Wake Up Cat
Most have been posted before, although I don't remember seeing it, so I'm really sorry if I upset those that see this as a repeat.
It reminds me of the extreme measures Scooby (RIP) used to go through to wake us up bless him.
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Most have been posted before, although I don't remember seeing it, so I'm really sorry if I upset those that see this as a repeat.
It reminds me of the extreme measures Scooby (RIP) used to go through to wake us up bless him.
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i got this as an email the other day and never got round to
uploading it.. i love it watch this now..
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:12, Reply)
uploading it.. i love it watch this now..
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Manley says: the BT couple are getting saucier every year.
Seriously, what the fuck?
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Seriously, what the fuck?
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What's she doing?
She's flashing her bra, isn't she?
Well?
Isn't she?
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, Reply)
She's flashing her bra, isn't she?
Well?
Isn't she?
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, Reply)
You
Have a dirty mind. And you refer to yourself in the third person which is always worrying.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:50, Reply)
Have a dirty mind. And you refer to yourself in the third person which is always worrying.
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Manley says: Super URL!
Surfer dud has worked out the answer to, well, everything, I guess.
It's pretty too.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:05, Reply)
Surfer dud has worked out the answer to, well, everything, I guess.
It's pretty too.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:05, Reply)
WOOOOOOOSH!!!
...and that was the sound of an article going over my head. I felt like there was a big gap in the story....Do we not get a decent explanation of how is theory works? Or at least a summary fit for a lamen.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:14, Reply)
...and that was the sound of an article going over my head. I felt like there was a big gap in the story....Do we not get a decent explanation of how is theory works? Or at least a summary fit for a lamen.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:14, Reply)
Took me too long to work out what lamen meant.
You could research everything using Google, but the reality is 'Very complex - check the pretty image out though!' will have to suffice.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:16, Reply)
You could research everything using Google, but the reality is 'Very complex - check the pretty image out though!' will have to suffice.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:16, Reply)
[very interesting...
..most of the elements involved, E8 groups, Lie Algebra, etc...I've never heard of before.
Gives hope to me that we have enough access to info now that those of us who haven't chosen the academic career path might still be able to "have a go".
But the use Lie Algebra, might be a clue as to his his conjecture's truth value /jk ;?)
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..most of the elements involved, E8 groups, Lie Algebra, etc...I've never heard of before.
Gives hope to me that we have enough access to info now that those of us who haven't chosen the academic career path might still be able to "have a go".
But the use Lie Algebra, might be a clue as to his his conjecture's truth value /jk ;?)
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:49, Reply)
odd
cross-breed these with 'fainting' goats, and wait for the hilarious results
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cross-breed these with 'fainting' goats, and wait for the hilarious results
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Dangers of World of Warcraft
comic is a repurposed “Dangers of Alcoholism” comic from the 60s or 70s.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:24, Reply)
comic is a repurposed “Dangers of Alcoholism” comic from the 60s or 70s.
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PUN BATTLES!
Now I'm sure posting facebook groups is terribly frowned upon...
BUT, due to the puntastic nature of the b3ta board, I thought Pun Battles might appeal to many.
Basically a new challenge posted every Thursday (e.g "A Church Puts On A Fashion Show") and then brutal punning commences. Gets pretty cutthroat, in an incredibly nerdy way.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:12, Reply)
Now I'm sure posting facebook groups is terribly frowned upon...
BUT, due to the puntastic nature of the b3ta board, I thought Pun Battles might appeal to many.
Basically a new challenge posted every Thursday (e.g "A Church Puts On A Fashion Show") and then brutal punning commences. Gets pretty cutthroat, in an incredibly nerdy way.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:12, Reply)
Giant American Football Player
WTF? This is the first I've heard of it... does this make anyone excited about American Football?
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 8:46, Reply)
WTF? This is the first I've heard of it... does this make anyone excited about American Football?
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 8:46, Reply)
nope :(
American Football is all of the poo... Rugby with padding.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:31, Reply)
American Football is all of the poo... Rugby with padding.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:31, Reply)
I've played both and I thought American Football was a lot more fun.
But American Football has a lot higher injury statistics than Rugby
the "padding" is very hard on the outside, so when you hit an unprotected part of your body against it it really fucking hurts.
Plus you get the whole "invincible" feeling, which is more of a danger than anything else.
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But American Football has a lot higher injury statistics than Rugby
the "padding" is very hard on the outside, so when you hit an unprotected part of your body against it it really fucking hurts.
Plus you get the whole "invincible" feeling, which is more of a danger than anything else.
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Well, I clicked 'cos I wanted to see the big robot
and they barely showed it! :(
Is funny how the English chap reporting goes temporarily insane and pronounces 'Christian Slater' as 'Chrisdian Slader' in some kind of Hollywood-hypnotised mental mind meld, tho.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:10, Reply)
and they barely showed it! :(
Is funny how the English chap reporting goes temporarily insane and pronounces 'Christian Slater' as 'Chrisdian Slader' in some kind of Hollywood-hypnotised mental mind meld, tho.
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american football has so much razzamatazz
it's a shame that as a sport it sucks balls in the worse possible way
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:34, Reply)
it's a shame that as a sport it sucks balls in the worse possible way
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If it didn't suck balls
It wouldn't need the razzamattazz in the first place.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:03, Reply)
It wouldn't need the razzamattazz in the first place.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:03, Reply)
Good grief
That's awful, they can't be happy at all, far too many they would all go slowly insane.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:46, Reply)
That's awful, they can't be happy at all, far too many they would all go slowly insane.
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I can imagine the scene...
"aaaaaaw, puddy tat! puddy tat! oos-a-booboo-doodoo-den? widdle puddy taaAAARRRGGHHH!!!! THEY'RE GOING FOR MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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"aaaaaaw, puddy tat! puddy tat! oos-a-booboo-doodoo-den? widdle puddy taaAAARRRGGHHH!!!! THEY'RE GOING FOR MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:52, Reply)
You just know
they're all going to eat her when she dies, then invade the adjoining apartments like some rabid cat army.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:55, Reply)
they're all going to eat her when she dies, then invade the adjoining apartments like some rabid cat army.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:55, Reply)
Crivens!
Still, they all look healthy. I wonder what the litter tray looks like?
Yes, I agree, they will eat her eventually.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:52, Reply)
Still, they all look healthy. I wonder what the litter tray looks like?
Yes, I agree, they will eat her eventually.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:52, Reply)
Loser. Winner.
I made this!
Based on a short story I could never be arsed to write. Worryingly autobiographical. A silly film about gambling. Could do with a re-edit, but I've been up for 26 hours. Needs the sound on.
Ta.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 4:23, Reply)
Based on a short story I could never be arsed to write. Worryingly autobiographical. A silly film about gambling. Could do with a re-edit, but I've been up for 26 hours. Needs the sound on.
Ta.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 4:23, Reply)
Thanks.
Window's Movie Maker is a bit of a pig at times, as is my antique PC, so anything that comes out vaguely coherant is pleasing.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:04, Reply)
Window's Movie Maker is a bit of a pig at times, as is my antique PC, so anything that comes out vaguely coherant is pleasing.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:04, Reply)
Nah, not that much.
But over the years I've pissed away many times that. Like an idiot.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:14, Reply)
But over the years I've pissed away many times that. Like an idiot.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:14, Reply)
Yup.
I'm proud of the sentence "I'll do Shirley up the snowflake"
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I'm proud of the sentence "I'll do Shirley up the snowflake"
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Odd concept
Would have been better as just a picture on its own. Kind of belabouring the point, so it stopped being funny when the pictures were taken.
Kittah has most definitly been made sad :-(
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Would have been better as just a picture on its own. Kind of belabouring the point, so it stopped being funny when the pictures were taken.
Kittah has most definitly been made sad :-(
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:42, Reply)
Is it fluffy tiem?
This is my oldest cat.
Eyes of a killer; fluffiness of a candyfloss mountain.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:39, Reply)
This is my oldest cat.
Eyes of a killer; fluffiness of a candyfloss mountain.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:39, Reply)
How about just linking to the gif rather than putting it up as a 2MB version on here
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The Whitest Boy alive - Golden Cage
Haven't heard of these guys, cool video though, the animations of the illusions are pretty well done
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:06, Reply)
Haven't heard of these guys, cool video though, the animations of the illusions are pretty well done
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:06, Reply)
Although...
a) Möbius strips can totally exist in real life.
b) That's not a Möbius strip they've got there.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:54, Reply)
a) Möbius strips can totally exist in real life.
b) That's not a Möbius strip they've got there.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:54, Reply)
Banjos
My flatemate is currently obsessed with banjos and found this amuzing little ditty from the 30's!
Enjoy old chap!
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:00, Reply)
My flatemate is currently obsessed with banjos and found this amuzing little ditty from the 30's!
Enjoy old chap!
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:00, Reply)
Hahahahaaaa!
Mental! It's clearly not ten times bigger! Typical man!
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:49, Reply)
Mental! It's clearly not ten times bigger! Typical man!
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:49, Reply)
well if you like banjos...
have a listen to my mate...he's one of the best in the world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVL3A2I2v7I
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:30, Reply)
have a listen to my mate...he's one of the best in the world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVL3A2I2v7I
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:30, Reply)
New Cloverfield trailer
I should be in NY late January. I am so going to see this.
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I should be in NY late January. I am so going to see this.
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Best movie of the year
or another piece of up its arse wank from Abrams...
Only time will tell
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 8:31, Reply)
or another piece of up its arse wank from Abrams...
Only time will tell
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Tiem?
Original (i.e. before voice-over) here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
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Original (i.e. before voice-over) here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:11, Reply)
I liked this one by our very own Monty Propps...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UusnbcpAzs
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UusnbcpAzs
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 7:23, Reply)
Some of the twats on Youtube:
"you should have left out the words at the bottom. but the cats are still cute."
ha..
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That's cool...
I love natural places like that. They should build a whole community there, not just a school.
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I love natural places like that. They should build a whole community there, not just a school.
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Which reminds me an old classic joke:
Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
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'Cos if you drag 'em round by the feet, they fill up with mud.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:23, Reply)
Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
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'Cos if you drag 'em round by the feet, they fill up with mud.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:23, Reply)
There's a place like that in Vietnam too
It's in Ha Long Bay (possibly on Cat Ba island, but my memory is hazy these days). They used the huge caves on the islands to escape the saturation bombing by the septics. One was enormous - they used it as a hosptial if I remember rightly.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:22, Reply)
It's in Ha Long Bay (possibly on Cat Ba island, but my memory is hazy these days). They used the huge caves on the islands to escape the saturation bombing by the septics. One was enormous - they used it as a hosptial if I remember rightly.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:22, Reply)
I'm so very very confused by this picture...
NSFW
Is it a girl...? But if it's a man, he's got...But if it's a girl she's got a...
AAaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh
I'm so confuuuuused!!!!
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:49, Reply)
Is it a girl...? But if it's a man, he's got...But if it's a girl she's got a...
AAaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh
I'm so confuuuuused!!!!
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:49, Reply)
Does anyone know for sure?
Can anyone find out?
I don't think i'll ever find inner peace again until I find out.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:16, Reply)
Can anyone find out?
I don't think i'll ever find inner peace again until I find out.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:16, Reply)
i believe it may be a case of excess skin...
and I suffered from something like that from being a fatass for a good portion of my life. I lost over 7 stone and had an unhealthy amount of 'excess skin'. solution? I got it all chopped off.
BUT it was never as bad as the WTF in the picture.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:10, Reply)
and I suffered from something like that from being a fatass for a good portion of my life. I lost over 7 stone and had an unhealthy amount of 'excess skin'. solution? I got it all chopped off.
BUT it was never as bad as the WTF in the picture.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:10, Reply)
hahaha inner peace?
You mean you were having one off the wrist when you came across this pic and couldn't look away, now you want to know if you're a bender or not?
Don't worry, you are, even if that is genetically "female", it's still got more testosterone than me, and I'm all man.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:37, Reply)
You mean you were having one off the wrist when you came across this pic and couldn't look away, now you want to know if you're a bender or not?
Don't worry, you are, even if that is genetically "female", it's still got more testosterone than me, and I'm all man.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:37, Reply)
ARRGGHHHHH
What is that? Why did I look?
Why must I cry? Tell me whhhaaaayyyyy.
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:59, Reply)
What is that? Why did I look?
Why must I cry? Tell me whhhaaaayyyyy.
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:59, Reply)
It's a girl with added steroids
That is the only explanation that will allow me sleep tonight.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:01, Reply)
That is the only explanation that will allow me sleep tonight.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:01, Reply)
Bizarre.
I can honestly say those are the hairiest tit's I've ever seen!
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:36, Reply)
I can honestly say those are the hairiest tit's I've ever seen!
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:36, Reply)
You, sir
are evil! So many unsuspecting eyes, so little bleach to rid us all of... shim.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:29, Reply)
are evil! So many unsuspecting eyes, so little bleach to rid us all of... shim.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:29, Reply)
A haaaaaaa
Nice bit of detective work there...
But not necessarily conclusive...
I just can't believe that they're moobs.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:37, Reply)
Nice bit of detective work there...
But not necessarily conclusive...
I just can't believe that they're moobs.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:37, Reply)
Im just disturbed by it rather than confused
Edit: This is off my mate Franks site. Im just messaging him now to see if he knows the sex of this being.
Frank says:
it's a chick
I havnt asked how he knows, Im not sure Id want to ear the answer
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 3:12, Reply)
Edit: This is off my mate Franks site. Im just messaging him now to see if he knows the sex of this being.
Frank says:
it's a chick
I havnt asked how he knows, Im not sure Id want to ear the answer
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 3:12, Reply)
Guy eats dog shit filled with weed
NSFW
The most sick thing ever, this guy did it for 40 Euros in cash and 100 Euros worth of weed.
NSFW, since it's too fucking sick.
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:27, Reply)
The most sick thing ever, this guy did it for 40 Euros in cash and 100 Euros worth of weed.
NSFW, since it's too fucking sick.
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:27, Reply)
Well im not sure
but they did sound Dutch and 100 Euros of dutch grass would be quite nice really for some little scrote like that.
Personally I would have wanted at least 60 Euros cash instead of 40 but then Im that bit older and wiser and more sophsticated. (Also the turd would have had to have come from a nice pedigree like and Afgan Hound im not going to eat mongrel shite)
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 5:44, Reply)
but they did sound Dutch and 100 Euros of dutch grass would be quite nice really for some little scrote like that.
Personally I would have wanted at least 60 Euros cash instead of 40 but then Im that bit older and wiser and more sophsticated. (Also the turd would have had to have come from a nice pedigree like and Afgan Hound im not going to eat mongrel shite)
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 5:44, Reply)
oh my god.......they are indeed dutch but no amount of dutch smoke would convince me to eat dogshit.
those fuckin crazy dutch.......
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 8:17, Reply)
those fuckin crazy dutch.......
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 8:17, Reply)
On a Tom Waits theme, "I don't wanna grow up"
Skip forward 45 seconds to get straight to the music. One of my favourite songs
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:17, Reply)
Skip forward 45 seconds to get straight to the music. One of my favourite songs
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:17, Reply)
Life of Brian deleted scenes
including the Jewish Nazi Suicide Squad.
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:32, Reply)
including the Jewish Nazi Suicide Squad.
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:32, Reply)
this gets a click and a woo
its python so its wooyay by default :D
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, Reply)
its python so its wooyay by default :D
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, Reply)
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