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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

Blimey.

I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

happy birhday

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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

Nobody expects

the Sp.....

Oop....arse....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

hahahahahahaha

no big deal right.
just shoot em out your ass.

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

Aaargh!

It's ~~raining Cats and Dogs~~ shitting Owls.

That's much better!

Woo!

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

that made me laff

more than it should've done, I suspect.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

splendid

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

bed time

night all

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

bye bye

and bye

and g'night too

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

aww, that's so cu-

er, wait...

(woo:)

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

wow

that was a surprise!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

Hello boys

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)

i would

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)

Is that Dr Phil?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

Looks more like

freshlegs to me...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

Yes. I know what you mean.

although I have been out on the sauce, and hence any answers I post here tonight are not in any way my own views or opinions...

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

If you'd just like to sign and date here and here,

we can have you statement processed before the weekend is out.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

Ta.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)

Eep!

and nothing else ;)

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

I assure you

the colour version is much, much worse.
..doesn't every little boy want to be Uma Thurman?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)

he/she looks

scared

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

I'm not scared

cos' I've got a Big Fucking Gun.

yay..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)

fuck shit upi fight shit snad fucking kill you all

i ts fuckign obvioud m msde to hb en m y fuciking one for the frst of my life...

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

your mouth is full of cotton wool

try again

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)

Why would you

be shagged?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)

it's the sound black holes make

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

Right you are.

I've never been, what are they like? Are there facilities for the kids?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)

he's actually biting the pillow...

shhhhhhhhh

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

don't wake him up...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

tom

now you're completely incoherent

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)

A crime

we've all been guilty of in the past.

Some on the board, some in person...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)

inforgovbel

isny ir

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)

shouldn't be

honestly

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)

cuinmts

ythre lkot pof trhjemn

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)

anywheer

yuo assed a fit burdd

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

The times i've uttered that

and been so very, very wrong...

*shudder*

On a completely un-related note, were there anymore photos from L33ds?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)

Yes

the camera finally relinquished them. I'll sort them out soon, maybe at the weekend, but I'm like totally busy 'til then.

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)

No worries.

Any chance me and Moore could vet em?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)

But at least your keboard

is in good working order, and that must be some consolation ;)

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)

once he gets a fully

woking keyboard he'll be soted.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)

sautéed......

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)

no it's not tom

it;ll be okay some day

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)

you can translate?

woo thank fuck for that!

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)

been reading it

all night so far.
it's easy after a while

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)

that and i'm

getting drunk too.
maybe that helps a bit to understand?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)

feel like fucking dying

hat wethis fuckin hshti.

why shoulf d i have to cope with thius whtnn everyine else has fucking reetat relationshoisps?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)

don't die

tom angry!
tom smash!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)

haha

silly

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

i feel like a kebab

but you don't hear me whinging

mmmmmmmmm kebab

Oh, and I'm so very very single, and I'm somewhat happy.

I need a job though, can you give me a job? Anyone?

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

erm hello!!

not everyone does.
you're not the only one who's alone dude.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

well it fucking dffelles like it

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

yeah, i'm alone

and i'm reveling in it

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

When you say reveling

you mean wanking, right?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

revel it!

revel it hard!

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

double clicking my mouse?

i was clicking whilst i wrote that.

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)

Well you aint

I'm getting messed around by a lass who i thought really liked me. Talk about being treated like shit...

Actually no, don't talk about it...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

you dont know the fucking half oif it.

im hbeing fucked about nby someohnewith whom im fucking imn love with.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

I just got screwed

not literally, but a guy.
don't want to talk bout it, but it was way wrong.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)

Soz to hear about that

I do feel we're in danger of becoming one big weeping fest if we're not careful...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

I wish i could

become a lesbian. wonder if things would be
simpler that way?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

Just to balance this thread out a bit.

I'm in a very happy and stable relationship and having fantastic sex on a regular basis.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)

Mirrors are wonderful

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)

I have a circus mirror.

It makes my cock look like it's 3 foot long.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)

GET A SLEDGEHAMMER!

They're grrrrrrreat.

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

I can't see what all the fuss is about

Us guys are great at giving advice to fellow chaps in situations of extreme emotional stress.

Get a chainsaw too, they're a barrel of laughs too...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)

hush

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

Hats?

Did you say something about hats?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

where did you get that hat

where did you get that hat?

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

Erm...

Where Did You Get That Hat
Jas. Rolmaz 1901

Chorus
Where did you get that hat
Where did you get that tile
Isn't it a knobby one
In just the proper style
I should like to have one
Just the same as that
(Where 'ere i go they shout)
"Hello, where did you get that hat?"

Now how I came to get this hat
Is very strange and funny
My uncle died and left to me
His property and money
And when the will it was read out
They told me straight and flat
If I'm to have his money i must also wear his hat

Chorus

When I go to the concert hall
In the concert season
Someone's is sure to shout at me
Without the slightest reason
When I go to the opera hall
To have a jolly spree
There's one or two sopranos
Who are sure to shout at me
"Hello where did you get that hat?"

Chorus

When Mr. And Mrs. Ramsbottom
Had their last garden party
I was amongst the guests,
Who had a welcome true and hearty.
The Prince of Wales was also there,
And my heart jumped with glee,
When someone said the prince
Would like to have a word with me,
"Hello, where did you get that hat?"

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)

ahhhhhhh google :)

though really.. isn't it a knobby one in just the proper style eh?

bless the olden days when you could say things like that.

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)

may I suggest

that you go to bed
and think about it in the morning

besides

icnant reasfd sa fyuclkinhg wkored youi asre dsayimng

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SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)

funny, i undersrtoood thsta, then

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)

Arf!

Gookpd poijknt, wsedll opyut!11!11

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)

that was

beautiful

and almost welsh

(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)

yeah,

we want more lllls and ddds
fukcdsinng fuvfckkifdegnk dfulcinikdcing
aagh its contagioussckinggggt

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)

almost welsh!

ROFLETC

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

'lo Tom

what have I missed then? you alright?

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)

not really

feeling fucking drunl and unloved, but hey, whats fucking new?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

b3ta loves you.
can't help with the drunk bit though (probably just make it worse, actually)

(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

I could almost believe it..

I don't know if this is funny, or just in poor taste...

(Cartroo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)

a bit of both!

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)

Both

(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)

Yes

It is.

He has a very pointy chin too.

but no fointy pinger...

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)

Just the names do

it for me....T F Controller....arf!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)

yes...both

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

thats nasty and spiteful

however, that am worthy of the comp
woo

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SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

Yes..

I felt a little bad.. Luckily it's not as if I rely on public transpo-
Oh.
Arse.
This internet thing's sort of anonymous, right?

(Cartroo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)

Yes,

Brian.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)

Hurray!

*cracks open another Stella*

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

*snigger*

yes.

both.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

how to drive train

1) Press down handle to accelerate
2) Release handle to brake
Special) Handle automatically releases if you die
Note: Experience with steering wheels not required

i think i got it sorted.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

You forgot

3) If u see a red light, stop the train.

Oh wait... They always skip that point too...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)

Trains can skip???

I think that's a little beyond my Gimping skillz
(I hate myself for that 'z' even sarcastically)

(Cartroo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)

he must have

skipped a chaper or two.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)

its jus too damn hot for anything decent

(the 4 catfish of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)

!!!

clap clap clap.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)

that am woo

baby need a spong!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)

Its late, the board is slow and I'm hot so

here is my 1st (deliberate) threadwaste (I think I asked a dumb photoshop question when I first joined)
I need a bit of research for the b3ta comic - what did you call that game when you knock on a door and run away?
1) knocky-door neighbour
2) knocky 9-doors
3) fuck you Mr Jones
etc.

edit: "Knock down Ginger"? Wha? Never even heard of it. Who is Ginger?
Oh well. Thanks (you bunch of Delinquents)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)

no such thing

b3ta comic?

knock-down ginger.

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bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

knock down ginger

someone asked this about a month ago.

EDIT: i haven't read it but it looks to be the right thing...

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

knocky knocky knock knockson

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

Knock Knock Ginger

where I come from

(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

There was some correspondence running in Private Eye on this recently

where people seemed to think it was called "knock down ginger" or some such.

Look here: www.streetgames.co.uk/knockdg.html

Cherry Knocking
Ding Dong Ditch
Knock and Nash - (Nash is north England slang for run)
Knock and Run
Nicky-Knicky Nine-Doors - (From Canada)
Nicky-Knocky Nine-Doors
Thunder and Lightning
Knocky ido - Posted by Lee Horsman from Middlesborough
Rat-atat-Ginger - Posted by Andy Moore from Wales
Chap door Runaway - Posted by Phil Dawson from Scotland

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

Ding Dong Dash

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

BISH BASH BOSH!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)

DISH DASH DOSH?

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)

DAZ DOORSTEP CHALLENGE

hang on.

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bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)

Alfie loves ya

darlin'

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)

THAT CUNT DANNY BAKER

and that ginger twat too.

no, that's completely wrong now.

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)

And for your' next

Sledgehammer trick....

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

Still a-bashin

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

GR££DY BASH!

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)

RAAAH!!

HULK JUST WATCH NOW!

HULK LEARN FROM MASTER!

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)

You do have pics of these

smashariffic exploits, right....

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)

oops!

nope. just a bit less concrete than before.

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)

Bring the hammer with you to Manchester

and Smash all ~~super~~Moore's presents*

* I really did not suggest this.

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)

good memory

ta.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)

"if you open the door i'll burn your first born"

or something.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

knock and run

i think some americans call it ding-dong-ditch

EDIT: then looking at some posts, i'd say i dont know what the fuck i'm talking about

RE-EDIT:ok looking again at other posts... blah blah

fuck it
i'm going to bed

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SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

I second 'Knock-and-run'

fuck knows what the other bit was about...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)

yes

this is true.

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

Number 2

That's a lot of answers all at once!

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

i've heard it called something very baaaad

that i will not repeat

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)

Not

shit in her cunt?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

puke up his ass

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

you could write lyrics

for Cannibal Corpse, you could.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)

It was a joke Mike once told:

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.

I love that joke.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)

I'm ass

uming you meant 'gay' there, in which case mwahaha, otherwise ????? :)

This is an editproof response, as opposed to editpoof which would be interesting to watch

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)

Err, yes.

Yes, that's exactly what I meant.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)

was it

"fucking punk kids, come back 'ere, i'll 'ave you!"?

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bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

knock a door arun

roor fkil fucking sears. fuckign bastrds

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)

knock a door run

damn my fuckinh drunkend spreeling

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

This is quality

you should have emotional turmoil more often.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)

fuck wank shit oc\cock

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)

we used to call it

*expletive deleted* knocking

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)

exactly

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)

knocky

9-doors up here in the frozen north-east.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

we used to call it

putting a burning shit bag on your doorstep

(so that you stamped on it see, genius)

or knock down ginger for the less literal minded kids

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e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)

get the fuck smacked outta ya if your caught.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)

we called it:

knock-door-'n'-run

FACT!

we were most original.

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)

Ding Dong Ditch

around these parts.

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EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)

budding windows

was when you chucked stuff (usually rose hips and not buds at all) at windows

i think the other one was knock door run.

but shite alight was much better.

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dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)

I feel like I've missed

a most enlightening childhood.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)

you did. i pity you.

garden running was good too - start at one end of the street and run through as many as you can - i stopped that one after my mate got painfully impaled on spiky metal railings trying to jump a hedge.

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dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)

sounds like, er,

fun. Or perhaps not :) I'll stick to bad footy and dodgy end-of-term ceremonies like foggy's friday an' that.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)

Audio thingie...

I like to call it Pink Submarine

homepage.ntlworld.com/oliver.stephenson/pinksub.mp3

It's not really very good, but I spent too much time on it so now you lot have to suffer.

/watches NTL suffer

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Funkster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)

Ooooh,

I rather likes that.

You can be my Funksterbrother.

Right About Now!

Or summat.

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

i like it

woo

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pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)

Thanks!

Nice hat.

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Funkster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

Nice one

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GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

i meant the rancid beetles with little mites that run out when u squish them

(mule, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)

are these mites INSIDE the bigger beetle?

bastards.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

yeh

i live in country side. i looked up the beetles up in a book i had.
they burrow into the carcasses of dead animals and have small white parasites in them in wings or summit like that the parasites are 1mm big and they scurry out when u squish the beetle. is this just me.
horrible

(mule, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)

what?

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

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bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)

yes, quite

rev dan made me do it. honest.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

duuuude

it's the sexton beetle. i was attacked by one the other day and now they keep coming back!

the mites are nasty things eh?

i videoed mine here is a shot - same thing?

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dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

fuck off

biggeer problems for me trhan #ficukcing beetles. fukc you amnd your beetle kind.l i have a fu ckcijng cfrisis on my heand. fukc oyuuf.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

That's beautiful that is

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

It's almost a wrok of atr,

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)

A Picasso

Maybe.

No. That's a small French people carrier isn't it.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)

If you've got a lot

of small french people, yes.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

Whoa there Tom

Don't unleash all that anger in one go, there's plenty of gay/naked/pirate shift left for it all. Spread it around, get the best from it.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

good news ted?

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e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

you know,

the time when you broke your leg

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)

small

far away

small

far away

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e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)

go on

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

fup off,

grasshole :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)

i'll get the man!

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e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)

lovely

fags!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

i always wondered

how one of those straw-type inputs they give to people who cannot operate a mouse work. great for occasions like this where tom does not even know how many fingers he has.

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_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

Or a Gom Stick

That would be spot on.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)

lets play

Hide and go fuck yourself

(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)

Oh you're in big

fucking trouble now old son...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

nurse!

(

e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

OH NO!

they'll be millenium bugs. I thought they went extinct dec 31nd 1999

(

SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

I forgot how wacky

the nightshift is.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

because they're attracted to light

and your monitor is bright.

(

bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

IF YOU MEANT THIS

THEN EDIT YOUR PREVIOUS ONE

I DON'T CARE IF I'M BEING UNREASONABLE, AND THE BOARD'S MOVING SLOW, I HAVE A PASSION FOR NONSENSE RULES INVENTED BY RETARDS

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

you feeling alright?

sudden need to enforce rules. not like you...

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)

i have an excellent challenge idea

but will be asleep when cthonic asks tomorrow

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)

an' i'll be in tescos, buying a variety of dried fruits*

so i can't help you, sorry.

* this is 100% of fact.

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)

Well you could

mail it me or Moore or someone who'll have access to the board around that time.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)

is it paintmashed cocks?

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)

Caps Lock

What a bitch she can be...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)

when replaced, my new keyboard came with software for the hotkeys

one option was to disable the caps lock and windows keys if they pissed you off. mighty clever.

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)

I like your ideas and opinions

do you have a newsletter i could subscribe to?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)

I always get bitten more than anyone else

by the wee beasties, why is that?

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

me too

they say it's sweeter blood - (too much booze in my opinion)...

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

You exude the scent of sweet flowers.

No, not really, apparently eating lots of garlic puts them off.

(

Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)

blimeh

its hot innit?

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)

verrry hot

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

I'll bet some of the female b3tans

are having unclean thoughts.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

now

we all are...

(

jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)

yay

puppy

(

pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

fuck you all

wanna fucking go fuck you fuck you

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

hello

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

that's nice dear...

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

do you have

any bourbon biscuits in your house?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

mmm

he used to live down the end of my street. whatshisname. in that film.

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

Uh,

the biscuit?

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

Steve Bourbon?

or was that his brother......

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

yup.

Prof. Bourbon, number 66. Stank of gin.

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

How ironic.

You'd think he'd be more of a Jack Daniels man.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)

it's like

ten thousand spoons on your wedding day.

(

bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)

that's just Argos fucking up the wedding list again.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)

A free ride

when all you need is meeting his beautiful wife.

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)

not tonight josephine

but i am partial to one now and then...

i currently stock both plain and milk chocolate tunnocks, half a pack each of mcvities digestives and ginger nut, and a large packet of as yet unopened rich tea

biscuit inventory complete.

why?

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

you realise that with a packet

of tunnocks you can 'shop my idea of many months ago as 'tunnorks'. Should you be arsed of course :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

i can't be arsed : )

of course...

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)

bugger. Have to

do it meself then. But *pause* haven't I given the game away?

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)

well i won't tell anyone...

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)

evening

fucko

(

zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

well hi there.

(

cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

weugh!

kittens

(

?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

need fucking beer fuck ing geer

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

gottle o' geer?

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

are you sure you haven't had enough already?

have a cookie instead.

(

cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

no need more

feelleelojngn depressed, need beer to froget girlfrined who anitnt tfufkcing in touch, ov eher but does eshse love me? thijnkn nj9ot

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

Have a wank and a cry.

It's the b3tan way!

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

looking at your spelling mistakes

i'd say you have drank too much

Drink some more. It will sober you up

(

SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)

Oi! Fucknut!

What's the craic with Az?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

pointy metal guitar tom

doesn't like sars?
oh i read it wrong

(

SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

se4ars

i dont like sears., thewy fucking wreck my relqtionship.l fucking bqstards, i fucking hqtw them, tyhwey dto p m e seeing my girlfriende, fucing cunts

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

what are sears? excuse my ignorance. i've been here a mere 16 days

edit: its probably something i should know already

(

SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

fucking wont let me speak to my girelrf ffrien

aandf fof ro thst theyu dedeserve to die

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

that's easy for

you to say.

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)

Drink 3 pints of cooking sherry

and it'll be easy for you too!

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)

yeah. in

hostible :)

/absolutely

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

It's an American department store.

I don't know of anything i can relate it to for ya though.

(

cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)

Sears are an american

chain store. Tom's bird works in one of them and he's not allowed to talk to her while she's working. Apparently.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)

You can take your pointy metal guitar and

stick it up your arse!

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

hello fucktard

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

Erudite and to the point

Not

(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)

Oh yes. Nicely co-ordinated. Unlike some...

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

And the queen mother of all giraffeeees

hur hur hur

(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)

That arrr lubberly

sir

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

Woo, Its Babs Cartland the Bear!

Suits you sir/fadam

(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

Glad you enjoyed the quiz!

Please check out the other Modesty Panel Quizzes.

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

Hahahahaha.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)

i took it

i sucked at it,
but i liked it.

so yay!

(

cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

i did,

but i only got nine.

(

bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

cockwankwtuctfuck?

Oh, just the tepid 'fuck you all' tonight then ;)

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

Too drunk

I assume.

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

look at

that castle!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)

fuck you too

you fucking fuck

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)

im bored

(

?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

hehehe

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

boredom is good for the soul

and so is red cabbage.

what? ooh ohh err.

(

_null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

With everything you touch and see?

With exposees of LSD?
With Frank Sinatras new LP...

Oh Yes.
=)

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
most woo

(

pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

Waaaahhhheeeyyyyy!

Seen GR33DY's take on W&B yet?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

oh yes

im ment to pixelise hmm forgot about that
ill do it.. later today

(

?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

and has

weebl commented?

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

he's been mailed.

I suppose we'll find out about 3ish tomorrow.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

I have tomorrow/today off.

I was told 5 minutes before leaving today/yesterday.
Surprises are good.

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

Sometimes I think Pecker likes Weebl & Bob

(

Mr. Bell Division, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

i do very much so like that

although id love it if it started off normal, slanted, his eyes changed to the "O" shocked eyes, and then he rolled...preferably into bob...

(

jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

Go on

you know you want to make it yourself

and claim all the credit.

([sic] You're ad here?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)

hahaha...

tops :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebl

(

SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeee

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

Paintmashed Potatoes

(

edovan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

woo

yum yum

(

pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

Looks more like ice-cream to me.

Mmmmmmmm.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

mash is the bestest

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

but it has to be lumpy!

and with real butter!

(

Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

no lumps

masses of butter and black pepper... ooooooh and garlic!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

stop it,

I'm getting hungry!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

me too

bedtime probably... mind you, there is still wine in the house... hmmmmm

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

several beers in the

fridge here but I've already had 4 pints with DontHaveAClue whilst listening to half man half biscuit outside the quality venue known as the Cluny in the toon....top stuff!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)

narce!

i decided to finish the wine - so yer stuck with me for a few more minutes!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

I'm going to have a mass debate

about the next beer or not......

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)

hehehe debate over!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)

Gravy with that?

Thank fuck, a use for this mash ;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

Just think that they'd have

been fucked if they'd named it after the real version of the acronym - 'browns, seasons, thickens in one'. Mmmmmm bstio! Maybe the marketing manager was dyslexic :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

I never knew that

Why is Ribena called Ribena?

(

Your Mum, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

that one I dunno,

soz :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

oh come on now....

you can put gravy on anything.

(

cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

needs sausages

and a giant yorkshire pudding NOW!

My current fave is a big yorkshire stuffed with mash, sossies, onions and onion gravy....mmmmm!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*droooooooooooools*

none of yer fancy foreign muck!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

IS that

before or after the kebab!!

(

DontHaveAClue, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

before, obviously :)

Can't be arsed with that greasy foreign muck. I'll stick to greasy english muck!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm

mmmmmm
mmmm

Ice cream

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

nice soft colours =)

(

?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

The devil makes work for idle thumbs.

(irregular, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

woo

that is what i think everytime i see those adverts aswell!

(

stevierar, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

Anyone like to help me troubleshoot my new quiz?

It's called Mod or Fraud. You need to guess wether items are authentic "mod" or retro.
Mod or Fraud?
Let me know if anything is screwy...thanks!

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

It would be more fun if you had pictures of b3tans

and we had to guess if they're mods.

No hang on, that would be shit. Carry on.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

works absolutely fine

except i scored shite... ho hum!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

it's all rather spiffing,

but i think you need to set the images to the image it sets them to when the quiz resets, because at first they're red-exs

(

stevierar, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

but it seems fine for everyone else,

plusnet has been up and down tonight, blaim that, i can see it now!

(

stevierar, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

dont you people ever read the service status page!

2 things of maintenance are being done. Clear by 3am they said.

(

dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)

Try again. I made a change and resaved

I think you caught it in between...

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

that's fab

I got eleven *smug*

seems to work fine

(

mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

nothing danish

to guess on?

(

Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

there's a swedish stool (ooops)

isn't that close enough for you scandos?

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

scandos?

hey! you make it sound like we're loons!

(

Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

prove me wrong?

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

erm...

(

Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

I was going to use a danish modern table

but my boyfriend said it was the most boring thing he'd ever seen.

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

???

(

Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

that is the most esciting table i have ever seen

/lies

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

well it made me damp

what's wrong with you???

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

pffffffft!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

are you deflating?

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

pop

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)

hehehehe

big daft northern git!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)

I'm....

I'm...positively shaking!

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

The only way you'll be preserved....

is in formaldehyde.

/very tenuous Monkey Island 3 reference

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

What

like a light bulb?

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

bulbs rule!

(

Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

8/16 for me

i had my stereo up loud the beep at the end scared the bejasus out of me

nicely done

(

e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

There's a beep?

I had no idea.

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

Javascript

alert box. Beep fitted as standard.

I only got 9/16, clearly the quiz is shit and i am not at fault.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)

8/16

Half right. It just doesn't matter to you, does it?
nope. it doesn't. though i recognized the ikea stool right off :)

(

Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

works fine for me (Opera 7.03)

got 11/16, could've been worse... :)

(

edovan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

works fine

nine

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

Works a treat!

that is all

/shame

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

no longer, super

eh?

(

tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1739071

Plus, someone "funny" fucked with my login (not you, I know) so that name feels soiled now.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

i noticed that with the will you buy a drink having two entries for supermoore.

///

(

tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

I don't mind saying

it pissed me right off. I think it's violated an unwritten rule.

/self-righteous

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

*whistles*

(

100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

There's a difference

I don't remember you posting "I'm a cunt" and various other message using my login.

:)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

works perfectly.

lovely graphics... from a retro design lover (although I did worse than I thought :/)

(

lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

me too :(

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

hours spent in "eat my handbag bitch"

wasted!

(

lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

Works great....

I scored shit...

I guess this is a good thing
(for you, I mean)

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

I don't want it to be TOO hard

people get upset and send me nasty messages. I should let you read the one from the guy who was upset because his feedback said "that's not very good, is it?" He was quite hurt.

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

you should perhaps tell

him to get a life :o)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

Fantastic

Post it post it post it post it.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

Took a few quizzes and thought the snide comment
( you did't do very well did you)at the end a bit silly and unnecessary!
Nobody likes a smirky smartass....except of course the said smirky smartass! This is a rhetorical rant no response needed or required...although given your mind set you will probably feel you have to have the last word and won't be able to live until you have sent a "witty" reply!

My response:
Glad you enjoyed the quiz!
Please check out the other Modesty Panel Quizzes.

Dear Maggie
How nice to find I could assess you so correctly!
Alas I have to assume it was a "cookie cutter " response and my message was just skimmed for content rather than actually read!
Bet this mesaage gets " answered" too! Of course a reply will result in your address being blocked so we now, hankies out ready and don't sniffle too loudly, we say goodbye for ever.

My response:
Glad you enjoyed the quiz!
Please check out the other Modesty Panel Quizzes.

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Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

mwuahahahaha

twunt

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

hehe

I'll bet two sherbet dips he wasn't a b3tan.

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

O.M.G!

issues

(

lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)

Hahaha. You should have replied

Glad you enjoyed the quiz!
Please check out the other Modesty Panel Quizzes.
fuckass

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

I did!

It's my standard reply to all asshats.

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)

hahahaha...

top responses :)
and the new one works fine in mozilla 1.4...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

Awww.....

It just inspires me to practise.

And do research.

You should be proud.

And post complaint mails on the board ;)

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

bugger -

10 out of 16....I'm not as old as I thought I was - yay! 'Tis a nice quiz too......

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

does dance 16/16

(

?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

You are now beyond

a prodigy in my eyes.

(

Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

Eric had the perfect wedding present, Fish.

(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)

Grand!

That's utter classness.

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

here's the large one

Wallpaper

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

Looks even better with details!

So is Zorby another one of your b3ta converts?
;)

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

nope.

he didn't know how to host images, so i let him use my msn groups

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

Awwww,

you luverly
~~messiah~~ person

hehe

(

verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

i am a good soul

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

an excellent 3rd post

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

Swanky!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

took me..

ages to spot what it actually was

the lack of definition at the back was awkward

:D :D :D

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

that's great

welcome along :)

(

lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

yaay!

lovely...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

The walrus of lurve is here to spread some good lovin....

Uh-huh, right there, you like it like that

oh baby!

this is a bit of a work in progress that I got bored with...

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)

barry white saved my life

woo!

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)

Well

Tom Jones saved mine

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

Shakin' Stevens

ruined mine.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

what was it behind that Green Door anyway?

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

now my mind is all wet..........

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

why aren't you super anymoore?

and yes - mental micturation a go go

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

A lot more than an old piano

I can tell you.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

Don't know what they're doing but they laugh a lot...

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

did he take you

behind the Green Door?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

what did you expect?

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

last night a DJ

shaved my wife

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

you really ought to send her to the barber...

those djs are all high on drugs you know?

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

he's an all round top geezer then!

except he's welsh... ho hum, can't have it all!

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

There he goes look,

Jones the Voice, wondering when Ivor the Steam is going to bring back his leather pants from Evans the dry cleaners. Bless, even his hair comes from Green the Grass of Home.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

Why Why Why Delilah?

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

'cos it's the

only place he can get it dry cleaned!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

'appen

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)

he's grand.

perfect for our swedish lifestyle.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

mr blubber lover

mmmmm

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

arf!

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

it's

lovely as it is. woo!

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zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)

ooo

its very nice
:)
woo yay

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pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)

nice

he lives on!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)

Flaps! Yay!

That's not rude, that's praise.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)

yay!

that walrus has quality hair... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

I couldn't find angelic curls

so he got a brassy barbara windsor wig instead.
edit: and you're all very kind, thank you!

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

That is

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

spitzenklasse!

baby!

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

rarr!

I blame you for the fact that I'm too lazy to look for any background other than that bliss one now!

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

it's the bestest background!!!

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

it is lovely :)

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

Whether he wants to take me

to a Gay Bar
Or inspire me with that lovin' feelin'
...

I'm hooked.

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

oohh

make a big version that we can use as our desktop :P

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

that's the work in progress

watch this space!
(tomorrow though)

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)

Aww

lovely!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)

that is also

very lovely!

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)

big

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)

ahahahahahahahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)

yay!

for manatees, and their little cabage eating faces

very nice pic, why the davy crocket?

edit: ah!

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e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)

If a religion was claiming that

then I would give up my atheist ways in an instant.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)

it actually makes about as much sense as hinduism

they reckon an elephant god floats round.

1 believer = nutcase

20 believers = cult

1000000 believers = religion

(phantomboner, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)

1000000 believers = 1000000 nutcases

all (theistic) religions are bollocks.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

well its all just bollocks really

lets play russian roulette

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e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

well

we agree on that for sure

i also think astrology is bollocks.

and that john edwards 'crossing over' bloke should be strung up and shot. taking advantage of grieving people with a bad stage act is lower than low.

(phantomboner, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

yay!

it's papa!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)

Nicole?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)

Surprisingly many b3tans, in fact

That's rather lovely

*worship, worship*

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)

wonderful

That manatee's been about

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mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

yay!

where do i sign?

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

hahaha...

loon :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)

Lordy!

well I never

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)

I would, the way

my life has been utterly fucked recently.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

nooo

space manatees are good.
That must have been the other God.
hope things get un-fucked soon

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

Posh was keen for David

to combine a gentle reminder of his nickname with yet another sponsorship deal. ;)

(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)

i would quite happily

stamp on that mans face...
if i was reaaaaaally mean

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jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)

is anyone else perspiring at the moment ?

or is it just me ?

midnight - and i'm sitting here sweating. although, i always was a sweaty cnut. runs in the family. my dad sweated when he swam.

(phantomboner, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)

No.

But I'm naked and sitting next to a fan.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)

int fans

brilliant!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)

And I've just remembered

the large tub of Ben & Jerry's in the freezer! Yay!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)

my local safeway

was doing 2 tubs of that for a fiver

still seems bloody expensive though.

you could also buy mars icecreams - 2 4 1 - better deal i reckon

(phantomboner, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)

It's more for Mrs Baz really.

It's worth it...

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)

I am sitting in a pool of it

and no matter how many showers I have, I perspire again after 2.45681 minutes.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)

i actually almost

drowned in my own perspiration today, it was that hot..plus i was doing some of that exercise malarkey...highly overrated...

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jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)

ping!

splash

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e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)

I've been "working" all day

in an air-conditioned place, doing sod all and now I'm sitting here in a jumper, but then this is the far north...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)

Um, why?

He seems like a nice enough sort of bloke.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)

Your missus is away

isn't she?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)

She's at her own flat tonight.

Cos I'm supposed to be doing DIY...

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)

DIY?

*fwapfwapfwap*

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)

Yes.

My thoughts exactly.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)

hahaha!

That's the best description of wanking I've read in the last 10 minutes :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)

no reason

it just might be funny...

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jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)

My hatred for him

has now dissolved into a mild disinterest.

Good pic mind ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)

how avid

a fan are you, on a serious nosey question, ?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)

Of footy in general

or Man City?

I've been a season ticket holder at Man City since I was six, however you won't hear me bang on about it, it's only football. In much the same way this is only a messageboard ;)

It's fun, but not the end of the world.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)

i've had a season ticket at coventry

for the past 6 or 7 years, not this season though, at uni and all

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)

Coventry

is a fucking hole.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)

yes,

i live in leamington - it's nicer

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)

Jolly good.

I worked at Warwick Uni one summer. Most of the staff lived down there too, despite Coventry being so much closer...

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)

ooooooooo!

I went to warwick uni!
Coventry is indeed a hole. I was 'lucky' enough to live in Earlsdon, just on the edge of the hole.
Leamington is rather posh. Or as my Leamington dwelling friend reminded me constantly, "Actually, it's ROYAL Lemaington Spa!"

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fishsticks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

I may well have seen you then

We've played at Coventry more times than I care to remember ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)

yes,

but now we are terrible. last season was painful.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)

but improving. McAllister will do well with what he has.

This isn't really a board conversation is it?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)

it's a message

on a board.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)

my hatred for him

is entirely based on my disinterest. everywhere i look i have him thrust in my face. i dont care about this man. i find the fact that people do irritating beyond belief. i saw a book titled "Britains favourite toddler - [Thingy]* Beckham!" it made me livid. what was worse is that somebody had bought one.

*insert name of kiddie here...

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jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)

Okay, name someone else who could qualify for

"Britains favourite toddler"... exactly.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)

thing is

i probably wouldnt care about them either, even if i could think of one. it's just the idea that we're supposed to have one that annoys me.
even then, the fact that he's the son of a guy who's good at football and a bit of a pretty boy is no reason for a country to love him (not that i think it does).
i dont need logic in my dislikes :)

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jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)

are you

me and I haven't noticed?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)

not that im aware of

though you never can tell...

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jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

Hints:

a) Don't read tabloid newspapers.

b) Don't watch ITV

c) Just ignore it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)

i dont

and i dont.
and i do...that picture just roused the repressed emotions :)

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jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)

ackshirley I feel sorry

for him in a way; before long he's not going to be able to even blink the wrong way in public, and if he suddenly gets shite at kicking an inflated goats bladder round the village green he's royally fucked in the ass.

But very rich.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

that post made me laugh

but is a very good point. so now not only does he have stupid lil books about him from ages 0-1, but my pity too :)
then i remember the rich bit, and waver on indifference of the lil sod...
and dont call me shirley...

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jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

Yeah

the £1m+ a year he get pays for being shit and slated should soften the blow.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

cf: Edward Windsor

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

I'd love to, but he's

not hailed as some sort of demi-god around the world. Fortunately :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

Hmm...........

'Tis my favourite bottled beer, mind.

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)

i must say

defribulation

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)

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pippy is a truck, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)

I fear you

in a good way.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)

you are a fucking genius

/excuse language :)

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lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)

super

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)

you are toooooooooooooooooooo good

(

?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)

Yay!

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)

top

gnotch

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mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)

I think.......

woo yay that's very very VERY nice.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)

haaaaaaaaa hahahahah hahaha

brilliant.

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bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)

Haha!

Yay!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)

fantabulous!

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barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)

hahaha...

fab :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)

Eeep!

Scary but good!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)

most woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

Delightful

Sir.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)

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