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my insides hurt

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

lol

that's what you get when you guzzle down... vodka

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

there's some left you big girlie

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

lol

i like to leave enough to hold the hangover off :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

ah you mean morning mouthwash

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

Very woo idea

Always does it for me (try grapes, beleve me, they KILL hangovers)

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

You know

going to the pub might have been more fun ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

probably

but i can't afford it

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

Go and have

some chocolate milk, followed by poached eggs on toast, with freshly cracked black pepper. Always does the vodka hangover for me.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

what...

you just vomit all the toxins up?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

Resolve...

Get some resolve. It's "Vomit or cure" medicine.....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

i think

bacon, black pudding, egg and sausage cobs are in order

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

Hold the pigs blood on mine

I'll have everything else on a plate!

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

black pudding is

made from sheep

it's the leftovers from Haggis, dog-toys and Jumpers

[edit] and that fryup sounds lurvly

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)

Christ! Even worse

I will never eat that damn stuff again I tell you!

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

what is wrong with haggis?

the only thing wrong with my haggis is that there are never any leftovers. I can eat a whole one in one go :o)

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bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

SAUSAGE COBS?

Sounds like a nasty cock-disease.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

Where I come from

They call a cob a batch *fact*

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

cobs -

leicester word for a proper crusty roll

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

Hahahahahaha.

Leicester's shit.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

i know

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

You can tell it's really shit

because no-one ever tries to argue with you. Never mind.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

I don't know much about Leicester

But if you want an argument about whether it shit or not, I will give it my best shot.

*clears throat*

Leicester isn't shit. It is where Walkers crisps come from.

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bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

Agreed

They have the roughest 24hr garages in the world

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Cob is the roll on its own.

If it's got something in it (bacon, soss, greasy chips, whatever) it becomes a buttie. Sheffield FACT.

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

you mean a barm?

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bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

Evidently...!

Don'cha just love colloquialisms.

I've never used that word before and I feel really clever now!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

linguistic Gold star awarded

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bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

Woo!

Head immediately triples in size

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

Yes, very clever.

Morning all.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

I know the feeling

lets go for a lardy-boy breakfast... 9 pints and some karaoke last night. I dont normally, I promise!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

Not big. Not hard. Not clever.

twit

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custard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

hehe

i have other bits to be big and hard...

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

big?

we've seen the pics sonny ;)

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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

yes

well, in use is a *very* different matter

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

a mental

image I could well do without ! ;)

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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

hehe

you know you love it :-P

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

Know exactly how you feel....

Morning all

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OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

vodka

is seeing off my cold. *FACT*
vodka also gets you drunk *DOUBLEFACT*

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mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Doublefact,

that's like 200 % of fact. Fact.

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Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

after a long hard day...

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

that is lovely!

*claps lots*

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expf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

woo!

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

For some reason

the lighting gives a very 1930's noir feel to it.

I like, muchly.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

me like the dawg/bear/thing

me like him lawts.

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baby wet ones, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

Sunshine pulls another nice one out again

All your pics are uplifting!

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

That puts you up to

84.981 posts per day, with 0.107% making it to the front page -- an average of 1 every 10.9 days.

Today I'm choosing to be John Motson.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

thank spong its Friday..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

maybe

but I really wish it was Saturday

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

me too

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

Splat! v.2.0 - With new and improved drippage.

Drippage good or not? Yesterday's non-drip version here.

You're a git Dave.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

You posted that yesterday

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

yup.

shame really- was good then. Now it's repetition.

*edit*
He has improved the amount of paint dripping- though, well now it looks kinda seedy.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

It's a new version

see the title?

Worked hard on the drips and wanted to show it off. You know how you work on something until you can't be objective? Well that's me with this one. Don't know if I've improved it or messed it up.

Edited - see?

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

I tend to hide it when I drip

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

*taps nose*

*points*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

oh sorry!

didn't change me colostomy bag!

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

hahahahah!

that's brilliant!
Edit: even if it was a repost

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

hehehe

Aim it at trev the stallion:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

To be perfectly honest

I think it looked better without.

Still bloody good mind.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

i concur

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

Made me chuckle

Must be good

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

Does this mean

I have to repost my reply?

Drippy good.

(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

no george dont do it!

edit :I should have tilted the candle!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

no, really really do.

Go ahead George.

:)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)

Second

that

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)

and george foreman

put his name to the lighter

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)

minor bit of threadlifting:

I'm going to Devon to see my grandparents tomorrow (for the weekend) for the first time in a few years. They are very old and a bit nutty, so they won't understand what my job is (internet stuff). Has anyone got any suggestions for topics of conversation?..

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expf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

sheep

and elephant poo

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

How small everything is now

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

...

Price of tea?
Used to be green fields round here when I was a lad.
Youth of today, they've got no respect.
Don't want none of that Foreign rubbish.

etc.

Sorry for stereotyping.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

nope

I think you've more or less hit the nail on the head :-)

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expf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

Farm machinery thefts

Rife all over the West counties!

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

The youth of today

(just don't tell them some of the uses for children which we've had on here this week....)

(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

Bondage

and fetishes.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

The first

of about three ideas that yesterday inspired...

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

hehe

wee yay and houpla

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

Hahahahah

That has band-wagon potential!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

I sincerely

hope not.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

Submit it to them....

...you could become the Worth1000 troll!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)

bloody should...

www.worth1000.com/entries/35500/35654nso_w.jpg

look at this... they're dissing kittens!

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packetslut, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

I can't see

anything.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

is your monitor

switched on?

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packetslut, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

i dont

get it. but well done anyhow.
Im about to drive to brighton now.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

hahahaha

careful- they might challenge the board to a contest!

wyh.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

Did you see..?

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)

hahahaha

Love it.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

okay

time to take your pills

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)

it's white?

is it sex-wee?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

Selecta!

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)

Can I use the "Gibbon in a fez" pic?

Or is that one of yours?

Woo, Yay, and I might even venture, Houpla!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

You're welcome to it

as far as I'm concerned - not sure what Gibbon'll think though.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

*long past caring*

mind you, I'm staying with them this weekend, so maybe I'd better hold fire....

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)

Yeah

save it until you've got a reason for revenge...

Hang on - he keeps saying you're a cunt - do it!

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

woo

who's idea was that?

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

Mine

I took the photo and didn't dare tell any of you lot what I wanted it for, just in case you decided to do a better version first...

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

git

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

Happy Birthday again

young lad. You've got the day off, then? How're you feeling?

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

Arrrrggghhh!

help

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

might be best to ask someone else

I need help myself

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you
you look like an edam
and smell like one toooooooooooooooooo

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)

feel like one too :(

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

Oh yes - Happy Birthday

(to the both of us)

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)

hippy

buff daze

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

is it yours too?

Didn't know that. Happy Birthday to you Monsieur Le Jean

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

B3ta birfdee

(although I swear I din't sign up at 10pm last year...)

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

Hippo Bird-day!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)

hello

how's you?

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

Top of the world actually.

Sorry I missed yesterday, looked like fun. I'll be down your way early September though, so not too far away.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

Hippo-Bertha-Day

.....(*Insert minndpiss here*).....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

happy birthday again

we did try to say bye last night, but you were out for the count

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

indeed

very much so..

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

Ooh

Happy Beer Day

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GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

arf arf

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.90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

Brilliant

"now why didn't I think about it"

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)

Slappy Mirth Day

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GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

OK Pooch.

Time to take a walkies!

Click big.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)

haha!

fear my piece punk!

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

yay!

thanks for my new wallpaper.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

will

be trying to make the gun look better.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

superb

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

Could retitle it

Give me the muthafukking bog roll!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

do it!

nice kitty

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

class

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

dont know

if its done before

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)

ya, i think so.

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

neither do i

but i'm glad it has now

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

you've still done a marvellous job

touching up the background

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)

Very true

so woo to you

(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)

why thank you!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

heh, you said

'touching up'

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baby wet ones, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

wyh

well done. :D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

Challenge ideas welcome

Add yours to these from the ideas archive:

* Celebrity Race Reversal (rob) It don't matter if your black or white. Whoohoo!
* Regrettable special offers
* I vant to bite your neck - new creatures of the night.
* invent the dullest games and sports on earth (via dognutz)
* Film product placements we'd like to see (via antonye)

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chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)

how about...

...the worst use for hair?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

No paint program, why dont you

donwload photoshop from kazza

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)

cos its norty

and I am a paragon of virtue

(plus I am going to a LAN tonight, and should be able to fulfil my software needs...)

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)

I'd like

'Animals shopped out of fruit'

and Number 6 suggested "The most unusual way to get fired from your job"

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barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

spooky mindpiss :)

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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

oooh yes!

Shows what a good idea it must be!

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barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)

Did you know this will be competition #100?

uh...

-Scenes from the history of b3ta
-When memes go bad

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

What if b3ta made..............

Last time I'm suggesting this now

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

you could expand that to just "What if....."

Like what if we'd evolved from badgers instead of chimps, or what if we'd become the 51st state of the US, or what if there was no b3ta, how would we spen our time?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

I'd

love to be evolved from a badger

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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)

Love?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

Ooooooooh.

How would you dominate the world?

Extreme sports made harder (Or normal sports made x-treme)

House of the Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuture!

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Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

Hmmm

I like the normal sports made extreme - kind of like extreme ironing - though ironing isn't strictly a sport. Though it is now i guess. Arghhhh

(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

The challenge is to

Create the most excellant stallion ever

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

So trev won't be featuring then?

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

that will make for an

exciting week won't it.
Wow

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

away

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e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

/pedant

excellent.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

pendant
:)

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e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

draw an antelope

photoshop dick van dyke
create a new way of travel
"how to destroy the world"

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)

I think travel

and the end of the world have been done.

I'm all for Van Dyke though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)

dick van dyke

i heartily concur

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

sunners!!!!

you're back, from outer space....

did you 'would' anyone on your travels and did you get a sunshine tan or didn't mummy and daddy let you out without sunblock?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)

i didn't go out in the sun

don't like sun me, surprisingly, but it's too hot

but i am tanned from swimming
how's bearcub?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

not a great sol lover meself

tbc is great, coming on leaps and bounds weighs 7lbs 3oz and has just got his degree in quantum physics

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

oooh splendid

soon he can support me

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)

thanks

alot ;)

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

can we have an old skool photoshop this! one

not sure what, but i'm sure someone'll have an idea...

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)

I loved the old school template photoshop challenges.

rob's 'it don't matter if your black or white would be good for that!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)

Make your own

theme park

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

"b3ta on dialup" a slowass guide

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

what about

if our world leaders or MPs were animals or part animal or even insects or birds or dinosaurs or or oar

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

Bionic implants...

Stuff NASA found on the moon but never told us about

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

if aliens stumbled across tv footage to learn our ways,

what would they look like/ act like when they visited?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

at least this leads to thousands of possibilities.

doesn't it?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)

perhaps not.

well, it was a good idea in my head

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)

OOh!!

how about
"Sod's Law"

where you shop sod's law

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

ooh yes!!!

the law where if anything can happen, will happen, like you go for a walk over a strange rickety bridge. and what happens?

your house burns down along with your entire porn stash while your out.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

you smoke porn?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

yep,

saves clogging up the hard drive.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

use a tissue like everyone else

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

Or a bucket

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

tried that

needed emptying 3 times a day.

*cough*

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

bathtub?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

After the revolution.

Animal sports.

BADGER!

When plans go wrong.......

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)

*fzzzzz spttttsssszzzz cracklezzzzzz*

droid 4864 this is droid 3234 calling did you get collective order b3ta225671188/712adfg to go demob crazy?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

'Monkey Extravaganza'

'Animal Sports Stars'
'Behind the scenes'
'Secret Hideouts'
'The Bottom of the Ocean'
'Nature Vs Industry'

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)

A question....

Here's a question I caught myself thinking for some bizzare reason last night in the supermarket.

Who is more smiley? Smiley Kylie Minogue or Carol Smiley?

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

you

should have stuck your head in the frozen silly chicken freezer to get rid mof such unwholesome thoughts you naughty hamster you

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)

Its....

Bloody Sky TV selling sattelite in the shops with their 10ft tall tv/pop celebrity cutouts again....

How about..."101 uses for a gigantic cardboard Kylie?"

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

for some reason

all the giant Lara Crofts on the bill boards are gitting nicked round our way.

(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

smiley smilely carol smiley

shes's the smileist person around.

Also one fo the most pregnant, sharing the title with Davina McCall. they are both constantly pregnant.

(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

(*Bizzare mental image*)

Davina McCall's horde of Adrenalin (infused in the womb) driven Kids....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

what's in Gods waste bin?

animal vegetable/fruit hybrids

what I did on my holidays

how we used to live

b3ta zoo

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

holidays

thats a good one shaggy.

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)

I like the idea of a b3ta zoo.

but think of the repost-a-rama.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)

would refrain ;)

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)

Animals with jobs

(

sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

Jam

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)

...

old skool - the muppets
new safety devices
1001 uses for a paperclip

(

raw-edge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

1001 uses for a paperclip?!

I can think of 5!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

*this is another fine mess youve gotten us into*

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

* Films in three frames or less

* Rubbish birthday presents
* If women ruled the world (yet again ...)

(

0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

Failed inventions

or the worlds most useless innovation

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)

Portraits

of trolls

(

weevilstepmother, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

*photoshop a famous album cover
*photoshop food
*photoshop David Bowie
*a day at the circus
*photoshop microscopic things
*photoshop grubs and worms

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)

phptoshop photoshop

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)

b3ta record shop

alternative album covers?

(

GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)

been

done :)

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)

bugger

(

GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)

i don't think it has

"a cd that would never sell" is the closest.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

oh yes, sorry, my er er

memory isn't what it used to be

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

How about:

What do aliens look like?
The definition of happiness.
Your ideal home.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

Photoshop Bob Holness!

Hooray!
Or perhaps some other Bob related goodness

[EDIT: How about something a bit more general - photoshop a cult TV presenter?]

(

Red wine and cheese., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

How about

Mythical creatures?

(NMcCoy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

I like the muppets idea...

...but then I would

(

.90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

Catchphrase

"say what you see"

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)

Hey! Here's some ideas!!

If ......... is wrong, I don't want to be right.

If the Victorians invented....

Its Baboon time!

If the world was run by magic!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)

where what why who when?

how about spot the kitten competitititions?

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

Images that never made it to b3ta

I know i have a load of images that are not quite right.. or in bad taste.

(

Thickey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

But if they don't make it to b3ta

how will they be in the b3ta compo?

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

*when retro-fashion doesn't work*

*celebrities in real jobs - what would they be skilled at?
*what is food really made of?
*what would a b3tan car look like?
*buildings made from food

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

buildings made of food would be good

.. or a world made of food for a bit more variety.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

clever sod, you're right

if the world was made of food

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

what's food really made of?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

eek

and urgh!

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

Adam Hart Davis

vs

THE WORLD!

Bring it on!

(

The Boy T, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

The world

doesn't really stand a chance there now does it.

(

LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

The bastard hybrid children

of two seperate animals.

(Kimbo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

Trolls

(

lemonhead, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

Something

along the theme of:

"Shtop! It is not ready!"

(

Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

good m-m-m-morning!

wibble

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)

burn it !!!

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

Morning

you stylishly dressed B3tan, you

(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)

it's all the rage

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

A message to the bloke I nearly killed on the ring road this morning:

And relax, calm calm calm

(Mr_Douve, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)

yeah

it's all the fault of the cyclists. Mow them down! Extra points if you squash their shopping!

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)

I don't have a problem with cyclists

at all, just those that decide to re-colour my bumpers with their brain-mash.

(Mr_Douve, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)

Woooooooooo Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Now do one with a pedestrian crossing:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)

yeah, with a red man to stop daft old ladies crossing and nearly getting run over by me yesterday morning.

ggrrrr

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

Didn't know you were an old lady:P

Well maybe they should give the green man a gun so that he can shoot the 95% of bad cyclist that don't know what he's for and give the good ones a bad name

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

it's law in cambridge

that if they don't look, don't indicate or just act like a twat, you're allowed to run the cunts down. i got 3 of them this morning...

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)

and as a cyclist,

i extend that courtesy to pedestrians who do the same.

i am however a rare breed of cyclist in that i look before manouvering, i signal before manouvering and obey the laws of the road

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

it's the law of the road

if i did it in front of a bus i'd expect nothing less

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

Knocked someone off their bike yesterday

Bloody idiot should have stopped at the red light.

(

Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)

As someone

who both rides a bike and drives a car can I just say that I hate wankers in cars who don't bother to stop for cyclists and bastards on bikes who don't follow the rules of the road.

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)

Guess what...

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)

Umm?

The test results were clear?

Dunno, give us a clue.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)

trev

is a stallion?

(

e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)

true dat

yeaaaaaaaaaaah trevs a stallion

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)

Let be guess school holiday

does your mummy know your on the computer?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)

psst

*you're*

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)

Wow.....

i don't think we have had anyone post on behalf of a horse before.... a whore once, but not a horse

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)

And there was that one incident with the door

but yup a first

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)

Trev is no horse!!!!!

He is a mighty stallion,
He is meant to be rode into war, which he will win single hoofedly

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)

If he only has one hoof,

won't he fall over?

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

I think you mean

trev is an ass

(

barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)

yes

yes i did

(

e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

1000 posts?

and you wanted to give us all an extra scroll bar as a present?:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)

You can never

have too many scroll bars.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)

you lurker

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)

this is

b3ta right?

I haven't taken a wrong turn and ended up at the special school have I?

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)

it's both

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)

i'm here

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)

shame ;)

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)

morning!

did you see what kitten suggested on the pub scheduler? Apparently you can change the date on bad entries on there to make things 'disappear'. Sounds a good idea to me!

(

barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)

Could do with some tidying up couldn't it?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)

yeah

I think a few people got excited about bashasge and entered a few too many! :O)

(

barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

Morning :)

I didn't actually , where was this mentioned and how do you do it?

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

it was on

one of the Liverpool threads you created I think. SHe suggested changing the date to last year, which makes stuff drop off.

(

barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)

cool !

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)

What an ambiguous answer...........

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)

morning

mister Moore :)

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)

Morning mate :)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)

So it's the special school then?

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)

I was just thinking that myself.

(

Samsonite, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)

That's only 2.597 posts a day, you slacker.

(Hurrah for milestones.)

(

0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)

I have 8.1ppd

*ahem* sunshine elephant has 84ppd

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)

binary is the way of the future?

hex off!

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)

Morning.

New Game - I've done the head, someone else do the body, then someone else do the feet - Just like back at school.

Anyone up for it?

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)

I'll do the body

now who will do the legs+feet?

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)

I'll do the ass

(

sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)

you do have a lovely

one

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)

Thankyou!

(

sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)

Right

Kid-Pasta, you do the body and Lick Buoy, you do the ass and feet.

This is going to be great. I'm so excited.

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)

That donkey reminds me of

Uncle Monty.

"...even if it must be burglary."

(

Rooster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)

bet you will

*snigger*

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)

me!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)

I'll set to work on the area from the body to the waist then

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)

nah forget it someone else do it

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)

go on

you prat

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)

DO IT! DO IT HARD!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)

****************
***************
**************
************8
********stallion**************
**********************************
*******8 *******
********* ******8
********* *****
((((((( ((((((

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)

sorry....

...whats that ment to be again?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)

a troll

duh

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)

Mr Captainskace

its time for your medication...

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)

Well,

I have to say I'm disappointed with you all.

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)

Brighton pix from yesterday!

Clicky

No-one mention Bananaman...

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

what did he do?

[edit] hahahaha spong national mincers!

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)

was born too late.

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)

somehow

this suits him...

groups.msn.com/Anothershiiteone/bashofthetache.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=925

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)

that's solly

the birthday boy. last seen snoring on darkedge's beanbag

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)

he managed to last the night this time?

you lot should know not to drink on a schoolnight. having said that, last night i was out with my brother, some chums and a girl called the fear.

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)

just about

he's got some class photos too. two of them may make isthisyou? explode with delight.

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)

Oh yes

the painting one will be fantastic!

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)

fankoo

very mucho

(

5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I was at a place like that last night!
EDIT: Who is the red head in the reflection?

(

sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)

Kitty meow meow

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)

He seemed very chipper when he got back.

Go on, what happened.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)

Nothing

(see above)

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)

Ouch

someone remind me not to go out drinking on school nights, next time.

(

Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)

Morning mate

feeling a little iffy are we?

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)

very very tired

we stayed up much too late, and got up much too early.

(

Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)

Hee hee

I was just glad to be home before 1am.

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)

we foolishly popped over to Darkedges

for a quick bevvy afterwards.
It seemed such a good idea at the time

(

Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)

Funny how

that sort of thing always does.

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

ow ow ow

eep

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

Is it shitty post day or something?

(

custard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

Some newbie that prefers stallons to donkey

the cheak

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)

And with that, i'm off to bed

Laters all

(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)

near

piss of the mind there...

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)

*yawn*

theres spam and theres

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)

camp spam?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)

camp david, his mate from the US of A

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)

ahhhh

it all makes sense now...

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)

aww

(

e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)

hehehe

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)

My dad's got a Ferrari.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)

but how does he smell?

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:20, archived)

with his nose

i expect

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:20, archived)

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)

That sign

is ace. :)

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)

with his nose

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:20, archived)

Snap!

Do i win? What do I win?
it had better be good

(noahlovesnesquick, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)

a lifetimes supply of nesquick

for all your calcium needs.

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)

Oh thank you!

Thank you all so much!
snif

(noahlovesnesquick, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

A romantic date with David Icke

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)

That's

not quite as good

(noahlovesnesquick, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

Well at least he's a guy who doesn't think he's god!

I got stuck behind in an ATM queue a few months back

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)

greetings monsiuer 'fant

long time no see!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)

why are you fucked off?

may i ask?

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

woman

wanted time alone due to family stuff, fair enough, no probs with that, then met up with her a few days ago and find out she'd been seeing someone else for a couple of weeks during said time. hence very, VERY fucked off

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)

thats harsh man

if you need a person to talk to....

talk to someone else

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)

ok cheers

bastard :P

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)

2 weeks off i had

mmm lovely

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

more fun

animations and rhymes?!

yay!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)

with

a drumkit in the boot?

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:20, archived)

pfft

I've got a ferrari estate.

(radja, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:20, archived)

whatever...

you should see my dad's Ferrari 4x4

(

packetslut, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)

well,

it is only my second car. the other one is a lowered reliant robin twin-turbo injection. it's a little faster, and has a better soundsystem.

(radja, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)

drumkit?

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)

trev is better than ferrari

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)

surely not THESE ferrarii

www.ferrari-tractors.com

(

packetslut, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)

Presumably

made to annoy Lamborghini?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

yes,
you will regret the day that tractors tried to overthrough hard working horses.
live in fear loosers

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)

Looser?

Looser than what?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)

Ahhh Bob the gelding

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)

Knackers!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)

WOO FERRARI

VROOM!

(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)

is that?

(

e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:20, archived)

Wooo Trev the donkey

we all love trev the donkey!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)

We like donkeys

lalala
Everybody knows
We like donkeys

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)

I have this strange urge to say

We got your na-ame:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

this is a donkey

la la la

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

original

and different.

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)

Parp

(sorry)

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)

Monkey Porkchop!

A post within a post...

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)

My frickin head...

(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)

you could be extra clever

and get all linking times by predicting when you would post it

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)

And

by sectioning the pic up and making each part a link to the post in question.

*edit* Morning again everyone :) */edit*

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)

hang on

(

The Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug, 9:15 Delete, Edit, Reply)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)

lol

we can't edit it though

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)

reply

DAMN IT SUNSHINE I WAS TRYING TO DO THE WHOLE THING I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST DOING DELTE NOW I JUST WASTED 10 MINUTES OF MY LIFE AND I WANT THEM BACK!

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)

wank under your desk at work

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)

have an orange

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)

saving as a gif

would also get rid of the artifacts around the letters too.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)

*points and laughs at the jpg*

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)

Morning Miss

how was Brighton bashage yesterday?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)

very funny

Some ladies at a nearby table asked us if we were on our "ragweek" as they were leaving as we were very noisy. I replied with "No, we're pirates" cue everyone YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing at them as they left the bar.

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)

quality!

'nanaman obviously enjoyed himself. He was giddy as a school-boy when he got back.

oh.....

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)

Yarrr

I'd totally forgotten about that.

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)

arent you full of wisdom

today?

(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)

or a 32 bit

PNG

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)

ARGH TOO MANY REPLY OPTIONS!!

!!!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)

Oh well

plenty of Monkey Porkchops for all!

(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)

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