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Maybe a bit too early?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 2:59,
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It's never too early for overhead projectors though
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 13:25,
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It's like an information-superhighway made of light! how fucking cool is that?!?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 21:04,
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Sydney NYE preparations well under way
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 21:54,
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by the way MODS... why, when I make a new post, do i now get a drop down box containing chats i've had on other websites? R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:10,
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There are other websites? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:17,
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(Actually I didn't know b3ta has been around for years....and rob was actually a woman at one point ;)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 1:52,
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GONNA NEED A BIGGER BUBBLE MEMORY FOR THE FUCKLIFT IMAGES PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 2:00,
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We received your message and we're looking into the problemLOL
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:29,
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by the way MODS... why, when I make a new post, do i now get a drop down box containing chats i've had on other websites? when I make a new post do i now get a drop down box containing chats i've had on other websites? 
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 3:45,
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I saw a penisMODS!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 14:02,
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I imagine the boring answer is that theother website has fields called the same thing, so your browser's autocomplete thinks it is being helpful.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 22:12,
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Yeah, and why do I get R2Dtard's chats he's been having on other websites when I want to comment? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 13:33,
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you sick bastard i cant believe you read that filth!disgustard!!
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Tue 1 Jan 2019, 23:18,
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Projectile-vomiting Pie Chart vs. the Pastel KKK
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 21:06,
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Also...watch out for ghost poo droppings.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 22:57,
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Grrrrrrrrr..... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:10,
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I only eat the finest chocolates PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 1:29,
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I like this and I want to play it
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 0:13,
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It should be a thing.Definitely should be a thing.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 1:12,
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Mofaha Nyan?Mofaha Pac?
Those don't make ANY sense!
(Those don't make ANY sense!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Dec 2018, 21:26,
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*not found* would you like to purchase this domain?*
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 18:34,
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But b3tards is still registered*rubs it in*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:06,
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What a terrible thing to see when I'm trying to enjoy my morning covfefe PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:02,
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hahaha, lovelywatched the Goonies with my son yesterday
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Q4nobody,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:19,
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Super*Phil Collins has updated his relationship status*
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:39,
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So many years ago.........and I still have to read that as "01, if you're outside London, 811 8055"
Swap Shop was shite tho...
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Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:42,
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Swap Shop was shite tho...
Ooh - so many pages!:-D
I love Toffo too. Where can I buy a pack?
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Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:11,
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I love Toffo too. Where can I buy a pack?
R. I. P TOFFOS No longer in production :(
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:42,
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KSA, Qatar, Oman, Bahrain, UAE, Kuwait, Lebanon, Jordan or Yemen(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 21:09,
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2 weeks ago. Haha. I remember those days.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 18:19,
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So 80's it hurts*likes*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:37,
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Genius :)Ah ha ha ha ha
( @man move along, nothing to see here on,
Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:42,
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former poster 'battered' making an appearance.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral,
Tue 1 Jan 2019, 21:07,
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Someone tried to send me a pic of Gandalf's horse that way but it came out all dark Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 1:30,
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Haha. Trying to imagine this working in my headMy head hurts.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 14:36,
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Take all of the money and give none of the fucks.
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Captain Howdy,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 20:51,
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Bindun
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:39,
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Thanks, Obama :/ /s PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:57,
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That degree in graphic design really paid off
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:04,
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I might risk a little bevel and emboss next time Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:22,
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Their rocket roller skates are brilliant though mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:21,
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One star on Amazon.Surprised they are still in business.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:33,
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Nice unicornNice white unicorn. I'm not racist but some of those Eastern European unicorns are just here for the benefits. They won't work. And they steal our women and take our jobs
(,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 12:58,
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cracking workalthough I can't help but suspect that every copy shipped would be missing the Decent Bone
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:03,
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This is specialBut I guess you'd worked that out by now
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 18:18,
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b3ta is disappointing. For people who fancy themselves iconoclasts, out-of-the-box thinkers, creative in a warped sort of way, all of your political opinions are utterly prosaic. Received common wisdom spoon fed to you. Of hive mind. You express the voices that run constantly in the background and feed the dreams of Borg. All thinking alike, nothing new, nothing different, like good little socialists.
If you had an independent streak you would question all that you're told by so-called elitists with half the sense that you live by. You'd recognize and comprehend what is happening and be thrilled. You'd support Trump for inflicting so much damage so quickly so exquisitely on status quo that is so hopelessly corrupted. But you don't. Pity.
Take a stab at Pelosi and Schumer, if you know who they are. They both just now released the exact same tweets. Worded exactly the same. And that would tell you if you were sharp as you suppose, that the two most prominent Democrat leaders are being fed their talking points. Someone is running them. But who? You would ask that if you were so sharp as you imagine. Some unknown lobbyist is doing the thinking, providing the script for the two top Democrat leaders they paid for, but b3ta doesn't bite. Too far beyond them. Not spoon-fed them by Democrat owned and operated media. You're all good as 1950's Soviet citizens accepting Pravda as unquestioned truth. That is, I'll repeat, good little hive-mind socialists. Here, have a biscuit. You all earn it. Such creative parrots.
(If you had an independent streak you would question all that you're told by so-called elitists with half the sense that you live by. You'd recognize and comprehend what is happening and be thrilled. You'd support Trump for inflicting so much damage so quickly so exquisitely on status quo that is so hopelessly corrupted. But you don't. Pity.
Take a stab at Pelosi and Schumer, if you know who they are. They both just now released the exact same tweets. Worded exactly the same. And that would tell you if you were sharp as you suppose, that the two most prominent Democrat leaders are being fed their talking points. Someone is running them. But who? You would ask that if you were so sharp as you imagine. Some unknown lobbyist is doing the thinking, providing the script for the two top Democrat leaders they paid for, but b3ta doesn't bite. Too far beyond them. Not spoon-fed them by Democrat owned and operated media. You're all good as 1950's Soviet citizens accepting Pravda as unquestioned truth. That is, I'll repeat, good little hive-mind socialists. Here, have a biscuit. You all earn it. Such creative parrots.
kombu dashi,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:54,
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Don't get too excited.American biscuits are shitty scone-like things.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 22:32,
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We'll learn to love them after Brexit Barbarossa is not my real name,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 0:28,
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We'll still have Cadbury, thankfully.I'm going to live entirely off Fingers instead of risking the chlorinated Chicken.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 1:05,
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This is the situation over here...(From Wiki) Cadbury products are sold by Hershey's in the United States and Mondelz International in other parts of the world.
Chocolate in Cadbury-branded products manufactured in the USA by Hershey uses a different recipe from that used by Cadbury itself.
Hershey's has barred the importation of Mondelez Cadbury into the US.
It's fucking foul, in case you were wondering.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 2:17,
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Hershey chocolates are horrible, I've had a few, but then again too few to mention
Here's what you do...get you some of this --
i.imgur.com/68su1a1.jpg
it's reasonably priced and delicious
(i.imgur.com/68su1a1.jpg
it's reasonably priced and delicious
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:55,
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No Pedro, no, that's not what I do, no. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:06,
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Where do you go for great chocolate? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 18:00,
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but, but, orange man bad!
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 23:04,
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Too long, didn't read.Trump is a prick though, eh?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 0:23,
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Oh sorry, I thought this was a purile digital arts community mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:13,
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Eat your biscuit, then you'll understand mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 12:57,
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If it's a Viscount biscuit,don't forget to put the foil on your head.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:41,
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shut up....I didn't get my free biscuit yet.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 18:37,
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go fuck yourself /hive mind
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:04,
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FP THIS NOW Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:36,
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Yeah, yeah, they're all imperialists. But I do enjoy a good flounce.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 18:18,
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While I would vaguely echo your sentiments about the cosy consensus echo chamber that this place can sometimes edge towards being,I read most of that as "wah wah wah you people don't agree with me on everything wah wah wah".
(,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 22:58,
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Also, y'know, if you label everyone and put them in a box and then berate them for being in that box,then you're a fucking idiot.
(,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:06,
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Ah ha ha ha hafantastic
( @man move along, nothing to see here on,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 8:30,
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.At least since the last thing I proclaimed the greatest thing I'd ever seen.
(,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:48,
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Someone set us up the meme.launch fucklifts for great justice.
(,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:49,
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Not mine either, no way.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:10,
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TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG A BERG @man move along, nothing to see here on,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 8:35,
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Found a few pics here and there...but most are gone forever.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 18:03,
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Oh well...out with the old, in with the new... in with the new...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 18:07,
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Thatis one of many scenarios playing out in my head in between trying to devise a way to get my parents to spring for a $400 200 baud modem.
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gub~gub under new dictatorship,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:49,
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So WTF happened to it? Apart from Flounce.There must be some sort of backup. But hey this is Cloud Computing. You trust but if it's gone then shrugs and feck off.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 22:12,
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lovelyMany hours wasted, waiting for cassette games to load!
( Q4nobody,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 10:56,
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Yeah so it's based on a 1992 browser so sue me. I was using the Internet in 1989 and I could tell you stories that would bore the crap out of you. I remember when all this were JANET and FTP and dialups when "HTML" files on FTP servers were new and mysterious things (around 1990) when a simple raytrace would take several seconds using an expensive Silicon Graphics supercomputer and we'd all be amazed. Dot matrix printers were the norm and we all wore onions on our belts.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 28 Dec 2018, 20:12,
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Had no idea you were French.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 28 Dec 2018, 21:10,
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You go NorthThere is a campfire here.
Thorin sits down and starts insulting everyone.
(Thorin sits down and starts insulting everyone.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 28 Dec 2018, 22:03,
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*types [5]* and waits...
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored,
Fri 28 Dec 2018, 23:25,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Dec 2018, 23:35,
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I know. The over-abundance of whitespace, right? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:37,
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Now that is ASCII art done right mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 18:58,
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when loading tits used to take forever Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:12,
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That's nothingI was using the internet in 1987 and all we had then was ones and zeros and sometimes we didn't have enough ones and had to make do with double zeros.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on,
Sat 29 Dec 2018, 16:44,
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haha I was about 27 when we started b3taand I have GCSE in Design Realisation (which is basically woodwork I think)
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rob,
Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:25,
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