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# Take only class A's - leave only rubbish.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 11:18, archived)
# this is good
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 12:39, archived)
# I like the word naywhere
and I think it should be real
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 14:08, archived)
# I think it is, probably somewhere near Ulster.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha spot on
Pricks all of them. We are in the middle of a pandemic but fuck it we must go on holiday no matter what.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 14:10, archived)
# I like this
when did Staycation mean going on holiday in the UK rather than having time off at home?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 16:11, archived)
# Sounds like rural California
Remodel a bathroom and just dump the old stuff in the woods. Reroof your house, and toss the old debris on the side of a beautiful state park road. Remember- freedom is a free-for-all.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 16:21, archived)
# Leave 'em alone!
Given that all the music festivals have been cancelled this year, they're just trying to recreate that 'Monday morning on a festival campsite full of hippyish armchair environmentalists after a weekend of massive booze & drugs' vibe.

(Sadly experienced a number of times first-hand...)
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's see if this floats.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 10:31, archived)
# :D
Hisssterical
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 21:41, archived)
# This is my protest post for the Chairs Challenge being replaced too quickly.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 23:30, archived)
# It's over
They've throne her in the sea
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 23:36, archived)
# Classic Pedro, and quite good.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 0:27, archived)
# Thanks! *tips hat*
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 0:46, archived)
# I don't even know what to say
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 0:48, archived)
# "Ban this sick filth"?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 0:55, archived)
# Pedro, I mean
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 0:55, archived)
# Just for that snarky comment
It's going to get worse
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 2:17, archived)
# not possible
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:15, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:25, archived)
# Established forum member dribble is new here, might be very sexy female lady, let’s try pandering a little first eh?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:16, archived)
# Can confirm
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 9:33, archived)
# Awwwww so kyoot
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 13:29, archived)
# Good day m’lady! Whither the beautiful maiden this morning? I had a dream about u last nite uwu *tucks paws under chin*
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 15:20, archived)
# That was weird, a little bit of vomit came up in mouth
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 15:20, archived)
# It's not your fucking chair challenge!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 13:14, archived)
# I love Pee Wee Herman's Chair
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 22:11, archived)
# I tell you what Pedro, crop this down a little and it can go on the fp, will that make up for everything?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:09, archived)
#
whoa whoa whoa....I made a fucking shark into a helicopter...all Pedro did was chop up a girl.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:11, archived)
# It’s fine.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:19, archived)
# Whenever I find myself getting a little crotchety I like to suck a boiled sweet. I don’t allow myself to bite it until there’s only a sliver left, but then I really go to town and crunch!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:25, archived)
# Ever had a Fox’s Glacier Mint?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:27, archived)
# Like a little spice? Humbugs might be just the thing for you!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:28, archived)
# Traditional British seaside sticks of ‘rock’, with the name of the town written through them; you can suck those to a sharp point, if you don’t mind walking around looking like an overzealous hooker going to work on a clown’s dick
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:32, archived)
# Boobs with legs and a gripping hand
what's not to love?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:29, archived)
# Indeed!
I don't think you'll even have to worry about this one pooping
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:31, archived)
# You’re certain? Then why don’t you go ahead and tongue-wrestle with her. I’m willing to bet she gives the term ‘potty-mouth’ a new meaning.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:39, archived)
# Oooohh!
Do you think maybe she has a cloaca?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:46, archived)
# There’s a distinct possibility this is indeed an example of a pisser/pooper/puss-mouth
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:49, archived)
# DON’T LET HER LAY ANY EGGS IN YOUR EARS
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 4:10, archived)
# No poop means she doesn't eat = low maintenance
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 6:25, archived)
# That sounds like
The great Action Man/Sindy crossover they never made
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 9:26, archived)
# you know what they say,
chairs today, gone tomorrow
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 11:25, archived)
# The totally ironic thing is, I don't think she'd be able to sit in a chair :(
(, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 1:26, archived)
# I'm just concerned about the dangling of it all
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 14:11, archived)
# Is she coming or going?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 14:12, archived)
# one for your bank...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 18:06, archived)
# Frogging?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 23:02, archived)
# Haunting
and not in a good way
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 8:19, archived)
# ๐Ÿ˜
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 14:58, archived)
#
This is brilliant :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 18:36, archived)
# I'm not eating that
Can I still have some pudding?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 19:36, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 22:19, archived)
# No.
How can he have any pudding if he don't eat the worms?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 22:54, archived)
# I was thinking more; yes he can have some pudding if he don't shop the feets
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 23:11, archived)
# Spotted dick?
Smothered in Bird's custard!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 23:14, archived)
# :(( Phoebe would like a word with you

(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 23:26, archived)
# The only good thing about this is that she probably couldn't chase me
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 0:46, archived)
# you think you're desirable enough to be chased?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 0:47, archived)
# around the board
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:20, archived)
# by a man
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:20, archived)
# posting mutilated feet and faces
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:21, archived)
# *SMOOCH*
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:24, archived)
# Your breath smells of cloaca
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:59, archived)
# ๐Ÿ˜ญ
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 4:08, archived)
# 10/10
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 10:31, archived)
# Meet Gabby, your new gayshift hostess

(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:25, archived)
# You know how there’s an attention phrase for virtual assistants, Gabby’s is “Holy fuck Gabby”, then she's like, “ththhhhh thththhhhh”
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:31, archived)
# Haha!
, I thought you could just shout "hey look, there's corn on the cob"
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:33, archived)
# “corn on the cob made with REAL TEETH”
Then she says, โ€œYeththththhh? Who thththummons me?โ€
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:38, archived)
# Pedro can we make her go away now
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:40, archived)
# ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜”
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:41, archived)
# Ya know, it kinda looks like feet too
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 11:49, archived)
# :((
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 12:06, archived)
# Lock her up
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:17, archived)
# She'd chew through anything in a matter of seconds
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:30, archived)
# What a nasty woman.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 15:29, archived)
# She is tasting you with her eyes
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 15:48, archived)
# Crooked Gabbery
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 16:08, archived)
# That is a very good thing you did Pedro, really good.
now wish her into the cornfield
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:32, archived)
# Climb aboard, Gabby
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 5:42, archived)
# shitbox car
or as my dad used to call them 'peanut wagons'
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 12:20, archived)
# Holy fuck, man!
What the hell?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 14:58, archived)
# Yup :/
she's harmless
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 15:30, archived)
# -h
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:53, archived)
# FUGLY
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 16:23, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 17:11, archived)
# Did
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 22:01, archived)
# Bringing and old muse back from the dead (fresh content tho)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 2:44, archived)
# did you ever wipe, then another one comes out?...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 2:48, archived)
# Wipe? What's wipe? ;p
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:13, archived)
# Well DONE Pedro, well DONE!
So proud of you right now.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:32, archived)
# Wait I can’t fucking drive this
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:33, archived)
# You can't even fit in that!
Fatty Fat Fat Fat
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 16:26, archived)
# No
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 23:12, archived)
# I love these
May sound a bit OTT for b3ta, but there's something rather artistic to these. I love things that kind of draw you, defy expectations and keeps on revealing the more you look.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 21:43, archived)
# He's doing it again...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:00, archived)
#

(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:10, archived)
# “What have l told you about playing with my makeup?!”
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:52, archived)
# My sleepiez with Mommy <3 <3 <3
She had some nice pillows!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 16:24, archived)
#

(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 16:26, archived)
# Nice Pointies!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 16:27, archived)
# !!!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 12:36, archived)
# [faceslap emoji]
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 16:26, archived)
# Coming, going or sliding sideways?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:13, archived)
# Guaranteed!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:32, archived)
# steamy!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:43, archived)
# That's the stool of choice among nocturnal scat thieves
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:52, archived)
# Follow Your Nose®
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 2:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 2:00, archived)
# then how do the night crew run cables to the new cameras?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 2:43, archived)
# Per contract, night crew just sweeps up where spools were.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:11, archived)
# So they were just stringing them along then...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:25, archived)
# Now you're plugged in.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 3:33, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 1:10, archived)
# Must have been done. Hello! :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 15:03, archived)
# She's so fat that.....

I like fatties
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:02, archived)
# Ancient pea....
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:05, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:13, archived)
# My grandson fired me for having this picture on my screen.
My grandson!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:21, archived)
# Seems a bit harsh, unless your job was an air traffic controller or something
in which case I totally get it!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:43, archived)
# This afternoon brought to an end a 23 year career playing the part of "Dipsy".
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:02, archived)
# bad dipsy
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 22:31, archived)
# You and your selfies, tchhh
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:47, archived)
# Just gotta get the angle right...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:58, archived)
# Pea time
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:02, archived)
# From a Rose to a Dead Fish.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:06, archived)
# Not quite :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 21:33, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 0:38, archived)
# OMG I love Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer! <3 <3 <3
Nice rendition :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:18, archived)
# .... . o___o . ....
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:38, archived)
# Kilroy was here
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:40, archived)
# This reminds me of The Mighty Boosh
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:27, archived)
# .... . o___o ..l.,
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:39, archived)
# Oh shit.
Kilroy finna hop over the fence now....
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:55, archived)
# .... . o U o ..l.,
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 3:55, archived)
# ooo *U* ooo. .,(come at me bro)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 4:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 5:00, archived)
# What did he do to piss her off this time?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:26, archived)
# Must join in

(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 15:56, archived)
# They're actually good friends in real life.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:18, archived)
# But....they're best friends!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:33, archived)
# Me, me, and, and, Mrs., Mrs. Jones, we got a fuck, going on
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:03, archived)
# Michael Jackson did what now?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:06, archived)
# Sexually assaulted young boys. Allegedly.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:08, archived)
# Allegedly allegedly.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:55, archived)
# Oh it was definitely alleged, that part is not an allegation. I mean, obviously the statement itself is an allegation, but the statement that the statement is an allegation is not an allegation.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:58, archived)
# Stop fucking abusing words mofo
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:01, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:03, archived)
# ...the unmitigated audacity...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:01, archived)
# Sexy audacity
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:52, archived)
# She's an ugly girl.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:22, archived)
# But loyal
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:49, archived)
# and a great protector
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:33, archived)
# She knows Kung-Fuck!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:34, archived)
# Would you like to see The Dark Side Of The Meat?
Jussaskin
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:57, archived)
# Show me!!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 23:12, archived)
# You are not worthy.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 0:08, archived)
# Mitigated audacity isn’t very audacious, TBH.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:59, archived)
# It's a play on words.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:19, archived)
#
That's quite clever.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 5:05, archived)
# :D
Rise of the TaunTaun
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 5:20, archived)
# My granddaughter is crying because she thinks that's Elsa's head on that stick
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:16, archived)
# is she a moron?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
...yes :(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah maybe try to understand the ways of The Force...
....he's slicing the hand off in a swift upward stroke...obv....
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:08, archived)
# "Who wants yesterday's paper?..."
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:55, archived)
# :((
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:59, archived)
# Oddly enough, that's what I thought when I saw this image on my phone earlier.
And now I've seen it on a bigger screen, I can't re-see Elsa's head.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:33, archived)
# are you a moron?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
...yes :(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:38, archived)
# The funny thing is, I have no idea who Elsa is, on my phone, with my grandson, MY GRANDSON!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:00, archived)
# *PLACEHOLDER*
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
...yes :(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:06, archived)
#

(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:55, archived)
# What is it you can’t face?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The Compos
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 2:59, archived)
# +t
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:17, archived)
# She can't Star Wars!
What a complete loser.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry]


Bindun on the internet, it turns out. Probably here as well, but at least not for this compo!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 22:46, archived)
# diddy brau!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:55, archived)
# uni brau!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:10, archived)
# I can see this being nicked by hipster craft ale wankers.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 8:30, archived)
#
That's who the internet people I mentioned consist of. Mostly Canadian, from my research.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 21:16, archived)
#

(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 14:23, archived)
# Apiarist.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 15:05, archived)
# :) hah!
Please, don't bee like that.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 15:41, archived)
# oh honey...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 16:35, archived)
# Only four inches?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 16:48, archived)
# All inches matter
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 21:26, archived)
# The popular stereotype that black men tend to have large penises may be offensive to black men who are fewer well endowed
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Perhaps
but nothing here implies anything about stereotypes, blacks, men or penises.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 23:33, archived)
# I'm black and I'm offended by this
I mean, I'm only black under very low light conditions. But does this mean i don't have rights? #BUVLLCLM
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 4:06, archived)
# Does it mean you have no penis in a well-lit environment? :0
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 4:38, archived)
# 2nd attempt
was better in my head

(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninj's post got me gears turnin'
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:27, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
Proper b3ta
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:22, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 11:59, archived)
# She got back just in time for launch
This reminds me (a little) of one of my first animations years ago.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:35, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 2:42, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice, but uhhh, you killed the board
EDIT: Have a completely unrelated PEA

(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 13:45, archived)
#
Maybe you and mofaha bored us to death.
Jusssayin
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 18:24, archived)
# Thx!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 19:31, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 19:32, archived)
# set cucumbers to stun!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 20:46, archived)
# Awww, no :( That cat has already seen some shit
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 0:00, archived)
# Oh look! Your candles JUST NOW popped up
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 0:00, archived)
# 4? ....Welcome to b3ta, noob!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 0:41, archived)
# just warming up
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:17, archived)
# Fork handles
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 3:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:19, archived)
# nowwaitagoddamnedminute!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:27, archived)
# You use vulgar language.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:56, archived)
# dagnabbit
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:24, archived)
# ^ rootin and tootin
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:28, archived)
# rassa frassa
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:30, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:32, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
Now I'm watching Foghorn Leghorn clips
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:40, archived)
# now i say...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:44, archived)
# ah say ah say, that boy's got more nerve than a bum tooth
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 13:15, archived)
# It could happen.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:17, archived)
# something something need a bigger shark
Excellent!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:29, archived)
# Is that from a movie?
lolz
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:19, archived)
# The Jaws of Attraction
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:56, archived)
#
Photoshopped images only please.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:32, archived)
# RPT - Real Photo Tuesday
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:19, archived)
# Real Pleurotremata Wednesday
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 13:47, archived)
# Good One!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 18:15, archived)
# Why is the world so ugly
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:38, archived)
# Compared to what?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:43, archived)
# *holds up mirror*
you cute *winks*
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:45, archived)
# You have 1 day on me. Did you do that on purpose?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:59, archived)
# if you like
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:01, archived)
# I don't know, maybe.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:02, archived)
# oh go on
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:04, archived)
# Please explain your question?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:55, archived)
# What are you comparing this world to, that you find it ugly? A different world? An ideal world? The past?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:35, archived)
# ugliness isn’t necessarily a comparative quality
your question demands the objective treatment of purely subjective rhetoric.
but you knew that.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 6:57, archived)
# exactly : )
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 11:39, archived)
# Ugliness is always and necessarily a comparative quality. Without ugliness there is no possibility of beauty, and vice versa.
Consider, if everything was blue, thereโ€™d be no word for blue. Blue is considered a distinct color only because there are other colors. If there were not, blue coloration would just be a universal state of being and would not be worth commenting on. Similarly, if everything was equally โ€˜uglyโ€™, there would be no comparison to make, and ugliness would just be a universal state of being.

Additionally, there is not a single thing which can stand alone. You can test this yourself by attempting to think of just one thing. Youโ€™ll always fail, because things only exist in relation to other things. You imagine an apple... but in order to picture it alone, it is necessary to imagine it floating in space... and that is two things.

Thus, everything we perceive and imagine is necessarily dependent upon other phenomena, and in such a situation, literally nothing stands alone. Everything is both comparative and interdependent.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 13:50, archived)
#
that which we subjectively describe as ugly may simply be an emotional and/or visceral response, which by communicating that response requires definition. beauty is no different and just cos they're at opposite ends of a qualitative spectrum doesn't indicate comparison.
by 'purely subjective rhetoric', i mean that i took bk's question to be rhetorical and made without objectivity. why shouldn't a response be considered purely subjective? an imagined apple is an object visualised, but the qualities of our experiences are quite abstract and i say they can be purely subjective. otherwise art would be very boring.
just cos you mention it, by the by, some folk seem to think that there wasn't a word for the colour blue until quite recently. radiolab did a nice thing.
but you probably knew that, too. :)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 14:15, archived)
# Your first sentence there is the key.
Yes, our perception of ugliness might manifest as an emotional and/or visceral response. But such a response is wordless, in the gut. To communicate that response in words does usually require definition, and in naming the response we reveal the truth of the situation: I communicate the visceral feeling in terms which we all know and accept to be relative. โ€œLooking at this gave me a bad feelingโ€ necessarily requires knowledge of being able to look at something and get a good feeling, in order for it to make any sense.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 14:26, archived)
# Or just stay off the cheese late at night.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Words are ugly.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 18:20, archived)
# beauty is only skin deep
but ugliness goes right to the bone
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:11, archived)
# All of them?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:56, archived)
# No.
Words I like:
Tits
Boobs
Breasts
Funbags
Melons
Pointies
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 5:04, archived)
# What about meniscus?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:59, archived)
# male swearing
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:01, archived)
# What about persimmon?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:20, archived)
# when you sit on woman's handbag by mistake
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 3:56, archived)
# What about tardigrade?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 23:16, archived)
# I just imagined an apple from the inside.
All I can see is the inside of an apple.

It's dark in here.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 15:30, archived)
# Thanks for not saying pear.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 17:00, archived)
# Wrong! [Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex]
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 18:22, archived)
# Cuz people are ugly.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:27, archived)
# The Trip To Clone Mountain
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:49, archived)
# Mmmmm....Clone Fin Soup
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:20, archived)
# sharkorsky
a proper chopper
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 4:13, archived)
# Chomper Chopper
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 4:16, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 9:16, archived)
# Thanks! o/'
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 18:23, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Thanks for voting ;)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:04, archived)
# Working from home
THAT....is a lot of work! Click
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 20:49, archived)
# 3 hours of work anyway....Thanks o/'
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 18:11, archived)
# Clives matter
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:53, archived)
# Hmmm
All alma maters matter.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:29, archived)
# chortle
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 8:45, archived)
# No reference to B3ta's very own
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 18:59, archived)
# Inadvertent error of omission.
(Feline Clives matter)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 4:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 21:30, archived)
# Wow he's hauling ass!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:44, archived)
# clever boy
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:25, archived)
# He's bugg(y)ing out
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:42, archived)
# They never stopped.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 17:06, archived)
# Bye Fonzie!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 17:22, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 18:17, archived)
# Neither did these :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 17:29, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:15, archived)
# SpaceX Roadster 1978
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:19, archived)
# I guess Elon has been working at this space X thing longer than we realised.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 6:27, archived)
# i got chills
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 8:44, archived)
# You better shape up
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 17:30, archived)
# Who else wondered
If Slut Sandy reverted to Sweet Sandy, or if she sort of ended up in the middle, like a librarian who's secretly a bit of a goer?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] It didn't work for Bananarama nor STEPS, yet I'm Mooo-ving On.

Click for bigger (481 kb)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 16:56, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 17:07, archived)
# Jeux Sans Frontieres
BBC Breakfast going for broke with this morningโ€™s coverage of refugees.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ2-jFYuWXs
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:35, archived)
# If you post this on the /links board, they’ll laugh unironically
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:46, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 16:23, archived)
# YouTube SpamCunt
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 16:25, archived)
# may all your electrons spin in opposite directions
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 16:31, archived)
# I did that once...it made a green hole.
Anyways...I meant the other guy...not you...
oh no...not you....of course not you...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 16:37, archived)
# *purrs*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 16:43, archived)
# NEW! from DC games...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:28, archived)
# v good
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:14, archived)
# Hey what do you all think about the social contagion of yawning?
Like maybe we could just project a giant image of a yawning person above a city and everyone would yawn and it would be such a powerful moment in history that everyone resigned

Anyway my sources are a dream I had and this article I found on google scholar that kind of fits what I want to say

www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982217309661
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:20, archived)
# This is how Putin is going to administer the Russian Covid vaccine.
He'll project a giant image of a yawning person above a city, and when everyone looks up and yawns he'll drop the vaccine into their open mouths, using chemtrails.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:52, archived)
# TRUTH and FACTS
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:41, archived)
# Well I got bored reading that and it made me yawn, which proves it.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:43, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 17:07, archived)

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