Requirements for Hell!
Competition time - how many do you meet?
me: 9
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claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:25,
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12
dum di dum
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:29,
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Nine for me as well
and i'm not a lesbian
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:29,
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It's an American thing
Sports, particularly American football, take place on Sunday, which some religious types have a problem with.
Incidentally, it's still illegal to play football on Sunday in Northern Ireland.
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thats because they're heathans
/catholic blog
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:25,
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yur
12 too. I'll get the kettle on...
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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:17,
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13 here too
how about we form a club?
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:05,
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I love how just under Masturbators
it says Hypocrites.
Well, you know the saying; 98% of men masturbate, 2% lie.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:58, Reply)
^this.
anyone who says they havn't touched thy ham is a complete bullshitter
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Why are lesbians and homosexuals two separate items?
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Bob Todd whee, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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"watching" and "being" certainly should be seperate
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claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:59,
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These people
frequent our college campuses over here. "I'm with stupid" signs ensue!
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notch up 9 for me
I had to do a double-take on the 6th one down on the left, I thought it said Monkey Lovers, otherwise I'd have 10
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ah.. I remember that from 3 years ago... coz I did this
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:18,
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14
lucky I fall under the atheist category then.
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Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:07,
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15
most people score about that if they've lived a bit and are honest with themselves.. right?.. right??
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:21,
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Newsreader tries not to lose it after video fucks up
Damn this is funny.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:19,
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probably the best video ever
its just beautiful and the song is great aswell watch all the way through it just gets better
the song is Wax Stag - Short Road
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This is a truly beautiful thing.
Thanks for sharing :D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:31,
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i some times wish
there was a 'i really really like this' button as i would be clicking it alot. looks like the world seen through a hippys eyes when hes consumed a mushroom pie! very good find buddy!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:56,
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there's a rainbow goatse at 1:05
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:26,
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i've never seen a better reason to start taking recreational drugs in my life
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:21,
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lol internet
The video of the phenomenon sweeping /board recently
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ClanSoul, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:56,
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I kinda prefer the flash (http://www.silentwulf.com/flash/lolinternet.swf)
It's all a bit more confusing.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:29,
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I don't speak German
so I think I'm missing some of the jokes in the video. I mean I get a few, and I think I get others.
For example, under 'think I get' is the message subject 'Du bist keine Frau!!!' which I think means 'you're not a woman!!!' which is great, as it's pretty much the entire point of the song. So the video sets itself up before hand, but uh... we the Anglophones don't get it.
So instead of it merely being a song about someone who meets a man who he thought was a woman it seems to be about how the entire thing is infested with men for this guy, but he still doesn't get it... though that's just a minor point. Dammit, I want to know more of the jokes!
*click*
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Some Rally crash in Ireland.
Yes I know you expected more but I posted the vid because the audio reminds me of a Gypo wedding.
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Oh dear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ELjyTZaSs&mode=related&search=
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Ibstock, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:28,
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biggest anti climax ever!
fact
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:13,
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Trauma-Rama
So this guy walks into court and says, "Hey Mrs Judge Lady, remember that one time in college when you got drunk and blew me? What? Oh well, I guess it's on record now."
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 7:31,
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Just because......
It Don't mean a Thing - Fitzgerald Ella/Peterson 1958
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:57,
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that is very good
ace way to end eveing! cheers bud :D
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 1:29,
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Never really got into Ella
Billy Holiday however, is amazing.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:47,
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Laser Graffiti
This is in short how it works: a camera and laptop running the Laser Tag software track the laser movements generated on the face of a building, these generate graphics based on the laser’s position which then get projected back onto the building with a high power projector.
Think its GC but it was like over half a year ago and pretty amazing...
I wish i could have a go though....although my graffiti skills normally just consist of drawing cocks on peoples property =D
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That's cocking ace
It would be the most fun ever to have one of those.
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^this^
Am I the only one who finds that they have seen the whole newsletter the previous week? I spend way too much time on here.
Sometimes I think I;ve seen everything then sometimes someone posts a so called GC link and I discover something new to me.
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PhoenixBlend, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 1:31,
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it's made by
the fine folks over at GRL
this is something they did, which is one of my favorite things of all time. I'm going to do this soon, actually.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 1:36,
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Fluff of the day
Its a little baby woolly monkey. I have to have one!!!!
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:47,
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hmm.
Stripper Spanks Teen In Surprise Blunder
Updated:10:59, Thursday November 08, 2007
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WHO. THE FUCK. CARES?
I hadn't seen. I was not reading news site 807 on November 8, 2007. I thought it was funny.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:25,
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Although I would have prefered the gorillagram
and it makes me a little sad that this kid's gorillagam didn't happen.
Partly for the reception the gorilla guy got at his wrong address.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:34,
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I just like the ad that popped up in the article...
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:53,
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Bob Dylan: "No Direction, Period"
Glassco.cx for some reason stopped working so I can't tell if this has been posted yet
This in-depth video uses interviews and unearthed footage to show the legendary music man's prolific songwriting ability, to a point unrealized by most of the public...
(can't remember how to cancel the embedding, you'll have to click the link to go to YouTube)
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:36,
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this needs a reply
for it is humorfull and clicktastic
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 1:58,
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No idea how old this is
But a bit of Shat always goes down well on here.
Worth it if only for the last line
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:14,
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Fast Show - Unexploded Bomb
Classic!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:47,
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hahahaha!
I think thats my favourite one of those "fancy a pint" sketches
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^pffft^
I have a friend who asks people to tell jokes with the request... "tell that one where it's a man all along!?"
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 23:17,
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I heard about monkey-poo coffee
but I guess they're doing it with Civet Cat Poo, now, too.
Mostly, this article is just great for the photo.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:42,
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Kids in a sweet shop
Chav kids, that is, setting fire to the bastard
Worth watching for the shop assistant / fire extinguisher alone.
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Ibstock, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:23,
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Bloody hell :D
I watched it with the volume down the first time though.
D'Oh!
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cinema
Looks like this guy got more than he wanted at the cinema
Lemme know if this has been posted before and I'll delete.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EG-LaLJZcc
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looks like a set-up to me
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strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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binocularsball
this is quite a nice little experiment, sorry if it's been posted previously, it just goes to show the results of a sport if played by people with absolutely no hand-eye co-ordination.
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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:48,
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Got several hearty bellows from me...especially that last kick
And was that presenter that guy that was that teacher in that film Battle Royale??
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:22,
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Yeah, it's 'Beat' Takeshi
On my first day in Japan I was talking to my supervisor about Japanese culture that I liked, and I talked about the highly moving and violent films of Takeshi Kitano. She pissed herself laughing, he's seen as a complete buffoon over there.
Imagine if Chris Evans started making serious films that become really popular in Asia and you've got a similar thing.
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Melly Chlistmas
love,
Big Broccoli Ocarina guy
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:36,
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Is that real?
If it is then bravo! If not then bravo anyways because he looks mental
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Apparently...
This guy has tons of veg-sruments
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:02,
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broccoli...
ocarina.
I never thought I'd see or use those two words together like that.
great stuff!
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Do you know Jack Schit?
It's the old internet chestnut done in flash
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:32,
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Yes i do
know Jack Schitt , he married Noe Schitt and had 6 children...
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:45,
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My amazing mate Daz - losing the battle against the dreaded beer monster.
I made this!
If anyone can actually work out what he's trying to say then please let me know asap because I think it has something to do with his kidneys. The best bit is at 57 secs in...
closely followed by Tank
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn80Nw5NiiQ
15 secs in is best
Tanky getting stripped outside Ethel Austins
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=alDqxv0CtkA
And finally... the vomit orgy
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x3pYhG9Berc
Welcome to Whitchurch
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:47, Reply)
The worst one
Shropshire. If you lived here you'd understand why the only thing to do is drink and fall over
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Because this page says links
and these are links of people I know generally being gimps. Sorry if you don't like it but others might... makes a change from Prince anyways (which is getting boring to be honest)
Infact, just checked your history and your links include you talking about 'rapesicles', your female chum on myspace trying to get noticed, a cackload of books that you've written, a stuffed hippo talking to a stuffed horse (made by you), you doing roughly the same thing again - but with a chicken, some improvisational 'comedy' featuring (you guessed it) you again and well, the list goes on and on doesn't it? Please - if you don't like it, don't comment. Also you could try reviewing your history first before slagging off someone else's observations on life. Ooh i feel all glowy inside now
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:17, Reply)
Indeed
whereas I am a sarcastic twat but I'm usually right. If not then I apologise. Bravo Mr. Edjogs
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:36, Reply)
Why the fuck shouldn't someone post links on this board
Its named Links for a good reason.
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Ah
but his links are better than mine because he's in them. I forgot to find out where he lives and include him in the general banter me and my mates tend to enjoy. That's if he's old enough to drink. Which he isn't.
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so they didn't find it funny, get over yourself.
No need for personal attacks now is it?
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Ibstock, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:56,
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depends.
why slag off a link in the first place? surely you're asking for trouble. infact...
"This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this". (Links board rules)"
The defence rests M'lud
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:00, Reply)
which part of 'why have you posted these?' consitutues a 'slagging off' exactly?
it appears to be a question - albeit a question which reads as a dislike of the link itself, but it isn't a direct slagging off or a personal attack on you.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:05,
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hahahaha, obligatory *your mum* comment here ;)
/followed by various references to bodily functions
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:31,
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I'm sure the gist is that basically
If you don't like it then don't say owt. You gotta agree on that. As for slagging you off back, maybe I shouldn't have - but your comment angered me and I spat my dummy again (3rd time this week). Please though, I don't mind sarcasm just don't drop a turd on my doorstep if you don't like my links. Ta
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*ahem* - I didn't make the initial comment if you look above, it was someone else
your 'sarcasm' to the poster of the reply was bordering on personal attack against him and his /links, which he didn't do to you.
Yes, it says in the FAQ if you don't like something then don't reply. However,
people will still do what they want. Last thing we need is people throwing toys out of prams
over what is/isn't said. Rise above it, move on, and concentrate on the positive comments you're getting.
You'll find getting 'arsey' on B3ta very rarely pays dividends. Psychadelic Warlord is still a relatively new member
as well, and he too has been on the receiving end of some shit over on /board.
Rise above it, and all will be fine :)
-and welcome aboard, new fella
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:41,
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Whoopsy
Sorry, I blindly went on a rampage and didn't even look at the name underneath the defence... I'm honestly sorry for that one! As for the (faithless) tard bit, well yes... I guess I am a tard in this instance. Thanks for the welcomes though and I seriously don't get the grumps unless provoked. Also, you must admit that a man being randomly stripped naked in the streets is quite funny!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:49, Reply)
no worries, just play it easy fella.
nice and steady, focus on the positive, and all will be well. You'll find that getting arsey encourages
most others to see how far they can push you in the winding up stages, so *deep breath* and relax :)
It's a good link, original to here, and thus most welcome. If you're unsure as to what may or may not get favourable comments or not, it pays to scroll back a bit, and have a look at the board over a few days/couple of weeks and see the sort of things posted up here.
No apology necessary fella :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:52,
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what he said^^
^Welcome on board chap.
If you are easily wound up though, i would stay on this board.
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Ibstock, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:55,
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hahaha, yes, and ignore /talk and /board altogether!
well said that man :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:57,
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Ta
apologies are needed though, because fair do's, i went at it like a peado in a playground back there. I've been told to steer clear of the /board bit by a few people because they said it was just non-stop slagging off on there
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not necessarily, the saem can be said for /talk
neither suffers fools/noobs gladly at times. As said, best to just watch the /board and /talk for a little while if unsure, post a few replies to other people's posts - giving them a 'woo yay' etc for their efforts and see what makes each one 'tick', then you'll have a fine idea of what goes on and can traverse any place on here without fear.
You're obviously pretty fluent in the FAQ, so you should be fine to have a dip in the waters on /board and /talk without fear :)
B3ta is a place for everyone, just don't expect everyone to always play by the guidelines - it happens :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:01,
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^ What Archie said
but with added "/talk really is for fucking gays though"
Also, in my experience you can get away with calling someone a twunt if you put ;)
at the end ;)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:06, Reply)
well said, you arse munching twunt *;)*
/and ^he's^ right about /talk, too
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:07,
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and over here...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:12,
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This would make one mighty chevron
but I'm being dragged off for a pint right as I speak. Aaaargh
Woe is me
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CHEVRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Links don't get these much..
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Ibstock, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:17,
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*squeezes in*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:20,
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no...
:P
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:26,
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Fucking get a room, n00bs.
;D
*huggles Archie*
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 2:59,
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Asking for trouble?!
It's no more trouble than clicking 'ignore this dick'.
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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 23:26,
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You probably had to be there...
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currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:20,
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