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This is a link post Loony loves the stylophone
Endearingly eccentric gent pays tribute to Jimi Hendricks with a stylophone.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post And there was me expecting distortion and a wahwah
That was a top performance
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post NEEDS MORE GUITARS ON FIRE
Also *cough* Hendrix *cough*
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hendrix is how he spelt his stage name
I'm fairly certain that his family name must have been Hendricks!
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
he was named Johnny Allen Hendrix
 (I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost
as good as this one
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vdAiYSbspLg
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you bastard

(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:55, Reply)
This is a link post The Screaming Mummy
Screaming because someone kicked him in the nuts so hard he died, clearly!

Just watching this on channel 5 and noone's mentioned him clutching his nuts. I'm just too good at this shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Google Trends
Ok, I know this is old hat, but it's so much fun

For example: In early 2004, chips suffered a catastrophic decline in popularity, and daddy has been on top ever since.

What else can you scientifically prove using google search data?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post or
www.google.com/trends?q=maddie%2C+chips&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Increasing lolcats cause oil price rise:
www.google.com/trends?q=price+of+oil%2C+lolcats&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=1
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot of sex
not a lot of surprise, surprisingly

www.google.com/trends?q=surprise%2C+sex&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=1
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Happily tits are bigger than bums
www.google.com/trends?q=tits%2C+bums&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=1
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Anna Nicole Smith dies and suddenly there's more old men around
www.google.com/trends?q=anna+nicole+smith%2C+old+men&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

funny that
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw crap
www.google.com/trends?q=beatles%2C+oasis&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Cocks used to be bigger than you think
Not anymore though

www.google.com/trends?q=cocks%2C+you+think&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0


must stop this now
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently, looking for gay pr0n goes in cycles.
www.google.com/trends?q=gay%2C+porn&ctab=0&geo=all&date=mtd&sort=0
 (Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 3:48, Reply)
This is a link post Bush pulls the shocker
This is superb - really, he must know.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Westside!
Mah nizzle!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah....
It's 'Whitehouse' mah nigha



(although, not for long)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft...
Awesome stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post goddam niggaz

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post two in the pink
one in the sink
 (largoembargo ???, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post More tea?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a link post MSNBC guest drops F-bomb NSFW
...and doesn't realize it.

I'll suck all of your GCs if GC
(largoembargo ???, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how
they act like primary school children when he says it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post what a fucking cunt for swearing like that!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The sad thing is...
that the UK is getting just as bad.
You can't even say fucksocks on children's tv nowadays.
 (Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post MTHERFUCKING NARWALS

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post THEY HAVE HORNS LIKE UNICORNS FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post DOLPHINS AINT GOT SHIT ON THEM GOD DAMN

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post LIKE UNICORNS BUT AINT NO HOOVES ON THEM MOTHERFUCKERS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!
 (Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
NARWHALS GONNA FUCK THAT UNICORN UP
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post UNICORN AINT GOT SHIT FUCKING NARWALS GOD DAMN

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post 'The F-Bomb'
what an awful phrase.

what's wrong with 'the f-word' or just 'fuck'?
 (Scary, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post Boozed Up Brits Abroad
Onion and the lads in Prague. Warning, stay away from the Absinthe
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Real Absinthe is fine.
It's the cheap green toilet duck knock offs you need to be wary of. That and binge drinking.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Absinthe is OK as long as it's prepared properly
ie. Absinthe drip. It is stupid to shoot it, it's 68% ffs
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i used to know people like that.
thank fuck i don't any more.
 (JonothanCainer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
That's one of the reasons I moved to Sydney.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking
Idiots.

That is all.
 (Dang, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
I made this!
 (triscrote E's are good?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:49, Reply)
This is a link post Time machine testers wanted....
ronseal!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you could make a time machine out of lego!
The other sixth graders laughed at me, but now who's laughing?

Me. I'm laughing. ha ha.
 (I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You are John Titor AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't written this yet...

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
ý, boýub q' q¡ ýu ý uo.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post witchcraft

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can't spell guarantee properly
I doubt you can can ensure a stable warp field, let alone code the correct configuration for a flux-capacitor.

I must post my "Handsome 18yr male looking for beautiful 18yr old females to take virginity" Gumtree advert.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you never answered my replies!
was it the photos that put you off?
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hardly call a shrivelled up, out of focus penis a photo.
It looked like my thumb!
HOWEVER, I am willing to travel. Gaz me.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My time machine is broken
It is stuck on forward and only goes in real-time.


(Ripped off this joke from craigslist best of)
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I've made a Time Machine.
It;s right here
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
nice 1
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Pft
Cue Jimmy Carr:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XEc3R6TXSVA
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
Brilliant!
 (Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for YTMND
timetraveler.ytmnd.com/
 (Cap'n, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:51, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Sulu!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as "Mr Slut"
Freud would have had a field day.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
We'll see
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he coming to visit?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *blushes*
Oh you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If I build it, will he come?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
build rub

Yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post 'Trading Places' explained for retards ....like me
If like me you always yayed when Eddie Murphy and Dan Ackroyd win at the end but aren't sure exactly how and why they won, this explains it.

www.dangerouslogic.com/trading_places.html

Personally my favourite bit is in the train during the party.

Edit: Scene added for edumactional purposes
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry New Year!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post best film - ever
well, that and Brewsters Millions
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Blues Brothers.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Animal House

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Toga! Toga! Toga!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? Hell no!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
For a moment I thought you'd read that as Tora, Tora, Tora!

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one.
I must admit to a bit of a ris moment there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Gilmore!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post win!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Emanuelle in Norfolk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a story
about a girl and her brother.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post And her other brother

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ello sir
how's it hangin?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo, not bad
So you decided on a costume then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
I'm going as Jamie Lee Curtis as Inge from Sweden from Trading Places :-)

Please to help me with mein rook-sack!

Random but still legally Christmassy.

If I was a boy I'd have gone as Hans Gruber
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Informative

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
I always wondered how they could shout out that they were selling when they didn't at that time own any stock.
I always assumed it was just Hollywood nonsense. Clearly they're more careful with money than science - funny, that...
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Pub Toilets
Going to a pub and want to know what the toilets are like? Look no further. This is a site that reviews them with photos too. Or you could even write your own review.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Some sites leave you speechless
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I want the t-shirt, shame it's out of stock


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's George Michael's hompage

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bring on the hompage!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post homopage?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, this is my fave piccy so far...
www.pubtoilets.com/ShowPub.asp?pubID=232
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post amazing laser magic
quite possible one of the greatest things I have ever seen

GC I'm pretty sure
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I know I've seen this before
but couldn't remember any of those tricks. It's pretty damn ninja, whatever he's doing. Damn!

Very nice
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Wires and lasers concealed in each hand...
I'd guess. very effective, very cool.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was done with the power of magic

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Magic is forbidden in Camelot.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhhh
keep the magic secret!
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all done with sharks
and fricking laser beams tied to their heads
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post don't spoil it for the one that don't know :)

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post But but but but...
How...
And then he...
But he...
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! I've seen something similar that relied mainly upon a blacklight and helpers in black felt suits,
but this way WAY cleverer, seemed mainly to be distraction, mirrors and hand held lasers used VERY creatively!

High power green lasers can seriously fuck with your eyes/skin/pets though so possibly slightly dodgy!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Funny name corner (again)
It's funny because it's funny.

Also, because she looks like she's being goosed.
 (Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post When she dies, do you think she'll be buried in a
pretty, see-through casket?
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post like those silly escapologists?
;)
silly silly people! glass or perspex coffins and tonnes of cement/mud do not mix!
 (JonothanCainer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post GC!
cock coffin ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post It's the P Diddley annoyance knock-out game!
Jimmy Page of Led Zep provides bassline...and looks utterly embarassed as the vastly-trousered Puffy Duddley raps along, getting increasingly excited...whilst everyone in the orchestra thinks "christ, what a dick".

How long can you stand it for?

It's like playing Bukaroo with your patience.

My limit was reached around 3:33...when the embarassment made my arse to pucker to such a degree that it sucked in my trousers.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Guitar.
That's a guitar that the guitarist Jimmy Page is playing guitar on.

I quite like this, actually, and I'm a hardcore Zep fan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I say bassline?
I meant guitarline. With his "axe".
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post what a twunt!
ban this sick filth NOW!!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post why post it?
If you admit it's shit. I'm clicking this just to spite you. ha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Because it's wonderfully shit...
...and there's a perverse pleasure in becoming ired by it.

It's like picking a scab.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post nice use
of the word ired
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 27 seconds
I hate puff daddy sean paul didly-i-do or whateva da nigga is called
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Longer than I managed with the Dizzy Rascal political interview vid,
about 2 and a half minutes...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post Might as well post this before anyone else does.
Fruit & veg that looks like boobies and willies!
*Goes off to write complaint to OFCOM*
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Uncredibly small
Can't read, can't write, knows how to sculpt.
 (ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet zombie jesus
Them's some tiny, tiny, tiny things

"I think I inhaled her" Haha! doh
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That was such a Brasseye remark - "I think I inhaled her!"
This video is exactly what /links needs.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great....
I love that he hates making them.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha totally agree
Being an artist myself, it's shit during the actual process, but the result usually pretty satisfying :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "being an artist myself"
eeewwwwww, i can't stand it...
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Vomits!

(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Only in Birmingham....!
 (KnackerDwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "I think I inhaled her."
That made me laugh.
 (rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Dickens of a time!1!!!11!!

(Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post Is it real?
Found this lego meme when trying to track down the elusive Batman lego.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You need one of these
to go with it...

www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/images/choa/gg_33.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you do get sharks in the sea you know...
;)
 (JonothanCainer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post no bridge!

(bobming, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a link post Oh, for God's sake...
BBC: Further to this link, more ridiculous H&S malarkey...
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
In years to come, I shall be able to tell my grand children where I was when this historic news broke.
Amazing stuff....
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post think of the children!

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I do.
That's why they locked me up.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, Mr, Sarky...
It is a wonder that this story made it on to the BBC, but the fact remains that, in years to come, you will be able to tell your grandchildren about the times when you were able to partake in charity baking events and jump on a bouncy castle, or enjoy an outdoor ice rink because it wasn't deemed 'too dangerous'.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post and that's still the case, and will be for years to come.
this is a one off and it wasn't health and safety regs. it was one woman (headteacher) that was scared that one of her students might be allergic to something. it's not really cause for "IT'S H&S GONE MAD I TELLS YE!!" it's just some rather prudish headteacher being a dick.

health and safety guidelines for something of this sort are not hard to adhere to, and even if one of the kids got sick, providing they had clearly listed ingredients and checked with parents first, she'd be in no legal trouble whatsoever. it's this sort of thing that makes me hate the daily heil, cos they publicise this sort of shit and fill people with fear.

EDIT: WORDS!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
I am actually a H&S professional and the majority of these are utter stupidity!
The pancake race that was cancelled due to H&S reasons was actually because they hadn't booked a road closure!
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not having a go at H&S per se.
More the ludicrous interpretations people put on it. As Flange says, I'm sure with the right notices you could easily hold this sort of event, or pretty much whatever you want...
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post True' dat
It takes 2-3 weeks to get a road closure, and an hour or so to write an adaquate risk assessment - if my local council said they needed some help, I would! It wouldn't take up much of my time. H&S is just a simple excuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post And I'm only waving the 'H&S GONE MAAAD' flag in jest...
...because it amuses me.
However, it is pathetic that this event has been cancelled, rather than, as you say, doing the research so the headteacher / staff / whoever can cover themselves adequately.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post h&s is much maligned
almost all stories linking a common sense bypass and H&S can be put down down to lack of good management and ignorance of the relavent regs. a quick call to the local hse office would stop most of this sort of nonsense. the stupid fucking cunts.
simple preventative measures...
1-ask parents to clearly label cakes
2-ensure you have the means to react to a problem(first aider etc)
3-have a video camera to record the swollen thrashing kids who " have a bad do"-£250 from youve been framed!! profit.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I read a mad story the other day on page two of my local rag,
about a cat that got stuck up a tree!

It's a crazy world we live in...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really annoyed by this
mainly because I'm supposedly one of the people she's doing this in the name of. I have a nut allergy, yes, and yes if I eat some I will die UNLESS I take my epipen, or a ridiculous amount of antihystemines. This does not mean I need all nuts banned for my personal safety. Plenty of people have allergies, but you can't make anywhere an 'allergy free zone' because people are allergic to all kinds of random crap.

Have they banned chrome in the school?

If one of the pupils was allergic to fruit and veg would they ban that? I know several people who go into anaphylaxis in response to fruit and veg.

It's people like her who make our lives within institutions hell. No dear, coconuts are not nuts. No, nor are pine nuts. Stoppit, I'm not allergic to the word 'nut'!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post Euro Simpsons
From Belgium?!

Snerfs (Smurfs)
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
I don't get this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post funny name corner
the germans do have some good'uns, i tell thee.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post arf! :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Klaus Schruefer

Those crazy Germans
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Arf!
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What's even better
is that in German, they actually pronounce the e on the end of the word :D
 (Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:09, Reply)

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