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I maded a robot!
I made this!
it's a simple quadroped robot I've made.
no sensors yet, still have to work some stuff out with the movement
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:29,
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That's pretty cool.
I think you should add lasers in to the next iteration. :-)
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Mr._Pickles, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:42,
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Did you make it from a kit?
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:58,
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yes and no
it's controlled by a Picaxe starter kit (ready made project board and so on), but the actual body is made from clear acrylic sheets and three servos I bought from an online hobby shop
Picaxe is really easy to use.
have a look
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 19:06,
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The_Greatest_Porn_Parodies_Ever
NSFW
marked NSFW cos of swearies!!
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abaddon, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:21,
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My local rental shop has Pulp Friction
Where's my Schindler's Fist?
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 2 Jan 2009, 19:21,
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2008 Darwin Awards
Sprayable Fencelife
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:16,
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Like it
esp. The chemistry one, silly biologist should know that adding methanol to any acid/base reaction* is a good way to start a fire.
*like with the gallons of household cleaners in a sewer.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:36,
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Nurse wants more
NSFW
not sure what movie this scene is from.
...if anyone finds out, please let me know right away.
i have some renting to do.
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largoembargo ???, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:15,
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My colleague
says it's "Hot Shots"
Looks like a Lethal Weapon parody to me.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:18,
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Your colleague is wron
beat them.
I dunno what film, but it definitely ain't hotshots.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:35,
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Hot Shots!!!!???
What's he/she been smoking?
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:48,
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no, it's not
and it's not the Emilio Estevez Lethal Weapon pisstake either. He WRONG.
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niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:31,
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definitely a lethal weapon parody
some are better
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo_G6aq7NEs
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:37,
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great stuff
though it lacks the vilderness girl
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:04,
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AAArrgh
Give me back my 1:58
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:06,
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You got change for a 2:00?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:22,
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I don't think it's a parody
But it's definitely not hot shots
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:30,
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i'm guessing lethal weapons nsfw
digg.com/movies/The_Greatest_Porn_Parodies_Ever
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abaddon, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:35,
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hahaha
Great list also!
"Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy"
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:44,
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lol
Edward Penishands
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abaddon, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:52,
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G*A*S*H
I must say, I did a fair snigger at that.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:09,
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i think this might need a proper posting, it's too good too miss!
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abaddon, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:20,
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or not!
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abaddon, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 18:46,
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It's hard to beat Inspect Her Gadget
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:26,
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Or Easy Ride Her
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Dang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:46,
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The Ultimate Unit Converter
I made this!
This is a unit conversion tool that anyone can submit units to. I'm hoping there are some creative and geeky people at B3ta who can help get it rolling.
I previously made SensibleUnits.com, which became shockingly popular and generated a lot of buzz and feedback, but relied entirely on me to update. I kept getting lots of great suggestions that I didn't have time to implement, so I decided to make something new that anyone could contribute to. So here it is.
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Arf, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:05,
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Erm
Doesn't Google already do this?
And for quite obscure units, too.
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=60+mph+in+rods+per+fortnight&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
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psd eats stuff. Often., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:10,
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Yup
Google's tool is great if you know exactly which units you want to convert between and you don't mind typing out the whole thing. If you want to convert scientific units to real objects or you want any kind of autosuggestion or you don't know exactly what you want your output to be then it's no use. This is not intended to replace what Google does.
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Arf, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:17,
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I thought this was a joke
you know, "convert things to amusing units"
but I couldn't bring myself to submit anything amusing, as it actually looks pretty useful.
Nicely done!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:11,
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It doesnt do mmHg into Pa
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:15,
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So add it!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:16,
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I just added pressure as a category
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:21,
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Awesome
Should be ripe in about 1 fortnight I think.
(or 2 weeks / 14 days / 1,209,600 seconds :¬)
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:16,
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You might want to sanitise the querys there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:40,
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Seems a bit fuzzy in my IE7x
ultimateunitconverter.com/contribute/
CCS seems to not render correctly making text overlappingly annoying.
Looks good though!
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:10,
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Added nautical mile and knot
knot* so sure of my definitions, if there are any of you nautical or aeronautical types out there who'd like to have a look at it...
*HAHAHA
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:40,
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Auditions for the banned Xbox 360 Comercial.
Haha
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:41,
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what the shuddering suckboxes
is going on there...?
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:32,
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Peanuts!
I'm sure you've seen this in these last few weeks, I've seen it on 4 occasions now and it's buried me every time... enjoy
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:37,
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Shooting Stars Inside Story
and the subsequent show were very amusing indeedly.
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:02,
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What I particularly
enjoy is the fact Curtis Stigers claps the peanuts song.
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moogy boobles, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:10,
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What kind of Bees produce milk?
BOOBIES
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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The new shooting stars made me realise how much I missed it.
Have the Baked Potato song
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BC259y0E1e8
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BindiBaji, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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Maybe there's a Japanese B3ta-style site
where they post clips of stuff like this and call us all 'Crazy Brits'
Shooting stars was ace
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:38,
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I like this idea
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PieEater, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:52,
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My flatmate's boyfriend was enthusing about this before the documentary
I'm a Baked Potato lady myself. I miss that show, it did make me all warm and fuzzy for it again, even if Ulrika Johnsson was wearing a frightening amount of make up...
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niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:34,
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The Physique of the Christ
a fun andimation about jesus.
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:45,
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wub it!
I think I have been turned... towards Jesus...
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ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:08,
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Planet Soccer Live
Planet Soccer Live is an exciting, fun and safe online virtual reality social networking game for kids centred around the number one sport in the world... SOCCER!!!! It is a world where soccer-passionate kids can be their own soccer star, interact, socialize with other kids, go shopping and play and compete in games.
EDIT: Modedit. Spammer.
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planetsoccerlive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:45,
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Spaaaaaaaam
"Planet Soccer Live is a safe online virtual world where kids are only able to select chat phrases and emotes from a predefined menu."
This will end well for you.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:53,
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Clicking I like this
Purely for the fact of spamming a "fun and safe" site on b3ta.
Surely its like a rag to a bull???
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spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:05,
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Johhny Storm
Flame on!
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shamen Geekius Maximus, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:05,
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so it's a sort of safe-for-kids-mmo thing? And you post it on here?
well it probably won't be safe for much longer, as soon as b3tans start signing up and injecting a little b3tan humour into it all.....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:12,
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The illustration on your homepage
rapes every agreed-upon principle of decent design. I hope you didn't pay someone for that.
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somegreybloke, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:14,
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Finally
A decent website... i'm compelled to click Sign Up!!! and I don't even have kids...
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ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:21,
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But, You can with Planet Soccer Live.
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BindiBaji, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 14:35,
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Hmmmm no kittens and child friendly as well
b3ta is probably not the best place to promote it.
Might I suggest replacing the players with big pink spunky cocks. Then we would all be interested in playing it.
Oh yeah, its football as well not soccer. :)
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:31,
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:37,
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'socialize with other kids'
is it some kind of paedo site?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:39,
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?? is SOCCER!!!! Just football with more advert breaks in it?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:57,
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Its called "Football"
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:58,
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I think some good old fashioned
b3ta trolling is in order!!
*signs up*
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:17,
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With you there....
I'm called 'trollings'....
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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having been on there for what seemed an eon
it's no fun. Best bit was when I bumped into a girl called 'feltching'.
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:14,
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that was me im afraid
;)
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:28,
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I had the impression
that a b3tun was behind it.
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:39,
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Hehe
www.planetsoccerlivearespammingcunts.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
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Fluffster, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 20:40,
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Why I Hate Miley Cyrus v2
I made this!
Now with added "like-o-Meter"
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ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:44,
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She really does sound like a man.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:05,
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*bing*
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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what a like fucking like hateful like shitecunt
like
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:38,
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Couldnt get past 2 minutes
My mind was starting to fantasise about beating her to death with the limbs of the people interviewing her.
Would be good if she was wired to something that would shock her every time she said 'like'.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:41,
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You out lasted me!
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:40,
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so life is just an allusion? (y`know?)
there used to be a song about that didn`t there, like ?
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tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:22,
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some people are very upset
about baby p
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:03,
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I particularly like this insightful comment
She should be prosecuted I meen not even protecting the little kid who was getting tortured until he ended up on his death bed. Well only if I could meet her I would have many things to say to her, but I wouldnt touch her the stupid PAKIE, all pakies should be ashamed to be pakie because she is one and a horrible and idiotic one who should not be alive for what has happened to the little kid.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:32,
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hahah
what a mong
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:34,
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that was my particulate favourite as well
so prosaic
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:31,
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Or the melodic literary tonings of
:( :( :( lov you baby*p :( :( gone bu not 4gotton :( :(
baby p deserved a propper family people who adored him bu dem social workers are foolz cnt believe dey let hiz so-called parents keep um :( :(
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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wow
I have no idea what this is about, but there are some pretty vicious comments there.
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augsav, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:15,
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What's even better about it
is that a large proportion are from teenagers. So nice to start the new year with such promise - an country full of illiterate Junior Race Hate Nazis.
Baby P 4evah luv u rip sleep well ANGLE LOLLLLLLZZZZZZ
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SpunkyBackpack, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:51,
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:s
Good old fasioned racism....yum
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ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:18,
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Makes me embarrassed to be British
These people need to stab themselves in the eyeballs with sharpened spoons.
Its tragic what happened to that poor kid but racisim, hatred and poor spelling isn't going to bring him back.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:35,
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Ah, peasants.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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my favourite
ya sik bitch how cud ya harm a gorgeous litle angel like him he was a concrete angel an yaz are rii ppl she is a cow she a sik cruel bitch lov you baby*p gone bu not 4gotton
baby p deserved a propper family people who adored him bu dem social workers are foolz cnt believe dey let hiz so-called parents keep um
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PaulGadd -, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 19:48,
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ALERTY ****************************************************
Someone has just pointed out our amusements!!
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 22:40,
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Fucking Taters!
Bloke jumps replica of Arc de Triumph in Las Vegas.
It's a bit long but theres a part 2 if you just want hilights
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 5:52,
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I was expecting a lot more.
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Fluffster, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 6:23,
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balls of pure titanium
click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 6:27,
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I like how he didn't hug his wife/girlfriend... I give it 2 months.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:27,
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AFRICANS AND JAMAICANS TO UNITE AGAINST COCKBLOCKERS
I made this!
Yes finally it is about time
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rizzivision, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 5:01,
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"i made this"
are you him or the cameraman?
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 5:20,
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.
camera man
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rizzivision, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 5:25,
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blue socks or black t-shirt?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 7:03,
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God, I hate american audances.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:47,
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Kathy Griffin's on CNN
NSFW
Live New Years Colourful Language
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largoembargo ???, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:20,
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Hahahaha!
She's great
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 4:21,
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tis a very old joke though.
i also quite like
"hey do you kiss your mother with that mouth? oh no that's right you can't because she's in prison"
then you can in loads of directions after that...
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 5:23,
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oh
shes american
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 7:21,
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Incredibly Geeky
But some of it is really cool. Science is cool.
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Dethro Jix I'm better than you and I probably hate you. Cunt., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:26,
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Hehe
I shouldn't laugh really.
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Fluffster, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 6:18,
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haaaa haha ahhahahaaaa hoots !! thats funny shit !
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:55,
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Sounded like Beaker there at the end
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:35,
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Dog Malfunction
This dog is broken. I suggest returning it to the manufacturer for repair.
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Mystery_Bob, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:16,
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Ah, so that's the original.
I'd only seen the Scat version.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:18,
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Prefer that one to be honest!
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Glomp Fuck, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:21,
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I feel they both rank highly in What The Internet Is For.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:23,
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LALALALALALALAAL
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:01,
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Sore Feet - 999 Call
The stupidity of some people amazes me...
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Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 23:47,
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Gah
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 23:54,
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But there are no buses in Crow Lane
The man needs to leave Henbury in a hurry. I feel his pain.
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in vino veritas, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:22,
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Surely the No. 1
will turn up soon and whisk him to safety. Some of us had to school there, donchaknow...
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tinyherb, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:14,
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Shaye Saint John
Every so often you come across something fucking mental on the net. This is beyond crazy and is only one of many videos about this ..... thing.
May well give you nightmares.
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purple_gromit, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:41,
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yes, that is mental
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 23:07,
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that's beyond mental
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:02,
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i've seen this person before
her/his videos are an unbroken stream of terror.
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dannylharle, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:05,
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Seven days later...
you will die.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 18:57,
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Crank 2 Teaser
NSFW
Are you kidding me with this?
Ridiculous.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:32,
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well his carer
has certainly gone down hill since lock stock 2 smoking barrels.
looks like a tv movie...
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:42,
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What's that then?
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:43,
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sweet jesus
That looks dreadful.
I still can't get the Viz Profanisaurus I definition of 'Crank' out of my head whenever see the word though.
It means crying whilst wanking in case you're wondering.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 23:02,
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<goes to get book>
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:38,
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Utter nonsense
But I still want to see it in the cinema.
It's high bollocks entertainment. Sometimes, that can be a good thing
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__, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 23:47,
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^this
The first Crank is just the stupidest film I've ever seen, and all the better for it.
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krang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:01,
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^this
The original was just purile and childish, and I absolutely loved every second of it.
I'm sick fed up of serious movies where everything's realistic - give me an over-the-top laughable fun and enjoyable adventure any day
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dj_jenns I'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:03,
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Yup
Was a big fan of the first one, it wasn't pretending to be oscar-worthy, it was just fun and stupid
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:43,
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Is it just me
or does using digital cameras instead of film make everything look incredibly amatuerish?
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:48,
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that and the
overly wide-angle lens
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thiswasmyclone, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:56,
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It is not just you
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:01,
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It's just that
Everything looks incredibly amatuerish..
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Haggisbreeder Was talking when he should have been listening on, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 4:36,
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