like that's got to have a seedy mind.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:57, archived)
# *saves for later*
(, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:16, archived)

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