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This is a link post Times are tough for scooter riding yuppy bankers
it would seem.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 7:47, Reply)
This is a link post Most Chav-tastic wedding ever?
16 yr old gets 100 grand wedding to 17 yr old.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pikeys
Hope the tax man investigates where the 100 grand came from!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit yes.
of course. I'd have a crack at mum too, no problems.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Crap!!!
Trying not to sound to crass, but, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER MUMS NORKS!!!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post No no
you go for it with the crass stuff my son. How would you be with your face between them eh? Wayhey!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post See
this story has everyhting! :-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post FAKE!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole way through that I was praying,
"Please don't be in the UK. Pleeaaaase don't be in the UK."
Then I did a little cry at the end.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 4:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite

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This is a normal post Isn't England is the only country with chavs?

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post it really couldn't happen
in any other country, GO TEAM BRITAIN!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post typical lying cunts
of course it didnt cost £100k.

by the looks of it, the whole thing would have cost about 15p
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure the numebrs are inflated
but that neither detracts from the ludicrious cost or the chaviness of the participants.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I just wonder how he feels about being a great grand parent
before he is 50.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post panto season already?

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly vomit inducing
Edit: One of those photos even has a further vomit inducing 'enlarge' button, taking the piss surely?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is true
my best mate was staying at the same hotel that they had the reception at it was taken over by about 500 travellers. there was fighting windows smashed the restaurant was over run with pikeys. at about 10.30 the owner was in reception crying because the police were refusing to remove them. fucking gypo twats
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a link post Happy cat noms
OK the sheep one was bad.

But this is a cute kitteh going om nom nom and therefore full of win.

*is atoned*?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post unfortunatly not i'm afraid
GC
was on B3ta before
www.b3ta.com/links/240094

however it is awesome so you are throughroughly forgiven.

(generally anything on sites like ebaums, pwnt and other sites that 'collect* the best of the web' have been on b3ta before)

*steal
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Not milk
looks more like Baileys. Hehe
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking that
could account for its chirps of glee. I sound quite similar after 4 or 5 of them too
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post Not a crap cake
Discworld fans cake.

Impressive.

It says GC from 2006, so I'm gonna risk it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post How could you cut it up though?

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post Scary sheep
How Halloweeny!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post when this abuse-entertainment wears thin on the farm...
...he rapes them.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:38, Reply)
This is a link post Just did a 75cl bottle of vodka in one night
So I thought I'd try this quiz. I already know the answer - any other B3tards willing to give it a go? If you try it click "I like this". How may other B3tards are also pissheads?

My result:

You answered 9 items out of 20 Yes.

Your score is 45%. According to the Office of Health Care Programs, Johns Hopkins University Hospital, developers of this screening quiz, if you answered as few as 3 of these questions with a Yes it is a definite sign that your drinking patterns are harmful and considered alcohol dependent or alcoholic. Since you answered more than 3 questions Yes you should seek an evaluation by a healthcare professional.

cf. howlingspoons.blogspot.com/2006/08/anniversaries.html
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 0%
But then I don't drink, so I'm not sure why I clicked through all 20 questions.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Literal
LOL

thnaks
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post WooooHoooo! It's official.
You answered 16 items out of 20 Yes.

The only problem I have with alcohol wasn't asked - is there enough chilling in the fridge?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 15/20
That'd explain why I'm living back at my mothers miserable as sin then!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Is alcohol affecting your reputation?"
I think you'll find the word you want is "enhancing"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^^

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously though,
this survey is bollocks because it fails to differentiate between past behavior and current behavior. For example, I've drunk so much I've blacked out, but not for about 6 years.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the here and now factor

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This is a normal post hmmmm
it's assuming that all questions are equally weighted too.
i drink sometimes when i'm shy, but i wouldn't' class that as the same wieght as "have you been hospitalized from drinking"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 6
but I reckon anyone who was ever 16-18 will answer at least 5 of those with a yes if they're honest.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I got 5.
I think "as few as 3" is a bit wrong.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post IS DRINKING AFFECTING YOUR REPUTATION?
YES, IT'S MAKING ME SEXY AND COOL.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?"
wtf? efficiency in what? energy efficiency? working efficiency? do I keep leaving the tap on?

also: in the last 12 months I've had less than 30 units; I've never been a big drinker. but I answered yes to 4 of those questions so now apparently I should go to my GP and ask to be investigated for alcoholism. bullshit.

As was said up there^^ this only works if the questions are equally weighted, and they clearly aren't.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post I Made a Pumpkitten! I made this!

Pointless silly post, but I made it this evening and I'm rather happy with it!

KITTINS!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Like all kittens
it should be set alight from the inside.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
eeeeeevil
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace!
;-) meow
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That Wins
If only for the word "Pumpkitten",nevermind the nice lantern.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Top banana!
I'm going to make a cat themed pumpkin this evening, yay for pumpkittens
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
This is lully.
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This is a normal post Top bollocks

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post Its time to light you slippers, and put on your pipe,
its RBFesquires late night tune. Sit back and enjoy.

Jens Lekman - "Sipping on the Sweet Nectar

And also, see my deep linking youtube skillzors.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMiC2q1DOk#t=1m10s
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post woo
to your deep linking skillz - do u haz the upload codez?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post the codez iz
#t=1m10s at the end of the url :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:44, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone watching Dead Set?
I am not saying this because I am a Charlie Brooker fan but it fucking RAWKS!!!

edit: I didnt realise that the REALLY obnoxious one who took a dump in the bin today is Derren Browns co writer, which just makes it even more awesome.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No TV
honest licensing people - cheers for the link

edit - oh it means I have to download the effing awful Channel 4 watch again plugin *sigh*
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
there must be another way. Although, its worth downloading the player, then ditching it after you have watched the show. It is fecking great.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post last time i tried it 12 months ago
it borked my PC - will try again and report


edit - you like jungle jail animation? down below
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This is a normal post http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4472790/Dead.Set.S01E01.WS.PDTV.XviD-RiVER
^Episode 1 torrent. Good download speed.

Jungle Jail animation, I am not quite sure.

edit: missed the down below bit ;-)

edit: sorry, yes it is brill. I wish I was talented like that, must take a lot of patience.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post you are
a gentleman and a scollop

cheers for the link
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhh
you didnt see me, right ;-)

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4473723/Dead.Set.S01E02.WS.PDTV.XviD-RiVER

Episode 2.

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This is a normal post Did some ome say something?
*looks around confused*
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This is a normal post is it just me or is it just TOO DARK!?
That combined with the OTT camera movement means i can't see an effin thing.

So even though i watched it, i didn't actually see it. Is it good?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post Beautiful Animation
with a great pay off - maybe GHD but I'd not seen it before.

Watch more cool animation and creative cartoons at aniBoom

edit - embed not working clicky subject
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather well done !

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This am woo ;-)

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This is a link post Mesmerising magic from TED
What a performance!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Best 30 minutes all week
TED rocks - thanks for the link

But how the fuck does he do that - Braille?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that guy's really quite amazing

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That was ACE
Great find.......Massive CLICK!!!1!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 4:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
I actually applauded at the end. Fantastic.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
that is all!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy is amazing!
excellent link!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Magician
I'm an amateur magician, I love card magic. This guy has a few instructional videos out and even in slow motion with multicamera angles and complete descriptions his material is impossible to learn.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Ewan and Thingy - Pulling Out I made this!
One of series of 9, 2 to 3 minute episodes I made for Paramount Comedy. Spoofing The long Way Round/Down. I delivered them in April and as they are still not on their website they're letting me put a couple up on-line. They say you'll be able to see the rest in November but I'm not holding my breath. What do you think?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw
The first one of these on paramount comedy the other day - hilarious. Probably your best stuff!

Well done
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon you're right. Thanks.
I haven't seen any on the channel and I sit there waiting for it to come on like a loser.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post When I saw it
It was inbetween two Scrubs episodes. On Sunday I think.

I'm not sure how this is meant to help.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
*click* Post the rest pleeeeeease?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously funny stuff
the accents are spot on and set ups are perfect. Nicely done!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post BRILLIANT!!!!!!
Mate, I have seen some of the show Ewan did, but who is the other guy your takin the piss out of.....Serioulsy you nailed it. I love it, I laughed me self silly.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks old spunk
BF
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really good!

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Very funny.
Loved it. Keep up the good work!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant stuff...
Boorman obviously got tired of cashing in on his old man's fame and leeched onto McGregor. You've hit the target spot on!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post toddler's with guns
shorter version posted before. here's a longer one.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post seems to be the same as the other

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This is a normal post Monkey See
Monkey do!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:25, Reply)
This is a link post Somebody at play.com has a sense of humour
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Clickies to make big
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
thats good! have they fired yet? unfunny twats.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's a real product.
www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/6068028/Why-Do-I-Say-These-Things-/Product.html
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it is
But they couldn't have picked a better day to promote it :-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:04, Reply)
This is a link post 2nd to last puppy vid for this litter...
well maybe 2nd to last - we'll see how it pans out!
:)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is exacly why were getting our rotty "done" on Friday
We couldn't face selling/giving away the pups :(
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Mellow yet fiesty . . looks like they're fun to be around !

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post cock-shaped car accessory
is this plastic cock glasscock?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post The Orb vs. UFO Guy I made this!
the log knows thought it would be a good idea to put these two together; And so I have. Sorry if it's crap - but its still got little fluffy clouds right? right?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post I've been manhandling vegetables... I made this!
For a while now i've wondered, what other vegetables are suitable for carving into jack o lanterns? well...i went and found out.
Edit:Newslettered? thanks muchly
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Informative and entertaining
Well done.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You spent time on this.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the red pepper
I might make a multi coloured pepper set
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post nice idea
i shall prepare this for the party i am having on sat
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you sneer at trick or treaters
Or pull them up on their legal standing...
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Last year was the first halloween in our house
so I bought loads of bags of sweets and chocolate for the hundreds of kids I was expecing.

None came, so I ate all the sweets myself :)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I cook liver and offer them that.
Better than an orange and a piece of coal.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i just throw
water ballons at them. happy b3ta for yesterday!! mine is in 3 days... hows things/
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i hide fireworks in candy
then it doens't matter what answer i give them when they ask trick or treat.
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This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message

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This is a normal post This makes me feel good about the world.
Thanks for that! :D
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking LOVE the pineapple!
*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastic.
I have never carved any fruit or veg, but am now thoroughly inspired to start.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet your house stank of slightly cooked veg
I remain Sir, your loving admirer
x
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great and funny
Im sure we used turnips when I was a boy - Pumpkins hadn't been invented yet
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the pumpkin thing started...
... Because pumpkins were more available in 'merka land rather than turnips so they used them. It just spread over here.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
i was an avid fan of the peanuts comic strip in my youth, which was full of pumpkin/trick or treat japery. This, to me, is proof of the adage that merkin culture filters through to the uk in about 10 years
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking awesome
I'm a bit tipsy so it had me sniggering like a loon

excellent!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i salute you
fine, fine work!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is rather marvelous! Have a well earned *click*
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fantastic!
My favorite was the glowing red pepper.

I'm feeling the need to carve something now.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Aubergine ftw!
Excellent documentary. A++, would use again! ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You
are my new hero. You deserve to win life the universe and everything.

Also, the pineapple has a voodoo look about him.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The business
top work
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post Dancing man can dance
I really want to know what that tune is, any really cool people care to enlighten me with superior music knowledge? *flutters eyelids winningly*

Also: It is worth watching this vid to the end, made me laugh :-D
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever bastard!

(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive heard that track before
but Im not sure if its because I saw this clip once before.

He is a freak that guy. He must have put in so much work. I wonder how he did in the competition.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The geeky lookin' kid in this one is good too. I love the twisty "thing" he does at the very end of the vid with his legs.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A2KNKlU7K-8
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post David Elsewhere
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Elsewhere
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The music is..
Swizz Beatz - It's Me Bitches

djpassion071.zoomshare.com/files/swizz_beats--its_me_bitches_7_2_.mp3
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work fella
thanks
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yaaaayy
Thank you very much that song has been bugging me for months and bloody months!! my hat is off to you sir.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
And would love to see Simon Cowell do that!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 3:53, Reply)
This is a link post My Roommate Got A "New" Phone I made this!
It was actually "used"

and there were some naughty words
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post My word....
...whatever next? *clicks*

Prize to anyone who owned that phone before your friend.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post orrifaces

(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That happened to me
And there was a picture of the guy's girlfriend just in her panties on the memory card. Sent it back and got a refund, but after a cracking a couple off first. Wish i'd posted it here now. *click* for reminding me
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:43, Reply)

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