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This is a link post New Species of Blood-Sucking Moths

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Scary stuff
Slightly OT, I don't have an irrational fear of moths, like some do (I make up for it with other irrational fears however), but I read a sci-fi\horror book recently which features scary fucking moths. Perdido Street Station by China Mieville. It's a fantastic book, and I'd recommend it to anyone without a deep rooted fear of moths.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That does sound a teensy bit Garth Merenghi...
Still, I can't talk. I read some total guff.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember reading a horror story as kid
In a kids scary story collection thingy, about moths.

I can even remember the illustration and the reference to their powdery wings...

Had no effect on me, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post New Russian bio weapon leaked by National Geographic
journalists found devoured by moths
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a link post pib and pog
anarchic aardman animational bliss :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post great

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Its like the plastecine (sp?) version of Itchy and Scratchy
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still sorry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You will be!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You let us down at Mimsy's do!
We were going to create a t0riamonkey sequel that night ... but we were tired, and needed our sleep... :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old chaps you.
Its a bit different, going round to some weird stranger blokes house is not like meeting up in a pub! At least not as far as Mr t0ria is concerned.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why we didn't invite you the first time, for that very same reason
And we got abused :(

And I fully appreciate Mr T's reasoning, I wouldn't :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I was only winding you up!
it was fun though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post We know, and thats where this came from:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SXRJPNuXZsc

This was filmed approx 12.30 am... when me were merry...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hello blode
hello food
 (I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a link post Matt Sucks I made this!
Halloween related flash short my yours truly, enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper lovely work sir :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I already clicked this on the main board the other day
so now I'm going to click it again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post skill
clickywoo
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Cute!

*clicky*
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a link post Imaginary Band NSFW
with Tim Minchin.
he's truly lully.

NSFW for little swearitude towards the end
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Tim Minchin is great :)
I didn't know him till he appeared on Buzzcocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm gutted i missed out on tickets for him tomorrow
he's such a sweetheart and insanely talented.
Like the result of Bill Bailey and Eddie Izzard mating
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post With his image stolen by Russell Brand ;)
I did look up his material when I saw him on Buzzcocks and me and the missus spent a good two hours watching his stuff on Youtube.

He really needs more airtime here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post but he just stole this from rowan atkinson
who is far funnier!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sf_pogZ8jE
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "If I didn't have you" is a brilliant song, some fantastically complex lyrics in there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFpPRcBeinI
 (I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Was JUST gonna post this but you beat me to it sir!!!
......Not of course forgetting to mention the fact that Rowan Atkinson's version was made 16 years ago.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post Crazy posessed child goes fucking mental at brother
Sorry break video, but holy fuck she is posessed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell....
i hope I'm sterile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear fuck...
That's actually scary, she sounds like Anneliese Michel...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *blank*
*runs off to google*



ooh, ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Grim, no?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
I do like how the parent just ignores it, takes more willpower than I have.

I'd slam her screaming face into a table.
 (mrcheese989, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
never have kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ritalin?
shame it stopped just as it was getting interesting!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Now there's a kid
desperately in need of a damn good hiding.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post Barack Obama Wants to Take America Higher I made this!
My own remix of Sly and the Family Stone featuring vocals by Barack Obama.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant
*CLICKETY CLICK CLICK*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more
Boomalacklackalacka Boomalacklackalacka :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post and Flavor Flav going 'Yeeaaaaaah Boyeeeeeeeee'
and possibly enquiring whether or not we know what time it is.

This is marvellous - made my neck go all tingly!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite Flavor Flav line,,,
,,,is from when I saw PE live in Newcastle, he shouted, "If there's something smelling in here it's me, 'cause I'm the shit!"
 (I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
best one I've heard of is from when Ratt played a few years back and the lead singer said

'Ratt shit is better than cat shit...because cat shit stinks'

Course it does dear...
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ironic
cosidering he was the one with the fucking enormous clock hanging around his neck
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
nicely done, have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Brake!
little van with some very responsive breaks!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post If only
Todd had stepped in front of this van!
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
one
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I can do that with my Delica.
I can also make it bounce at the lights, about 2foot.

It's independent and very soft suspension, mixed with the right heel-toe rhythm.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post UFOs dude....
TV gold via a 'man on the street' interview on US news.

I want to marry him...now

GC dit non

Edit - for some reason i think this would sound good dubbed into Little Fluffy Clouds...
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper nutter!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i think he's lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you let him into your life though?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe a little bit
he has the Lebowski vibe
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Next time they film you Monty
make sure you remember to shave.

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I did the back, sack and crack two days ago.
That's all my producer asks for.

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that why you're bored, sore and grumpy??
;p
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post In that case I would be
Smooth, sore, but delighted ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Extra trerestrial
Bless ... just want to give him a big hug - then again my taste in men always has been questionable!
 (Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
He is now on Fox News as a republican pundit
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww....
look how hurt he looks at the "but there's no proof" comment at 0:50.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post He makes a good point
about jesus and going to the toilet.
 (GesticularDancer is sorry if my jokes been done better before, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What a happy man...
does he seem happy to you?

I think he's happy.

I wish I was that happy when I was doing the shopping.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems very happy with his "they're made of water" idea.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The aliens had taken him
that's why they couldn't locate him again.

Also, is that a Twin Peaks quote in your sig?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fan?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye
big fan, obviously not big enough to remember that quote though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post it is indeed :-)

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The Orb Little Fluffy Clouds experiment works -
I just played them together and it's a thing of beauty akin to listening to Dark Side of the Moon while watching Wizard of Oz with the sound off :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Look what you made me do!
You were right, they go great together:

www.madcrazydaft.co.uk/little%20green%20men.mp3
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
That's awesome. I approve of anything involving The Orb
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post you sir
are a leg-end.

Seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that me?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you wish it were?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's really hard NOT to believe in UFOs
cause it's just an unidentified flying object. Doesn't have to be aliums.

/pedantry

There's definitely stuff out there, but it's so bloody far away it's very unlikely that it buzzes around scaring hillbillies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a link post Todd....Dead I made this!
No.2 in the series of 'Neighbours' death scene remixes.
Apologies for the shite picture quality - 15+ year old vhs tape.
Next up, Julie Martin.
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Most excellent!
One big click from me!

Reminds me of mr. scruff's fish songs!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Todd!!!!
Ace :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes.
This is fucking brilliant.
Bless him...he was crossing the road to get to the abortion clinic, if memory serves.

(There's something Partridge-esque about his expression at 1:58. Reminds me of wounded Alan's expression throughout the Dante's fireplace presentation)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! You daft loon
That's quality editing, like the irreverent backing tune too :D

Todd? . . . . Dead?
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Serves him right
I my day we had our spleen taken out as a 21st Birthday present*. Basically it's just an accident waiting to happen.

On the plus sign. I used to have an incredible and unfeasible crush on Helen Daniels. I'm just off to the toilet, I may be some time.


*And our teeth.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fablious
Does anyone else find it strange that Alan Dale looks younger now than he did back then (not to mention the fact that he seems to have found some credibility)?
 (Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha
that's awesome!
 (I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i *like* this
and i *love* madge's tracksuit
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
You are my new favourite person. Excellent work and resounding clicky.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Todd-tastic
Im clicking lotsly! Brill!
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish Neighbours was always edited like this
It definitely enhances the drama.
 (augsav, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post Mesmo quack feel teh fear. I made this!
got drunk on sunday with some barbie dolls, a giant fluffy duck and a webcam. This is what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to enter your world.
Seems like there is much Cider within ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post MMM cider.
Edit: there will be sequels. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked I like this
The "Jar Of Jizz" did it for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You must have been pissed,
you already posted it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post SShhhhh you.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
*goes quiet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *ruffles hair*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What about me?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post AAwww sorry.
*ruffles hair* *gives werthers original*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *sleeps*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the proof that the Hatherleigh Primary School education system is a success.
I will have to bring my handycam to carnival for similar antics!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post It be Wednesday
Zero Punctuation
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a link post Will he, won't he?
Get bitten that is.

I'm sure that this is ancient, but I'd never seen it - so there!
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooof!
Had it coming though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Give that guy a hand!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post No way!
He already broke one hand, why should we give him another?
 (Miggyman, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Someone really should dub the audio from "Charlie bit me" over that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post Finally! A video game that lets you play as Johnny Vegas! NSFW
Only NSFW due to mild swears.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post Peaches Geldof Abuse
Peaches, with all her experiance, has decided to write for a fashion mag.....

...it didn't go well!

www.nylonmag.com/?section=article&parid=2154

The 'FAIL' works well!
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post GC unfortunately but still fuckin cracking.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Was reading the comments a few days ago...
...they've gone from sensibly critical to overtly nasty...and have now settled on surreal:

"Hi Peaches, would you like to buy any ironmongery?"

"Not that bad for a retard and quite hot. I'd like to see how Peaches would get on, on football on the SNES "

"wibble wibble lets all dibble where is alice today?"
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Very gc but I had another look and found
Josef Fritzl10/29/2008
Even though I'm Australian it's obvious to me that people would rather be locked up in my cellar than read another word of your drivel. It seems the silicon chip inside your head is switched to "retarded".
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many of these recent comments are b3tan....
edit: well obviously the most recent ones are. Whoever's Dyering- once was enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My fave

Jack Kerouac10/28/2008
I always wished I could write this well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh lols

Harvy Price10/29/2008
I write wif krayons. They pay me in choklit biskits. I get more choklit than you.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Someone wants Jonathan Ross' job
And doesn't have any dignity. Also his middle frame trick failed poorly.
(RichJohnston, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the bastard child of Ross and Gervais.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post bloomin hell he does.
The "i'll give it a go" is very gervaissy. do you think he's doing it on purpose?
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly
If so it's a subtle and clever impersonation.

'Noon sir :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's gone!
and 'noon to you too mert.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Material Girl...on a ukelele....with Japanese girls
that must tick at least a few 'Rules of B3taness' boxes, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Ace :) and don't forget the violin fiddle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hello there sir
how hangst it?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Loggy
Not bad, did you get sorted with the move?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yes thanks - all done and dusted :-)
Flatmates are cool and place is lovely - makes a massive change from Crapston Villas!
Why are you bored,sore and grumpy?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely :)
In answer to your question:

Bored - I can't get out or do much because...

Sore - I've got a bad case of gout

Grumpy - See above

Grr.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh I've heard that's nasty
hope you feel a bit better soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I would do if I could get to the Off-Licence ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ...banjo and mandolin...
I like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This site is great :D
I love the piano lounge interpretation of Creep:

coverfreak.com/media/081012-Creep.mp3
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post tis the highlight of my week when
they do a new post on there :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmarked :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post this one's good too
covermesongs.blogspot.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post banjo

(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post Internet Censosrship in Australia.
It's coming, oh yes, like a massive wireless cock, ejaculating freedom all over your moobs.

www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24568137-2862,00.html

Ed: Might I add that when this comes about in the UK, prisonplanet.com and infowars.com will be gone. Great stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
"The plan was first created as a way to combat child pronography and adult content, but could be extended to include controversial websites on euthanasia or anorexia. "
GOOD!! these are all things that make the internet horrible.
there are times when you need to bring in common sense and the simple fact is that the internet is massively underregulated, in a lot of ways that makes it a fun place to be, but in other ways it makes it dangerous, scary and an ideal stalking ground for sickos with their own agenda.

i think this is a great idea and the minor worry of "oh but where will it end?" far outweighed by the fact that my 6 YO niece will be able to surf the web without my sis being worried about what she might stumble across.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Adult contect isn't a bad thing, so long as it's of one or more consenting adults.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post And an octopus.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post totally agree with you, but illegal adult content (kiddy porn, munting ;), that sort of stuff) are bad things.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm yes, it's to protect the children.
I don't think you realise the full implications of this.

Blogs/sites critical of the government - gone
Independent news sites - gone
Midget-horse-fisting - toned down.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta - gone

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You may have to opt-in to access it.
Or, it'll still be up, but you'll only be allowed to post pictures of cats with amusing phrases underneath them.

Which is a good thing, everyone loves cats..and fisting.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hang on a sec.
who mentioned blogs being removed? you seriously think the government of any developed country would sneakily just start chopping sites off the internet that it didn't agree with?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Read the entire article.
- In December 2006, Republican Senator John McCain tabled a proposal to introduce legislation that would fine blogs up to $300,000 for offensive statements, photos and videos posted by visitors on comment boards. It is well known that McCain has a distaste for his blogosphere critics, causing a definite conflict of interest where any proposal to restrict blogs on his part is concerned.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Is China
"developed"?
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't let your six year old use the internet
Problem sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post AFAIK
They are having a two-tiered censorship system. Tier 1 is unsuitable for children, tier 2 is unsuitable for adults.
You can opt out of tier 1, which merely places you on the tier 2 list instead; which is just somewhat less restrictive.

I think that your 6 YO niece (or anybodies!) should not be surfing the web without adult supervision anyway, to be fair. More parental involvement would solve most of the problems that the OZ government are using as reasons for this.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And how exactly does the state decide
what is unsuitable for adults?

What a load of bollocks
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't agree more

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post things that are illegal within state boundaries?

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the state should supervise everything, it avoids confusion.
Thinking can be such a burden sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Just maybe
six year olds shouldn't be surfing the web unsupervised in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post granted, let's forget about my niece for a sec and ask,
what's wrong with filters to remove child pornography websites, sites on euthanasia or other such horrible and unsuitable sites?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I think euthanasia is a more of a grey area than nonce fodder.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but it is illegal in australia.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's also illegal in Australia to name an animal that you plan on killing & eating.
Which surely takes all the fun out of having kids.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep the PC in the living room.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sites on euthanasia being horrid and unsuitable is surely a matter of opinion
It's a controversial issue to be sure, but a very subjective one. It may be right for some people, but not for others. I certainly wouldn't presume to tell someone else they were wrong, or a criminal, for helping an elderly\injured relative or friend to die painlessly with dignity.

What about abortion, another controversial issue? Should there be sites that discuss where people can get abortions, if they can't in their home town? Would this apply to people who are carrying their rapists unborn child? As a result of incest?

What about distasteful sites like Fred Phelps' 'God hates fags' website? Whilst I strongly disagree with him, it sets a dangerous precedent to remove someones ability to express an opinion because it differs from your (or societies) own.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yes it's a matter of taste as to whether they're suitable for everyone, but it's a matter of law that the practice is illegal.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never,
ever, in ten years of being online, EVER seen any child pornography. Ever.

Which makes me think it's not the kind of thing you can stumble upon just by accident - I'd imagine that paedos share images with each other via p2p or something.

And why exactly is a site on euthanasia "horrible and unsuitable"? Because it upsets you?
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post look, everyone seems to be going against my point here and picking small hole in my phrasing.
euthanasia is horrible and unsuitable only on the grounds that its illegal.
i have no problem with it.
i simply think that everyones fucking panic over a tiny bit of regulation is extreme to say the least.
the govenrment have said nothing about censoring political opinion, only about sites that are unsuitable (i don't know about you guys but i take that to mean sites that actually break laws within that countries boundaries)
i can't be fucked to talk further on this cos i'm obviously not in with the popular opinion and as such i'll just get pulled apart on everything i say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post the act of euthanasia is illegal in australia
but information about it surely can't be?
and that's the real problem here.

there's a BIG difference between an illegal act and information about it, however unsuitable some people think that information may be.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly
hang around 4chan /b board long enough.....

just one of the reasons I don't go there anymore
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *writes down*

(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post there's nothing wrong with filters against child pornography
but about euthanasia?
seriously?

it's a controversial issue, sure, but should information about it really be banned like that?

I have a real problem with governments controlling information like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading through the above comments...
There are some very good points, but the question is - who would trust a polititian as a moral guide?
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks.
I live in Oz and there's a huge row over this. It ain't gonna happen. It'll be kicked out by the Senate - which the Government doesn't control.

More bollocks from The Goat's Acolyte.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:59, Reply)
This is a link post foget wossy, have some fluff
kitteh and bird in teh lurve...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Budgie was luring him into a trap all along.
Never trust a budgie.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
In my mind the budgie was tearing into the kitten like a vulture.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The last pic is brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
What a cunning, sinister, diabolical fiendish genius, it must wake up and read The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli before it's breakfast
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Machiavelli's cat dictated that to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this also
hahaha. sqwacks
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a link post Brand and Ross suspended by the BBC!!!!!111!!11!!1!
...whilst a vocal portion of the population ponders the most suitable means of execution for the pair, the less reactionary remainder struggles to give a flaming pigeon shit about any of it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Talk about a minor fuck up blown out of all proportion
Channel Four News observed last night, the government had no comment about the fucking escalation of the civil war in the Congo yesterday, yet they were all bending over backwards to take the moral highground and comment on this
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely...
And haven't any of these people ever seen stuff like Never Mind the Buzzcocks?
There's worse insults thrown around on that every week.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Your remark above^
"the less reactionary remainder struggles to give a flaming pigeon shit about any of it" sums it up for me really
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS
It's a huge waste of time. These toffs go out of their way to read the transcripts of the show, without ever listening to the show, just so they can go ahead an complain. I heard it as it went out and it was hilarious. Fuck the lot of em.

BBC also going on about the granddaughters "aspiring modeling career" rather than "in a shitty group called the satanic sluts"
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I whole heartedly agree with this comment

(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Brand should be suspended
upside down by his bollocks from a bridge so passers by can throw things at him.

but I've thought that for quite a while now and don't give a rats about some answer phone pwank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this ^
I hate the twunt
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately
sending obscene messages over the public telephone system is illegal in the UK. I think "he f$cked your grand daughter" kinda counts as offensive especially if directed at a 78 year old you don't know personally.

I predict a Faulty Towers re-run this Friday at 10:35pm :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Illegal?
Uncalled for maybe but I'm not sure leaving mean messages qualifies as illegal
 (I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post section 43(1) of the Telecommunications Act 1984
depends whether or not "He F$cked your grand daughter" is deemed "Grossly offensive", and/or

"caus(ed) annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety to another....... a message that he knows to be false"

I guess it rests on whether Brand had indeed f&cked Mr Sachs' grand daughter and either way whether or not this caused annoyance inconvenience or needless anxiety to Mr Sachs, which it seems it did.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my
Oh my, oh my. Is there anyone left that Brand chap hasn't f&cked?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *Raises hand*

(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the shame!
She was an adorable child until Ross and Brand turned her into a filhty burlesque vixen.
 (edhead, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I laughed out loud when I read this story the other day. The Guardian waited until the last paragraph to say that the Granddaughter in question had been unavailable for comment as she was performing with a troupe called The Satanic Sluts. Excellent comic timing.
 (Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post god this is retarded
cause Manuel was such an ethical portrayal of a Spanish man.

Also, the majority of the sane population never kicked up a fuss that license fees were being spent on Celebrity Dancing on Jesus and associated bow locks.

Grrr!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i wish the media would just stop messing about and refer to him only as Manuel
it would make things much easier.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post MrGomez thought Dead Set was shit?
Blimey...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
I built myself up too much to think it was going to be just perfect....my own fault. Plus, the colour grade makes it look way too dark, like, just too dark. did you like it?
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only seen little bits (I've recorded it)
But it's not what I thought it was going to be, it actually looks better.

I'll sit down and catch up tommorow night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly thought it was ruddy fantastic.
Funny, cathartic (as someone who hates Big Brother), clever...but isn't smug and therefore doesn't want to rise above being a damned good zombie yarn.
Also really like the colour grading. It is indeed very dark...but makes the whole thing seem dream-like.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Rob played a spanish man?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Catalan actually
"he was from Barcelona" The joke was that he couldn't understand anything because Basil kept talking Spanish to him. Catalan is about as much like Spanish as Welsh is like English.

Now that's proper comedy, not a couple of school kids giggling in a phone box and swearing at a teacher.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That was part of the joke...
..but Manuel was also an idiot.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Not so fast!
I studied French, Spanish and Catalan at university. Catalan is way more similar to Spanish than Welsh is to English. I found I could understand the written form before undertaking any study (having previous good Spanish and French). And pretty much all Catalans speak fluent Spanish.. they had to by law up until Franco went in the late 70s. Nowadays you might find the odd octogenerarian who claims not to understand Spanish, but they pretty much always do. They live in a country called Spain.. And Manuel is a very traditional Spanish name.

..to be a little pedantic..
 (lost, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He also is actually from Barcelona...
and therefore would probabaly understand Spanish.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well Barcelona is in Catalonia (part of Spain)
..so he'd almost certainly speak Catalan fluently too - if he'd been brought up there. But Spanish would not be at all a problem, which was my point. And I think I remember his dialogue in the program to be either English or Spanish - no Catalan.

Catalan is a beautiful language with a rich literary history however. Don't mean to do it down - it deserves to survive.

Right, must get up and do something..
 (lost, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye...
...but I mean it's a pretty damned major city, so presumably he would speako both lingo.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole thing does seem like a good way to get rid of annoying celebrities...
Can't we get Alan Carr to call Ian Lavender a cunt or something?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And Kerry Katona to call Judi Dench a bitch...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair...
...I think Katona's doing a good job of destroying her career by herself.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post But just that extra little push...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You're quite right.
Similarly, Winehouse to call David Jason's mum a piss-puking fart gobbler.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Right
I really need to get around to listening to this. Does anyone know where I can find it?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Here we are, love:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7IHJ66wj9g

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAxPkcnlyNM&feature=related
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
It's silly, but not that bad, really.

Brand does sound a bit manic though. Surely his producer should have intervened, and said 'no, really, that's enough.'?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He does sound a bit overexcited...
...and the only amsuing bit is his impromptu song.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was clean now?
I can see how Andrew Sachs felt he had the right to complain, and they have already publicly apologised. I feel sorry for the staff on Ross' other shows, now in limbo as he's been suspended.

Is suspension appropriate? I'm not sure. The likelihood of either of them being sacked is minimal, so it seems like a pointless punishment.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the impression
..he's had so much of everything in the past all his inhibitions are gone permanently, to the extent that his bullshit-filter is heavily damaged.

But whatever.. Gordon Brown making a statement about it?? Schlebs truely are running the world..
 (lost, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No
It seems to me his producer said:
"Thats great, lets post it online!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect the producer will be for the chop
and possibly the series producer. Brand and Ross will have to apologise, and that will be all.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post they are rather irritating twats

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I predict
the grand daughter will soon start to appear on I'm A Celebrity, Celeb Air, Celeb Scissorhands... or any of those crappy things
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
Can't come to the bash, I'm afraid :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Irony
She was on a European tour with the burlesque dance group - the Satanic Sluts - but cut short the trip following the public humiliation.

Maybe Brand thought she was into it? - I wonder where he got that idea?
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe that's her business
And not her grandad's/the radio audiences business.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post True' dat

(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post would, would, would,would, would, would,would, would, would,would, would, would,
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 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a link post The Most Expensive Book That Amazon Sells.
Only $8,539.00. Title: Chemical Shifts And Coupling Constants For Silicon (Check out the customer reviews.)
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post RECENT BUYERS OF THIS BOOK:
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 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry to piss on your parade, but:
$40,000
There are some, apparently, more expensive than this on there. - crumbs chief!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post For that price I'd expect it to include a bevvy of buxom wenches
to read it out loud to me whenever I desired.

However it looks a fairly boring book:( Though I'd put up with this for the wenches.

I thought I'd splashed out earlier this year for a whole load of books at £50 each or so, on architecture, 3d modelling and maths. It seems not.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post anything exciting architecture - wise?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Mainly historys of skyscrapers (which I have an unhealthy fascination with for some reason)
Going back from theorising about the tower of babel, through to Taipei 101, Flat Iron building etc. Some interesting ones about the non-building side of architecture (which I'd not thought about) covering the idea of skyscrapers as self contained entities so talking about distribution of leisure, commercial, living areas, covering light\vegetation, the importance of open, communal space etc. Probably the best book I bought was:
www.bookdepository.co.uk/WEBSITE/WWW/WEBPAGES/showbook.php?id=0470843551

Most of the other books are either half schematic type books, or wildy theoristic (future cities) ideas for architecture.

I just enjoy reading about them more than anything (and trying model cityscapes, which is my current hobby) :)
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds genuinely fascinating :)

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This is a normal post Yeah, it is :)
Hopefully will get to go on a trip to Hong Kong, or somewhere similar, to actually see some of these awesome tall buildings in the flesh sometime.

Incidentally, one of the reasons I got fascinated with tall buildings was a short story by Stephen Gould called, 'Peaches for Mad Molly' - worth reading if you stumble across.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ta for the tip - will search out and have a read :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha good god
One reviewer states: "I bought two or three for the house, they are perfect for use as an inconspicuous book safe when hollowed out with a Dremel. I keep the most prized portions of my Beanie Baby collection within. "

I need some fresh air, the world is quite mad
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Springer
their staple is to print conference proceedings and the like. It's verging on vanity publishing as the only people who "buy" them are the ones who go to the conferences.

Well it's not quite vanity publishing but it ain't far off given only half a dozen people in the world would be interested in buying them so they can cite them in their own research.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's not Amazon
but that's nothing:

www.abebooks.co.uk/servlet/SearchResults?an=Gould%2C+John&bt.x=51&bt.y=13&fe=on&sortby=1

www.abebooks.co.uk/servlet/SearchResults?an=Lear&sortby=1

www.abebooks.co.uk/servlet/SearchResults?an=Darwin&sortby=1&sts=t&x=71&y=18

If I glance to my right, I am looking at one of these^ books; most of the rest our below in our strong room
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ptchah
I'll see your Gould, and I'll raise you an Austen

www.abebooks.co.uk/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=1189285447&searchurl=an%3Dausten
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah
we've got some books in our strongroom worth a great deal more than that, though i'm stumped if I remember what they are called sat here impatiently for lunch ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give you a quid.

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