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# Bouncy Bouncy
(FunkeeDrunkMunkee, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# you
didnt make that! its from the filthy porn site of the same name.
\utterly disgusted, shock n horror
(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# bit like this
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# whats
that? besides the yellow submarine?
(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# nice thou
a veryearly post of mine so I thought I'd put it in

instead of saying threadjack
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# nice
nothing like a sub to take you places.
(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:01, archived)
# that's looks like the bling bling popemobile
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Hi fnorders
sunday

rare for me to be here but nicely stoned and pissed

hows it hanging
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# i'm alright, had a stressful weekend, keyboard stopped working
for no apparent reason. Wouldn't even work during booting up. So i've tried all sorts to fix it and no luck until i absent mindedly forgot it was broken and tried renaming the finished m3tatweening (the other thing to occupy my weekend) file and lo and behold it worked and i only noticed in retrospect what i'd just done. It was like Arthur forgetting to hit the ground because he was distracted and finding himself to be flying.(see HHGTTG if you don't know the reference)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Listened to the radio series
in the early 70's

(old git)

Where's your towel when your keyboard goes down?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:07, archived)
# i started of copying and pasting individual letters
and words, to tell of my plight and ask for help, and b3tans being their usual friendly helpful selves pointed me to a virtual keyboard.
From then on it was RSI all the way. I found i could continue despite my disability and still finish the m3tatweening and post silly stuff on here.
(typing on the keyboard again seems ridiculously fast now btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)
# good god, man
you were typing all that with an on-screen keyboard?

you martyr
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)
# wow. we're going to hit ID 10,000 soon!
and me without my furtive... :(
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] despite it's defence from hunters
the matrix giraffe's response was involuntary and it would frequently smash it's own head to bits on the trunk of a tree when threatened whilst feeding
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# hah
madness! It is playing Ma-trix on my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# It looks like those rulers you used to get when you were a kid.
The ones where you tilted it and the image moved.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# politic
have a

edit - pissed
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# muuuuum!
i think the dog's broken...

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# haha!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# haha
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# yes
yes it is!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# That gets you a big


(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# HELP ME !!!!!!!!
how do i put pici on plzzzzz HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Lovely
doggy :)
(Bob McCow, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The Irony Giant
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# woo!
I heard that the main contributors to paedophila in the UK are kids - if there weren't any there'd be no problem.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# What rubbish!
It's clear that we should be targeting the manufacturers of boiled sweets!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# well
you know the toy fairs on at olympia at the moment.. SHUT IT DOWN NOW, they are just contributing to this sordid affair
(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Same goes for the RSPCA
Them and their fucking puppies-for-strangers program!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# rather Brass Eye
int it.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# He'd have the audience
in the palm of his hand :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# yay
I like the iron giant!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# heh heh
heh
now do the ironing giant
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Overfishing...
proved the death of the sealacanth

Enough lurking, time for a first post!
(I helped save b3ta! randompunter, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# aww...
poor fishy.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# splendid
welcome lurker

lurk no more

swim deep
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# haha
strangely painful to watch! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# but it wasn't extinct!
It was hiding in the mud or something

right?
and the coeliacs had trouble with digestion or something?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# hoo hoo
much wooness too yoo
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I like
his smug little look afterwards :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# arf
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Cats are cut

I mean cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# !!!!
teeheeee, have a big

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Whee!
Hurrah for similar Woo Yay Images!

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# huzzah!
more should be made.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Crikey! Whats Mum going to say.
I know I'll blame it on the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
yay! for low access cutlery drawers
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# possible threadwaste?
anyway, i've just seen the new mint royale video, here and it's got the ace noel fielding in it, and it rocks.

thank you.
(martian, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# noel fielding is a god
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# did anyone order a really weak pun?

I'm already at the door...cya!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# you dastard!
!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# I have a picture of Dick Dastardly
in my wallet. FACT.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest WARNING: Always keep away from children, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I have
Bad Motherfucker wallet
FACT
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# * sniffs *
You win.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest WARNING: Always keep away from children, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# And we thought we'd metal the bad puns...
woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# My first animated gif...




abbeyroad
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Ok I did all these ages ago in Abbey Road Bandwagon v-1.0 last year
Thought I'd get them out of the way...
1 2
3 4

5
6
7
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# no
that is all
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# NEVER!
that is we can never stop.
edit: hey nohands on a segway!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Ha ha. Where did you get Alf from?
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# He's an official B3ta meme...
There's a PSD in the b3ta kit... Someone got the url?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# you are killing my dial up
you smeelllly bastard stopit...!!!! you posted them a few minutes ago
(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# soz!
Are now all linkies...
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# sorry
to get irate. it was just i couldn't get past that post.
thanks
(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# my is my first post


i hope you like it

/lies and leaves
(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Back from the mists of time....
I've just been wibbling around in my ftp space and found loads of things that I used to do for b3ta like this..
home.btclick.com/fishbear/penguin/chinburst.gif
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ..and this
home.btclick.com/fishbear/penguin/kittenweld3.gif


ahhh, the glory days
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# i like that
i can't decide whether i've seen it before...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# i rmemeber them
:)
Early experiments with animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Whatever happened to me?
where did I go Professor?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# algeria
then mexico
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# i believe you turned into a TV/Print advert for
John West Salmon
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Mmmmmm....
salmon....
very hungry
(Nothing, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] unlike his relative the Hammerhead...
the Spannerhead shark disappeared
from the world's oceans many years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# jesus that's clever
likeymuch
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# And it's adjustable.
Woo!
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest WARNING: Always keep away from children, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# it's an adjustable-wrench shark
in US waters
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# sharktastic
tooleriffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# >--^-> SHARK!
woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)
# thats
very fine indeed
woooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] /cough
from a series if did a little while ago...










still, very well done though...




/edit: posted to compo...and why not...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Isn't this an emperor penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Does he fall onto his back
when a Tie-Fighter goes overhead?
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest WARNING: Always keep away from children, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i'm obviously in a laughingoutloud mood
cos that comment made it happen
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# haha
top pic and top reply! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# It's behind you
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# that's not very furtive of him
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Quite wonderful...
In a sick polar bear killing format...
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Aren't they sweet?


Half price on bidup.tv I hear...
(Seaneeboy, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
great pic, but 'twas the caption that gave me the biggest laugh
(Laughing_cow, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# woo
can't beat drawing smiley faces on things!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Ta daaaaaaaa M3tatweening Phase 2 is hereby launched

Click pic for link :)

It's advised you download it rather than try and watch as you go.

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)
# 'scuse me for being fick
but download from where?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# click
the pic !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# i shall attempt to download
all 12 and a half MB of that on a dialup.

/stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# damn
d/loaded but can't view it. fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# you
may need the latest divx codec , i got v5 for the last one and it worked fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# I'm in a computer lab
at uni so can't install anything at all... the annoying bit is that fact that it's fast as fick to d/load anything but I can't view it!!!!
piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# is
php easy?



(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# it's simple
but annoying....
I can set-up a link to my lecture notes if you're that interested.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# sorry, can't you e-mail it to yourself or something, or save it onto a zip disk
or cd maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ummm
yes
stupidstupidstupidstupidstupid
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# just
downloading php tools, wondering if i should bother learning something on this slow sunday.
Or leave it to the 5 million programmers in my office.
(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# woohoo!
I've just got back from a weekend away and this message was the first I saw! Downloading now and looking forward to seeing it!


edit - I've seen some of it now and I have to say that the owls wedding section (can it be be anyone but Rogan?) absolutely rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# me dissappears for an hour whilst it downloads then.
I do know that it will be worth the wait though.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# are
you sending these in to the newsletter donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I will do
again now there's two.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# .
fnord is the professor of woo and yay

. . . . and fnord
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# anyone who spots any errors or mistakes on the web page
let me know, i did it while still keyboardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# looks
fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# That
was utterly brilliant - i think i enjoyed it more than the first (although both were great).

I especially liked the wedding, the tie and the flip flop.

Woo to everyone taking part, Yay to Fnord for organising and Hoopla to everyone that watches it!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# i really liked the tie
and the wedding. and the kid who said willies.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# blimey!
that was epic! and extremely strange and wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaayyy!!!!!
I love it !!
Top work all involved ,owl wedding was ace , as was the A - Team , too much to take in !!

Pats on the back all round :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I am
quite frightened by all of it! woo! :)

watching it again, UN assembly duck hunt is inspired! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# fantastic!
wow! really, seriously mindblowing!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# there was lots of
strange and wonderful mindmelding going on.
I'm sure of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# some odd coincidences, too
!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# first time seeing your m3tatweening
BRILLIANT!
(P3fg, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that's a fontastic
woo yay :)
Glad you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Super, terrific, wonderful
Once again. And when the Sanity Police come looking, they'll know whom to round up first.

WYHs to one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I enjoyed that a lot
keep it up guys! Wish I was good enough to help
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# YAY
[paul daniels]
now that's magic!
[/paul daniels]
joy on a stick without the stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# .
(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# thats
scary
(Seany boy, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# EAT OUR FUCK?
hahahahaha sounds like a felching kinda thang
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# The scary one on the right
looks like he's got a Hannibal-esque mask on now. I will not sleep tonight.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest WARNING: Always keep away from children, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Whats up with this whole 'Eat my Fuck' thing?
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Setting a new land speed record
was next on Terences 'things to do' list
(Unununium, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# laughing out loud
he don't look happy!
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# he's just determined.
Yay for Terence!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# woo yay!
(Laughing_cow, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)
# I used to have one of those!
*Jumps up and down*
(Nothing, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# super
herby!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# They never found out
why they didn't catch any fish that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# wooyay and much hoopla
"there is a fine line between fishing and standing on the riverside looking stupid" - Steven Wright
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:11, archived)

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