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(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

I felt

that whereas the Loris suited big meaty ram's horns, these slender goat's horns looked good on a bush baby.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)

I'm detecting a theme here.

Very good though - I like it. And those horns are indeed well chosen.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)

It was inspired

by the frog on the front page.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

it's

beautiful!
woo!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

i like lorris'

there were loads on telly last night. my little cat was enthralled

and confused when they weren't all hiding behind the telly

(longboy_mcgoo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)

but

that's a bush baby. look, you can the tail. Scroll down for the Loris...

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)

ahhh but i lernt on this program

that they are all part of the same group of primates...

(longboy_mcgoo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)

But

You find Loris in South America, and Bush Babies in Africa.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)

nooo

lorises on telly an I missed them!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)

How

could you miss Life Of Mammals?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)

and sloths and fruit bats and coolest of cool

flying squirells... you know the ones with the wingy bits between there legs who glide between tres.

you could just imgaine them screaming 'wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' each time they jumped

(longboy_mcgoo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)

lovely

woo

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)

Sharks have no morals

They'll advertise anything.

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)

woo!

especially something as nasty as nestlé!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

sharks are nice friendly creatures

that havent got a good press agent like dolphins have.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)

indeed

he believes their aggressive attitude will help them in the 12-18yr old market.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)

Yes

they changed the wrappers of KitKats and now Junkies have to buy whole rolls of bacofoil.

The insensitive bastards

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)

oooh

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chthonic, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

May I threadjack for a moment?

I thought this would be quite good, given the purpose of the board: Tattyslop quiz but it's rubbish. Most of the answers are "No, it's real"

and not a shark in sight. Except the nice pic I jacked....

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)

I refuse to believe

that this is real.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

It is

the dreads are attached to the hat.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)

I like the way

they've removed the football but not the REALLY BIG, OBVIOUS shadow of the football on that German-blokie one.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)

Fucking media whores,

the lot of 'em.

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)

(Maels, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)

arrrr

ffffff

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Toast_not_ghosts, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

They run out of budget

And the audience ran out of patience

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Mond, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)

All the other Mr. Men agreed...

Mr. Grumpy was definitely getting grumpier.

EMB competition!

(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

Very very good..

..has he had the earlier mentioned 'shitler'?

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)

hehehehe

hahahaha
75.37 on the giggle-o-metre

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

i hope

you do have a big peter snow style swinging arrow giggle-o-meter next to you.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

Looks more like

wossname from On the Buses!

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Ratsta, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)

In case it was a bit late last night.....

Someone discovered this natty little drawing thing GE drawing pen thing clicky

And here is one of my creations....

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

Your search for "imaginationatwork" matched 6 messages in the last seven days:
I can't bloody draw
Here's a
Anyone
seen this
In case it was a bit late last night.....
neato web widget

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)

how do you

messgae search? on the b3ta forum?

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

silly chicken

i think the "search for messages" button up there might help you

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)

And..

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

I couldn't do a glasscock with that pen..

so here's this...

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)

any one got

a windows error screen pic thingy or know a link?
plzzzzzzzz

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)

I googled Bluescreen

and found a few dozen...

Look down to see where I used it. :-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

got one

www.bysoft.se/sureshot/bluesaver/screenshot.gif
if anyone else needs it

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

theres one down there

||
||
||
\||/
\/

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

delete random files from your hard drive

until one appears :)

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

Good

answer

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

cool!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)

There is a huuuuuuge..

..amout of threadwaste these days and I am missing some top pics because of it. Can people not just threadjack instead?

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

i can't agree more

i hate it when people ask for a pic which can be found on the first page of a google search

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)

Exactly..

Let's gang up and call them rude names!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

SILLY

CHICKEN!
:)p

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

(juoj8, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

search google

for blue screen of death
or break your computer

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)

print screen on the blue screen of

death probably doesn't work.
and you can't get back into photoshop to paste it ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

Use a..

..digital camera.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

hehheh

good point :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)

Even that's

on Google already...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)

i wrote

an <irony>amusing</irony> screensaver a few years back
BSOD then totally locks the PC up unless a specific code (the error code on the BSOD - randomly generated) is entered

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

I downloaded one today

that accurately emulates the proper bluescreen for whatever system it's installed on.

But it seems to crash...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)

Google Image search

BSOD.
That'll give you a shitload

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

there's one

here

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)

nice

one :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)

so if a kelly pic goes up..

am i dead?

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)

silly chicken

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)

yes. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)

if a tree

falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

(

stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)

What noise

does one hand clapping make? Eh? Eh?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

or ap

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

depends if its the left or right hand

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

Its a bit like this

*cla cla cla*

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)

yes

its causes vibrations in the ear, which athough may not be clearly audable, the effect of the movie particles has an effect on all the particles in the world, so eventualy someone must hear something resulting from the collapsing tree

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)

i don't

think that's true though is it?

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

Possibly..

but the bottom line is it is arrogant of humans to believe that just because none of us are there to witness it, stuff doesn't happen.

I reckon!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)

but the universe only exists in its current form because of the

conciousness within it.

Until an act is observed, the waveform hasn't collapsed, so everything is held in potentia...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

no. that

is wrong. that is the copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. it is wrong. probably.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)

but it is proved that at the quantumn level

the very act of observation changes that which is observed...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)

indeed. but

that doesn't mean that what was observed didn't exist in the first place, merely that to observe something we have to hit it with couple of photons, which monkeys around with it. and that the world is a fucking weird place.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)

true

though the very definition of "place" depends on us defining it by being there...

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)

i imagine

you're right :)

*runs off for more aspirin*

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)

(

dogbomb, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)

Besides

the actions we are interested in are at the macro level, not quantum, so it doesn't matter anyway.

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heyrudi has just found this setting, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)

But

you say that from the perspective of a sentient lifeform. We percieve the world via our senses, but that doesn't mean that's how the world is..?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

no. the

wave function is a mathematical way of expressing something we don't really understand. the collapsing of it is our way of describing an observation being made. it almost certainly doesn't happen like that.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)

Blimey

this is all a bit deep for b3ta.

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)

haven't you been watching Life of Mammals?

there are loads of animals you can hear movement in the air that's utterly inaudible to humans.

I'm one of them.

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)

So what noise

do you make?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)

wibble

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

I like the idea of

"movie particles" ;)

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

Yes

a loud crash like a stack of plates falling over followed by the comedy sound of one unsmashed plate rolling round in ever decreasing circles.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

if a tree falls in the forest

and no one is around to hear...
do the other trees point and laugh?

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

if you post something funny

and no one replies, has anyone read it? :)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)

If it hits a mime

does anyone actually care?

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LP, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

If a man says something

and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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robh, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)

nah

we'll just shun you

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)

kelly who?

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)

Only from..

..the neck up.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

R or Matthew?

Or Woody's bird from Cheers, or the Irish presenter of Going For Gold, or the daughter from Married With Children, or ...

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

Microsoft once tried their hand at Special Effects

With disasterous consequences...

Sark would regret tampering with the network...

Click for the Director's Cut.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

Tron

is great, and that is great

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

EEKS!

A comment, and at lunchtime no less!

I was getting scared there... Thank you.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

The side of Mace Windu that you never saw in the films.

(Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

that's

'better'

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

Despite it being his birthday

gerald couldn't get into the swing of things, he just wasn't a people person.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

brilliant.

marvellous.
*applause*

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

bless

he looks like me at partys
*note i havnt been or had one since i was 6

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

The profile photo

does seem to confirm a certain sociopathy.

;)

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

That's a very morose expression!

Looks like he should be smoking a fag

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

yeah i know

but the party blower seem better at the time

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)

I like the party blower.

I think it's very woo.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

that is very good

love his wee bow tie :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)

Very nice!

On the same theme, check out the song "Harold" here... www.btinternet.com/~poetspage/beaky/

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Ratsta, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

that loris

he just gets everywhere he do.

Hellooooo mr loris! Nice headgear you have there.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

i want one!

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

it just looks evil the right way up

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

doesnt it?

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

ouch

i just twatted my back trying to look at that t'other way

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

eddie

izzard upside down?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

Deja-woo!

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)

oh my

that's gonna give me nightmares

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)

aGH!

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

you made me copy paste that

and turn it out around in photoshop just to see how evil it really looks.
(standing on my head hadn't occured to me)

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)

bandwagon?

phil :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

the waggon keps on rolling

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

thats woo

nice tits (see below)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

high muntage more like

and no, please don't do another picture of that beast...

=p

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

High Volume

Her voice is like a fucking foghorn. I wish she'd belt up and fuck off.
/rant

(jonnies, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

Who

is she?

(Rice, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)

ex Atomic Kitten

can't remember her name though.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)

scary

she is scary

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)

Ridiculous

Tits!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)

The Horror ,The Horror

She is one classy bird, in all fairness, and her hubby is just as classy too!
/sarcasm

(DeGremlin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)

been done i'm afraid

but still woo to you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

dang!

ah well ...

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spiny - things are looking up, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

Funny

nevertheless!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)

nice tits

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

Phwooooooor!

Pnnnaaaarrrreeee etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

How

civil

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

cracking

pair

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

i would

ah... erm... oooo my coat!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

bit of a phallic perch too

nice tits indeed.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

what

a cracking pair. :)

[edit]bum, b3tan. or is it just mindpiss?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

hehe

i love the phrase mindpiss

woo i got a frontpagey doobrie :)

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

mindpiss is a great word.

especially 'cos you can say miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss, which is even better.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)

Bum b3tan?

did it hurt? I used to put a copy or two of the beano down my pants before teacher set about me.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

What a

lovely pair of tits.

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

lovely pair

they do look a bit cold though..fnarr fnarr.

(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

tits like coconuts

apparently.

(plankton, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)

class

good lad

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

What were they thinking

I just happened to look at the back of a box of surf, which claimed to remove 99 stains, one of which was semen. Next to that was a picture of a bloke grabbing his crotch with the caption "Oooh". I am quite relieved to now that if i was to acciendently cum in my pants that surf could get rid of it.

(Ben Davis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)

that cant be right?

surely?

It never worked on my bedsheets.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

But black silk is

Notoriously hard to clean...

You slick bugger you...

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

Quick Tip.

no matter what other people say, something extracted from the bottom of a worm is not a luxury item.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

*throws

away jar of worms arses*

dammit, i was fooled by the expensive packaging.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

He's on to PVC one's now...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

damned incontinence.

/self deprecation.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

you'd think it'd wipe straight off rubber wouldn't you

[edit] buggers, b3tan

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

this one time,

I lost my keys, but then I found them again.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

phew.

*wipes brow*

(nearly)morning all by the way.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

yeah

real nasty moment that was.

I think I might watch some telly tonight.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

i'm going to

bob down the shops later. i might buy some lamb.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

It was quite nippy on my walk to work,

this morning.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

could you pick me up some shampoo, please?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

what do you want him to do with it after hes picked it up?

hmmmmmmmmm?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

aye, go on then.

i might get a paper and read it this afternoon.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

I had lamb for dinner last night!

No, really - I did!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

jesus, funny

old world innit.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

About 2 months after my wedding I lost my

ring! I couldn't remember if I'd had it on before arriving at work. I'd had a massive poo (curry the night before...) and it was kind of loose anyway so logically I thought it'd fallen off and been flushed away... I even called out Bristol Water and had them check the drains at work for it.

Imagine my supprise when I found it under the bed a few months later...

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

*imagines real hard*

"Ooh would you look at that, it was under the bed!"

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)

I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

popular that night when her indoors found out...

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

And yes

Basically I am a twat...

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

I take it that it fell off

while you were gropeing around for your jazz mags?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

Not too sure...

Possible, or maybe while I was greasing up the Anal Intruder [tm]

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

for real?

noooo
you're pulling my leg!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

you're less likely to get that

sort of stains if you only pull your leg

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

noone ever believes

me, u'll have to look for urself, i think they've stopped making now

(Ben Davis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

Personally I can't get the cum

stains off my ceiling.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

Small room?

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

or poor gravity field?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

bunk-bed

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

either that

or he is a sexual olympian.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)

from Wales?

I doubt that very much.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)

twch din

pob saes.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)

flob a dob

blib blob blib!
:)

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)

Surely you mean

LLLFFALLLFFFAALLLLFFFWWECH

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)

good point

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)

That reminds me... Repost...

Not shopped, I just found step 3 a little confusing...

(Monty, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

they would be salty.

At a guess.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

could be GC but i aint seen it before

www.flowgo.com/greetings/dirtybaby/dirtybaby.swf

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)

this took

far too long (so they're not all animated)

still... I wasn't all that unhappy about it. looks like fun.

(radja, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)

woo

very nice!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)

i see your nurses

and raise you my nuns

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)

A proposed disney version of the Matrix was considered

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

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