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[challenge entry] One of mother nature's...

... less successful attempts at the jellyfish's defense mechanism.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)
# oooh
you coulc get a nasty sting off that..
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sabre-toothed Hamster:
Was far too vicious to domesticate, but in the wild,
quite frankly, it wasnt fooling anyone.



biggy
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
I am alarmed.

Woo yay.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh


it non-responsive
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Your keyboard is broken?
Netscape went chinese on me the other day and
i couldnt alter it cos i couldnt read the commands.

had to cut and paste from notepad
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)
# i cut and paste
only :(
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# isn't there
a tool you can use that puts a keyboard up on your screen? it would be clumsy, but better than nothing until you get a new one

(edit) i don't know about 98 but XP has one in it's accessibility tools
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# ooooh
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# I had some excellent ones for 98
made by a company called Macrohard (well someone was gonna use the name, weren't they?

Dead slow for actual data entry or typing on messageboards, but capable enough.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# woo thanks i've got a milosoft
keyboard thingy now
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
# fucksocks
thats good
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)
# yay!
It's fab.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)
# woo
that's now my new desktop wallpaper.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that's lovely!
i want three
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)
# i want twelvety
and i woo yay your woo yay.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)
# thanks :)
i'm going to try to find time to do some more messing about with the digicam this weekend
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# holy crap
batman, but ain't it lovely. shall i stroke it, it might bite, stoke/bite/stroke/bite?!!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)
# top
banana!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)
# .
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)
# yup
quality, quality, quality
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# i want one :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# YAY!
WOO!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I like it.
It can be a friend for my Dreamboat mouse thing.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# no reason..
just.. it looks kinda nice..

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)
#
phwooaaaaargh!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I
WOULD
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)
# shes a bit of a man eater
i'd stear well clear of her.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)
# shlinky
purrr
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)
# ultamate killing machines 1#
tony bush
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)
# looking for 'fruit machines'
on google images yielded a rather unexpected result
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I can't imagine banging and shaking it if my apple got stuck.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)
# thats good
i would like one in my office, so that i would eat more fruit
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)
# "Customers receive the same fruit selected"
Handy feature that.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# this was better in my head
or was it butter in my head?


(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)
# ho ho ho
you should have requested a left hand version, like with cheque books at the bank
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly
/keck-hand

Actually does anyone else have trouble using the eraser on the left hand sides of stuff without rotating the entire pic?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)
# the Gimp is awful for that
whether you be right or left-handed. Unless there's a "turn off shitty pointers" setting that I missed somewhere.

Woo by the way, I like that idea.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)
# try
Preferences > Interface > Image Windows
set Cursor Mode to crosshair only
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)
# oooh
ta!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Bingo!
Wotta star you are six50.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Frodo knew it's not going to be easy

But he knew that one day he'll be lord of the rims.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)
# No
No. Out. Out of my head. That's wrong. Really wrong.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Soap Badger
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# well if no one else is gonna reply
then WOO ! that is rather good ;) Houpla!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# seconded
maybe no-one got the dodger pun. We did!
I am mid-spazz hence late reply.

Woo!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# The Cleverest cat in the world?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I saw cats doing crazy stuff
on the streets of Helsinki.
Their owners kept them in cages and had them climbing ropes and jumping down poles.
It wasn't very nice :(
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# i saw a cat
yesterday
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# black
it was
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# and white
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Ugliest Cuddly cats ever?
You Decide
Although they have a mildly cute appeal.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I think they are lovely,
and she has a cow!!!
I want one.
Edit: Cor, I bet she could make a fantastic Lumpy doll thing!!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I LOVE THEM
I want them ALL!

[edit]How can I buy one when the site's in dollars?!? *cries*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I might email her
and ask if she can make a Lumpy doll, how cool would that be.
They're cool.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)
# An international money order,
you just go into the bank and ask for one for the cost of the doll and then they tell you how much it costs in pounds...I think.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)
# ooh.
sounds frightening.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Nah,
its easy.
I'm sure Tomsk would hold your hand.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
# but
it would be a present for him. He couldn't come with me or it would be rubbish.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Just ask them,
You can do it you're a big grown up girl.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# She takes
Paypal. I imagine tomsk has a payal account - snuggle up to him tonight ...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)
# More pics
here

I found the laundry I hung out last night had been disturbed by the house cat who decided my jumper was a cat-hammock. Now it's full of white fur.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I think we should start a campaign
Free the Helsinki Cats!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# maybe they're only doing it as a way
of getting their equity cards
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)
# that's really upsetting!
That pussa doesn't look happy At ALL.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Nature's experimentation with steam-powered animals..
..was shortlived and unsuccesful.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Yes!
elephants yay!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# BRAVO
WFT to WYH
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# WOOOOOO!
more more more elephants!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)
# tarby says
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] gone.....FACT


The Origamiphant was not as well suited to the harsh environment as its flesh and blood relatives...

crump....curmp....crump...
clickness for bigness
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Did someone say bandwagon....
Abbey Road Primary's "walk to school day" was deemed a success

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Yeah but Paul's fag got
confiscated...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# haha
i like that. nice.
why do they need a lollipop person on a zebra crossing though? ;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# they have lollipop people
on pelican crossings in some parts

can't trust these kids!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I don't know...
but we always had one on the zebra crossing outside our school during the day. Fact.

His name was Peter.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# the crossing?
Or the lollipopman? We hada roundabout called Steve.


(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# my old school
had a lollypop lady on a zebra crossing with traffic lights.

she's still been splattered 5 times though.

good news is she's still there 14 years later making me late for work
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Once you get into it
that robot will do anything.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# she muct be listening to
some rock music
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# or strapped
to some electrodes.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Or on a tiny
yet tight trampoline.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)
# nah
she has a virus and is sneezing
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Or she could be trapped out in the cold
and shivering and freezing.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# She's brushing her teeth
without moving her arms.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Or riding a donkey
like you get on farms.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# surely she's
using her teeth to peel an orange
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)
# .
LOL!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)
# or doing some small star jumps
or squat thrusts
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# shes
scrubbing the floor
silly wabbits.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I haven't got mine..
..to do that yet!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)
# You need to ask nicely. i find
begging often works
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Seems to be
jogging.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# you wrote a poem...
she must be listening to
some rock music
or strapped
to some electrodes.
Or on a tiny trampoline.
nah
she's trapped out in the cold.
and shivering and freezing.
she has a virus and is sneezing
She's brushing her teeth
without moving her arms.
Or riding a donkey
like you get on farms.
or doing some small star jumps
or squat thrusts
shes
scrubbing the floor
silly wabbits.

dedicated to this
www.b3ta.com/board/716507
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Christ - we need a tune to go with that now
.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Deercat
Nobody knows why the Deercat didn't do very well - Tunnel problems maybe?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooo
yes
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# yes
that's good
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# that works really well
WOO to that!

On a different note:
KINGSTON TONIGHT!
What's the plan?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Glad you asked that
I'm likely to turn up at about 7.30, hopefully late enough not to be the first one there.
Especially as I'll only recognise Mr F. Flinger
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)
# don't seem to be having much joy though
:(
I only know that raw-edge has a hook through his eye-brow. Hopefully there isn't a piercing convention in the function room!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)
# yes!
a woo for you!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I wrote this poem...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)
# It's lovely.
It's too lovely.

I can't bear it.

*cries*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)
# That is the greatest thing..
..I have ever seen!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)
# My word
that is simply wonderful.

Spending Friday afternoons on this site is a pleasure.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)
# you're not
wrong
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# which is different to being right
but what the hey! woos yays and houplas all round!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# In accordance with your views
I would have to respond with complete agreement.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# That's the best thing
that I've ever seen.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)
# i cannot find the words
to say how much i love this
so i will simply pucker up
and give you a sloppy kiss
in a manly way
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# but that's
just too too too
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
#






can't find a word either
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# lovely
:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# where are the tissues
sniff
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Simply
spendid
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Jayzuz. I don't know what to say.
I'm moved to...

gulp
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# you are a freak
and a most amusing one at that ! WooYayHoupla for heavy ants and heliumphants in a rhubard&custard styleeeeee
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hey, you stole my thought
...give it back
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# it's got that nice Charlie's cat parkies wobble to it
should it not be a Heli-phant, *puns for breakfast, lunch & tea

nice :)) I like Sweden as well
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# best
*sob*
post
*sob*
ever
*sob*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# That
Is a thing of extreme wooness.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Lovely,
a perfect combination of words and drorings.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Cooooool!
And it's the truth too.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# too lovely
for words.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# erm, I think the phrase is
Frontpage that mutha!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Oh yes
It's the Rhoobarb and Custard style animation that does it for me. Go to the top of the class.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)
# simple reply
WOO YAY GIVE THAT GUY A HOUPLA
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)
# thats one
hell of a bit of verse
fantastic
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# *sniff*
They should be teaching that in schools.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)
# the world
is a nicer place thanks to you
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)
# That is
woosome, yayish, and utterly houploid. And thoroughly lovely.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# hehe
my girlfriend calls me girth
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] basicly it fell over..
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Can't produce identical kitties
using cloning

www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/01/21/cloned.cat.ap/index.html

FACT.

Wegone. See you Monday b3ters.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# I've decided that Vice City
Should be set in Gloucester, oh - and some characters and vehicles need to change!


Thats better!!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Yay!
I'm on the Kill the Wife things. Damn woman keeps getting away from me in her posh porsche and I keep blowing myself up.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# You
need to cheat then ;o)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)
# that's the sort of advice
I can thoroughly endorse
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# haha
its not that hard, just get her into a corner - but it took me 3 or so vehicles.

im on the 'keep your friends close' mission and get gunned down every time racing after lance. ah well.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Im a bit stuck on that one too:(
also where is the cop uniform, i need it for the Malibu mission?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# How can I get off level 2
Gamesmaster?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# hehe
dominic diamond and patrick moore on the same program. - awesome.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# no idea
dont think im on that one, you get a uniform from the VCPD office near the malibu on the mission where you have to blow that guy out of prison 'are you cam jones?' hehe, great mission.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Thor, Koit and I live in Gloucester
We know its too boring for Vice City! And we don't have the nice women like VC does. :o(
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Aha!
Then my cunning plan may yet spice things up for you. Some wicked serial killers about down there though eh?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)
# there were
luckly they haven't found me out yet, so still a feww more to be found
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I went
for interview in Gloucester on Wednesday.

On Southgate Street, by the docks.

Nice place :o).
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# That was for
The Fast Hosts job, right?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Correct!
*careful what I say now*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)
# How'd it go?
I saw it advertised... seems like a really nice job.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Wednesday
was 2nd interview day.

Not sure it went that well. Was supposed to be a 2 hour interview, but only lasted an hour.

Was very impressed by the place though. And I've been around a few ISPs in my time.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Well, if you get it
Be sure to come out on our B3ta bashes

It seems a really nice place to work. Heck, I would try if I had a chance... and if Thor, my boss wasn't reading this ;o)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)
# First thing
I clocked was the pub opposite ;o).

Mmmmmm.... beer.

I'm only in Swindon anyway, so the b3ta bashes shouldn't be too hard to come to anyway.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)
# We're having a bash very soon
Be careful... them's the semi-rough pubs around there.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)
# YAY to that
GTA-Vice City Gloucester add on pack.

i will try it on my drive home from work.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I used to buy my drums from Gloucester
If I remember correctly in West Street (funnily enough) - I think it was Sound City or something (it was ten years ago).


Therefore, or additionally, woo to the muthafuggin' pic!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I can
sing, wanna start a band?

I specialise in rock hits of the late eighties early nineties.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I
Can dance like Bez, am i in?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# But
can you play maraccas like him?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

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