Yay! No more racism!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 20:30,
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I for one am pleased to learn that not only is there no racism
but that we are a model on which other countries should base themselves.
We’re the best country. Just the greatest. All the other countries say so, except Franceland. They’re jealous of how great everyone thinks we are though. So sad.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 21:24,
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There is no racism in the UK
We are better at this than anyone else: they're all beastly savages
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 23:03,
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Yep, absolutely nothing to see here
no institutionalized racism in Britain whatsoever
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 0:35,
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'migrants: how many more can we take', '4 out of 5 migrants aren't syrians', 'fury over plot...' 'we're from europe-let us in' are the duplicated front pages in this puzzle.
Now what do I win?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 15:11,
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I wonder why Boris Johnson choose Dr (Honorary Doctorate) Tony Sewell to do this "independant research"?
from wikipedia: ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Sewell )
In 2010, Sewell wrote an article in Prospect magazine in which he argued that "much of the supposed evidence of institutional racism is flimsy".[12] Speaking in July 2020, Sewell explained that he did believe that "racism exists in structures", but added: "I do think some of the disparities there may not have origins in race. They could be rooted in class, different geographies, or different powers".[2]
In July 2020, The Guardian revealed that in 1990 Sewell published a column in the Voice newspaper in which he said:
We heterosexual are sick and tired of tortured queens playing hide and seek around their closets. Homosexuals are the greatest queer-bashers around. No other group of people are so preoccupied with making their own sexuality look dirty.
In response to The Guardian's story, Sewell apologised and said that his comments were “wrong and offensive”.[13]
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Tory has tory views SHOCKER! Hold the front page!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 15:19,
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Looks like we're gonna need it if this weather holds up
over the bank holiday
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:16,
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We?
/links denizens having sex? With other people?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 10:47,
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quite a lot of the hardcore virgins left after the brexit vote
Make of that what you will
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We as in the human race
present company excepted
www.facebook.com/watch/?v=288667045983282
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 11:57,
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Quite, other people are exactly that, other.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 16:20,
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I put the Lights on it! this is taking almost as long as Binky
I made this!
No Lasers yet... still stuck in the Suez canal!!
She's starting to come together though, gun weathering, hull priming and lights, oh and Edd China.
Not in it but a plug for his new show.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:33,
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Come enjoy exciting Tokyo!
Wait for it.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 22:48,
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ahhh the days when we were allowed out :(
bewbs! weyhey
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:13,
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Hasn't changed a bit
since I was there in '96
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:40,
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No changes have taken place in Tokyo since 1996, is that what you’re saying?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 20:12,
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It's true. It was completely abandoned after Godzilla attacked.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 10:32,
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Hunter S. Thompson's looking well
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 16:13,
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Walrus
Contains a pinipped form of ROFPMSL
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:10,
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Where do I sign up?
A life of releasing trapped wind, sleeping and a bit of swimming. I'm two down so almost there.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:32,
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I want a release valve fitted.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:46,
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Manufacturing machine Tuesday
Today's machine
FAGS
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 17:53,
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Seems a lot of manual faff with the
tobacco at the beginning. I see this is the upgreated version. The not-so-great one probably had you hand stuffing the papers too.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:34,
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I imagine it must be for making counterfeit fags, primarily.
Look at all the comments looking to buy one, they're not from Benson & Hedges.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:53,
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Or for making special own blend cigarettes.
Some of the specialist tobacco shops have their own machines.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 5:37,
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Upgreated: the greatness has gone up!
I reckon you could get a couple of hamsters to do that first bit with the tobacco for free in half the time.
And the hamster shit would just add to the flavour.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:30,
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I used to
work in the place where they made those machines, decades ago, and it seems somewhere like that is where this video was recorded.
There are other machines which bolt on to the main 'stuffer' machine that prepare the tobacco and also pack the cigarettes into packets afterwards. Basically all the things he was doing by hand.
This looks like a function test for just the one part of the process.
We used to have boxes and boxes of test 'tobacco' for testing the machines which was nothing like real tobacco except in look and texture. You wouldn't want to smoke it, but there was always someone new who would take some home then regret it.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 10:11,
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Interesting look in to the Beeple NFT crypto art thing
“NFTs are entirely for the benefit of the crypto grifters,” he said. “The only purpose the artists serve is as aspiring suckers to pump the concept of crypto — and, of course, to buy cryptocurrency to pay for ‘minting’ NFTs.”
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:43,
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It does seem entirely plausible it’s a scam of some sort.
If something looks too good to be true....
Might be worth experimenting with, but don’t risk anything you can’t afford to lose.
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This is what lawyers call 'The Idiot Defense'
Woman accused of running over a child says she was trying to run someone else over at the time.
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For a moment I thought they guy's name was Thomas McCaine
but that would be silly. Still, this all looks very northern to me.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:10,
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To be fair,
it is really annoying when people forget to put stuff back in the freezer.
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"Used chips"
I'm really struggling with that - what are chips used for if not eating?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:19,
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Putting up your bum bum
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:58,
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Will it be mushrooms, Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and see.
Hope it's not used chips, used chips,
We o-ope it's not used chips, used chips..
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:36,
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South Ayrshire golf club owner banned from twitter
unveils new website
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:13,
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At about 11:30 last night I remembered that the USA had a president, and it was Joe Biden. And it was a good feeling, because after five years of hearing about him every bloody day, I had literally forgotten about Trump.
Wouldn't it be great if everyone forgot about him?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:17,
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some of the pages on there are pitiful.
the guy just craves attention (but only if there are enough people there plus the press)
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:34,
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It's getting sad, he crashed a wedding
edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/03/29/trump-wedding-video-election-ebof-vpx.cnn/video/playlists/this-week-in-politics/
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:54,
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To be fair though
every single president of the United States has been an absolute fucking loonball.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:24,
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Huge levels of narcissism are part of the qualifications.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:32,
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if covid couldnt kill him...surely he must be close to his natural end by now
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:17,
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He bounced out of hospital two days later, boasting of preternatural resilience.
He did not have covid, it was a poorly thought-out PR excercise.
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I'm tempted to fill in a request of attendance for my 5 year olds birthday party
do you think he can keep control of twenty 5 year olds, whacked off their tits on jelly sweets, Whatsits, ice cream and cherryade. I hope he comes with that comedy hair and his magician's assistant
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Now kids, let Donny The Clown show you how a tantrum’s REALLY done
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:54,
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Oh no, the horror of children.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:44,
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Heaven forfend that we all suddenly apply for him to attend something.
Like the opening of a toilet or a school panto. That would be a very childish thing to do.
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i know what you mean
i saw this story in the news, but it didn't interest me that much. I expect he'll be doing things like this for a while, but it doesn't matter that much because he's not the president. And I reckon age was already taking it's toll on him, and that's just going to speed up as he's not kept himself healthy. he'll fade away and just become some anecdote we tell to incredulous youngsters, like the elderly talking about the depression years
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:33,
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Telephone and rubber band
There was a charming little almost forgotten australian film, Malcolm, in the 80s, that had this and their slightly better known Music for a Found Harmonium on its soundtrack. They've cropped up on quite a few films and tv since then, and I was showing the kids napoleon dynamite last night and there it was again
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:39,
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possibly more famous from spacehog sampling it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsGRCf8T9Y
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:45,
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A long, long time ago
User Bela Lugosi’s Dad did “Music for a found 303” on emulated synths, that I used as a soundtrack to a video. I’ll try to dig it out if I have a copy but any links are long, long dead unfortunately.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:02,
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Hey, I remember that...
Doesn't he build a car that splits into two motorbikes with a steering wheel that pops out of the glove box?
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that's the one
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:34,
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Was also used for an annoying early mobile phone ad in the 2000s
(thankfully it didn't really work for them as I've forgotten who used it)
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:32,
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It's been quite a while since I've listened to some PCO.
I'll check out the film.
Edit: Cute film, although I now need to rewatch Bad Boy Bubby...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:41,
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goodness! I was revisiting this last week, also found harmonium as well.
yes I've got to track down Malcolm, it is almost forgotten and doesn't deserve that fate. Colin Friels wasn't it?
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I used to have this for my ring tone
But people kept saying it was from some fucking advert, which was depressing
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Phew! I'm glad they got that sorted out.
Slow news day in Derbyshire.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 11:32,
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Why do they have digital road signs?
What information it is imparting that is likely to change regularly? Does the Registry Office work from home on a Tuesday?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 11:55,
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it's a tory plot to lurch the country to the right
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:19,
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Ryan Gosling plays the X-Men theme
I made this!
Dumb little mashup.
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Imaginary Friends Reunited
I made this!
I asked people about their childhood imaginary friends then brought them back in their own social network, including the weird & creepy ones...
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malevole, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:28,
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Yay!
Mr Pineapple made the cut!
There's something about Uncle Bin that is by turns sad and hilarious.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 11:17,
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I'm also rather taken by the idea of having Tears for Fears as imaginary friends.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:26,
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Don't let the tabloids know about TfF taking it in turns to sleep in a 6-year-old's bed
Them being imaginary isn't something that would normally stop the gutter press from publishing.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 17:03,
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i dig the premise
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:15,
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8 minute drum solo?
Nah, but I'll listen to it a bit (again).
8 minutes later, fuck me it was as good as I remember.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:07,
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Oh dear...
...that's gorgeous.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:55,
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200-500L yogurt making machine
Yogurt production line is to turn the milk or milk powder into yogurt. It is composed of several tanks including a storage tank, refrigeration tank, preheating tank, homogenizer, pasteurizer tank, and fermentation tank. Finally, the finished yogurt is packed into the cup by a filling machine. The capacity of this yogurt processing line ranges from 200L-500L, and we can customize it for you according to your need. With reasonable price and automatic operation, Taizy yogurt making machine is widely applied to dairy processing industries, beverage plant, and yogurt shops, etc.
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said the seamstress to the vicar
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:16,
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im still trying to work out if these machine links are spam or some dedicated niche trolling
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:14,
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/links must be on a list of boards frequented by Luddites who still mix their own probiotics by hand
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:18,
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I don't know about you, but my life hasn't been the same since my mango dryer arrived.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:25,
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My Taiyaki stuffing cake machine is still stuck in the Suez
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:41,
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There's some very odd niche spam on /calendar
which has gone unnoticed because I guess all the mods forgot it exists.
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But then I'll need a machine that makes 15 tonnes of granola as well.
And an enormous bowl.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:07,
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Yay! Manufacturing machine Tuesday!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:55,
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Feeling down? This compilation of marriage proposal rejections might cheer you up
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 22:21,
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Fucking hell, the Ellen one was brutal
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 23:48,
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Apparently it was staged
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 0:37,
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Couldn't they have staged a less awful shift to the next segment on the show?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:16,
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Pulling that shit, I'm not surprised, bit coercive or just dumb.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 23:59,
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yeah, you'd probably want to sound them out about it first
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 0:04,
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Yeahp
Anyone who puts their significant other on the spot like that, in front of thousands of people, totally deserves it going south.
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There should be a marriage proposal rejection service by skywriting. A whole fleet on standby trained to smoke trail "Fuck no!"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 5:27,
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