16 yr old gets 100 grand wedding to 17 yr old.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 3:08, Reply)
Hope the tax man investigates where the 100 grand came from!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 3:36, Reply)
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/28/article-1081355-02461D12000005DC-654_468x714.jpg
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 4:09, Reply)
Trying not to sound to crass, but, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER MUMS NORKS!!!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)
you go for it with the crass stuff my son. How would you be with your face between them eh? Wayhey!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:55, Reply)
"Please don't be in the UK. Pleeaaaase don't be in the UK."
Then I did a little cry at the end.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 4:53, Reply)
of course it didnt cost £100k.
by the looks of it, the whole thing would have cost about 15p
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 6:23, Reply)
but that neither detracts from the ludicrious cost or the chaviness of the participants.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 6:32, Reply)
before he is 50.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 8:16, Reply)
Edit: One of those photos even has a further vomit inducing 'enlarge' button, taking the piss surely?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
my best mate was staying at the same hotel that they had the reception at it was taken over by about 500 travellers. there was fighting windows smashed the restaurant was over run with pikeys. at about 10.30 the owner was in reception crying because the police were refusing to remove them. fucking gypo twats
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 12:44, Reply)
OK the sheep one was bad.
But this is a cute kitteh going om nom nom and therefore full of win.
*is atoned*?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:45, Reply)
GC
was on B3ta before
www.b3ta.com/links/240094
however it is awesome so you are throughroughly forgiven.
(generally anything on sites like ebaums, pwnt and other sites that 'collect* the best of the web' have been on b3ta before)
*steal
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 6:13, Reply)
could account for its chirps of glee. I sound quite similar after 4 or 5 of them too
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
Discworld fans cake.
Impressive.
It says GC from 2006, so I'm gonna risk it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:44, Reply)
...he rapes them.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:38, Reply)
So I thought I'd try this quiz. I already know the answer - any other B3tards willing to give it a go? If you try it click "I like this". How may other B3tards are also pissheads?
My result:
You answered 9 items out of 20 Yes.
Your score is 45%. According to the Office of Health Care Programs, Johns Hopkins University Hospital, developers of this screening quiz, if you answered as few as 3 of these questions with a Yes it is a definite sign that your drinking patterns are harmful and considered alcohol dependent or alcoholic. Since you answered more than 3 questions Yes you should seek an evaluation by a healthcare professional.
cf. howlingspoons.blogspot.com/2006/08/anniversaries.html
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:36, Reply)
But then I don't drink, so I'm not sure why I clicked through all 20 questions.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:41, Reply)
You answered 16 items out of 20 Yes.
The only problem I have with alcohol wasn't asked - is there enough chilling in the fridge?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:00, Reply)
That'd explain why I'm living back at my mothers miserable as sin then!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:08, Reply)
I think you'll find the word you want is "enhancing"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:41, Reply)
this survey is bollocks because it fails to differentiate between past behavior and current behavior. For example, I've drunk so much I've blacked out, but not for about 6 years.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:00, Reply)
it's assuming that all questions are equally weighted too.
i drink sometimes when i'm shy, but i wouldn't' class that as the same wieght as "have you been hospitalized from drinking"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:22, Reply)
but I reckon anyone who was ever 16-18 will answer at least 5 of those with a yes if they're honest.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:02, Reply)
YES, IT'S MAKING ME SEXY AND COOL.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
wtf? efficiency in what? energy efficiency? working efficiency? do I keep leaving the tap on?
also: in the last 12 months I've had less than 30 units; I've never been a big drinker. but I answered yes to 4 of those questions so now apparently I should go to my GP and ask to be investigated for alcoholism. bullshit.
As was said up there^^ this only works if the questions are equally weighted, and they clearly aren't.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:21, Reply)

Pointless silly post, but I made it this evening and I'm rather happy with it!
KITTINS!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:27, Reply)
If only for the word "Pumpkitten",nevermind the nice lantern.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 7:42, Reply)
I'm going to make a cat themed pumpkin this evening, yay for pumpkittens
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
its RBFesquires late night tune. Sit back and enjoy.
Jens Lekman - "Sipping on the Sweet Nectar
And also, see my deep linking youtube skillzors.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMiC2q1DOk#t=1m10s
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:59, Reply)
I am not saying this because I am a Charlie Brooker fan but it fucking RAWKS!!!
edit: I didnt realise that the REALLY obnoxious one who took a dump in the bin today is Derren Browns co writer, which just makes it even more awesome.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)
honest licensing people - cheers for the link
edit - oh it means I have to download the effing awful Channel 4 watch again plugin *sigh*
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:55, Reply)
there must be another way. Although, its worth downloading the player, then ditching it after you have watched the show. It is fecking great.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)
it borked my PC - will try again and report
edit - you like jungle jail animation? down below
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:05, Reply)
^Episode 1 torrent. Good download speed.
Jungle Jail animation, I am not quite sure.
edit: missed the down below bit ;-)
edit: sorry, yes it is brill. I wish I was talented like that, must take a lot of patience.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:09, Reply)
you didnt see me, right ;-)
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4473723/Dead.Set.S01E02.WS.PDTV.XviD-RiVER
Episode 2.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:18, Reply)
That combined with the OTT camera movement means i can't see an effin thing.
So even though i watched it, i didn't actually see it. Is it good?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:53, Reply)
with a great pay off - maybe GHD but I'd not seen it before.
Watch more cool animation and creative cartoons at aniBoom
edit - embed not working clicky subject
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
TED rocks - thanks for the link
But how the fuck does he do that - Braille?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:54, Reply)
I'm an amateur magician, I love card magic. This guy has a few instructional videos out and even in slow motion with multicamera angles and complete descriptions his material is impossible to learn.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)
One of series of 9, 2 to 3 minute episodes I made for Paramount Comedy. Spoofing The long Way Round/Down. I delivered them in April and as they are still not on their website they're letting me put a couple up on-line. They say you'll be able to see the rest in November but I'm not holding my breath. What do you think?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:54, Reply)
The first one of these on paramount comedy the other day - hilarious. Probably your best stuff!
Well done
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:14, Reply)
I haven't seen any on the channel and I sit there waiting for it to come on like a loser.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)
It was inbetween two Scrubs episodes. On Sunday I think.
I'm not sure how this is meant to help.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:32, Reply)
the accents are spot on and set ups are perfect. Nicely done!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:08, Reply)
Mate, I have seen some of the show Ewan did, but who is the other guy your takin the piss out of.....Serioulsy you nailed it. I love it, I laughed me self silly.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
Boorman obviously got tired of cashing in on his old man's fame and leeched onto McGregor. You've hit the target spot on!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
shorter version posted before. here's a longer one.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:46, Reply)
www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/6068028/Why-Do-I-Say-These-Things-/Product.html
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:54, Reply)
But they couldn't have picked a better day to promote it :-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:04, Reply)
well maybe 2nd to last - we'll see how it pans out!
:)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
We couldn't face selling/giving away the pups :(
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:34, Reply)
the log knows thought it would be a good idea to put these two together; And so I have. Sorry if it's crap - but its still got little fluffy clouds right? right?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
For a while now i've wondered, what other vegetables are suitable for carving into jack o lanterns? well...i went and found out.
Edit:Newslettered? thanks muchly
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)
Or pull them up on their legal standing...
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:23, Reply)
so I bought loads of bags of sweets and chocolate for the hundreds of kids I was expecing.
None came, so I ate all the sweets myself :)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)
Better than an orange and a piece of coal.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)
water ballons at them. happy b3ta for yesterday!! mine is in 3 days... hows things/
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:55, Reply)
then it doens't matter what answer i give them when they ask trick or treat.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 6:22, Reply)
*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)
I have never carved any fruit or veg, but am now thoroughly inspired to start.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:10, Reply)
I remain Sir, your loving admirer
x
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)
Im sure we used turnips when I was a boy - Pumpkins hadn't been invented yet
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:29, Reply)
... Because pumpkins were more available in 'merka land rather than turnips so they used them. It just spread over here.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
i was an avid fan of the peanuts comic strip in my youth, which was full of pumpkin/trick or treat japery. This, to me, is proof of the adage that merkin culture filters through to the uk in about 10 years
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:46, Reply)
I'm a bit tipsy so it had me sniggering like a loon
excellent!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:59, Reply)
My favorite was the glowing red pepper.
I'm feeling the need to carve something now.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:59, Reply)
are my new hero. You deserve to win life the universe and everything.
Also, the pineapple has a voodoo look about him.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 3:00, Reply)
I really want to know what that tune is, any really cool people care to enlighten me with superior music knowledge? *flutters eyelids winningly*
Also: It is worth watching this vid to the end, made me laugh :-D
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)
but Im not sure if its because I saw this clip once before.
He is a freak that guy. He must have put in so much work. I wonder how he did in the competition.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A2KNKlU7K-8
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:13, Reply)
Swizz Beatz - It's Me Bitches
djpassion071.zoomshare.com/files/swizz_beats--its_me_bitches_7_2_.mp3
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
Thank you very much that song has been bugging me for months and bloody months!! my hat is off to you sir.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 4:04, Reply)
It was actually "used"
and there were some naughty words
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)
...whatever next? *clicks*
Prize to anyone who owned that phone before your friend.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
And there was a picture of the guy's girlfriend just in her panties on the memory card. Sent it back and got a refund, but after a cracking a couple off first. Wish i'd posted it here now. *click* for reminding me
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:43, Reply)
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