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This is a link post Full Dark Knight Script
(PDF)

If you like reading them, or if your theatre group is stuck for something to do this christmas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
the ladies of the WRI will put on a wonderful show with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a link post Very difficult game
Sorry.
Gotta love the epicness of the closing credits though. Not over the top at all.
 (Virulent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I can now die knowing that...
....I've achieved everything I can in this life!!

Amazing game, thanks for posting...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind that
The previous link on that site is the comedy classic The Art of Lowering a Coffin Into the Ground.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post LMAO
the widow wasn't happy.
Rekon the guy was killed? If so, doesn't have to go far for a grave.
 (Virulent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Crushed by the weight of the responsibility
ahem
 (John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post Maru the cat - teh internets most famous cat ( for this week at least)
aka the box cat, aka fat kitty.

The cat's owner has been pumping out the vids - this is the newest one, posted 2 days ago with 30 000 views. Not GC on here I don't think.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post this is dull

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would have been impressed if it was p1ss...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like cats
But cat owners have a lot to answer for.
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Internets most famous cat?
If we add views to the video we make this situation worse.
 (Cap'n, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i prefered
the one where they threw a bucket of acid on the cat, which was sat on a car bonnet, from a second storey window.

Fuckin shit pets... and on that note, how do you make a cat NOT land on its feet? Throw it really fuckin hard at the floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post riiiight..
because a car owner would so pour acid over his own car to get rid of a cat. They've always got a spare bucket of acid around the house.
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a link post Oiligarchy
Found a pretty cool game, help invade iraq to liberate the oil .. i mean people....

if its GC I apologise...

EDIT : its a strategy game.... search for oil pockets, drill, manage finances etc... fund terrorism etc...
 (mickeyblue, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post liberate the oil .. i mean people....
^ heheh win!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post You and Me - Cosmo and Dibbs
Big props to the Words and Pictures vid further down the page.
Here's another slice of thick, juicy nostalgia.
Ahhh....memories.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Jenny Barnett who caused that fuss on TV-AM by getting the bap out live on air
the her
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Those were the days before she turned
into a loud-mouth annoying twat.

Edit: IMO
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post IMO too
I happened to come across a cookery show with her on one day, and I had to turn it off after a few minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post She used to be on Good Food Live
I used to get livid - my wife started to change the channel if she was ever on :) to stop me from swearing at the TV
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post MrsP does the same with me
When Location Location Location comes on ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
Reminds me of this guy at college in his best dibbs voice would go 'Eh, Cosmo, gizza wank!'
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Cosmo a lung cancer patient?

(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I've been looking for this for ages!
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post SHOCKING - Premature Baby In The Pocket
In Israel, a nurse at a large general hospital decided to have her picture taken with a tiny premature baby. She then placed the baby in her pocket for her photo op. Yes, her pocket!
 (zrankovic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post interestingly all the doctors asked pretty much say they cant see a problem with it
And that its a method taught to parents of premature babies.
Its not like shes pretending to eat it or anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Kangaroo care
better skin to skin with mummy and boobs though.
I think the issue I would have is it seems to be taking the piss out of the baby.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail Headlines
should be on /board this week
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm failing to see how this is shocking.
You seem to be conveniently ignoring the text in the link.

God forbid the Daily Mail get hold of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be an interesting experiment
if that link was emailed to them to see how quickly the rabid reaction is.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that website gets linked on here quite alot
most of the links are of minor interest
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It may be of little interest,
but it is still a billion times more interesting than the shite YOU put on here.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post miaow
sister!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
'Noon, loon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ello,
off to work soon. Ya boo ;-(
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be off to post your stuff either this afternoon or tommorow
Sos for the delay, I've not been able to get out the last couple of weeks.

And just ring work up and tell them you have a 24 Hour AIDS virus or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely,
I am still getting round to do some stuff for Mimsy. I must post it on day, but I am trying to find a way to stop it from squidging out of the parcel.

The daughter is ill, but I still have to go when the missus gets back. I shall give you number, and you can pretend that I have been arrested or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you kill it before your wrapped up Mimsy's parcel?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It took a while,
but its pretty hard when you only have a screwdriver handy.

edit: considering the size of the thing
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post As and when my friend
As and when.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I am almost there,
just need to send it really. I promise, also going to sneak a little game on it too so you can give it a crack.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post and it may be wort noting that he's the only one that posts links from it....
i smell spam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I love wort noting :)

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post are you from the Daily mail?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Other than Michael jackson, Gary Glitter, Chris Langham, Jonathan King...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder whats happened to jonking?
Not seen him in a while. Maybe he's taken the hint?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd hope so, but he has a habit of re-emerging like slugs that live under a patio
Sorted with your Morrells yet? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Next time I shall just throw some salt at him.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
throw some salt on him squirt something salty in his face
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
squirt something salty in his face cum on his moobs
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Come on his moobs find human remains up his rectum
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
find human remains up his rectum find out his penis is shaped like an action man and he uses it as a lure
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Wins

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *dances*
*goes to work*

cya
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Morrello? Not really!
hows the foot?

I'm fed up.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The foot's usable again, and I'm looking forward to getting out the house
I'm fed up too if that's any consolation. Why though?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate everyone I work with.
I work with one of my best mates but she's leaving in a couple of weeks, so I need to find a new job!

They all read the Daily Mail and beleive every word of it.

EDIT: great example just happened, they are talking about benefits cheats, and someone just said "Thats how Hitler got into power"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That last sentence scares me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't fool me, Julie Moult!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Idiot!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No bridge - FAKE!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like the nurse is doing one of those gang signs!
'coz she's down wit' da kidz!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just noticed
you are in fact a tad spammy.

Please go away now


 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ZOMG!!!!
WTF!!!!1111onehundredandeleventyleven


I've had more shocking chunks of corn in my stool.
 (UTB, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post did you pose for photos with your stools?
now that would be an "interesting" website gallery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post Dismember Me!
Plush toy that you can dismember! Not as nice as the road kill plush toys though!

www.roadkilltoys.com
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I remember these guys being ripped to shreds on Dragons' Den.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that pun intentional?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post rejected wii games
cool idea, fairly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post wiidriveby
Pfffft
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe!
Female Pleasure FTW
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post genuine lols

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for loading ready run!
Try this one on for size:
loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/39/rapidfire_episode_2

They have very good ideas, I think their acting skills are somewhat lacking though.
 (tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a link post Kitty with cardboard
AAAAAAAHHWWWWWW
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^waits for GC Nazi's^

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nazi's sad fuckwits

A little bit of me dies everytime I see the rather sad expression
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ;-(
Die ya bast'd

love and peace
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
sorry, it just had to be said...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *nazis*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *heils*

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 'siegs'

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *kills jews*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post About time somebody had a go.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post invades russia in winter
er, heil!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 'retires to Brazil'

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *waxes*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *bums*
ahhhhhhhhhitlerbumsex
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ich Will!

(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a link post Words and Pictures - Magic E
For those of a certain vintage this was a highlight of the teaching week :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK I POSTEDA LINK TO THIS A WHILE BACK, BUT IT'S ALWAYS WORTh ANOTHER SPIN!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It was either this or Bill the Bricky :)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1ieDVzinpbU&feature=related

but Magic E was the best methinks
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Dark Towers - best story ever
/mind you, that was Look and Read, not Words and Pictures. Still, both had Derek Griffiths in!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Derek Griffiths!!
wow, he was ace
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He's still around
My boy's a fan of 'little red tractor' - 'Mr Jones' (a posh white bloke) is voiced by the man himself.

One of the better new kids shows, in my opinion.
 (Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Biggins was in dark Towers as well

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I know :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been desperately seeking a pic of Wordo
but he's not to be found anywhere online
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wordy, surely

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 'nods' yes indeedy it was Wordy

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(Fluffster, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe if you spely his name
with a magic Y, you may get somewhere ;-)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=Wordy&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

/cant spell blog
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU, SIR, WIN.
You win the internet and everything in between.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit, becomes shite with E,
magic, magic Eeeeeee.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post good one mr.dogshite

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Tap becomes tape with me
Rap becomes rape with me.....
 (Robbvayne, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post 100 Movie spoilers in 5 minutes.
Hi......I'm having a SHITE day & I thought I'd share it with yez.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
thats at least 50 films I need not watch now.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well don't say you weren't warned!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll forget by the time I watch them.
My most momentous film give away was when I told my mate how Memento ended.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh the old "I'm an alien abandoned on this planet" ending
Tis truly a shocker!

In all fairness, I'll forget the twists until they are just about to be revealed.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
the one where it is in fact Guy Pearce who kills his wife. Tsk.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh great, that's one less film I need not watch now.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff
.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post Contrast Cannon....
This game is far too addictive for its own good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oh that is goooood
great link
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post dammit!
there goes an hour of my day!
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no I lost about 2 hours the other day playing that "build a robot up and shoot alien spider robot" game.
**clicks anyways**
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I had to stop playing that as it would have eaten my day

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post Simply horrendous management-speak
Surely it takes much longer to write this kind of tosh than just to say what is really happening.
 (>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Synergy related headcount restructuring
I'll restructure *their* synergies, the miserable, shite-talking numptyheads.

What's wrong with plain English? Gnnnnn!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
sounds like they are just sacking people
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow that is awesome
I'm a civil servant and even I've not come across anything that bad! Anyone who uses the word "synergy" surely deserves a good kicking.

You seem to have just justified the existence of management consultants. It takes longer to write in this style, therefore more management consultants are needed. QED.

edit: "Headcount restructuring" reminds me of when Lisa Simpson became president and introduced a refund adjustment, not a massive tax hike.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ning
How am you today?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fed up
I hate my colleagues. Actually you're a computery type, you might be able to help me, I'm applying for a new job and it involves using Morello, have you heard of it? I think it might be a DTP thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have heard of it
but don't know much about it at all. I think its to do with web content but I could well be wrong with that. Not my area I'm afraid :(

I have discovered some fantastic news though

www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/oct/23/laser-wood-mdf

Imagine the possibilities!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeeeeeeeeess........
wood that looks like wood?

Anyways- *opens it up to the floor*- anyone know anything about Morello? There must be someone!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post But the fretwork!
it could be out of this world.

Is this the Morello you seek?

www.hellomorello.com/product/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course! I forgot about your affinity with MDF.
Yes that looks like the right thing, but I can't view it at work. I'll have a look tonight.

I'm having a nice cup of tea and two Jaffa Cake bars
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaffa!!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnsOZsA7_4
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you two :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 'lo
Whats with the Shit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post what's wrong with google?

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever spoken to a real person?

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post loads, why?

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What's Google?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Its full of bombs
apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only had someone try to sell it to me, but...
it's a Web CMS (Content Management System). It shouldn't matter much if you've never used it because no two installations are alike as it tends to get customized for the task at hand. If you can say you've had experience with other CMSes or show familiarity with web publishing then you shouldn't have a problem.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "...they expected the merger to result in a headcount adjustment in the range of 10-15 percent of the global workforce"
...just means sacking a whole load of people doesn't it?

I don't get why business use these stupid euphemisms - it just makes them look like mealy-mouthed cowards.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This is
exactly what they are
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post a work colleague e-mailed me a few weeks back offering to touch base with me regarding a customer order.
i almost walked to his office and smacked him. the fucking poof.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah
full on office lol.

Thanks, I needed that :D
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post happy to oblige.
};o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a link post How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you
An amusing series of drawings and text
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha...
...I rather liked that.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha
very good. This one, from the same site is also amusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Class

(Fluffster, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
And true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a link post free book made from your pics - if you're from the u.s.
this was announced on oprah today - no, i don't watch it, i got it in an email today from a woman in my freecycle group. act fast, mofos, it has to be done in a few days but i know a few of you weirdos can pervert this for us all.

if you do make one and get it, please gaz me. for that matter, if you'll let me use your mailing address as a receiving point for this, i'll love you forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post oprah's tits smell of apples

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And taste of Rape

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post cor, thats ace that is
im gonna scoff the lot!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Daily Mail Headline Font
Closest I could find to it anyway. Pasting from this pic saves buying it. Thanks to Boff for the details :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What the font
www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
 (I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post Ned Song
its about as chavvy as they come.
(TaishiCi, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Don't gi's any ' your shite,
I f*cked you maw last niiiiiiight"

has become an arguement winner with me and some friends. The tune rules.
 (Robbvayne, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a link post It's all about the Puppy...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Puppy Power!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Adam Buxton's jolly effort on Obama.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that is fucking brilliant
just gets better and better
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaha
I LOLed, repeatedly and loudly
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Mitch Mitchell has died :(

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he David Mitchell's dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bloody shame :-(
One of the best drummers ever, IMHO
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, Reply)

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