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For some reason i feel the sudden urge to sing...

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(KFR42, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

woo!

smooth!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

That looks like the gumball

from the "I'm an angry gumball" commercial.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

Im an angry

wha?

never seen that one!

(KFR42, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

Yeah, gum ball

I forget what it's about, but it's a song that goes "I'm an angry gumball" with a gum ball breaking out of his little gumball machine and dancing to the music. I think it's a chewing gum commercial, is why the feller is mad*.

*I could be wrong

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:52, archived)

sorry

{edit: i'm off home byeeeeeeee}

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

hahahaha

bad smirny.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

Your cunt

sold here

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

C'est combien motherfucker?

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

£20

tenner for a blowjob.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

I'll

take two.

Two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

that`s

rubbish

;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

well spotted...

it certainly is! :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

BADOOM

tsssssssssssssssh...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

ooh leave me alone...

i'm new here... uhm... honest...

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

I liked it really. I giggled.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

It's a bit choppy. I can't be arsed.

(schoey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

very wise.

and very good!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

I'm still trying to spot the helicopter ..

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)

"And I thought I was bad!" mused the Reaper.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

hahaha woo

do they sell my face there?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

No.

No faces are sold at this stall.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

that is just bonkers!

woo yay!!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

ha ha.

that is very woo.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

I have succumbed to the punnery.

I feel ashamed.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

just got it.

urrgh

(

tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

do you feel dirty?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

That's a rather

personal question.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

well, "are you dirty?"

would have been worse...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

I think it was more of a proposition.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

Martian has met Tomsk.

Tomsk is a ninja, you know.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

I like the idea of a ninja womble.

I like it a lot.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

i'd stop dropping litter

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

i met tomsk.

it was hilarious.

"hiya"
"yeah, sorry we didn't get a chance to chat last time"
"no, we didn't"
"so, how are you?"
"fine, thanks. youself?"
"yeah, good...."

pause

pause

pause

"anyway, see you..."

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

Oh well.

At least you'll have something to talk about next time.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

See, you are becoming me.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

hahahaha

wooyay!

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

*groan*

I had to check the filename, though. Woo!

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

Fuck me that's awful!

I can't believe you've resisted such punnery for so long.
w/y/h!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

I can't believe no one has

quoted Izzard yet. Ah, a hard days lurk, now I'm off home. Byeee!

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

oh god!

terrible! woo :)

(

rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

fuck-a-duck, as my old man used to say

with apologies to sick boy

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clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

ha ha haaaa

laughing out loud now...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:34, archived)

Why did your old man say that?

Was he some kind of bird-rapist? And why doesn't he do it any more? Nasty incident with a Mallard I'll bet.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

it's one of those family

stories where the room goes deathly quiet
and the eyes shift nervously around the
room.

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clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

and you take the sherry

away from your dad...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

closely followed by

the crack pipe
*no dad it's my turn*

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clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

Sherry being your

9-year-old cousin.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

Oh you bastard

that's just too bloody funny.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

words fail me

arf

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clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

Nice action there.

W/Y/H!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

last one for a while

(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

your feces is sold

here

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

I was trying to be nice...

but these fucking suck...

that is all

I should not feed the trolls...
I should not feed the trolls...
I should not feed the trolls...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

No indeed.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

oh that

is lovely Dr Phil..

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

why thank you!

I was pleased with it. :D

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

hehehe

good work dr phil!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 9:37, archived)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

who? me?

I find nothing funny. I am not funny at all*...

*may not be true

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

No not you silly

the spunkmonkey that keeps posting these thingamabobbers about the Face Sale or whotnot

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

heh...

you said "sponkmonkey"

m3ss3ng3r doesn't work at work.. how are you today?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:54, archived)

A shot from footage

of the Humphrey and Duncan t-shirt photo shoot.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

oh, yes!

woo yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)

Tell you, those hedgehogs didn't half cause trouble.

Insisted on bringing their kid along, couldn't settle down in front of the camera...

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)

hedgehogs are all like that

they're worse than the pram faces at the dole office.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

pram faces

are these generally the same people with the
"Croydon Face Lift" hairdoo's?

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

will this be part of the 'Hump & Dunc - Toys Gone WIld Summer Madness' video

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

it's taking so

long!
I spent about three hours on it today, and I haven't even done anything yet!

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

Try as I may,

I just can't make any logical connection between those two comments.

The answer is no, by the way, that doesn't exist, unless H&D are trying to make some extra coin behind my back.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

oh.

you too?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

it wouldn't.
I was talking to fnord about something completely unrelated. I have a habit of doing that, sorry :)

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

i think getting the theory out of the way is a good idea

then you can commit to the final stages.
It's just like the Tour De France :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

hahahah

i think i have everything i need now. Apart from a helmet*
*read googly eyes

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

I hope

we get to see the finished article too.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

i'm not sure

how that bit will work out though.
I don't really like myself in lycra
and there's the problem of logistics and stuff

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

where there's a will

there's a tight fitting bodysuit

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

it sounds like it's going to be

great

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

i think it's more me

than him though. But never mind, it's not my fault he's not open enough and I've had to improvise!

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:52, archived)

you'll be leaving a lasting impression of yourself

with him then :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:53, archived)

non-sequiteur alert!

what?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

she's talking about her new

bicycle is all

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

now i'm thinking about lora

in cycling shorts.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

arf!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

This, on the other hand,

is a secateur.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

is there dvd commentary to go along with that?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

fucking woosome bud

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

that's about as fluffy as it gets

yay!

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lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

Yay for

Humphrey and Duncan!!

I swear I posted something like this a few minutes ago. Maybe I'm falling ill?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

kiss me

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

Go on

then.
Give us a quickie

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)

mmmmmm

wow that were amazing

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

Yuk. Imagine

Lesley Ash and Pete Burns snogging

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

They

wouldn't even have to stand in the same room, for fucks sake.
My god man!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

That loooks

very much like my cat...you been taken sneaky pics then eh?

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

The fate of the world hangs in the balance...

Will the righteous ninja defeat the evil morris dancer?

Slightly biggerer

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Deadpool, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

the world will end

in redhill, surrey.

100% of FACT.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

If you've ever visited Coventry.

You'd think it already has.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

hmmmm,

i'm actually getting worried.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

Damn right!

It's the armpit of the universe!

(Monkeyassassin, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

true

I've been there.
The worlds bowel cancer if ever I have seen it.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)

i couldn't escape it today.

and i have to go back tomorrow. and five out of seven days for another fucking year.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

surrey?

not on a nice sunny beach then?

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Deadpool, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

surrey

is landlocked.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

*ahem* DISCLAIMER

Background in previous picture for illustration purposes only

I think that covers it

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Deadpool, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)

Drunk martian:

Morrish dancer?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

i have an older brother.

this makes me morrish minor.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

Splendid.

This is exactly the sort of anecdote you need for your autobiography.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

as well as the time i was fucked up the arse by -

heh heh. you'll just have to buy the book, won't you?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

this is going o go on for a while, isn't it?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

your prawn

is sold here.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

i read that as pr0n

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

why r teh people

make say "your face sold here" pix's?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

Yes.

What you said.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

see you all

tomorrow!

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Sixola, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

gah!

forced meme-age!

(

rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

i'm led to belive so

god help us.

well it's nearly time to clock off and let the evening crew deal with it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

i'm leaving now

this bandwagon is too bumgay, even for me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

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Sixola, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

banwagorns

pft

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

ha.

very true.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

Don't encourage him

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

He looks

like he's playing the guitar.
But he's giving us all the finger.
Cheecky blighter!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

Weird things are starting to happen, can anybody tell me what's going on ?( fnurk )

click herethen go to Banner left above click Home and be amazed about what happens...

I am quite aston( o )ished my self...
Now !

(fnurkusartvark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

wow

twice in one day

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BANGING ON ABOUT?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

*giggle*

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

did

someone forget to lock the asylum?

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

oh shit i knew i forgot something!

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

*slap*

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

Oi!

You cut that right the fuck out!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

What part of

COCK OFF didn't you understand the first time? Are you a professional troll?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1537467

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

wise words

he'll get tired

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

oh gawd

I can`t believe I laughed at that!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

he isnt threadwasting

a sign of improvement

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

christ

your a one man band wagon aren't you.

be a good chap and cock off.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

just fuck off

fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

you've got a frame

that's locked itself so the link opens in the frame.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

thnx

and it looks great... and is quite puzzling...

(fnurkusartvark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

poo

www.jboom.com/poo-price/

(Lee Power is a BumGay, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

jboom

is a b3tan.

Edit: are you Lee Power?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

nicely done, sir!

nicely done!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

mind....fuck....

can't....compute...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

that

apple has appeal.
nice shoppage.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

oooh arn't you clever

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

IQ 148

2 POINTS BELOW GUINNESS OR SOMETHING

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

Mmm,

If you're below the Guinness, you can catch it when it falls over.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

coo!

that's fab!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

subtle yet wonderful

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sosumi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

I`m starting to go off

doing pics for b3ta... everybody seems to be getting really good (well, better than before) over the last couple of weeks!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(

?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

and you`re the worst

(best) - I`m twice your age, with not even half your talent!

I say start up a new board for people who can`t draw, never mind hummus! :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

ooooooo

thats nice
bet it tastes great

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

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sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

I saw that

and I saw goatse. Is this a cause for concern?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

yes.

kill yourself. now.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

yes

you are offically bumgay.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

Eeww

that is exactly what I thought of when I saw this.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

heheh

where`s Berk when you "need" him ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

and it burns burns burns

woo yay

(

Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

ohhhh

curry

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

Walkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)

ohh

that's good.

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

that is one of the happiest dogs i have ever seen!

woo!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

tee hee

when it was loading it looked like he was walking really slowly, then broke in to a mad run

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Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

marvellous

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

yay!

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sosumi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)

I am

obviously missing the point of these.

/confuzzled

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

you can surely only miss a point

if there's one there to be hit.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

Oh, that explains a lot*

*lies. all lies

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

Okay, so there is no point

Like there is no spoon?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

yes!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

WooHOO!!!

*does happy dance*

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

/puts $50

into btss's pants

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)

well

the only point of this was to make a stupid joke.

sold... old... old... sold.. there are old people.... in a retirement home..

oh, fuck it.

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

No, no no

I got the 'Old' part from 'Sold' just didn't understand the whole "Your face sold here" dealy

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

no, no

we got yours. we just don't understand the 'your face sold here' thing.

at all.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

it's too goddamm hot in our office to work

so i done this instead

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baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)

i'm blond

but if i grow a beard, it goes ginger.

fucking hair.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

strawberry

blonde

(

Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

when was the last time

you saw a blonde strawberry?

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Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

don't ask me that

my brother's a geneticist.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

he single?
;)

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

he's married.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

iain

has 4 children between 9 and 15.

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

and what about from 3pm

until 9am?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

wow that's 6 hours!!!

his wife must have made him get the snip after that!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

Thats was very young

to have children

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

Is this

some strange way of finding out if he's been cloned?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

You've got dark hair

how could you possibly grow a strawberry blonde beard?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

you have to admit

she's got willpower.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

ditto.

but then i also spent 6 months trying to grow side burns.

which were shit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

i have brown hair

in the sun my eyelashes go blonde

if i dont shave for a 2 days i almost have a proper beard. Being a monkey boy is a pain in the arse sometimes...

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

Tell me about it.

At what stage of a relationship is it acceptable to ask your girlfriend to shave your back?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

just before you want

to break up with her.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

when you've fallen over

and broken both arms?

still, better than being like a man boy, hairless men are somewhat freaky - like them albinos you see in the summer time

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

It will

be very itchy when it grows back. So don't.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

she's sepaking from experience.

so, amerella, how's the circus life?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

Well the pay's better

now my moustache has grown back.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

Hairy back?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

itchy.

flakey scalp?

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

tired

nervous headache?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

Try suicide.

100% effective solution to all your bodily troubles.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

Don't worry.

Beards are fucking shit. No-one looks good in a beard. Apart from Brian Blessed.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

this is why i am clean-shaven

but can't be arsed to shave too often...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

Personally

I still wash, even if I don't shave for a few days - I hate having a dirty beard.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

i wash every day.

are you saying you don't wash every day.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

i think he is.

filthy ijon.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

i bet he doesn't wash his hands

after he goes to the toilet.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

it's the funniest thing in the world

if you're walking out of the men's toilets behind someone, to point at him behind his back, and mouth the words, "didn't wash his hands" at his mates...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

I had the scariest experience of my life

in the men's toilets in a pub in Canterbury, because I washed my hands...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

Someone once told me

that 65% of men don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

I thought it was 100%

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

Depends

what you mean by "filthy"?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

oooh

my hair is black - but it has grey on the sides.
but my beard (if I were to grow one) is ginger and blond!!

wooooooo

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

"blonde", my arse

you sire, are a ginge - baggsy no comments and no back talk

GINGER-BAP!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

The Ginger in my beard

has all gone white.

/you care/

(Soapy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

My hair is blond,

but my beard grows blond, ginger and brown.

Beards are strange. Lots of little hairs, BURSTING OUT OF YOUR FACE.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

goddamm things

least i found me a girly that likes em now, no more having to shave for public appearances! woo!

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baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

Shaving,

is fucking irritating.

I need to laser off my chin hair.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

you

can buy eostrogen(?) that gets rid of it.
As an added bonus - you also grow MASSIVE TITS when you take it.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

Excellent.

No body hair AND moobs. What more could I want?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooobs

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baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

my beard is odd

i have a little bald patch right under my chin, like an anti-goatee

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Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

So does

me laddo.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

I get

stubble crop circles on my neck :-?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)

I was saddened when I found

my first grey beard hair.

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

was it in your soup?

it was probably a pube

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Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)

I was

14 when my first, pure white hair was discovered... I`m gonna be like Leslie Nielsen by the time I`m thirty. Without the talent, obviously.

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)

maybe you've been eating some rusty

hinges

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

well it wasn't rusty

but it did rhyme with hinge...

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baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

it's because

your beard knows:

Ginger people are cool*

*100% of FACT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

yup, that must be it

and that gingers are clevererer, but also apparently closer to neanderthal man genetics-wise. goddamm scientists, make up yo minds!

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baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

and we're sexier

just ask my wife

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

the bits of me that are ginger

certainly smell sexier :o

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baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)

my hair is ginger

and my beard is ginger

how wierd is THAT?

(matt'twam'asi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

freak

of nature!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

very

kill yourself now!

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

wait.... no

(matt'twam'asi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

argh!

it can't be real! do you dye one?

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baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

me too

i seem to remember someone telling me it was common for people with celtic ancestry.

they were probably lying.

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slight yoinks!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

bonus points for reading the bumper sticker

read the bumper sticker for added irony

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sosumi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)

serves it right

Silly animals

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)

oh, I do like that.

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sosumi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

quick qn/threadjack...

...anyone got a clue where i could find a true type font that matches what you'd see on a normal nokia mobile phone? ie. on the phone's screen itself?

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lurker_no_more, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

Try

www.fontscape.com/explore?5K4

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ALargeElk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

hahaha

that's mean!

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rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

Monsters, I tell you!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

ah,

so that's how they do it.
woo

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sosumi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)

sorry mate

I had tro do it

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)

don't be sorry, it really is woosome

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sosumi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

I know I'm sad

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cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)

is your face sold there?

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)

the places where your face is on sale are quite clearly marked.

Edit: Sunshine Elephant, as you are the b3ta poet lauriet, please write a poem entitled "The places where your face is". You know you want to.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)

There are many places

where your face is
and one of them is near
but where it is sold
or so i'm told
YOUR FACE IS SOLD HERE

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)

*clap clap clap*

thats fab.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

I'm very impressed

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cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)

woo!

ace-ness.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

one day

there will be a text frontpage

i shall make it happen

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

The places where your face is

Are marked right on the front.
But taking up all that space is,
Acting like a cunt.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)

*applaudits*

very good

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

yours is better

cos it's rude

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)

Well, I do have a reputation

to think of.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

it's a thread jacket

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cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)

*snigger*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)

is you face sold there?

here?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)

What an appropriate time for me to say...

Threadjacket: Woo to all you clever bastards wot took part in the latest m3tatweening!

Woo to the pic too, of course.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)

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