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# I blame Maurice Sendak for all this
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 9:25, archived)
# Yes!
He should definitely be confined to his room without supper until the end of the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 9 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)
# Frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] They really wanted that jacket
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 1:12, archived)
# I think....
Is that, uhhhh...



OH MY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 2:03, archived)
# They're just a bunch of
Goatse herders
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 2:17, archived)
# Yodelay hee hoo!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 3:37, archived)
# A Very B3ta Attempted Coup

I was just going to do Furtive for the old timers, but got carried away.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 23:27, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:01, archived)
# @realdonaldtrump banned from twitter about an hour ago.
And there was much rejoicing.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:31, archived)
# obv...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:48, archived)
# I love this so much
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 22:25, archived)
# most excellent
(ozof, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:07, archived)
# this has made me deeply nostalgic

that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:42, archived)
# Smug 2024
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 1:00, archived)
# FP this hard
(rogerzilla, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:07, archived)
# In-jokes are never front-paged.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 8:26, archived)
# And yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 15:15, archived)
# Just needs some glasscox..
Woo! Yay! Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 8:02, archived)
# This should win
Great stuff
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 10:23, archived)
# Love it.
*clicks
/relurks
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sat 9 Jan 2021, 11:13, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 11:45, archived)
# excellent work Sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)
# I was never really bothered by the b3ta meme stuff
but nostalgia has got me and I love this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 12:39, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)
#
fuck yeah indeed
(wobblytickle, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 22:23, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 13:03, archived)
# I heard
Domokun is now banned from Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 13:22, archived)
# Woo yay
And indeed, hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 13:52, archived)
# the last surviving can
of Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 15:25, archived)
# As a very long time lurker
This makes me all warm and fuzzy inside
(mrtcrazyfoo, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 16:18, archived)
# Oh yes
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)
# This has brought a tear to my eye.
Top work!
(relurks)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 19:10, archived)
# This makes my heart happy.
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 23:35, archived)
# :-D
Brill
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 17:41, archived)
# it all seemed so plausible.
(squidboot, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 22:18, archived)
#
if only he wasn't totally insane...
(Keroscene, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 22:23, archived)
# Strictly speaking, it's "weren't" not "wasn't"
"Wasn't" implies that you think there's a possibility that he isn't totally insane.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:37, archived)
# too soon?


Democrats watching www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F4qCuD2V4k&feature=emb_logo and realising they may have overreacted to Trump's "Grab her by the pussy" words recorded 11 years before he entering the Oval office.
(Keroscene, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 22:06, archived)
# Too incoherent
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 8:27, archived)
#

Click for bigger (329 kb)
(Keroscene, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:32, archived)
# Classic chinmasking
(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:03, archived)
# shopped pics only
(rogerzilla, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:12, archived)
# Might be easier to just let him go on believing...
(Max Harvey, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 17:14, archived)
#

Click for bigger (68 kb)
(Maiden2020, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:05, archived)
# Hahah!
This is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:08, archived)
# Nice
(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:45, archived)
# Excellent.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 9:07, archived)
# Aces
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)
# Wow, mods do still exist
(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:29, archived)
# Not if you are mongychops, forever in limbo
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 12:06, archived)
# RIP
(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 12:07, archived)
# Should have just deleted his account, I hear he's allergic to kittens now after 9 months
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 12:09, archived)
# That's terrible.
They give me gas something awful.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:40, archived)
# Apparently not enough to fp stuff though.
This would probably get "shared" a lot on "twitter", just saying.
(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 12:06, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 11:08, archived)
# brilliant!
ROLF, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 12:26, archived)
# Trump deserves an Oscar for that last tweet of his
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 13:17, archived)
# Right wing nut jobs are busy decoding it
(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 13:23, archived)
# he blinked an odd number of times
that means he's signalling something's odd
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 14:46, archived)
# 7 times within 30 seconds means 'go out and fill the libs with lead'
I read it on a youtubes
(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 15:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 15:03, archived)
# Daisy looks like Neil Young
(rogerzilla, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:11, archived)
# Something about Chris Isaak and Kiefer Sutherland
(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 15:05, archived)
# WINNAR !
Of everything
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 13:35, archived)
# for free dumb !!!
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 14:29, archived)
# Hee-haa-hahaha
Seriously though, this is great :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 14:38, archived)
# idgi :(
what am i missing?
(ozof, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)
# someone did an epic flounce
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:04, archived)
# bugger. i miss all the fun
(ozof, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 8:12, archived)
# Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 11:46, archived)
# Perfect
also hello
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 3:32, archived)
# I like your picture
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)
# It should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 15:38, archived)
# If only, then I could retire on my yacht
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:41, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 0:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 3:01, archived)
# Offering a new service during lockdown

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After seeing that the local town crier was driving around in a white van with a whiteboard on the side to shout Happy Birthday at locals, I thought I'd start my own service.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:06, archived)
# vulnerable
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:15, archived)
# Fuck, didn't see that one.
Loved ones should have an apostrophe too. I'll just pretend it's on purpose, pretend it's "in character".
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 0:07, archived)
# sign me up
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
PM ME HUN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:45, archived)
# I'll do more than whisper
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:54, archived)
# A careless whisper??
(gijoel, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 21:59, archived)
#
The basic whisper is the careless one.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 0:09, archived)
# Disappointing letterbox extras... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:03, archived)
# Nice to see a first timer with a subtler sense of humour on the front page!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)
# fantastic
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:52, archived)
# Capitol Record
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)
# Vault 87 News
The Lone Wanderer and his gang just lone wandered right on up the steps
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:11, archived)
# Also...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:52, archived)
# I think that tattoo is some sort of Klingon ship
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 23:10, archived)
# Looked to me like the silhouette of a negh'var.
An odd choice. Perhaps he had second thoughts about that CDC tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 0:45, archived)
#
return of the space proudboy
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 5:00, archived)
[challenge entry] She definitely did NAZI that coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:06, archived)
# This is like a thundercat or something
where you press down a lever on the back and it does a kick or chop action
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:11, archived)
# I only ever had Lion-o and Panthera. Those nunchucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:12, archived)
# Dimebag never visited Third Earth, fake news
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:22, archived)
# Swede suggests otherwise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkoe8crWjEg
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:27, archived)
# I'm quite confident that those are two completely different musicians
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)
# There's a glitch in the Melatrix
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:46, archived)
# {:-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5i0w_YNJw
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 13:58, archived)
#
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 9:35, archived)
# "Alternative results"
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:51, archived)
# FAKE IMAGE
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 12:43, archived)
# It's entertaining until I see the hords who identify with him.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:22, archived)
# I went to the Capitol Super Spreader Event and all I got was this lousy cough
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:29, archived)
# caught from a dirty socialist.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 14:15, archived)
# My lungs are feeling the bern
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:16, archived)
# HOCK HER UP
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:30, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:20, archived)
# It's all the Democrat's fault.
They prevented him from being the great president he is.
I can't make this up; saw it on youtube comments.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:44, archived)
# They dun a deal with Chy-na virus factories to stop him MAGA-ing
the rest of the planet is either collateral damage or fake news
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:08, archived)
# Suddenly, Mars doesn't seem so bleak.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:29, archived)
# Never go full Dr Manhattan
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:40, archived)
#
surely it is the fault of Covid19 otherwise he would have been reelected
(Keroscene, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:23, archived)
# Fake poos.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] can't hide forever Donnie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:25, archived)
# Et tu, pence
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:58, archived)
# "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" :
Click for bigger (57 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 11:34, archived)
# awesome
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Current news analysis
*runs back to links*


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(I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:24, archived)
# What a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 12:27, archived)
# toap
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:53, archived)
#
rerun from brexit?
(Keroscene, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)

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