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# FLUFFY!

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# RedExxy
Oh, not anymore.Oooops!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Oops
Step 1 Upload Picture

Step 2 Post on b3ta

Step 3 enjoy fluffiness

(knew I'd forgotten something)

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# KILL IT!!
KILL IT NOW!!!
(dognutz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# I second that emotion.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# I second that second
End it. With extreme prejudice.
(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
#
I was so sure fluffy was more of a round fluffy grey shape, but aparently fluffy is a square box with a big RED EX.

Edit: More like it.
(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# dogs with
pigtails must be destroyed
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Those are ears
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Dogs with ears
should be destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# seems fair
you don't want to be accused of prejudice
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# dogs with ears must be destroyed?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# MMMMIIINNNNDDDD PPIIIIIISSSSSSSS
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Awwwww
He is lovely. Dogs are so much better than kittens.

What's the point in having photoshop when animals do things like this
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
Orangs are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Hey you!
I did the ninja penguin thing in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I think I saw it,
did I not comment?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# err...
dunno.
It got spazzed out pritty quickly.

Yesterday got quite unfluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# After five?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that
is really rather good.
Now give him a suit!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
#
so that we can put a big willy where the cup should be
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Thanks for reminding me
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# orangutans are amazing
they row boats, wash clothes, loads of things
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# they are also
very very strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# My ex
saw a gorilla wanking in Borneo.
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Was that the film...
...or the play?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# The Book was better,
but not as good as the musical.
"Spank your own Monkey" is a brilliant song, sod what the critics said.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# You hum the tune
I'll play along.
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
'Gorillas wanking in the mist'
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I might just shop that....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# You don't get Gorillas in Borneo.,
I've been and what he saw was an orang-utan.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Oh well
I don't know, he distracted with a picture of him naked, climbing a tree.
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)
# my reply was funnier
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)
# like titanium
but not really
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I've adopted an Orang-utan. Hes called Etin.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)
# that's lovely
but at the same time I get the feeliong that that dog's hiding something.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Seconded.
Only a matter of time until somebody potatoslaps Elton John shagging it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# awww.
you have to now make him explode though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
bewootifly shopped woo yay!
have some kitty pr0n.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Lick it!
LICK IT HARD!!!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# phwoar!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Awwwww!
yay for kitty pr0n :o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# More
kitty pr0n!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Oooh a licking pussy!
Time for another ickle pea roast before I get on with this wr0k ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)
# oh
that is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I always
forget to use this woo yay, and all the rest. I think I may work on them for a bit....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# ruff!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Awww
the little doggy's hot.
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# hehe!
that's because it's:

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Hahah
I want one!
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# yayyyy
!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# yay!
lovely:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# erm
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# ...don't squeeze too hard!
(radical k Maker of stuff, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# is that morse code?
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# woo!
squeezy cheezy peas!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# At least they told us.
(buboboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Top punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# aaahh ha haha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# OK, cant sleep just yet...
(r!ddler, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Ok, I actually laughed.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# She deserved it. Cunt.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# That's her head.
And where you've been going wrong ;)
EDIT: Sorry, just saw your age. I meant where you will be going wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ummmm Thanks.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# No problem.
Though I am probably the last person you want to take sex tips from.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# ooh...
he's in Brighton too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# And?
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Means you're ripe for corrupting
;)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# She's in
Brighton.
You should watch it, she eats young men like you for breakfast.


Edit: see.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Who?
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Me
Would you like a Werthers Original?

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Why of coarse.....Wait!!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Dutchbird.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# :D
I laughed at that too much
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Hey Kids if you are going out partying tonight


Stay well away from these
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# 400K!
are you mad, sirrah?
(dognutz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# damn
changed it, now I look mad. *dribble*
(dognutz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
Pike! My childhood fear!!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# How
odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah when i was little...
i was watching animals of farthing wood and a pike attacks the mole and the toad. Sccared the hell outta me!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# they are
vicious little buggers with nasty teeth
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# The Animals of Farthing Wood,
now there was tv gem.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Pike Es?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# groan
woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# ARRGH!
the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# oops
rectified now
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Posting a bmp
Its that kind of radical thinking that we need around here! Down with gifs!
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Piggums

Been trying out the potatoshop tutorial EvS posted here

#1 MooCow here
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Splendid,
I demand you paint...um...Christopher Biggins next!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# i
saw a tv program where he played himself getting kidnapped by a load of female prisoners who lived in a greenhouse... or something.
It was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# you saddo
that was weeks ago

:D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# That was
Bad Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# It's class that
I see mysaelf as an Yvonne Atkins figure. You and thebear can be the Julies if you like.
"cheers julies"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# I don't watch it,
But you do, saddo.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# pfft
and proud of it. It's so shit it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# see
it's me:
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Precisely what had you taken
to get into this state?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Wow!
That's jolly good!

He seems to be missing a spong and fez though!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# That's ever so silly.
A vow of silence? How interesting. Tell me about it.

/percy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Does he have a sign for ever accation?
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# he's got a marker and a cloth
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# He looks like
the bloke who played Luke Skywalker
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# *giggle*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# hahahah
you silly man!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# I can't believe that the Lord would be pleased that
one of his Monks was getting pleasure from silence. Silence, as we all know, was given to us directly from God, and it is to be endured and not enjoyed.

(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# fruitloop!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)
# I hear they've cluned a horse...


g'morning all

get me to a punnery
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# where's
my comedy trombone?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# I want to say in some
Comedy trousers.

But people will start ignoring me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Wear them
wear them. Screw the nutters who don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# WAAaooooowaAA.
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# ummm
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# I second that.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# /does wind sfx
.....
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# don't you like it ?
sniff...
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# but we still love you.
/fluffy.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Completely and totally un-shopped Punnage......
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Golf sail?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# that
is brain-numbingly clever.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# get your coat
young man!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# you forgot 'unfunny' and 'unoriginal' too
oops... must think fluffy thoughts etc...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Oi Travis, leave Edmunds alone !!!


The Hairy Cornflake thought rubbing Noels belly would bring him luck !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong and yet so right
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)
# hello bottom
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# *parp*
thought you might like a fresh breeze...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Oh...for gods sake...
I've bloody forgotten again!!!!
Sorry mate. I am crap.
and I haven't rung you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Ring him
ring him.


*dirty giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# You should watch it lassy
I may ring you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# my virtue!
my precious virtue!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
#


















*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Sorry,
sorry.
I give you full permission to Spong me with Melody spoons when next we meet.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# can I watch?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# You may
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# EDmunds has a face on his ass.
'Nuff said.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# truly terrifying.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Dammit
those are good.
The faces are spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Coming from you...
I take that as high praise indeed !
eyethankewe...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# that
is fucking sick.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)
# that's really
quite disturbing!

morning all. is splorp still lurking?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Yup
:-)
/lurks in shadows
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# ello, how do?
you at work today? oCo should be arriving any minute, and i might have to leave him to be entertained by b3tans when i go to work this afternoon. there may be some sort of mini gathering on the cards...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# I'm horifically busy
at work all day today. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# boo!
oh well, if you fancy doing anything this evening, give spacey or 'clectech a shout...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Isn't there
something happening at the Peartree this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# is there?
wasn't aware of anything...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Flibz
says there is. Have the two nights been combined then into one mega-bash tommorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# would
you like to check your dates, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# It says
Edinburgh- Pear Tree - 09 Aug 2003 - 8.00
and
Edinburgh - The Festival - 10 Aug 2003

Have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# yes
what date is it today? :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Uhm...
Oh... Yeah... I just assumed that two bashes in a row would be Friday and Saturday nights, not Saturday and Sunday nights. Oh, well I'll have to cancel going to the Pear Tree and go out with my friends, who by wild coincidence are going to the Pear Tree... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# :)
i don't even know what's supposed to be happening on sunday. i'm leaving it to spacey to sort that one out...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Sounds like a good plan
See you at the bash *tommorrow* then...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# In Stevenage?
Can I come?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Yay!
See you there.

No, not in Stevenage...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Boo
Another night alone in for me...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Hitch hike
to Edinburgh. Simple. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# that's brilliantly done
but it frightens me
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's wonderful! Edmonds is making a comeback I've heard.
please, think of the children!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# He is,
he has replaced Johnny (get well soon) Walker on Radio Two in the afternoons.
He's not too bad...please no-one kill me now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Edmunds is a lot better on telly.
You can look deep into his eyes, and see that he has no soul.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# he can't be any worse than he is onthe radio at the moment
so smug, so self-satisfied. ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# He is a little bit
but then, he always has been.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# just because he's not on telly any more
doesn't mean he can't still say 'ntv..go' and watch you in your living room. (or bathroom if there is a telly there)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# I know.
it's exciting in a naughty way, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Shut it,
MOFO, you've seen the trouble I can cause.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# yay!:)
that is woo!

(morning all - Its Friday, lets batten down the hatches, and wait for the trolls and the 12 year olds to attack!!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# nice beard action
edmonds really does look to be on the brink of vinegar strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# one of my favourite expressions
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Dr
einstein could you...ohh ...caught you drawing tits again have I ....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# hahahaha
class

especially the the e=mchammer
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Class skills - ace!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)
# n0rks and p3nis?
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


damnation
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I can
dig it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Can you?
Seriously?

Edit: Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# look at his shovel
of course he can
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# in that case,
I've a hole I need digging in my garden. 50p an hour and all the tomatoes you can eat. cheers
edit:
oh, and seeing as it seems to be all the rage these days can I just say "Your all cunts."

Thanks.

DISCLAIMER: this post may not necessarily be true
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)
# It's got a good solid looking shaft
Hasn't been used much though, the end is still very shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)
# would you say that the end has been
thoroughly polished?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# he may be able to
but the next question is...

can i kick it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Yes you can!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)
# can i KICK it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# YES YOU CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Well I'm GONE.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)
# gonnnnne
theeen
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Great expression!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Thats funny!
I love the 'hammer' after MC!
(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# heh heh heh
aah that made me chuckle, even tho i'm facing the prospect of a day in the office with no air con
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Signs rule!
(radical k Maker of stuff, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# not 'af
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# First time funny
Fifteenth time painful

This is a first time, so woo!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# If only they had those signs on the metal ones.
My bottoms still owie.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# .
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery | Large version |
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Topical.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# hahahaha
Luvverly!

MOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRNNNNIIIIIIIIINNNNGG!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# ha
What happens when Europe finally pulls the plug on tobacco advertising in F1 then? THat's what I'm wondering
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# hopefully
people will stop smoking
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Avast ye!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# yarr
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# yeah, right
and I'm the Queen of France...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Good Morning,
Your Majesty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Maybe
Yoghurt manufacturers will take up where the Cancer pedlers left off.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Yum... 20 Muller Lights please
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Just
think how healthy everyone would be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)
# the muller factory in the UK
is in a backwards inbred town near wales...

*100% Fact* (honestly)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Who cares,
they make the best yoghurt EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Ferrari...
...sponsored by 'Toilet Duck' isn't quite as glamorous.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# atleast toile duck
wont kill you
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# You ever....
....tried drinking it?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# from an After Shock bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Will
if you drink enough
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# yes it will
if you drink enough
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# unless
it's marketed as an alcopop for the kids..
(radja, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Have you ever tried it?

Obviously not though as you are still with us.
Never underestimate the power of the Toilet Duck! Never!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# It will if
you use it to clean your camelback then go riding for six hours in the desert. Bloody yuck, and now I'm dead, and it's all that damn duck's fault.
(clutch puppy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# unless you mistake it for
after shock
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# The Fools!
'They were joined there by two staff members, who in an attempt to discover what the men had drank, downed the anti-freeze themselves.'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)
# useful if you miss last orders though
"the only antidote to the poison was drinking high strength alcohol such as vodka or whisky."
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# TJ - Congrats to the Twister
playing Heather McCartney creator (i can't remember who...)

It's gone viral and i've just received it....entitled "It shouldn't be allowed". Preferred the original "Heather always wins" punnage to be fair :o)
(Paul Smenis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# But then again....
Farrari sponsored by little white sticks of drugs which give you cancer isn't that good either.

(I think Tobaco is a drug)
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Nicotine is a drug
tobacco contains nicotine.
and it's really quite harmless, except they stick tar in it (stupid cunts)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Oooh
Quick and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha nice work!
morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Stoning of the L4m3rZ


/unfluffy
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# every time I see your name
I keep singing Van Morrison...


...brown girl indole ring....
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# That was Boney M
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# did you say boney M?


Van Morrison recorded "brown eyed girl" which is a whole other joke
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Ahhhhh
I assumed he was referring to 'Brown Girl in the ring'. Which I shopped once but can't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# it is boney M
Boney M -"brown girl in the ring" was the b-side to "marys boy child" (geeeeeeeeekk) and van morrison recorded "brown Eyed girl"

(perhaps he also did a cover of brown girl in the ring, i can picture it now)

oh dear, an idea for another goatse tribute has popped into my head, make it stop
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Yes,
I'm stupid.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Boney M, eh?
Yarr yarr Rasputin!


/repost
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# it was
brown ring on the nose tralalalala
shizen on the I suppose tralalalalala

(I suppose is rhyming slang for nose)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# can i just jump in here
and ask if we were hacked by the 733t hax0r yesterday after all?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# What happend
with that little cnut?
(The Mysterious 5.0, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# some naughty bean
posted his email address and he may have been signed up for several dozen porn newsletters
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# what happened full stop I was out all day????
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# did anyone
happen to see him also post his ip...it was immediately removed by him or a mod. It was a high speed manouver which leads me to believe it was him posting and deleting...

/that's if anyone is bothered
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)
# MORE
LIKE THIS!

PS: Sorry. I band the wagon earlier and I would like to pub3talicly apologise. I don't know what got into me. Unless it was those three pints at lunch.
(clutch puppy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# One for the b3ta FAQ page?


OK, now its bedtime. P.S. - Love this site!!! Been a lurker for too long. =)
(r!ddler, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# read that as free otter.
and got all excited... right, i'm off to do something useful with my day rather than hang around an internet message board with a load of cunts and their pedantic rules and hatred of bandwagons. bye all :)
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Did you just
call me a slut?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# take the advice of that post right above,
and why not learn to let sleeping does lie.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Mainly
because its funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# it's a long time ago...
i've forgiven and forgotten, and to quote mr t, i pity the foo who cant. like you.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# You see,
the thing is, that phrase has become more than the incident and should in way be taken personally.
Like I said, funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# aw,
go get a life, you prick. bye everyone else.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# OOOooOOOohh.
Honestly, I was only playing about, there's really no need to get quite so stressed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# yes there is.
cunts like you.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# No,
there's not.
I worry that you can't spot a joke from a serious insult.
It obviously still bothers you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# i can spot the difference.
it's when you keep going on and on about something which obviously isn't a joke to someone that the line becomes blurred.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Had I realised
that it still fucked you off I wouldn't have written it.
It was only meant as a joke, no malice or harm was intended, honestly.

Although when you typed right, i'm off to do something useful with my day rather than hang around an internet message board with a load of cunts and their pedantic rules and hatred of bandwagons. bye all :) , what did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Frankly
I'm insulted. I'm no cunt, not like Baz anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# As Chubby Brown once muttered...
"You are what you eat...so you're right I AM a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Monsieur Mange Tout
is an aeroplane, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Ow!
Swearing makes my ears bleed!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# sad sad sad
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# BEST POST EVER
seeing as we are personally insulting people, i thought i'd have a go. there are about 10 people on this board i like, so apologies to flanflinger, munkton, jiva, dr phil, tomsk, pickle and co, freshlegs, workboresme and anyone else i've forgotten, but it's come to my attention that a lot of people on this board are cunts. all you care about is trying to be part of a community because you probably havent got any real friends, and spend all time making photoshopped pictures which we are meant to go "woo yay" to, even tho about 95% of them are shit. you go on and on about threadjacks and threadwastes, where the place would flow so much better and everyone to be happier if these phrases never existed. you moan about having to "work" even though you've never done a hard days graft in your life and sit on the internet all day simply cos you've got a fucking degree. you are not clever people like you think you are. knowing all about the latest lap tops and divx's (thanks to those who helped me earlier on this subject before things kicked off by the way) does not make you intelligent. it is far less intelligent that someone with opinions. anyway. i'm going. dont know if i'll bother coming back or if i'll be welcome, but i hope to meet those i like someday and i've had some good times here. goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# I thought you liked me.
I shall go and cry now.

Oh and Happy Birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Bah.
You won't all be this nice to me when it IS my birthday, will you? No. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I will be.
You won't get no presents.
And I promise never to call you a cunt again.

Do you know how close I was to typing "You cunt" on the end of that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's fantastic.
especially: "it is far less intelligent that someone with opinions."
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Does that mean
all the Daily Mail writers are really clever?
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)
# of course
they have brains the size of a plant.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I think you mean
"plankton".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# The thing with
plankton is its small, it gets everywhere and there's too much of it.
So yes, that sounds just like your average Daily Mail reader.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Aren't plankton
one of the most useful things in the world though?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Only
cos lots of things eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# solution?
Eat more Daily Mail readers.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I once read that it is supposed to be mostly
written by journalism graduates - who have to write in that style for the sake of a job -writing to appease to target audience, rather than it being their own actual beliefs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Oh well
It's true though. I don't have any real friends.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Me neither
But what the hell, I'm a cunt anyway.
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Awwww
but lots of internet spongs with fictional jobs and no love life like you!

And a fair few who do have love lives, I imagine :)
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Eh??
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Not me though.
I've never met you :)
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Hehehehe
I read that as 'like you' meaning resembling me rather than being fond of me. Which i though was a bit harsh. All is clear now thanks. :D

If you met me you probably wouldn't like me too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Sorry,
should've used a bit more punctuation :)
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)
# happy unbirthday
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:20, archived)
# UM....
If its so bad then why are you here? And i'm still in school so i cant get a proper job yet as is the case with many people here!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# watch it you.
There's no need to be rude
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# i hoped in my few months absence the place would have changed.
but obviously not. it's still obviously ok to insult someone then make them out to be the petty stupid one. i dunno, maybe it's cos you are all jealous i have a life and a girlf and aren't totally obsessed with b3ta. maybe it's cos i can't use photoshop. who knows.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# girlf?
Is that like some sort of Scandinavian golf? Bork bork bork.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# ......
"you are all jealous i have a life and a girlf "

dang, i've been found out
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# I'll see your Girlf
and raise you a wife, a baby on the way, a good salary and a big cock.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)
# *snort*
*giggle*
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Heh,
If you call me a big cock again I'll kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Big cock!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Right.
*Loads steam powered heat seeking fuck gun with great big bullets of death*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I see your big cock....
...oh hang on a minute...thats not right...
(The Mysterious 5.0, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)
# that's some
lurkage there.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
His email address is a bit misleading.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I'm sorry
I may have missed something but how did bovine insult you?
And of course we are all jealous because we all know so much about you. Especially your lovely girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I have many friends...
some of which are girls. Ya antisocile basturd.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Pssssstt
Its anti-social
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Thanks...
(i'm a bit dyslecsick) well as you can tell.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)
# In that case,
I gorfive you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Arf!
(snigger)
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)
# I too pity the foo who can't like bovine
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# I three
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# I five
Can I back likeing myself?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# you can do anything
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Hooray for Bovine!
He/She/Its cool!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)
# See,
I can upset someone, accidently take the piss out of a dyslexic and I still rock!

(he)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# You did what now?
ok he
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# sleeping does?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# sleeping dog does?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# No!
He can't leave into the real world! Its too real and depressing!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# informal
yet informative
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# eh wha??
Am I missing something here? Whats all the fuss about? did I do something wrong???
(r!ddler, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# No,
it's just me casueing trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Not at all
We just often chat on existing threads rather than starting new ones.

It's been a bad couple of days on the board. Usually it's much friendlier. Stick around, it will probably return to normal.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I think
its the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)
# more crap
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Its going to
be one of those days, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:59, archived)
#
One of those days? Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Yes,
those days.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
#
Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# just
what I needed
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# is
that like strange days....only much better ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Strangedays
here we come...
(clutch puppy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# No,
strange days are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# yes
will this bandwagon never die.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
# No
And it pains me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Yes.
I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Nah
It'll be one of these days
*shows glittering display of days*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# OOOooohhh,
I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# yours for a tenner
pet
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# I'm a bit
finacially embarassed at the moment...couldn't we come to some sort of...arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# seeing as it's you
I'm sure we can think of some way round this awkward situation.
Show us your ankle and it's yours
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# As you wish.
*lifts trouser leg*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# cor
so shapely! Here you are love, I'll wrap your day up in some crinkly wrapping paper as an extra treat.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Ribbon?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Go on then,
you've twisted my arm.
*twirls ribbon*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Ooooooh.
Shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Polished them specially
I did
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Oh oh oh
Can I have Thursday please? I've always liked Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# £20 and I'll throw in Tuesday afternoon
as a gift for a special customer
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Hmmmm
OK, do you do home delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# 'fraid not
you'll have to strap 'em to the top of your car.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Taking Polly to the vet was a chore
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:57, archived)
#
Animate it pooping.

I command thee !
(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)
# someone else can have that...
paint doesnt animate very well
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)
# I would....
...but it hurts when I pee.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:59, archived)
# More of a request really...

Oh go on, you know you can hear the hornpipe already!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# No, I can hear the HONK pipe.
*HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!* *HONK!*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# *PPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPPpppppppppppppp*
*toot*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Phweep!
Panowie...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:59, archived)
# parp!
parp!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# no
you know when international talk like a pirate day is, and it's not that long to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)
# It's not pirate day yet is it?
Ask Dutchbird. She is the official keeper of the B3tan pirate diary.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Sept 19th
or thereabouts i think
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:57, archived)
# 41 days
me hearties!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Wait for it
!
(yarr)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr
me harties i can hardly wait!
Yarrrr i'll have to dig up Polly.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# YARRR!!!!
Shiver me timbers!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Whilst no doubt piratesque...
...that was not a particularly helpful answer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Have you ever known me to be helpful?
My under-secretary Mr Ring there provided you with the answer you needed.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Fair point!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# International...
...talk like a pirate day is September 19th
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
# avarrrst that be too long to wait!
*shivers timbers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Arrrrrrrr
On pirate day thar be much lootin and timber shivering!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)

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