Remodel a bathroom and just dump the old stuff in the woods. Reroof your house, and toss the old debris on the side of a beautiful state park road. Remember- freedom is a free-for-all.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 16:21,
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Leave 'em alone!
Given that all the music festivals have been cancelled this year, they're just trying to recreate that 'Monday morning on a festival campsite full of hippyish armchair environmentalists after a weekend of massive booze & drugs' vibe.
(Sadly experienced a number of times first-hand...)
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 18:37,
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(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 13:29,
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Good day m’lady! Whither the beautiful maiden this morning? I had a dream about u last nite uwu *tucks paws under chin*
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 15:20,
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That was weird, a little bit of vomit came up in mouth
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 15:20,
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It's not your fucking chair challenge!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 2:32,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 13:14,
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I love Pee Wee Herman's Chair
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 22:11,
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I tell you what Pedro, crop this down a little and it can go on the fp, will that make up for everything?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:09,
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whoa whoa whoa....I made a fucking shark into a helicopter...all Pedro did was chop up a girl.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:11,
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It’s fine.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:12,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:19,
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Whenever I find myself getting a little crotchety I like to suck a boiled sweet. I don’t allow myself to bite it until there’s only a sliver left, but then I really go to town and crunch!
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:25,
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Ever had a Fox’s Glacier Mint?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:27,
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Like a little spice? Humbugs might be just the thing for you!
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:28,
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Traditional British seaside sticks of ‘rock’, with the name of the town written through them; you can suck those to a sharp point, if you don’t mind walking around looking like an overzealous hooker going to work on a clown’s dick
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:32,
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Boobs with legs and a gripping hand
what's not to love?
(gub~gubcannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:29,
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Indeed!
I don't think you'll even have to worry about this one pooping
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:31,
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You’re certain? Then why don’t you go ahead and tongue-wrestle with her. I’m willing to bet she gives the term ‘potty-mouth’ a new meaning.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:39,
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Oooohh!
Do you think maybe she has a cloaca?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:46,
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There’s a distinct possibility this is indeed an example of a pisser/pooper/puss-mouth
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:49,
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DON’T LET HER LAY ANY EGGS IN YOUR EARS
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:49,
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Hahaha!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 4:10,
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(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:32,
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Wait I can’t fucking drive this
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 14 Aug 2020, 4:33,
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You can't even fit in that!
Fatty Fat Fat Fat
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 14 Aug 2020, 16:26,
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No
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 14 Aug 2020, 23:12,
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I love these
May sound a bit OTT for b3ta, but there's something rather artistic to these. I love things that kind of draw you, defy expectations and keeps on revealing the more you look.
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:33,
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Me, me, and, and, Mrs., Mrs. Jones, we got a fuck, going on
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:03,
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Michael Jackson did what now?
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:06,
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Sexually assaulted young boys. Allegedly.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:08,
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Allegedly allegedly.
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:55,
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Oh it was definitely alleged, that part is not an allegation. I mean, obviously the statement itself is an allegation, but the statement that the statement is an allegation is not an allegation.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:58,
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Stop fucking abusing words mofo
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:01,
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ok
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:03,
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...the unmitigated audacity...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:01,
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Sexy audacity
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:52,
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She's an ugly girl.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:22,
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But loyal
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:49,
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and a great protector
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:33,
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She knows Kung-Fuck!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:34,
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Would you like to see The Dark Side Of The Meat?
Jussaskin
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:57,
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Show me!!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 23:12,
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You are not worthy.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 14 Aug 2020, 0:08,
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Mitigated audacity isn’t very audacious, TBH.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:59,
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It's a play on words.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:19,
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(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 11:39,
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Ugliness is always and necessarily a comparative quality. Without ugliness there is no possibility of beauty, and vice versa.
Consider, if everything was blue, thereโd be no word for blue. Blue is considered a distinct color only because there are other colors. If there were not, blue coloration would just be a universal state of being and would not be worth commenting on. Similarly, if everything was equally โuglyโ, there would be no comparison to make, and ugliness would just be a universal state of being.
Additionally, there is not a single thing which can stand alone. You can test this yourself by attempting to think of just one thing. Youโll always fail, because things only exist in relation to other things. You imagine an apple... but in order to picture it alone, it is necessary to imagine it floating in space... and that is two things.
Thus, everything we perceive and imagine is necessarily dependent upon other phenomena, and in such a situation, literally nothing stands alone. Everything is both comparative and interdependent.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 13:50,
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that which we subjectively describe as ugly may simply be an emotional and/or visceral response, which by communicating that response requires definition. beauty is no different and just cos they're at opposite ends of a qualitative spectrum doesn't indicate comparison. by 'purely subjective rhetoric', i mean that i took bk's question to be rhetorical and made without objectivity. why shouldn't a response be considered purely subjective? an imagined apple is an object visualised, but the qualities of our experiences are quite abstract and i say they can be purely subjective. otherwise art would be very boring. just cos you mention it, by the by, some folk seem to think that there wasn't a word for the colour blue until quite recently. radiolab did a nice thing. but you probably knew that, too. :)
Yes, our perception of ugliness might manifest as an emotional and/or visceral response. But such a response is wordless, in the gut. To communicate that response in words does usually require definition, and in naming the response we reveal the truth of the situation: I communicate the visceral feeling in terms which we all know and accept to be relative. โLooking at this gave me a bad feelingโ necessarily requires knowledge of being able to look at something and get a good feeling, in order for it to make any sense.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 14:26,
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Or just stay off the cheese late at night.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 15:07,
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Words are ugly.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 18:20,
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beauty is only skin deep
but ugliness goes right to the bone
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:11,
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All of them?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:56,
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No.
Words I like: Tits Boobs Breasts Funbags Melons Pointies
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 5:04,
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What about meniscus?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:59,
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male swearing
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:01,
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What about persimmon?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 2:20,
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when you sit on woman's handbag by mistake
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 3:56,
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What about tardigrade?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 13 Aug 2020, 23:16,
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I just imagined an apple from the inside.
All I can see is the inside of an apple.
It's dark in here.
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap',
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 15:30,
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Thanks for not saying pear.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 17:00,
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Wrong! [Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex]
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 18:22,
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Cuz people are ugly.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:20,
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Hey what do you all think about the social contagion of yawning?
Like maybe we could just project a giant image of a yawning person above a city and everyone would yawn and it would be such a powerful moment in history that everyone resigned
Anyway my sources are a dream I had and this article I found on google scholar that kind of fits what I want to say
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:20,
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This is how Putin is going to administer the Russian Covid vaccine.
He'll project a giant image of a yawning person above a city, and when everyone looks up and yawns he'll drop the vaccine into their open mouths, using chemtrails.
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap',
Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:52,
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TRUTH and FACTS
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:41,
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Well I got bored reading that and it made me yawn, which proves it.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:43,
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