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14 Year old Rachel Trachtenburg speaks out at New York City Hall public hearing against extending Mayor Bloomberg's term limits.
One of those 'kid cuts through all the bullshit' moments.
(don't bother watching after 2 minutes in as you can't really hear anything)
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Zuowan, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:33,
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Wipes her arse with Palin.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:46,
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Its taken me all day to realise how genuinely awesome this is!
CLICK
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 4:11,
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*Applauds*
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 10:36,
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Hahaha!
She got balls!
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..wil, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 13:32,
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Cat doing a poo in a human toilet
Ronseal. Stay for ending.
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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:19,
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Haha!
Everytime we turn the soil over in the garden we are wary of Tiddy crap.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:27,
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haha
And heres me thinking it would flush
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tedster, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:28,
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hahah
"human toilet"
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:30,
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i've just found out that human toilet
is not a good google image search term
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tedster, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:33,
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Hahahah
One well trained feline
I love the way it has to examine the toilet bowl at first
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:31,
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This is what /links is for.
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Zuowan, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:35,
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Man, that cat already knew how to use the damn toilet.
All cats know how to use the damn toilet.
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Cap'n, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 9:29,
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Han Solo's Bollux
cheap laugh ahoy
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:09,
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Ho ho ho
I actually remember taking one of the expanded universe 'books' on holiday to Spain about five years ago and finishing it on a boat off the coast; so disgusted was I with the tale I hurled it into the sea
where it no doubt still dwells
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:26,
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Most boring link ever... possibly...
I made this!
I finally finished the electric pump mod. for my sea kayak and I recall some people (like moo) wanting to see it, so here it is...
My boat is a 5 metre/17 foot boat that can be split into three sections for easy storage/transport. That is why the bow and the stern are 'missing'.
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custard, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:14,
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Now add
SatSeaNav
Blue neon underlights
and a BANGING soundsystem, and you're on for a pimped sea kayak custard!
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moohalaa, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:19,
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I already have a handheld satnav
but the potential for this system (the battery consists of modular 6 volt 'sticks' with 5 cells each = any voltage you like and up to 36 or even 48 volts if need be) is immense. I could put neons and a soundsystem in there...
*ponders*
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custard, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:21,
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hook up a microcontroler
and servos for legs and have it walk down to the water itself :)
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:30,
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us sailers have been using gps for about 20 years
now even the shititst old tincans have gps
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zaitsevrogue9, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:58,
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I need a wee.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:37,
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Where are the turrets?
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:39,
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Why did you need an unregistered version of anything?
was the file too big to reasonably upload? Isn't there windows movie maker or something?
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:35,
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I was in a hurry
and I needed something that could work with .mov files (from a digital camera).
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custard, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:50,
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I use SUPER, a freeware file conversion app
Does the job and, best of all, costs you nowt.
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Monty Propps, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:00,
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thanks
where were you when I asked for a decent but free converter on talk?
:P
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custard, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:39,
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On links ;)
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Monty Propps, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 1:06,
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hmmm
might i suggest having the discharge aimed off the side of the boat instead of over the top of it?
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Mynd, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:21,
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If you happen to be on that side of the boat or are being helped by another kayaker on that side of the boat
neither of you want to be soaked by a 1 litre per second flow of horrible tasting sea water.
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custard, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:35,
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In a word................OUCH!!!
A pretty damn HARD ice hockey tackle.
EDIT:- Found it on YouTube instead.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:49,
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er...link?
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:50,
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Apols.......
There ya go.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:50,
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ice hockey is for poofs
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connor, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:36,
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Ok, so how long have you bin playing it then? ;-)
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:59,
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Nomnom drinking cat
Teh fluffeh makes nom nom sounds when drinking.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:31,
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What
is it trying to say I wonder?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:08,
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"OM NOM NOM NOM"
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iainhasaface is freezing, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:19,
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"I fucking love Baileys!"
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:35,
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MILKY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 16:36,
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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
YAY!
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:15,
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That somehow seems fake..
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:36,
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I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords
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^, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:24,
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Info = additional information . . .
It's hard to outhimk military intelligemse . . . I would like to get a peace of the action . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:33,
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Frank Turner - Long Live the Queen
Cracking song this, and a slight bit of spam, but it is for a good cause.
This song was released this week, and is raising money for Breast Cancer Awareness. If you could download it, that would be lovely :D
Sorry to spam you, but ya know, it is worthy in my opinion :D
It is only 65p after all....
Download here....
EDIT: And with posting, I see that it is Glasscock and the video was made by our very own Franktard here: www.b3ta.com/links/225236
But still, even if one person d/l's it, I think it will be worth it :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:34,
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heard it ages ago.
dead saddening.
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:44,
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I shouldn't have watched that again
welling up at work is so unprofessional.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:09,
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Gay.
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hoifbjifbef, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:48,
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Blimey.
Not much that can get me teary.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:48,
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i love this. the album is really good to
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ms.twister, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:05,
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Love the Track!!
I love this song, and I bought it the other night!
Great cause, I really hope this does well.
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WeakLemonDrink, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:59,
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He was bloody ace in Leeds
One fantastic and lovely musician!
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Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:50,
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Team Fortress 2 Soundboard.
Kept me amused for a few minutes anyway.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:56,
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Hehe
Sniper Taunt 8
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:30,
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Ha!
I gonna use that on ALOT!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:37,
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AWESOME.
Does need more, "SPIES SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!" though.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:41,
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ok thanks for the tip...
two years and two posts, sir you are spoiling us
now fuck off
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:32,
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spume
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:34,
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your user name is most appropriate
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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:36,
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WTF.
Just fuck right off.
*MEDICS*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:37,
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Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
Need a dispenser here!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:48,
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*Runs up with bottle of cider*
Get that drip ready, stat!
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:53,
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I want to cut your eyes out with rusty spoons and piss on your bleeding face.
I foolishly clicked on your link and got all manner of attack warnings, cunt.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:18,
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die
cunt
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:20,
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ratemykitten
any?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:25,
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I really enjoyed the link
I was using garry glitters laptop mind.
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Stocksie, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 1:34,
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Thandie Newton & Ricky Gervais read the Nailin' Palin script
From the Graham Norton show this week.
Starts at about 1:50.
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:25,
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Ricky
has nice moobs, hairy but nice
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Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE END
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__, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:47,
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i hate him so much
i offer a reward of 10 million quid to anyone who face rapes him and posts it on youtube!
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:11,
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Yeah but he'll trick you like the Joker did with Gamble.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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Thandie Newton needs lots of nasty things oing to her.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:47,
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She needs a few pies.
Then I'd o her.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:54,
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Less clothes.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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More PIES.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:59,
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Less PIES
Less FOOD
Less CLOTHES
Maybe bigger tits.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:03,
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Skinny men with fake boobs then.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:22,
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Dont knock it till you have tried it.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:45,
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Why is Gervais' laugh so fake?
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:14,
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I'm no fashion guru...
but why has Gervais spent his entire career wearing tight fitting, V necked black t shirts when he clearly has the body of porky pig. And The Gap stopped stocking them in 1997. All that money and not a fucking clue.
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drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:18,
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because he doesnt subscribe to 'fashion trends'
he doesnt have a fucking clue?
Hmmmmm
I think it's good he doesn't spend obscene amounts of cash on overpriced crappy clothes like alot of celebs.
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:53,
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ggrrrr!!!!
Graham Norton was the first to use the internet to find crazy things for his show...
But using the latest internet fads and hot topics for your TV production is just lazy fucking coke-head TV production shite. Do your job, don't steal from the internet.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:30,
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i remember him doing it on his channel 4 show
fucking brilliant :)
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:55,
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The reason this show exists on the BBC is that they don't know what else to do with him.
Since Lorraine Wotsername paid him a fortune to migrate to the BBC and do FUCK ALL.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:11,
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Tell
That to Set MacFarlane.
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 20:44,
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The Guardian reports on the 2012 Mascot
Really good report. Make sure to comment!
EDIT: Bollocks, they fixed it
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__, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:15,
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hahahaha
what the fuck
edit: I laughed so hard at the end!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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IT'S A FAKE!
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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waitress of the month
Not seen this here
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Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:04,
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One of those security cameras
with the audio, facing the big easily broken windows with nothing between her but the window and 15 feet of running space.
bet that left a bruise.
It is so bad, because she does it in such a stuntwoman way. grr
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:15,
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE END
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connor, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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advert
if i remember correctly
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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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FAKE
that window is made of sugar glass, the sound effect come in too late and she seems to do a "show fall"
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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I know
its fake, its how crappy it looks/sounds that makes it funny
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Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:35,
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i think somebody didn't
"LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE END "
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seekew who?, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:20,
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F&ck me
that's so Glass Cock it's in Black and White and 405 lines.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:17,
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its a viral
for anti "painful stools" medication, but the end has been cut off...which makes it a bad viral
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 9:18,
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Sarah Palin piano improvisation.
Pure musical and political gold.
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Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:30,
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The other one rocks too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=22yd2efX9SY
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:09,
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good
shit
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 21:58,
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The Unofficial Nohands gallery
malmohuset's post below: www.b3ta.com/links/239932 got me googling about this most iconic image of the web's most fiendish kitten, only to find this I hadn't seen before
Talk about six years of nostalgia! :)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:16,
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It's like
a b3ta instructable for we noobs.
(Yes, i said noob. I'm feeling retro today)
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seekew who?, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:20,
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Ace :)
There's loads of stuff from before my time there!
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:33,
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He's made it on a to a Birthday card in Tesco.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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A few of mine there that I had forgotten about
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:51,
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I haven't seen Evil Pundit here for years
I wonder if he still thinks the war in iraq was a good idea.
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gronkpan, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 5:47,
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Hitler Fireworks
"invades all the neighbor's yards."
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seekew who?, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:53,
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I want some!
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..wil, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:15,
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Banksy's value soup painting
Did you know Banksy did a painting of Tesco's Value Soup, a reference to the famous Warhol picture? Cool!
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cold, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:43,
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Yes.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:49,
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*sigh*
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connor, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:21,
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I didn't.
It's a pity this will only appeal to British folk..
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brainburger, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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Ayodya
I made this!
Took a while but finally got it finished....
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:58,
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very nice sir :)
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:27,
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Thank yee kindly!
Here is where it was made:
viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-only-rock-roll.html
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:02,
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At long last . . . I find Ayodya very refreshing !
I really dig your new box of trix as well . . . Keep it up and groovin' . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:55,
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Sarah Palin mocks scientific research
Look you idiot woman, there is a difference between bridges to nowhere in Alaska, and crucial research into genetics.
Grrrr.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:49,
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sarah palin is the WRONG kind of bored housewife.
she disgusts me... even the sound of her voice makes me grind my teeth. im all for women having power etc but she just seems like a school board loser gone mad for power. guess all politicians are though really, cunts the lot of em!
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JonothanCainer, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:24,
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And there's me naively believing things couldn't get any worse after Bush.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:25,
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After 5 november
We needn't hear from this cow again.
I hope... :(
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:28,
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Are we burning her?
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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Grr
Leave Sarah alooooooooone!!!
How dare you mock the lovely, fragrant Sarah! She can see Russia from her house! Can you? Can you see Russia from your house? Thought not.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:29,
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I CAN.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:30,
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Then
you're qualified to be the next VP of the USA.
Dang, yes you are.
Hold on. Can you field-dress a mooose?
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:32,
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Errrr...
No.
I'm real purdy, though.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:33,
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But
As well as been purdy *WINK* you have to be able to put lipstick on a pitbull and a dress on a moose.
In a field.
Damm, it's hard to be VP
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:46,
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Kerry Katona's scrote boyfriend helps her do that every morning.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:55,
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For
the win.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:59,
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I can see the moon from my house
does that make me qualified to be an astronaut?
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Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:14,
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Zing
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seekew who?, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:19,
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Gary Glitter used to live opposite a primary school.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:22,
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If
you're called Sarah Palin then it does.
Picture that. Shooting Sarah off into space.....
*sighs*
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:22,
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I'm in Russia.
Make me VP! Make me VP!
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giant_squid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:54,
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Make me a sour cream blini
and I will see what can be done
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:11,
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It defies belief someone like her even has a political platform
To quote from that link: "This is where the Republican party has ended up: supporting an ignorant buffoon who believes in the End Times and speaking in tongues while deriding some of the best and most successful strategies for scientific research. In this next election, we've got to choose between the 21st century rationalism and Dark Age inanity
It ought to be an easy choice."
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:52,
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Have
you read about the other fuckwit, Congresswoman Michele Bachman?
She wants congress to be investigated for Un-American Activities.
Welcome to the 1950's and say hi to McCarthy...
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:57,
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Oh well,
if it breeds a new Ed Morrow it can't be all bad :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:22,
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's cunt and her mouth?
Only one of the things that came out her cunt is retarded.
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Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:16,
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Pffffft
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:17,
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Pfft!
I like this muchly :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:23,
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this is the reason we should be able to click 'I like this' on replies here
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:07,
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Indeed.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:10,
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